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Ask about my recipe for 2-ingredient guacamole
>Incubus
I was under the impression that Incubi didn' tlike to ask.
reminds me of when I first met my girlfriend
>>83513154
Are you the Avacado or is she the Avacado?
>>83513047
Avacados are native to Central America, where they became unusually nutritious because of their symbiotic relationship with a giant now extinct sloth. """Coincidentally""" the sloth died out when humans arrived and the humans took up cultivation of the trees after the sloth went extinct. Avocado gets its name for the native word for testicles, because of their wrinkly skin and the fact that they hang in twos.
>>83513198
I was the avocado
>>83513264
Did you cum in her hair?
>>83513047
>Buy Avocados
>They're not ripe yet
>Forget about them
>Several days later they're too ripe
Fuck this.
>Work in organic grocery store
>When produce starts to get close to the end of it's life cycle we take it down to our in house cook who then makes food out of it
>the woman is some kind of miracle worker
>mfw trying the chocolate avocado mousse
I don't understand why it tastes so good.
>>83514161
It's the oils, brah. Avocado is like butter in vegetable form.
>>83513047
i would sex it
