Ultimate Marvel Storytime
>What's being storytimed?
Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and updated versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Universe. The imprint was launched in 2000 with the publication of the series Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men, providing new original stories for the characters. The Marvel Multiverse, which comprises an infinite number of galaxies and alternate universes, calls this universe Earth-1610.
>Why are you doing this?
Because there's a lot of good stuff that people ignored that deserves recognition and even the bad stuff can be fun.
>Why this order?
I originally planned on doing USM to Death of Spider-Man, but I want to do the rest now. I've separated things into groups for convenience.
>Where can I catch up?
Right here http://pastebin.com/NfBDHt1X
The Ultimates
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Ultimate Power - >>83356418
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>>83484939
It's the beach episode
>>83489678
It's the mango episode
>>83489644
I'm gonna fap to this pic...see you later OP
poop
>>83489794
And Ganke is thin
>>83489789
Cya There's more bikiniscomingthough
>>83489794
Isn't Ganke a fatass?
>>83489644
>Here, have a cover with sexy girls on it that are of questionable age.
>Please buy our comic book, I don't wanna get fired.
This is pathetic. Fanservice of this degree is fucking cancerous.
>>83489866
Yeah,but that's not nearly as rough as it is being black
>>83489866
Shitty artActually for a short time I think Marquez was drawing him a lot skinier too. While it's likely that's an error, they could've pushed to have Ganke lost a ton of weight over the time skipI was rooting for him
>>83489897
And just when I'd forgotten about that.
Jesus fuck is this art...weird, like, not as bad as a lot of other shit, but still pretty rough, you know? I remember another Ult book got similar treatment in terms of art later on, forget which one, but man did it fall pretty hard from original Ult Spidey
>>83489917
Jesus Christ Wow
>>83489926
Ultimate FF
>>83489917
>Shooting people through a fucking mango.
>Thinking a mango will work as a silencer.
What.
Just actually fucking what.
I'm done, legitimately done.
Fuck this book, I'm sorry OP. I'll be back of UFF, though.
And please make a new thread for that, I don't want it to be mixed with this filth.
>>83489962
Fiffe everyone!
>>83489917
>mango
https://youtu.be/TqTHmzMk0Cw?t=195
>>83489976
That's the one, that was genuinely fucking abysmal, right? All I really remember about it was bad art and a Miles version of Spider-Ham showing up.
>>83489990
Will do, I was debating on doing that.
>>83490043
Aw man, spoilers. I was even going to spoil that page.
>>83490081
Oh shoot, sorry man, I figured that was kinda well known enough, but hey, if we both promise not to mention it again, no one else will notice, deal?
>>83490160
I'm pretty sure this comic made everyone leave anyway
>>83490273
Wasted Crossbones on this shit
>>83490337
>wasted everyone on this shit
FTFY
>>83490196
I'm still here, bby
>>83490444
Thanks for the bump
I'm just waiting for it to end
This had so much potential. I was so excited when I first heard about it.
Then I read it and wanted The Ultimate Universe to die
>>83489917
This will never not make me laugh
>>83490494
Ultimate FF man, Ultimate FF. It's for the long term readers. You will get hard from all the continuity porn.
I'm actually considering suicide as my only alternative because of this comic.
That's just how bad it is.
Someone please end the suffering.
I can't.
>>83490506
There's an edit somewhere, but I can't find it. They replaced it with a watermelon and I think darkened the dude's skin.
>>83490523
>You will get hard from all the continuity porn
>1610 continuity
oh boy
> no 616 too
putting a cherry on shit still makes it shit
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>>83490157
Cloak & Dagger fucking is just wrong
I bought one issue of All New Ultimates for the cover.
You know the cover I'm talking about.
>>83490544
We're almost halfway done anon, hold on!
>>83490574
Trust me on this anon, it's six issues of gold cut short
>>83490575
THIS
>>83490612
Bikini or Bombshell?
>>83490570
I didn't know Marvel still published horror comics
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kek
>image in the storytime
I ain't even mad
>>83490628
Bombshell.
It's my phone wallpaper too.
>>83490654
Relax mang, it was only up as long as it needed to be
>>83490672
I wasn't mad mate, I really needed that laugh, thanks.
>>83490575
... Why?
>>83490820
Because anon and I are Cloak and Dagger fans and understand their very unique and entirely platonic relationship.
>>83490848
Given the subtext, it seems a bit weird for THAT to be the straw that broke the camel's back.
It's gotten to the point where I started reading something else while I'm waiting for this to end.Reading Old Man Logan, if you're wondering. Now that's quality comic books.
>>83490716
why the long faces
>>83490748
> Damage Control's intern a junkie cop
just shit in my mouth already
>>83490884
What subtext? For me it'd be like if my sister started hitting on mewhich she did once when she was pregnant, I get why non-readers wouldn't see anything wrong with it, but I wish the upcoming show would pick from 616 and not Ultimate.
>>83490886
I haven't seen what Lemire has been doing. I've heard good things though.
>>83491005
Uh story time?
All-new Ultimates had so much potential, but it was all wasted on a shitty team leading to Marvel canning it. The same can be said about Ultimate FF, unfortunately
>>83491044
You're in one right now :DMy sister was pregnant so her hormones were all out of whack. She was giving me a ride home. I told her thank you and she was like "anytime". I told her probably not ANYTIME because I didn't like feeling like I was using her. She responded not her jokey playful voice, but in a very sultry and seductive voice that I have NEVER heard her use before "what's wrong with using me?" I felt my dick stiffen a little bit and face turn red so I quickly thanked her, got out the car, and beat off thinking about her. I was adopted when I was four and have seen both sisters naked on accident (and mom, but she wanted me to and that's a weird story), but this was something entirely different
>>83491081
Just the art on UFF, Fialkov was great.
>>83491220
Thanks
I can't believe I just told that story.
>>83491237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYC3XOV0QJo
>>83491237
>she wanted me to and that's a weird story)
I'm not gonna make you talk about something you don't wanna, but if you want to, I'm interested.
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kek welcome PA
>>83491343
Hello back from a ban.
>>83491333My mom got a breast reduction as some point and when she was all healed up she wanted to show them off. Even after that she was still a D cup. I don't remember how old I was, but she walked into my bedroom without a top on and said "anon, these are boobs". I had already seen my sister's at that point because she had flashed my other sister's not knowing I was behind her while we were on vacation.
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kek do I even want to know what you did?
Those poor anons that left the thread.
>>83491426
What an interesting family you have, dude.I'm pretty fucking jealous.
>>83491470
> TITS PLEASE GOD BUY THIS
>>83491444
Yeah they missed out on incestuous story time
Also bump I guess
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http://imgur.com/bYzvoE9
>>83491475I used to shower with them all, including dad, when we were younger and kiss on the lips. The "prank" would be sticking our tongues in each other's mouths.
>>83491496
Thanks
>>83491504
kek what'd you post?
>>83491555
https://i.imgur.com/w9Vd5yD.jpg
This photo
>>83491555
Checked.
Also, jesus, mate. I thought this was a storytime of pain, not a story time of sexy times.But please keep it up. I'm enjoying your stories
>>83491584
It's Daisy Johnson though. What was the thread?
>>83491642
JSA storytime some Civil war 2 agents of shield variant traced cover comparison.
>>83491629
If I think of anymore I'll let you know.
>>83491678
Greg Land's flat butt?
>>83491470
>Four more issues still.
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING END.
AAAAAHHHHH.
>>83491737
Yup that one.
>>83491742
Five, it's twelve issues anon
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>12
>>83491733
Fuck i am doing to this shit.
>>83491823
> Bravely running her ass away
gg Tandy
>>83491832
WHY PA, WHY?!!
>>83491803
This sure is a story time of pain. Like what the fuck happened to the art?
No lines on Miles expect for his head,pits, and fingers
Did they just give up?
>>83491888
But why not his good work like Ultimate X-Men?
>>83491932
RIP Geoff Johns avengers plan
It's gotten to the point where I'd rather read Avengers Initiative by Bendis than this fucking shit. I just actually wanna gouge my fucking eyes out.
>>83491969
I tried to warn people last thread
>>83492012
That Jess costume redesign sucks
http://pastebin.com/ZCHddZ14
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Sure why not
>>83492073
Holy shit.
Thanks, man.
>>83492073
You and your porn kekspider-cest was good though, did read the others
>>83492130
Yes the one with Ben And Kaine.
>now that everyone is hard from incest stories go fap to some drawings
>>83492123
You welcome anon.
>>83492149
Meant to say didn't. I haven't had time to read the rest yet. I actually bought the one with Venom MJ, but I don;'t think that's in there.
>>83492208
Looks like the janitor…took out the trash
EYAAAAHHHHHHH
>>83492194
Found it
http://pastebin.com/6ZZm9HGi
>>83492292
Here it is, the issue I only bought for the cover.
I'm so sad because I had good expectations for this book. I was legit hyped. If Bendis was writing this as his post-peter USM, with Miles having this as his own supporting cast, it would have been pretty good.
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My favorite cover.
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Bookmarked.
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It is a great cover
>>83492319
I know right?
It's depressing how much better I think this book would have been if written by bendis
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Good
>>83492319
You know, I would have tolerated the writer if it was just drawn by a better artist.
>>83492073
I think the one with Mayday, April and Miggy just became my new favorite thing ever.
That art is so fucking good.I need the continuation.
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> It was ME, Spidey
>>83492380
I don't think the art is that bad. I even dislike the coloring and palette more than the artist. But the dialogue and storylines were so bad
>enter thread expecting sexy drawings
>it's sexy stories and porn comics instead
This comic is complete shit too, I'm so fucking torn
>>83492432A pretty decent porn comic
Two more issues
bump. Think I'm out
I'll finish this in the morning.
Thanks Ulti-Mate
>>83492745
No problem, night anon
I think I'm just gonna take a shot of tequila for every new page you post until this shit is done.
Make something fun out of this miserable garbage comic book.
>>83492916
>30 pages left
Don't die anon
>>83492957
I'm already dead inside, dude.
Not much left in me to lose.
>>83492995
I agree. I need ecstasy to enjoy this.
>>83492983
Let's make it more interesting, for every new POST this thread gets I'll take a shot.
Somebody better be ready to dial 911.
>tfw when you were really excited when All-New Ultimates got anounced
>tfw when your dissapointment was infinite once it was released
>tfw when it never got any better
Man, talk about dropping the ball.
>>83492983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlC7uJtkZQ
>>83493015
Thanks
>>83493080
Please don't die, my conscious can't handle that.
>>83492983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73IQx21DEo
>>83493118
I know man. The cast had so much potential too. Hell, I doubt they'll ever use Bombshell in a greater capacity now.
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> Karen Carpenter Pryde
>>83493161
Didn't she survive?
LAST FUCKING ISSUE, such a based cover too
>>83493300
>Monster has nothing but giant puckered assholes running through his tentacles.
This man should be a walking censor bar at this point.
>>83493344
kek
