ITT: claim your waifus
>>>/mlp/
rarity claimed.
Claimed
Claiming Iris
>>83522459
Two down
Marceline.
>Claiming women like they're property
You 'men' are disgusting
Mine
>>83521759
I'll take best Gwen
I'm claiming >>83523762
>>83523762
They're fictional.
They literally are property.
Intellectual property.
Also I'm gender queer you shitlord
Check your privilege.
Squirrel Girl is mine, bitches.
>>83523762
you're mine too
I've already got mine, so
I'm good but uh
Would any of you gentlemen be interested in a Modestly Hot Homsar?
>>83523960
Back off! I already claimed her!
>>83523762
>wanting to marry a fictional character means you will treat them like property
Do you heartless monsters even know what the concept of love is? Also, what if there was a lesbian in here? Check your privilege.
Mine.
Looks like /co/ already had its fun with her so I'm claiming her now.
Gotcha!
claiming this early
>>83524064
>Also, what if there was a lesbian in here?
i am so i'll be offended on your behalf, this shitlord has no idea what they're talking about.
Best girl from the best underrated book
>>83524408
I'm taken.
not really, she is not for sexual
This, if it counts
>>83523960
>>83524035
Come now, I'm sure we can find a way share Angryanon.
First anon gets Mon-Wed
Second anon gets Thu-Satand I get sunday, as compensation for my moderation in this trying situation
>>83524197
>Phanty already claimed
why live?
>>83524682
You don't know what a waifu is do you?
All the other X-Men are shit tier.
>>83524802
>>83524035
I'm the only one who will treat her right, she's mine all week.
>>83524464
One-Way Ticket to scumville please, i won't be coming back.
>>83524802
>>83525023
How about we cut her into three parts?
I'll take the waste and legs and you two can decide on who gets the head or the torso.
>>83525413
Claiming a shitty B list Avenger.
I mean iguess you could do worse.
claimed
Claimed
Claimed as fuck. I'm glad I'm the only one who loves the "spoon"
>>83524464
>>83525075
Holy shit bring me the sauce
husbando claimed
>>83526125
The name of the book is Anya's Ghost
>>83526179
FUCK, I WANTED CYCLOPS
CLAIMED
Since Toonami is /co/, fuck yes!
>>83526501
I thought it was Norman in the castle for a second
Claiming another top cartoon waifu just for the sake of ruining their innocence and destroying generals.
>>83526487
Good taste. I wish you your own harem of space waifu.
>>83525383
One does not chop up their waifu. Instant disqualification!
Phantom Lady claimed
Mein
>>83526408
(You)
Technically, she claimed me.
Miiiiiiine
>>83525361
you're in good company anon
>>83527047
Nope.
>>83525383
I have 2 waifus now. Angryanon and Supergirl.
mienne
worth her weight indiamonds
Mine Forever
>>83527282
technically wouldn't it be angryanon's legless torso and supergirl?
I claim her to spite pan
claimed
taking best bunny
"Why your waifu is shit" - Deluxe edition
>>83521653
Not human. Doesn't have a nose. White hair. Pink eyes (what the fuck?)
>>83521759
Dead (or should be)
>>83521804
meme hairstyle
>>83521842
Literally dead.
>>83521921
Fatty
>>83522459
what's wrong with her face?
>>83523166
eats too much. Too much genki girl.
>>83523531
Not even human. Seriously, just fuck your computer if you're that desperate.
>>83523675
fucking a cadaver is not pleasant. Believe me. Also, pseudo-canonically lesbo.
>>83523726
>>83523883
too bland.
>>83523774
>>83524181
impenetrable
>>83523797
her story is literally being an attention whore.
>>83523812
1 episode. Also, i think you're trolling.
>>83523912
It's a package deal. You also get fucked-up-face squirrel girl. Also, those teeth are horrendous.
>>83523986
stereotypical punk japanese girl
>>83524197
you can't even touch a ghost, to begin with
>>83524240
sand nigger
>>83524254
evil cunt
>>83524917
We've been through this. She is objectively the worst object you could make your waifu. Pink hair, weird eyes, unexplainable dots on her head, and dead.
>>83524935
she would probably fuck you with a strap-on
>>83525361
Too annoying
>>83525413
Too small
>>83526429
bitch
>>83526487
what's wrong with that hair?
>>83526548
canon autist
Any waifu not mentioned is too obscure, obvious troll, or clearly not waifu material.
>>83527443
No, Angryanon is all mine. No sharing.
>>83526609
recommended reading for ?
>>83527639
what did you say about my waifu?
>>83527639
>her story is literally being an attention whore.
And I will give it all to her
claiming this robot
>>83527639
You're canon autist
>>83527679
>what did you say about my waifu
The truth. I said the truth.
>>83527699
Are the pigeons a package deal?
>>83527690
Are you strong enough to listen to him read you his scripts?
in b4 Wingbat
>>83527639
>He doesn't like freckles
>>83527660
Infinite Crisis #1 (2005)
>>83527783
I'll do anything for a man handsome like a F-22 jet fighter.
>>83527888
I get it
Mein Waifu
>>83527656
Waifus are for sharing not for hoarding.
Besides, I think Angryanon is probably into bukkake. You wouldn't want to deny her of her favourite thing, would you?
>>83527888
Oh no this is wrong
>>83527639
Nice b8
>>83529209
>bait
>telling the truth
>>83527884
That's too big to be freckles. That's skin cancer.
HUSBANDO CLAIMED
>always stick your dick in crazy
>>83530503
Words to live by anon.
Stupid sexy space sex robot.
Mine.
>>83523726
Can't lay claim on her if you're DEAD.
>>83526548
If she's not yer waifu you can't claim her.
That means she's still up for taking by me. Thanks for saving the spot fag