>"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength!"
>Batman opens his Batmouth and starts making out with the Joker
>"What are you doing? St..stop..it!"
>Drops the batbelt
>"I'll tell you Dent's location and there's also a fat guy with a bomb!"
Would sexually assaulting criminal actually work? I can see someone like Batman making good use of these tactics since he's not looking to inspire hope but terrorize criminals. How is the crime rate in Bueno's city anyway?
>Batman puts the chair against the door handle
>Gordon rushes to the other side of the door, desperately trying to force it open.
>He bangs on the door, screaming "Batman, no! Don't rape him without me in the room! Batman!
>>83480260
>le ebin batman's gay maymay =^)
>>83480260
we need drawfag. we need now
>>83480441
>>83480477
It's not gay to rape a clown, it's funny.
>>83480556
even joker wants that. right?RIGHT?????!!!!!!!!!1=_q)w=P
>yes... good
>thrust harder Bats
>HARDER
>>83480556
now imagine this, but in the other way around
>>83480556
>imagining a man dressed as a bat raping a clown
Gotta admit, it is pretty funny.
>>83480260
As an interrogation method, maybe it would work with petty criminals.
As a deterent to crime, honestly it wouldn't work, criminals who get caught already get raped in prison as is.
>>83480791
Damn, this takes me back.
>Why did they cast a gay cowboy as the joker?!
>>83480441
>Gordon Locks the door
>Joker grins "Well boys we're about have a gas"
> A powerful jet of Joker Gas Comes out from his ass
>>83481184
what the fuck is this from?
>>83480260
Obligatory
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LOYtCJobs5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OUOTlOX6W9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uepkFsa2h5
>>83481184
kek
>>83480634
That was pretty hot.
Then I read the last line and I started laughing and choking and I lost my stiffy.
Jackfish
>“Hard-boiled yet comedic, realistic yet absurd—Jack Fish is a noir story told in technicolor. It also puts in time as a real love letter to New York City. J Milligan is a great new writer, and this is a great new book.”—Jonathan Ames
>>83481983
was a reply meant for >>83481289
>>83481776
This is art.
>>83480634
>while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls
Lost fucking hard
>>83481776
This is by far the best thing to have come from /co/
