>You just hit the jackpot!
what did she mean by this?
>>83425279
She likes to get creampied.
She's an attractive woman who wants to go on a date with him.
That's like winning a prize.
>>83425279
>"look at me jungle cat-"
>"-you have done well in securing yourself a hot redheaded slam piece for your spider dick"
That she can crush coals into diamonds with he cunt.
>>83425279
Parker had a gambleing problem
>>83425279
She's gonna jack him off while they smoke pot.
It was the sixties and she was called Mary Jane.
>>83425542
Wait what's the significance of her name
>>83426067
Mary Jane is a slang term for cannabis.
>>83426067
Kek are you a Jehova's witness?
>>83425279
She's got the winning lotto ticket in her pocket
>>83426147
I assumed he was just foreign. Or underageb&
>>83426093
like marijuana?
>>83426093
Ah I see thanks anon
>>83426147
>If you don't know all the stupid weed slang you must be a prude.
>>83426281
I'm australian
>>83427907
I mean....thats been around for like 40 years dude.
>>83427907
I knew MJ was slang for weed before I was 10.
bitch thinks she's all that
>LE WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS XDD
I wish all /tv/tards were dead.
>>83431367
You know people can ask what somebody meant when they said something without it being a meme right
It's like claiming any statement about people being big or things being painful is baneposting
>>83425279
>>You just hit the jackpot!
>what did she mean by this?
She meant "You're lucky, because you get to have sex with me now, and I'm really hot"
>>83432248
right in front of her aunt?
wow, trashy
>>83425279
Stan thought that was how girls talked because he hadn't talked to a human being in 20 years.
>>83425279
Peter obviously hit the casinos before meeting her. She was just giving him a friendly reminder.
>>83426067
It's a kind of shoe.
>>83425279
She's basically saying
>You're a fucking nerd so you're lucky I'm letting you go balls deep in me.
>>83431962
people CAN but no one DOES
>>83425279
She means, and this is the actual, literal meaning of this phrase in this context, that her slot is paying out.
>>83431962
>I swear, misunderstanding a simple phrase is not a meme this time
Fuck off.
>>83432659
What did he mean by this
does MJ serve any purpose other than Peter's love interest/ball and chain?
>>83435215
you could perhaps try reading comics
>>83426067
She's a really big Tom Petty fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSZALOGF_M
>>83435215
does aunt may?
>>83425279
She wants his palpal bulbs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpal_bulb
>>83435673
Frankly that sounds anti weed to me.
>>83425279
She is conceited.
>>83436389
Says there they don't appear until the very end of spider puberty so she may have to wait a few months
>>83436389
Kekke
>>83427907
Its been around for decades and is referenced in countless mainstream songs, films, shows, comics, etc.
You're not so much a prude as you are living under a rock. Or underage, or foreign
>>83425495
fuck, this is criminally underrated, 10/10 post anon.
>>83435215
Fuck you Quesada, I hope you fucking suffer and die.
>>83436696
LAUGH dude the joke is on you...quesada can't write or read, well i guess he can't
>>83425542
Stan Lee says the name was a coincidence apparently
>>83425279
>what did she mean by this?
>>83425279
This is what she meant. But Parker luck struck and the casino said it was a mechanical error and he ended up getting a voucher for a free meal.
>>83425279
Peter Park/Spiderman has always had a hard life.
This was the writer's way of saying "Let's cut him a break and have something good happen for once".
>>83436907
I could see this happening.
>>83436525
Probably the rock thing
>>83436878
As much as I disagree that op is memeing I find this image hilarious
>>83437072
Makes sense
So is this a constantine type deal does it all come crashing down
>>83437072
After reading Ultimate universe Spidey's comics, the guy deserves it. Fucking christ, his life was brutal.
>>83425279
Aunt May had been trying to set Peter up one of Aunt May's friends niece. He kept being told all the red flag terms about how she had a great personality and such. He eventually agrees to the blind date with the girl, and this is the scene where he actually meets her (Mary Jane) for the blind date.
>>83425279
>i'm the best, the champion, the undefeated; all lesser bitches step aside
what did she mean by this?
>>83425279
>MFW Kelly has Mephisto dropping hints in Spidey's ear in SM/DP
2016 = YEAR OF MEME MAGIC
TRUMP WILL MAKE MJ/PETER GREAT AGAIN
>>83436536
Face it. TIGER. You just hit the jackpot
>>83425279
His neighbour is an attractive girl, and he's a scrawny nerd.
