Look! It's award winning reporter, Lois Lane!
Why don't you say something nice about her.
She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
>>83483748
Whose secret identity did you expose this time? Superman? Red Robin? Who?
>>83483748
she's a bitch
>>83483748
GET ME PICTURES OF SUPERMAN!
HE'S A MENACE! A MENACE I TELL YOU!
>>83483748
I like that she (almost) always wears short pleated skirts.
>>83483891
On it, Mr. White.
>>83483891
But he's not a menace! He saved the city!
>>83483748
I'd like her to strangle me with her legs
That is all
>>83483748
Her queefs smell like sweet roses.
Her hair looks small
>>83483748
She looks best when she's tied up. And scared. And vulnerable...
>>83483748
I liked how she flipped off braniac that one time
>>83484020
>>83483891
>no daily planet vs the daily bugle crossover.
Your legs with that tine piece of fabric that you have the audacity to call a skirt make my dick hard as diamond
>>83483895
No wonder Superman likes to carry her around. Easy access.
>>83484115
Goddammit
>>83483748
You have moxy
>>83483748
Lane! I need you to interview Superman! And you need to ask him why he hasn't raped Lex Luthor yet!
>>83483949
Someone need to edit superman taking off his clothes inside of jimmy camera lens.
Get her!
>>83484115
I think it's interesting that while some of the buildings are damaged, not all of them are totally destroyed. That's how destruction should have been in Man of Steel instead.
Now that I think of it, I think Godzilla destroyed less than Superman. Probably because he wasn't trying to wreck shit up, just destroy the other monsters and leave.
>>83484281
Nah nigga, that's gay.
>>83483748
What does Super-dick taste like?
>>83484115
>>83484020
It's funny, because that shot really does look like it should be in a Godzilla movie. I can practically imagine Godzilla walking off to the sunset as Clark and Lois look on.
>>83483748
Stupid metropolitan bitch! Rural lyfe, motherfucker!
>>83483748
She's the World's Greatest Detective in the DC Movieverse
>>83484347
yes, and?
>>83484634
you gay
>>83483748
nice legs
>>83484634
I'm just playin'. You can do whatever you want, my man.
>>83483800
That Lois is going to have a run as Superwoman and possibly die if the sales are low.
Old Lois Kent is back as a crime reporter writing under a pseudonym and as Superboy's mother.
She fucked Batman
here's a headliner for you
"Lois Lane raped in ally"
>>83484880
Now that's a story I'd pay to read
>>83484394
Shut up you little witch, you're not going to make it to the end!
>>83484664
you goddamn right
Somebody post some red tornado lois, she's da bes
>>83484120
>The planet
>One of the oldest most respected papers in the world with several pultizer under its belt and some of the world's most famous reporters
>The bugle
>A literal tabloid.
pls
>>83485175
>New 52
Lois becomes Red Tornado
>Rebirth
Lois becomes Superwoman
Just a few more reboots and she'll replace the entire justice league.
>>83485113
CHILDREN'S
CARTOON
>>83484343
>>83484386
You know you fucked up when a giant radioactive dinosaur does less damage than a super strong flying man with a conscience and code of honor
>>83484664
>>83485113
Want... to... rek...
>>83483748
I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
>>83484343
Superman did 0 property damage though. It was all Zod and co.
>>83483748
Nice tits.
>>83483748
How many people have died because Superman was busy always saving her and forced to ignore other people?
>>83485626
Superman would do anything to get his dick wet. Even let people die.
>>83485113
>>83485175
And curiously more erotic when she's wearing clothes than when she isn't.
>>83485365
Is new52 earth 2 stuff any better now. I stopped caring sometime just before world's end. Did the writer change for Society turn out good?
>>83485584
He flew Zodd through the bottom of a building, causing it to crash into another due to uneven support and in the end broke Zodd's neck instead of just flying upwards.
>>83485365
Isn't there going to be two Loises in Rebirth?
Lois who is Superman's wife and Nu52 Lois who's Super Woman?
>>83485697
is this in the show/comics?
>>83486102
It's from some fan made game
>>83484115
>>83484343
>>83484386
It kinda seemed like Godzilla was actively trying to avoid destroying buildings, like a real animal would.
>>83485697
>>83486151
I wish they would focus on the game thats not even complete than working on a new one
Remember when she was a horse?
>>83486235
I heard that he's going to focus more on it for the next two months
>>83485499
>tfw Godzilla doesn't even kill someone
>tfw he even rescues the guy before he's killed by another monster
>>83486186
This
We live in a world where Godzilla is a better superhero movie than a Superman film
>>83483748
She has a nice S.
>>83484020
>>83484115
>>83484343
>>83484386
>>83485499
>>83486280
>>83486186
I think we'll be needing THIS picture instead
>>83485955
>just fly upwards
Yeah, because Zod was just going to let Superman grip the nape of his neck and fly him around right? How do you even come to such a stupid conclusion?
>>83486467
Choke him a bit harder, then use your strength to carry him as you fly up.
>>83486467
Yeah, because Zod could stop him. He's fucking Superman. Just because Snyder is ashamed of the fact that he's making a Superman film doesn't give him an excuse to ignore that.
>>83486534
You realize that Zod is also Superman right?
>>83486563
Yes, but Superman has the advantage that he has had his powers for more than a couple of hours.
>>83484664
>>83485113
Bruce Timm is god for this alone
>>83486643
But also has 0 experience fighting, unlike Zod who was literally born to fight
>>83486348
He's just misunderstood is all....
>>83486467
>>83486534
>>83486563
>>83486772
DON'T FUCKING START THAT AGAIN. MAN OF STEEL WAS SHIT, GET OVER IT!!!
>>83486772
Not with super powers
It took Clark years to fly, then Zodd just learns to out of nowhere? That's lazy writing, Anon. At the very least, he could of smiled saying he's fought on other worlds before or something like that, but Snyder doesn't think costumed characters have a right to talk.
>>83486846
Godzilla was the real Superman anyways
>he'll never have his Lois Lane
>>83486846
I'm not saying that it wasn't shit, I'm just saying that Day 1 Superman vs The Zod Squad is kind of a mismatch, and the whole movie could have been 100% better if they did what >>83486847
Said. Also, in BvS, the first thing Supes did with Doomsday was fly him up into space away from people, almost like he learned from his mistake. I highly doubt Zack did that intentionally though.
>>83484120
JJJ ran a hostile take over in the Marvel VS DC crossover.
>>83486920
Who would that be, Mothra?
>>83486969
shut the Fuck up Boco
>>83487002
Yes sir...
>>83484343
>>83484386
The world engine did most of the damage, thought.
>>83486969
No it would be himself or his kid
>>83486920
>Godzila is the last survivor of his species, so he can't reproduce or fall in love.
>He instead rapes monsters to establish dominance and for sexual release.
>This dominant behavior of constant rape is why he's "King of the Monsters".
>The monsters he allied with are his bitches.
>>83486186
Mythbusters did a bit a few years back, on "a bull in a china shop". They released several Texan longhorn bulls into a simulated china shop, with rickety Ikea shelves and loads of fragile ceramics. They set up a bunch of cameras and got read to watch crashes and smashing on high-speed.
But when they released the bull, he didn't touch anything. He actually started running laps up and down the "aisles" of the china shop, neatly avoiding touching anything.
So they released another bull, and another. No bull so much as chipped a teacup. Because they actively avoided the big, "solid" walls.
Godzilla treated San Francisco like a real animal: it was an environment, not an obstruction. Animals don't just knock down every sapling and turn over every rock that displeases them. Mostly, they avoid running into things.
hmm
>>83486969
No, it would be lois fucking lane. do you even reading comprehension?
>>83487486
Come to think of it, have we ever seen Clark Kent and Godzilla in the same place at once?
>>83484281
>>83487741
Oh don't start this. We've been through this before Clark Kent wears glasses, Godzilla doesn't
>>83486348
kek
>>83483748
she's the key to all of this
>>83483748
>Why don't you say something nice about her.
Congratulations on not being a token hostage this week.
>>83487358
I saw some of that episode, too.
Of course, being Godzilla's size (as well as being pestered by the military like flies), it is inevitable for him to destroy something by accident.
>>83483748
Is she as good as...
April O'Neil
>>83483748
>>83488590
Or Peter Parker?
>>83488606
He's not even a news reporter. But Parker > Jimmy Olsen
>>83488493
Well yeah he did blow through the Golden Gate Bridge when he was being pelted by missles
>>83483891
J Jonah only hates Spiderman because someone closed to him was gunned down by a man in a mask. He only hates masked superheroes and genuine criminals.
>>83483748
She's got legs for days.
>>83488654
But Jimmy Olsen took a kryptonite beam in the chest for Superman.
You'd never see Parker doing that for Spider-Man!
>>83483748
Why don't you start wearing pants?
>>83483748
I really like her hair
>>83488654
Jimmy Olsen was a New God for a while. Parker has only fucked a supermodel and taken pictures of a public menace.
>>83488692
And wiles for miles.
>>83483748
STAS Lois always made me think of Lucy Lawless
is it just me?
>>83486348
What about this?
>>83484743
While I'm intrigued by Lois being Superwoman, I hope they kill her off. Having two Lois Lanes running around is dumb as hell, especially when one of them is literally retarded and now has super powers.
>>83486467
He was defeated, his suit was broken and "superman" had the advantage; all he had to do was fly up.
Goddamn Godzilla.
>>83488684
The story of his past as a fighter of the KKK is one of the classic Spider-Man stories of all time.
>>83488684
That was an invention of the 90s cartoon you fucking secondary.
>>83484664
nice S
>>83489996
Needs more Jet Jaguar
>>83485944
Yeah it's pretty readable now. Might be too little, too late though
>>83488913
>>83489382
Isn't he the owner and CEO of his own super science tech company?
Love me so DCAU Lois Lane
>>83488654
Reminder that Parker takes selfies, while Olsen was actually there when Doomsday was fucking shit up and still got the shot.
>>83483748
How does alien dick taste you disgusting species-mixer.
>>83492471
>Parker takes selfies
Sure you conspiracy theorist. And Bruce Wayne is Superman.
>>83483748
Huh. I saw the thread in the catalog and immediately thought it was another Rape the Joker Thread bring Lois Lane into the story. I've been here too long.
Anymore Lois lewds?
>>83487396
Don't you fucking dare, Commissioner! I swear to god if you say it.
>>83492822
I heard he's actually the Leaper.
>>83483748
She has moxie
And gumption
>>83492598
Pretty good, how does perpetual virginity taste
