>He never look at original cave painting, only ever see fire light shadow puppet
>>83473088
>he read BC or Marble cave painting
>he not read Drawing and Black Mammoth cave paintings
>>83473164
>Drawing
There go uggas who fail at shadow puppets.
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>83473212
Say that to face and not across canyon.
>>83473088
You ever go see cave painting? Always smelly cave dwellers there. You describe painting, they say no, that not canon. Have to look at every other painting first.
You go see shadow puppets, get to breath fresh air. Shaman give funny smoke, make shadows more fun. Get to see stars, shaman tell stories about those too.
Cave paintings for smelly no-maters.
>>83473088
B.C. New Birth >>> Marble Tribal War II
>>83473410
Captain Cro-Magnon v Rock Man #48545845844>any BC
>>83473164
No Fear cave painting better
>>83473446
Me not same cro-magnon, but what No Fear?
>>83473212
You total monkey. Go back to tree.
>>83473478Valiant
>>83473223
Me am bring superior music to fire talk
Pleases gods
Story of great beard hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PIWipa0Q3k
>>83473478
>>83473596 cro-magnong friend being right
>>83473088
>when Sun-Man have Captain Caveman's block-rock and Mightor's skyfire club
Good painting
>40,016 BC
>cro-magnons still am say "BC/Marble/Black Mammoth/No Fear/Painting/no--tribe cave paintings am crap. Must only see no-tribe/Painting/Black Mammoth/Marble/BC cave paintings or then be stupid neanderthal
this make me sad. all cave painters have good cave paintings. me think fellow cromagnons better read everything they am liking. no matter what tribe of painters
>>83473088
>Captain Caveman be neanderthal all time long
me am take crap over Marble
>>83473929
You are of skarab.
>>83473926
I say that am good looking painting but bad story
it decided by cromagnon-hand-raising, so many fighting results plain mammoth poop
>>83473998
me no understand
>>83473969
he no neanderthal
he of many-headed-snake tribe
YOU less advanced neanderthall for not realise Captain Caveman am great hunter with hidden plan, or maybe shammaned head
>>83473434
>nother fireshadowoog pooing in painting cave
>>83474004
You am mistake Marble vs. BC with Good League/Revenger
>he still read Marble
so berrypicker. go back to tumbling rocks
>>83473088
>20XX
>not using mind interface holograms
get on my level cunts
>More cave arguing
Haha! Gathering of bottom rock dwellers always give me good chuckle. Only argue about paints and who be worse at paints. One day you all go outside? Go and hunt mammoth like regular man? You all just lesser women at this point.
I go get handful of berries to watch coming dung rain you all make.
>>83474163
i have. realise now.
me am sorry. here. have new stone axe.
>>83474343
talking thing of future smells nice
also no hair. must be berry-picker
we am mate now
*clubs head*
*drags into cave*
>>83474435
what you do in cave painting talk place then, you stupid neanderthal?
you do same.
>>83474435
>berrypicker
Woman.
while u white devils were bein cavemen n shit us BLACK men were bein kangz and building pyramids n shit
>>83474608
My tribe made by wise man Yakub. You tribe made of monkey by volution. We am fly to stars one day, you am still monkey that day.
>>83474567
I come here when done with hunting big fur beasts all day. You bottom dwellers always here, never leave cave. Always know where to find you group. I already come home to sexy wife who is only 70% hair - best in cave village. I kill time until sleep with good laughs.
>>83474575
I get berries from cave women, no pick them by self. YOU women.
>>83474539
*teleports behind you*
not so fast cunt
Me only like fire hand puppet shows
cave paintings nothing but neanderthal pandering
>>83474708
>me do not have mate berry-picker
we mated three winters ago. she like cave paintings too. very beautiful. only hair on haid
you go stuff club in poop hole and go away with opiniions
why am boy-whose-ten-sisters-all-live best cave painting am painted today?
>>83474767
you too late, clean berry picker
me am knocked you out
my meat stick already deep in
you take seed now. make strong hunter offspring
why no No-justice: gods on land cave painting to be seen today?
>>83473410
Beard Shaman and Beard Shaman followers will angry at cereal painter for New Birth. Me think it is good idea to include blue shining one into BC stories.
Who win in battle: Man with Arrows of Green or Man with Eyes like Hawk?
>>83475570
Man with Arrows has Punch Arrow. He win.
>>83474916
but you havent seen me in my final form caveman
>>83473410
they really different things
you am to compare B.C. New Birth VS Marble Present
>>83475570
Man with Eyes like Hawk done many ridiculous things
cave painters expect us believe he only caveman, but all he do is super
he the better hunter
>>83475570
man with arrows of green can tie rock to arrow. Me think Man with Eyes like Hawk would have head cracked
>2016 BC
>Not reading on tablet
>>83476880
>2016 BC
>Not breeding with Unga and Bunga
>Not being alpha leader of pact
Me think you are ape who love male meat appendages
>>83476880We need a Loss edit.
>>83477013
Tribe not need more Unbirth redo of cave paintings. Fuck out of tribe.
>"Me father put stick in ground. Make time shadow."
What Ugga Moore mean this?
>>83477139
Ugga Moore has secret knowing of why some has lines on face and some not have.
>>83476953
>breeding with unga and bunga
how can you breed with unga and bunga when all 3 of you have penis
is Conan good prediction of future?
Hail unga
>>83477242
It not gay if wearing loincloth
>>83474911
What is?
>>83477515
Loud Cave
>>83476953
>>83476880
>everybody talking cromagnons and neanderthals
>2016 BC
>not 40,016 BC
What am best contemporary cave paintings and rock carvings?
we already have this thread last moon. stop trying to make caveshit epic maymay, it never happen
>>83477870
Want to drag Cavewoman to my cave.
>>83477925
>it never happen
>days-long thread in last two editions
>everybody has fun but you want us not to
>we make the usual discussions funnier/creative
demon of future crazy. eat him
>>83477925
You am no fun.
>>83476880
>>2016 BC
go back future man
>>83477870
>You'll never be stuck alone on an island with that cavewoman
Damn shame.
Me have to search for new cave painting store, owner got eaten by wolf
dont know why keep happen
>>83474645
>fly to stars
You unga too many shaman mushrooms.
Me get new Rahan Action Fetish, Limited Bunga Edition!
>>83478895
forget munga.
>>83478915
>1000 b.c.
> still get action fetishes on rockbay
>>83474645
Do you think Yakub stays in exile among the Anunnaki on Nibiru because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
>>83479337
...sinestro?
me no unga steven starboy, too many rock woman and starboy no mate with small spear woman
starboy cry very much, is berrypicker
why never pick talk about red cow broke horns?
am dying of uprightshit
>>83479585
cow mother talk banish cow paintings
>>83473238
God damn it.
>/co/ is comprised of filthy, unwashed cavepeople
Get with the fucking times.
If you had as many shiny rock as Ungah Scrooge, what would you tell cave painters to paint?
>>83479818
Big words from berrypicker.
ME THINK RED SONJA OFFENSIVE!!
>>83477276
UG
>>83479934
woman with big dirty feet
>>83479984
me offended you offended!
>>83479934
woman mate with meatstick
>>83480025
>E=MC2
but that wrong.
me am confused
why giant green woman die from flying exploding spear shiny rock man's black neanderthal friend accidentally threw? am she not stronger and stronger than 5 woolly mammoths put together? it make no sense
why is bald, talky man allowed to paint on wall with everyone else when he no play nice and respect other painters' contribution to whole cave painting?
>>83480091
because he alpha talky man
the alpha talky man?
the alpha get to make decision for painting
big decision
even if choice stupid
stupid like talky man.
>>83480174
BENDIS CAVE TALKING
amazing. spectacular.
>>83480091
flying exploding shiny rock be weapon for hunting big alpha purple hunter
>me never mate with the she man
>>83480326
she painting, no mate
>>83480264
Why black flying man have such powerful weapon in his shiny loincloth if possible for it to fly by accident?
>>83473296
underrated post
>>83480400
because bald talky man total mammoth poop head
>>83480348
MATERS NO STAY REEEEEEEEEE
me love these threads
always gets me bellowing
>>83480527
dumb berrypicker
>>83480527
Angry frog tribe should go back to berrypicking
Me hate fat ugly berry-picking no-maters ruining cave paintings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gft6dWYlVpQ
Me think Marble fire light puppet shows much more better than marble cave paintings/. Cave paints all done by berry Pickers that want to make everyone into berry picker. Fire light shows have mammoth hunters that are real mammoth hunters, not stupid berry Pickers.
>>83474911
boy who mate with sisters make blood too thick. sick clan.
>>83473296
Kek
>people be fight over caveshit
laughing me ass off
>>83480754
Unga, there are good Marble cave paintings, like Hungry Man and group of neanderthals. Or Green Man who walks through trees. Good paintings, unga.
>>83480600
>>83480713
Maters better keep awake. One day Nomaters get angry at being told to pick berries and get revenge on maters.
BC cave painter's female snu-snu friends prefer neanderthal
>>83480883
>BC has painter who paints women with meatsticks
Ugh!Good ugh.
>>83474608
>>skin like tar
>>man
Hunt one.
You no was kings. Strange rock triangle makers were kings. They have skin like dried dirt. You no better than tribe of snow skins. Now go away before mammoth hunter Zim Zam throw rocks at you.
Me head back to rock pole now.
Tribal justice warrior pandering ruin marble. Not enjoy cave paintings from untalented cave painters with poorly written tale of strong independent berrypickers who need no caveman
>>83480870
Me prefer fire puppets of man with lightning rock hammer, and man who become small like ant. But none as good as show with man with rock shield and wears star. He best puppet. Me wish that the son of coal could bein shield man puppet show, but he stuck on smaller fire puppet show. Marble not good on small fire puppet show, not like B.C. Which has man that go fast. That good small fire puppet show.
why cave men make paint of horses on wall and say they want mate when real horses are outside cave? me no understand. why talk of wanting to mate when you can just mate. not like horse say nounless you weak and dirty berrypicking she-man who no even club dumb animal to mate with
>>83481053
UGH it 200,016 BC!
>>83481053
you poo poo over small thing, me jump on dum dums like you
Why BC New Birth including Sundialmen in story?
Will Ugh Jackman ever change tribes? He perfect for Marble shadows puppets.
>>83481096
Ugh off, Purple lizard Homo.
>>83481191
bc for dumb berrypickers who look at too many paintings of man-with-dead-elders
men want mate with food with fur
sick and bad, go leave canyon fools
>>83481193
Marble receives rights to X-tribe only if 7 winters without shadow's puppets
me sad, caveman friend, but not happening
cave dwellers live under matriarchy, only mom can bring mammoth meat to those losers unga bunga.
>>83474035
Me no-no dumb-dumb. Me play dumb-dumb.
any you here look at pictures made on great wide spider web? not all like shamans who make cave paintings but more than random cromagnons like you or me, these weavers make pictures out of spider's webs like cave paintings. me think spider web weavings as good as cave paintings. any cave man here have favorite web picture?
>>83475013
delayed by BC maybe? but No Justice Again will be announced by BC's shaman soon me think
>>83481085
BC fireside puppet shows all right, but me think that Blind Hear-Good Stick Man best puppet show of all.
Me like bad guys: weird fat man, and angry man who points loud flashy stick at enemies.
Skinny Strong Girl maybe could has been good puppet show, but was ruin by too much pandering to berry-pickers.
>>83477250
they have sharp clubs in Conan, me thinks good future ahead, easier to hunt mammoth and kill berrypickers
>>83477870
Turok great, kills giant lizards, why we not have giant lizards no more?
>>83481863
Turok kill them all.
What a unga.
BC NOT GOOD
MARBLE BETTER
LAUGHING VERY MUCH
>>83479818
look at this berrypicker
>>83474911
ugg of, boy-whose-ten-sisters-all-live is big pile of mammoth dung
>>83479818
Go pick unga me some munga berries, berry-picker.
>>83481191
Cereal Chief hates what Sundialmen did to BC cave paintings so he shitting on them with including Blue Shaman, but he revived Kid Fastman so me happy
Marble light shadow puppets better than BC fire light shadow puppets. Marble make more rocks than BC make. Dumb neanderthals think BC fire light shadow puppets better because darker than Marble. Dumb neanderthals don't know BC darker because no fire on.
>>83482226
Cereal chief now in charge of BC's shadow puppets maybe Cereal chief will make them good but Marble better now
>>83482226
>Dumb neanderthals don't know BC darker because no fire on.
Unga, your burn cause sickness and plague to BC cave followers.
>>83481699
>pandering
Back to /unga/, h. erectus.
>>83481946
it not.
>>83480025
>2
>not ^2
>>83481863
>>83481887
>these bungas believe in giant lizards
Next you tell me fire come from sky people in shiny cricles
>>83480025
>america
>not pangea
>>83480527
>>>/Rock900/
>unga dunga wunga
>oogoo tuwunga hunga
>UH PUH LUH GUH
>nuh pocka rocka
>cave painting related
Why Funga cavewoman ruin his lightshow? Why Spearhead Man no happy?
>>83483847
You no have sufficient grasp of geological timescale involved here.
Pangaea break up many millions of years before rise of man.
Me bet you not even know Earth flat you ignorant berrypicker.
Heeey other tribe members, me cave drawing is best cave drawing and no need for club to mate with
>all talk about Marble and BC cave paintings
> no talks of Great Lizard cave paintings
All are berry pickers needing clubbing
>>83473088
>not reading cave painting across great sea
>>83481629
it delayed to today
>>83485345
I read stretchy sea hunter, good cave painting. Good cave painting, want to mate with woman with flower hands
>>83485044
you are of amusing
use funny words
>>83485397
the other sea. sea where the sun rises and cave shamans from frog tribes live
cave paintings by tribe from where the sun sets am too weird for me. makes think cromagnons from that tribe spend too much timeplaying with dongos
Me like cave painting of stretchy brown girl. She made for sexual.
>>83485713
>brown girl
>not girl-of-pink-and-white-loincloth
bunga
me carve this, make my meatclub hard
what you all think
>>83486010
UNGA
TH-
TH-
THI
ME SEE WORD IN HEAD BUT NO CAN SAY
HIGH HUNTER FEELING IN BODY
>>83486010
UMGOWA!
>>83485713
Me like her like offspring. Me mad you want her as mate.
>>83486010
ME WANT MORE... OOG OOOOOG!
>>83486010
nude painting and carving cave that way
>>>/aco/
>>83480091
Why Bald, Talky man so big? Am steal food from other cave painters?
>>83477870
Giant lizards? Me never seen. Paintings lie.
>>83473088
Is this a reference to Allegory of the Cave?
>>83488319
Boy fucker go back to future.
>>83488319
>this is a meme that started in /k/ with "cave rock threads"
