How is Batman "the worlds greatest detective" when Detective Chimp exists?
only casuals call Batman the greatest
Detective Chimp isn't on Earth most of the time.
>>83449922
Because it's DC mandated that he be the best at everything. It's the only way a normal human could be taken seriously on the justice league.
>>83449982
He's a chimp not a human
>>83449982
>mfw Hawkeye on the Avengers is a better rendition of the powerless human on a super team
He's the Mycroft to Batman's Sherlock.
>>83450001
Batman looks white to me.
>>83449922
Batman's the world's greatest detective.
Chimp is the animal kingdom's greatest detective.
They've said this before.
>>83449922
Because Detective Chimp is out of this world
>>83449922
Batman is actually a narcissist
>>83450072
Humans belong to the Animal Kingdom, checkmate batfags.
>tfw STILL no sign of Chimp throughout the new52, and even now into rebirth.
When will I get back my husbando detective?
>>83449960
I'm pretty sure Batman is considered "the worlds greatest detective" in-universe.
>>83450384
like I said, casuals
>>83450295
But the world contains more than the animal kingdom.
Foul for unreasonable claims.
>its a Batman is Shit episode
I like how Injustice Year Three played with that. It took Batman a whole year to figure it out Constantine plan while Chimp it only it took one issue
>>83449922
Detectives better than Batman:
Detective Chimp
Elongated Man
Martian Manhunter
Scooby Doo
Sherlock Holmes
Lt. Commander Data
Detective Chimp is a shit.
>>83450551
that's an edit.
>>83450513
>Implying it's not true
>>83450586
Fuck you
>>83450618
haha boy you sure showed me
>>83450030
Green Arrow in the League, you mean.
Or Blue Beetle.
>>83450618
>people like batman more than they like me
>i better whine on 4chan
>>83450658
Nah, Hawkeye
>>83450600
Aye.
>>83450921
Hawkeye? At least GA's archery follows some rules of physics, Hawkeye might as well be Superman with a bow.
>>83450384
Cash-ual
>>83449960
>>83450418
>>83450991
You still aren't saying anything that goes against what DC says and maintains, so you're kind of coming off as a little "nuh-uh! my fanfic is canon!!!".
>>83450921
Hawkeye is a shit without any real motivation outside of being teams.
A shit.
You don't have to be the best to be the Greatest, if anything it's detrimental.
>>83450586
Hasn't there been enough Batwank for you to be saying this.
>>83451786
It's never enough.
>>83449922
Nobody calls him the best detective.
Detective rankings:
1 - Detective Chimp
2 - Elongated Man
3 - The Question
4 - Batman
>>83450658
>billionaire
>powerless
he could buy and sell your ass
>>83453171
>2 - Elongated Man
What makes him so good?
>>83453251
big penis
No one posted it yet
>>83453171
Tim is a better detective than all of them.
>>83450295
Im not an animal im a human being
-the elephant man
> athiest-0 muslims 9/11
>>83449922
Does he even qualify as a detective when he rarely even does detective work anymore? Adam West Batman is more of a detective than Nu52 Batman or any of the Dark Knight versions.
>>83453663
As I always say, batman being in the same universe that most of the dc characters ruin his character completly
>>83450211
/thread
Thanks for saying it, anon.
>>83453415
John's the world greatest Con-Man
I like how people that hates Batman pretend to like Chimp or Elongated Man, they are not better in universe, deal with it.
>>83450965
>>83451366
You're just mad that hawkeye is part of the justice league and cucked green arrow that one time
>>83451153
Not really. Elogated Man and Detective Chimp proved to be better
>>83450368
Wait has he not appeared anywhere
The fuck
>>83450528
I aught to read that
>>83449922
Has Batman ever actually done any competent detecting in his career as a superhero? IDK, seems like his job is pretty easy when all his enemies leave calling cards
>>83450368
>>83456443
He appeared in JL United
>>83449922
>>83454729
Elongated Man, Detective Chimp, Sherlock Holmes, and Tim Drake have all been shown to be canonically better detectives than Batman.
>>83453415
This is better with the panel where john says "have a look at the back"
Threadly reminder that Red Robin was actually the World Greatest Detective before n52
You mean Booster Gold, right?
