Meerkat had everything going for it. Where did it all fall apart? Discuss the many interpersonal relationships that all fell apart just because the author didn't care about them after making sure you did.
>>83393726
Why?
Disappointing bait and switches were all this comic had going for it after the Trolls were introduced. If you didn't notice and jumped ship, you deserve the ending you got.
>people caring about stuff even andrew doesn't care about?
why bother?
Just like in real life, I guess, where attractions can be fleeting.
>>83393835
Because he tricked us into thinking they were going anywhere.
>>83393726
Because there's still this.
>>83393941
That's terezi
Did somebody say SHIPPING?
>>83393848
no. any time you were kind of into someone for a bit then didnt see them again or got bored that was god tricking you. what a shithead
Cast off your false and ragged ships. Join us in eternity.
>>83393726
>>83394078
>>83393941
>>83393848
that gangs' all here
>>83393848
hot 19 year old girls jonesing after 15 year old boys is my fetish. that was the best time to be into older women. they were all objectively hotter than the girls your age. now theyre objectively worse. fuck.
What are some things you have forgotten(and seemingly hussie) about certain characters?
Aradia was a FLARPer
We never saw what her character was and we can't just assume it was her ancestor since lowbloods didnt believe in them and Aradia's was extreme mythy as well.
>>83394040
nu-uh
prove it
>>83394282
She has spiky horns, the blush is clearly teal and it was drawn by Tang, who was a major karezi fan
>>83394061
I bet Dave and jade are both heavy hardcore cuddlers with each other
does aradia apparently living forever in the dream bubbles prove the idea that the kids will also live on agelessly? or is that just a property of the furthest ring
>>83394281
Her character was an archaeologist who likes to run around in the nude
>>83394281
How can we tell what we've remembered if we forgot about it?
Anyway, as far as Easter Eggs go, I didn't make the connection until after the comic ended that the Scratch was starting the game over "from scratch".
>>83394394
hot
>>83394363
That's my headcanon too. What is it with davejade shippers and tender love? Is it a sign of loneliness?
.>>83394327
>>83394282
Now THIS is KatNep
what does it say, /co/?
>you will never be in the middle of a honey and blueberry sundae
feels bad man
consider meenah's legs
>>83394364
not sure
since you DO age as a god tier (as the players we followed did age three years) but aradia has been in there for who knows how long and still looks very young so it might be a dream bubble / furthest ring thing
>>83394512
>you can kiss my furthest ring 0u0
>>83394493
not the best at the moment but they certainly will grow up to be the best!
CT: D --> You're wrong about me, Nepeta
CT: D --> I do like to play games
CT: D --> But they must be e%tremely important games with very high stakes
CT: D --> Not the kind played by trans100cent green wigglers who let 100se an e%cremental surge hard in their wiggler-bottom diaperstubs
CT: D --> As it happens I have arranged to play just such a game tonight
CT: D --> Aradia and I have a private engagement to be co-leaders of the b100 team
>>83394450
Well Jade and Dave are canonically either lonely or affection starved
>>83394558
b100 team > red team
this is a fact
>>83394594
Sure is.
>>83394364
>>83394512
I think this goes along with the idea that dream bubbles don't really have a concrete definition of what time is. Characters don't really age in the bubbles because chronology doesn't mean anything to them anymore.
I'd say that implies the God Tiers will probably reach an age where they're at their physical peak, and then their bodies will start repairing themselves so they age mentally but not physically - like a Wolverine type thing. The alternative would be terrifying, and I don't think that's what Hussie was going for.
>>83394716
the phrase "like a wolverine type thing" sounds like something hussie would throw in the comic to have dave to say so ill accept this as canon
>>83394474ur a faget
>>83394474
>>83394450
Dave and Jade just seem the type to have really tender, giggly sex
>>83394821
https://youtu.be/RRHC5EHG_0k
Oh Shit Rose I Was Just
Just Uh
Meenah Was Showing Me What Dream Bubble Blood Tastes Like
Yes
Yes And We Are Naked Because
Because I Got Blood All Over Her Clothes
Yes This Is Also Blood On Our Naked Bodies
I Dont Know What Else It Could Be
I Would Never Cheat On You Rose
>>83393873
>He was retarded enough to believe this
>this never happened
>>83394476
Cutest ship desu.
>>83394493
consider suicide
>>83395208
>DRAWN LIKE A MUSTARD KARKAT
DELETE
THIS
>>83395258
Eh, I enjoy messy-haired Mituna. He's adorable.
>>83395293
Don't apologize for good taste
>>83394888
It takes them hours to fuck and most of that time is spent talking, spooning and telling jokes rather than having sex
>>83395293
>>83395329
that was no messy hair mituna
that was literally karkat with mustard blood
pyrope/vantas love is disgusting
please be considerate of other people's triggers when posting images
>>83395356
Watch the ministrife again.
>>83395356
You fucker. You're doing this to yourself.
>>83395448
yes
this is a messy hair mituna
>>83395208
this is not
that is a karkat/terezi image recolored to be something else
it makes me angry
>>83395500
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83395511
Just embrace the MiTula mate.
All other ships are irrelevant.
RIP Homestuck Threads. The generalfags have finally took over.
>>83395801
yeah this is the vwery best ship you fuckin nerds
>>83396032
What was HSG?
>>83396032
We're nowhere near /hsg/ levels yet. Just a lot of ship shitposting today.
>>83396096
What these threads are becoming
>>83396036
I wasn't a Karezi shipper at all but I'm kind of bothered that it all just got erased from existence. Wherever the fuck they were headed, apart or together, it felt like the only legitimately addressed romance in the comic.
Rate my Barty Anderson impression
http://vocaroo.com/i/s138B0kntkyj
11 days until our salvation/damnation
who is ready?
>>83394450
Dave and Jade are cute and it's nice to imagine them being cute togetherand yeah i am really lonely too
Should I read this comic?
Calling it - Roxy is Joey and Jude's guardian.
WEIRD TIME SHIT strikes again
>>83396227
I am not listening to that. None of the garbage Hussie has been a part of has been good except for TNG edits, SBaHJ, and Problem Sleuth, no other exceptions. Don't give me your hipster bullshit about TSO or Barty Anderson and Whistles, you know they're fucking bad but want to say otherwise STRICTLY because they're lesser-known.
>>83396270
Sure, why not. Just don't rush, read all the pesterlogs and expect the ending to be disappointing.
>>83396326
this
>>83396270
Read Problem Sleuth first to see if you like the format/humor.
Did Hussie draw Joey with Roxy because he knew everyone likes Roxy?
>>83396266
>implying they aren't already cute together
>>83396270
yes, liveblog it here
>>83396320
a lot of the TSO stuff is actually great though
>>83396358
i want to marry roxy!
>>83396326
ok
>>83396352
I read a little bit and found it funny
>>83396387
how
>>83396358
well for starters, im not sure hussie drew that
but yeah it's obvious they put in roxy as a hook for people
>>83396270
>>83396326
>>83396347
This
>>83396420
>I read a little bit and found it funny
Read the whole thing, it's worth it before you dive into Homestuck.
>>83396270
Read Problem Sleuth. Homestuck is just your addiction spiraling out of control after you finish Problem Sleuth and need more.
>>83396270
Only if you're into orgasm denial.
>>83396420
>how
Just post about what you think about the current part of the comic and what you think is going to happen next and that kind of thing
But yeah definitely read all of PS before starting HS
>>83396320
>I don't like something, so NO ONE should be able to like it
Roxy is a Mary Sue. Prove me wrong.
Let's talk classpects.
>>83396537
she has a serious drinking problem and failed for a bit to deal with it, is a bit of a dick to her friends and couldn't do her ultimate goal (make a matriorb) without someone else's help
also she got john's help with her powers
>>83396578
They're called titles. Stop using that meme.
>>83396578
Reminder if you're a space player you can kiss an interestng land GOODBYE.
I hope you like frogs and frog breeding!
>>83396537
b-but muh alcoholism
>>83396588
She still accomplished getting rid of it with ease. Everyone likes in her the comics and no one is ever exhausted with her. Oh, wow, she accomplished something else.
I think her unrelenting popularity in the fandom proves this too.
>>83396537
Roxy is just a very heroic individual. She's not all powerful and has moments of cowardice(Not being able to kiss Jane)
>>83396603
Classpect is catchy though.
>>83396667
jane sorta hated her for a while
>>83396454
>H-hey m-m-man you got the stuff? I need my fix!
>uhh sort of
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORT OF
>it's just I got this new supplier after the old one dried up
>and I think it's cut with Homestuck
>YOU SON OF A BITCH WE HAD AN ARRANGEMENT
>they said it's the same underneath, how am I supposed to know??
>WHATEVER I'LL TAKE IT ANYWAY HOW MUCH YOU WANT
>>83396588
>and failed for a bit to deal with it
She sobered up
>is a bit of a dick to her friends
True, but she's still got the patience of a saint. She can only take so much before she snaps, but that's true of anyone - and she can take a lot more than most people.
>couldn't do her ultimate goal (make a matriorb) without someone else's help
That was never her ultimate goal. Her goal was to reclaim her future; she'd grown up as one of two human beings left alive above the ruins a dead civilization, living at HIC's mercy and she wasn't going to stand for that anymore. She never expected to do that on her own.
>>83396681
She almost single-handedly saved the troll race.
>>83396696
Jane hates everything and everyone.
>>83396578
nah I'll just wait for the next tex talks vid. That shit is gold
>>83396667
Roxy might be a Mary Sue, but she's probably the least bullshit when compared to the other two "main characters"(John, Vriska)
Roxy reminds me of Aqua from Birth By Sleep
A lot of people call her a Mary Sue, but in reality she just happens to be competent while her universe is filled with retarded people
>>83396747
I don't even see the meta-symbolic bullshit of making Roxy a Mary Sue in comparison. That's how dumb it is.
>>83396625
Im a Void player, what do I expect?
dirk is actually the most competent player in the game and i bet he could solo anybody
what stops him from being a mary sue is that he literally has Aspergers and cannot into social situations
>>83396574
>>83396851
He's also completely mentally unstable with probably a shit-ton of joint disorders and can show extremely poor judgement.
I love how Roxy is the only person who got over her big, massive problem in the cast- and it was done so poorly that it made her seem perfect in comparison.
>>83396743
I didn't like his video saying there shouldn't be a fight with Lord English.
There should be totally be a fight with Lord English. And Vriska becoming an even bigger Mary Sue isn't clever, it's annoying
>>83396747
>>83396933
i haven't watched all the tex talks things, is there a tl;dr of things he's said?
>>83397003
He said there was a fight and that Vriska wasn't the killing blow per-say. But the literary aspect of only showing her fight him was symbolic.
>>83396853
>>83396925
>>83397033
>Roleplaying as the characters
This is the kind of autism I come to hst for
>>83396365
They barely talked
>>83397081
Thanks senpai, always glad to help.
>>83393726
>>83394126
>>83396902
>>83397081
it's IRONIC roleplaying
there's a difference
>>83397066
Ya know, I don't know the guy, haven't watched his videos
But every time a series ends disappointingly/confusingly, there's always a few die hard fans who come out with a defense of the ending, explaining and making metaphors and symbols
Rarely am I convinced by them.
>>83397192
pool metaphors are pretty simple
>>83397192
No, this Vriska thing is a massive part of the comic and he gave multiple examples justifying this in another video. He also said that the ending was rather flawed.
>>83396989
Will we ever know why condy even bothered with sassacre and his kids?
Where can I get a chubby weeaboo gf to talk with about how much of a hack Hussie is?
>>83397271
But not meaningful
>>83397314
Dress up as Dave and get a jade cosplayer
>>83396537
Burden of proof, shitlord.
>>83397003
> World structure is based on how computers work.
> Oversimplified, rage stands for shitty writing. That's why Gamzees aspects let's him do stuff that shouldn't be possible
> Lights means center of the narrative, while Void means standing hidden.
> Vriska as the thief of Light stole the spotlight several times
....and there is more stuff but I cna't remember it without looking it up
>>83396537
I always saw Roxy as what Jade could have been.
This gamer's got style, so listen up dudes
She can change her tangibility to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when the plot calls for it
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop she's the only good lalonde
>>83397739
A Mary Sue?
>>83396989
Condy is the best!
>>83397303
Its such a weird thing, I wish they expounded upon it. Even a paradox space comic or something.
Gentlemen.
How do we undress the Condesce?
>>83396835
nothing
>>83397870
Cut off her body suit. I hear she's into knifeplay.
>>83396933
>>83396743
all of his videos... except the act 7 justification video are good
then again, the act 7 thing seemed more like opinion than analysis compared to his previous videos
>>83397797
>extensive knowledge of things to happen
>technologically adept
>mediator for friends
>Dealt with isolation
Stuff like that. I felt like there were a lot of similarities, and when the alpha kids were introduced I thought that they were switching the roles the beta kids had around.
>>83396835
Being a side character that struggles with being relevant.
Just like your life
>>83397947
He seems pretty fine with people disagreeing with him, so I'd wager it's more of a two cents deal than a NO HOMESTUCK IS FINE AND THE ENDING WAS GUD.
Darkleer is the best girl in this anime
>>83397803
>>83397303
judging from what meenah has mentioned (wanting an heir she doesn't feel genetically inclined to stab to death) and the empress has said (something about being dissatisfied with "proper" people instead of wacky clowns) i have come to the conclusion that condy likes men who can make her laugh (sassacre is a legendary prankster) and she wants kids, unlike maybe 99.99% of her race
>>83397353
What if I don't cosplay
>>83396835
depends on your class/title
you might either be doomed to obscurity like horuss, or be able to pull some baller-ass shit like roxy
>>83398013
Darkleer isn't a girl and he was probably a lot bigger than how he was drawn here.
I don't care if Rose is a dyke now. JohnRose is an end-game ship.
>>83398137
Dave might be able to be saved by the sweeten embrace of Jade's vagina, but Rose is a lost cause
>>83396358
Mom Lalonde was implied to work for Grandpa Harley
She was also probably a teen babysitter.
>>83398137
Kanaya is probably ok with sharing her wife, as long as she gets to watch creepily from the closet
>>83398104Page of Void, RIP me
>>83397870
For one with enough charm she will undress herself.
>>83398137
>>83398204
JOHN IS THE COWBOY. JOHNROSE WAS IMPLIED. WHY, HUSSIE, WHY? WHY RUIN THIS?
>>83398231
Kanaya must be murdered for corrupting JohnRose.
>>83398231
>Mmmmmm Yes
>Oh Very Good Thrusting
>Now Touch Her Boob
>>83398272
Why are you even complaining, he ended up with the better lalonde anyways
>>83398326
*Cough.* The Mary Sue *Cough.*
>>83398032
She may have been disgusted with how humans are born or whatever, but I definitely agree with what you said.
>>83398251
as long as your character doesn't develop you're safeat least you don't have to worry about constantly knowing about boners
>>83398013
>ifunny
>>83398360
well, none of the kids were born normally, they were adopted, which she probably would be fine with
SIGH
HST RUINS ANOTHER GIRL FOR ME
FIRST VRISKA
THEN ROSE
NOW IM NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE ROXY
i just want to have a favorite character.......
>>83398326
I like the dynamic between Rose and John more because they contrasted a bit.
>>83398373
>Implying that's not a skill I'd like to have
I'll just wait until the end of my session and become STRONG like Pages usually do.
>>83398456
Hussie ruined Vriska
>>83398484
As well as Roxy.
>>83398456
I suggest you follow the path of Equius.
>>83398484
vriska didn't have a character arc bro
>>83398137
Roxy is superior to Rose, so John/Roxy being canonly endgame is better.
>>83398484
Which then ruined Homestuck
Which then in turn ruined Hussie
>>83398484
I still liked her at act 7 but now I've been convinced she is literal satan ty
>>83398518
equius is literally a homosexual though
>>83398013
What the hell is this?
>>83398527
Roxy is a Mary Sue so she's automatically inferior.
>>83398562
aradia would never be a pizza
>>83398590
because
she IS the pizza
>>83398539
is there something wrong with being a homosexual, anon? not baiting, just wondering why you don't appreciate the best character in homestuck
>>83398456
There's always the obvious.
>>83398539
I thought all trolls were bi though?
What would be the worst thing that could happen to your favorite character?
>>83398613
>>83398636
Gay characters are degenerates. Disgusting. Eugh.
>>83398632
>Furry
No
>>83398680
John should be a good match for you.
>>83398539
He wanted to fuck Aradia though.
>>83398703
>Mary sue
Nuh uh
>>83398705
He didnt actually, he was attracted to her blood color
>>83398722
XDdd
>>83398678
>>83398757
>>83398678
>karkat is in both
so karkat is the worst thing that could happen to a character
>>83398680
D --> Degeneracy is verboten, neigh
D --> Disgusting
D --> To not admire the rippling flanks and gleaming sweaty muscles of the hoofbeasts is e%ecrable
D --> Yet somehow I am
D --> A100red
D --> Tell me more
D --> I command it
>>83398739
>He didnt actually, he was attracted to her blood color
Something tells me you didn't actually read Homestuck. He liked her despite her being a lowblood and then made her robot that had his blood color.
Also, how would you like Roxy if you don't like Mary Sues?
>>83398757
why is karkat's shirt so wrinkle and rigid?
>>83398793
It's made of eyelashes.
Also sex.
>>83398788
-pukes-
>>83398789
No, he liked her because of her low blood color. It was the rush she gave him that he wanted, not her actual personality or looks.
Also that is why I do not like Roxy anymore, I have been enlightened
Can yall turn on araida instead so I dont have to keep seeing all these awful fucking memes about her
All the trolls are meme characters. All the kids are meme characters. Are there any non-meme characters in homestuck?
>>83398908
Casey
>>83398908
Sollux...?
>>83398907
aradia is not a meme
>>83398858
Why would he make her his blood color then? That outright disproves that that is the only reason why he liked her.
>>83398947
Fuck you he still had a cock in his ass and likes big horse dick.
>>83398632
This. Cute, loyal, fun, and rich
>>83398857
yiffing.
>>83398929
Le cyborg optic blast
>>83398919
Le salamancer wizard
>>83398980
So do I but I'm not gay either.
>>83399079
Not possible.
>>83396032
>>83396128
What's the difference between this and a general? Why is a general necessarily bad?
>>83398858
how is roxy a mary sue
>>83399168
Read the thread.
>>83399128
Prove it.
WHO SHOULD I KILL?
>>83399228
If you love cock you're gay.
You love cock so you're gay.
>>83399162
>Why is a general necessarily bad?
Because Generals were made on the express purpose of not having a specific topic on the work so it could be about anything. This means that the whole thread could just be fanart softcore porn dumps and would be "on topic" however, people who want to have a detailed discussion can't really have it in an environment like this. Compare /hsg/ to early post-Gigapause threads
>>83399231
Yourself?
>>83399270
Your mom's gay.
>>83399323
rest in peace big rizzle
okay im just posting this
really should just take a katnep
though...
>>83399079
>>83399128
bi erasure
>>83399323
rekt. Press F to pay respect.
>>83399279
>people who want to have a detailed discussion can't really have it in an environment like this
Sure they can. We've had discussions frequently since the comic finished. The thing people like you don't realize is that people like to dump nice pictures while they're talking. Sometimes you get a guy who just dumps something specific, but there's not really anything wrong with that,
>>83399353
Yes she is. I hate her too.
>>83399312
Doc Scratch is perfect
Thank you for this!
How is the Homestuck part of /co/ significantly less SJW than the rest of it?
>>83399528
I wish people would stop shilling the comblr meme
>>83398757
shit like this always makes me feel sick
>>83399471
epilogue.
Why did Jake x Aranea go nowhere?
>>83399528
SJWs killed Homestuck so we have good reason to hate them.
>>83398456
>i just want to have a favorite character.......
these threads will never turn on eri, mituna, or caliborn
hope you like you're new waifu
>>83399648
Don't worry lad it will be replaced by Jake x Vriska in the epilogue
>>83399648
because hussie wishes to break my heart at every opprotunity
>>83399323
>banned for an image I sent her
>>83399648
Huh, I never thought about how that one video of Mindfang doing the Natalie Portman rap is even more appropriate considering Aranea
>>83399648
because aranea had to play the role of villian so it wasn't vriska again
>>83398137
Look, I ship it too, it was my old OTP, but you need to accept that AH is a hack with shit ship tastes
>>83399680
But Aranea still steal his virginity.
do the kids actually retain their powers/immortality after completing the game?
>>83399762
why wouldn't they
also yes they do, look at the caliborn fight
>>83399762
OPEN
TO
YOUR
INTERPRETATION
>>83399762
>sorry aradia! you get to have your mortal lifespan of 30 years again!
>>83399762
Yes, Dave and Jade will live forever while Karkat dies
>>83399830
>implying she didn't go through the black holw
>>83399620
Don't be like that, Anon. ;(
Okay whens the next liveblogger gunna start
>tfw you will never have the drawing/animation skills or dedication needed to make the next homestuck
>tfw you can never give your nonexistent fans the ending they deserve
>>83399888
I was a serial reader who's never reread the comic and probably forgot a lot of stuff. Maybe I could make a good ruse liveblogger?
>>83399947
It seems like Homestuck really fucked Hussie up/over, I'm not sure I'd want to put THAT much into a comic as much as I admired his work ethic and ability to engage.
consider the following:
condy was able to have so many powers because she stole them
which means that being a thief of life lets you steal other powers
maybe meenah didnt unlock her true potential yet, and when she does she will be able to take cool powers from others like condy did!
>>83400068
I thought it was implied her powers were stored in her crown, that's why they had wires coming out of them when we first learned she got them
>>83399734
It's funny because the last time the image was posted, it wasn't deleted or anything.
>>83399762
What else would be the point of getting god powers?
>>83400068
I thought her power would be sucking candyred manlet dick and huge futa cerulean 8ulges
>People are still shipping John/Roxy
>When Roxy is all but confirmed to be a skellefucker
It's over, there's not a single human couple left to repopulate, accept it.
>>83400339
>>83400068
Consider the following, she got a crown to do that shit for her.
