You wake up with spider powers and a instict of how to make webs.
What do you do
>>83522189
Make a web.
>>83522189
Not much different than what I usually do.
>>83522189
Immediately begin using my powers to make money.
Fight crime
Be the new spider-man actor and get slott of spider-man
Dress up as black Spider-man and rob banks
>>83522225
>>83522229
>>83522247
>>83522254
You've just described Spider-Man 1
>>83522189
Become a professional wrestler known as The Web Master and my gimmick is that i spraypaint a web on my victims after i defeat them
>>83522189
Make the webs, make a shooter to shoot the webs with, strap the device to my wrist so i can shoot the webs, then not catch the webs with the same hand i shot them with because slow reflexes or some other retarded reason.
>>83522341
>not using miles costume
You had 1 job
>>83522341
Funny, i was going to say the same thing but with a different intention.
>>83522189
Call all my uncles to make sure there not dead
>>83522410
>>83522421
>make costume out of webbing
>begin to fight crime
>make name for myself as local urban legend vigilante
>eventually craft a better costume
>become a well-known public superhero
>fight crime
>volunteer
>eventually tell my crush who i am
>hope to swoon her over
>she gets pissed at me for lying to her
>goes over to Chad's house to fuck him
>give up superhero gig
>shitpost on 4chan with the relative speed of a spider
Realize that no matter how cool I am, everybody will compare me to Peter Parker and I'll never ger the respect I deserve.
>>83522421
God dammit Miles, Peter owns a company now, money should not be a problem.
>>83522189
Start practicing with my Spider Sense.
Which spider powers? There's more spider heroes than there are colors of Hulk.
>>83522462
Nobody asked you, Plutonian.
>>83522189
Define spider powers.
>can't make silk like a spider
>can't make venom like a spider
>can see the future because of course that's what spiders are most known for
>>83522482
>>83522516
Well considering that op's pic has Spiderman in it a non defective mind would define spider powers as Spider-Man's abilities.
>>83522189
Become a pro baseball player and play forever.
>reflexes/strength to hit the ball
>jumping/wall crawling to make crazy catches in the outfield
>low contact sport so I wouldn't get hurt
>no salary cap so I'd be loaded
>would become the GOAT so I could talk trash about every other player
