>And so, Audrey Otter sits abandoned in the sand garden, slowly eroding away alongside the winds of time. Well, no. She actually just gets picked up by one of the maids later.
>Calling Poppy her mom
>Likes to act out like a toddler and talk about hurting her butt
I think Kit has an infantilism fetish.
>Has to deal with this shit probably daily.
Beingmy husbandois suffering.
>>83331903
He's too good for this world.
>>83331903
>>83331938
You are the Clawhauser fags of Poppy
>she has multiboob
>she's thick
oh god oh god
>>83331790
Daily reminder that Petunia sucks.
Why are there phones that you can use with your hand AND regular phones? Make up your fucking mind, Morbi!
>>83331963
That's not thick, that's a beerbelly.
>>83332022
>beerbelly
So she's white trash cute and has a 6 tits, I think I'm in love.
Is this true for anyone?
>>83332084
Morbi updated at like 11:15 for me.
>>83332022
You say that as if we don't have a thousand different kinds of cell phones ourselves.
>>83332132
There's no reason not to have a handphone.
>>83332166
Everyone can use magic but not everyone is good at magic.
>>83332192
This makes sense to me.
Man it has to absolutely suck to be a bird who's terrible at magic.
>>83332166
well you do if you don't want you means of communication married to your hand
like what if your in the bathroom and you phone hand is also you wiping/holding hand.
or many other reasons to have a separate device
>>83332084
Morbi needs to have something that automatically adds quotation marks to the update time.
>>83332166
Petunia has a perfectly understandable reason not to have a charm phone.
One of her best friends literally neutralizes magic upon touch.
>>83332192
Kit can use a handphone, can't she? She's not even magically talented.
I am pretty sure Freddy can use one, but he can actually use magic.
Silly Poppy. You hold phones up to your ear, not your cheek.
>>83331959
Never hurts to have excellent taste, F@m.
And I like Bogo, BTW.
>>83332166
>There's no reason not to have the latest iPhone.
Sure thing boss.
>>83332313
>She's not even magically talented
[citation needed]
>>83332299
That doesn't cause permanent magical damage.
>>83332357
Being good at SCIENCE in Flora doesn't make you a witch.
>>83332360
It doesn't permanently drain magic from a person or object, but it does break charms.
AW YEH MARY
>>83332191
>>83332084
It's 8 here in PST.
>>83332519
She wants those goodnight kisses on the lips.
>Expected to hate this page after the last one
>It's actually pretty funny and cute
You win THIS time morbo
>>83331790
I Gotta ask, this multiboob thing was adressed somehow before?
>>83332733
Did you close your eyes anytime titfox showed up?
>>83332733
It's not addressed. Its just there. It warants no explanation.
Morb just wanted anatomically realistic genitals and boobs.
>>83332733
It was confirmed since the Ewe Lala chapter
>>83332399
But that doesn't mean that she can't be good magic too, idiot. Also, she's working on a cure for a MAGIC tumor and uses magical lab gear for it, she must know about magic for such a task.
>>83332770
I Think i stoped reading it around the school field trip to the dragon thing part, and i remember any multiboob situation till then.
You know in earlier comics I always just thought Morbi was drawing girls super ripped, I know understand that what I thought were abs are in fact multiboobs
>>83332799
>the Ewe Lala chapter
>>83332874
What?
>>83332801
Not him, but knowing how magic works isn't the same as knowing how to use it
>>83332830
If you don't read the fucking comic then what are you doing here?
>>83332889
It was awful
>>83332922
Inquiring people about multiboobs, duh.
>>83332958
How so? I can't remember anything particularly bad about it.
>>83331963
>Mary
>thick
Nope.
Poppy, Lala, they are thick.
>>83333011
It was boring, tedious, and downright cringy. Not to mention baby fruit trees is among some of the stupidest inclusions to the lore, but nothing can be done about that last one
>>83332872
What does that sudden realization feel like? I never experienced it because I caught on real quick to the fact that Morbi is a degenerate.And apparently I am too.
>>83333098
The fruits of life were literally introduced on the very first page of the comic.
>>83333139
It was a fable to explain racism, Morbi didn't have to make the damn thing literal and commonplace in canon
>>83333098
>>83333222
So your problem is the fucking fruit out of everything, really?
>>83332801
i love how Morbi's friend's fan comic is apparently canon
>>83333222
Why? This is a world of magic and animal peoples. Surely there'd have to be a magical solution to the inevitable non breeding compatible romances.
>>83333222
No, the trees of life were literal from the very beginning. Like, the VERY first thing that happens in the story is Poppy and Lily arriving at the Ovis tree.
>>83333281
Nah, it was just a really boring chapter regardless of it and overall a waste of a chapter.
>>83333281
All the low-hanging fruit has been picked on to death, so why not tackle the whole fruit tree?
>>83333222
You're an idiot.
>>83333320
Again, there was no reason to assume they were being literal until that chapter.
>>83333290
There are limits to stretching the fantasy angle, who's to say they can't sweat babies either because 'hey, it's magic'. Not saying there couldn't or shouldn't be magic babies, but there were probably better ways to go at the concept
>>83333420
>Anyone I disagree with is stupid
>>83333504
>there was no reason to assume they were being literal until that chapter
How about the big fucking tree in the very first chapter?
>>83333573
Seriously what is your fucking problem? What is so wrong about the trees that has you acting like they raped you or something?
>>83333504
>there was no reason to assume they were being literal
>"We were literally descended from magical trees made by the gods, LOOK DEAR, THERE'S ONE NOW"
I remember someone saying that Morbi's transitions kinda freaked them out and I'm starting to see what they meant.
>>83331790
if she trips down the stairs again I swear to god
>>83333504
>there were probably better ways to go at the concept
ayy this just gave me a pretty inspirational worldbuilding question
what sort of alternative methods of procreation would be cool to cram into a world?
>>83333573
Don't be a hypocrite, that's your entire argument against the fruit babies!
>>83333851
>cram
No matter what it would be awful just because of that.
>>83333504
>limits to stretching the fantasy angle
Are you joking? Magical babies being born from plants is a universally reoccurring fantasy concept. Being born from peaches specifically are pulled straight from the legend of Momotaro.
Not to mention their entire society is closely tied to plantlife to the point where their planet is named literally Flora. No shit it was a literal story.
>>83333504
I agree with you, I always thought the baby trees were a fable and not literally functioning organisms.
The whiteknights of Poppy in this board always jump at you, it's always the same dudes.
>>83333799
Petunia never did fully recover from that stroke.
>>83333785
>>83333726
>How about the big fucking tree in the very first chapter?
It was just a fucking tree. A big tree, but still a tree. Here's a fun fact for ya, there's legends about humans being born from clay and shit but that doesn't make them true
>b-but magic
Why does this make a difference?! The existence of magic in a setting doesn't make every single fantastic claim true. Morbi ultimately did make it true but that's neither here nor there.
Holy shit. Why are you having such a hard accepting I don't like a thing in canon and would have preferred if it wasn't?
>>83331790
So no one caught Mary's indecent exposure?
>>83333799
I just realized that's her face going from exasperated to enth/u/sed and not her having a stroke.
>>83333891
No it wasn't
>>83334002
Most everyone politely looked away. The ones who didn't weren't going to call anyone and spoil the show.
>>83333959
Or maybe you're just idiots? You haven given a single good reason for why the magical fruit is bad. Hell, you haven't given a reason at all beyond "I don't like it".
>>83333978
Frankly, I don't understand your qualm with the concept in the first place.
What makes it inherently more unusual than stars that give people random magical powers?
>>83333925
not necessarily, if you go apeshit on the fantasy made-up shit and branch off beyond just "alternate timeline set on a totally nominal terrestrial planet"
you can justify just about anything provided you have an interesting enough world to accommodate the idea
>>83333959
So it's just bunch of samefags who can't take some criticism? Sad, but I believe it.
And nice to see someone who agrees with me
>>83333851
All the ideas I can come up with are fantasy variants of cloning, or immaculate conception.
>individually cultured organs, made from genetic donation and sewn together into a new organism by a mechanical silkworm woman residing in a steel dome
>two people write on a divine piece of paper place it in a bonfire effigy of their child, and burn it: the child forms from the ashes after the fire burns out
>>83333978
>ultimately did make it true
Thing is, it was true since the very BEGINING. There was nothing that said otherwise. You're the only who believed it wasn't for God knows what reason.
>>83333978
>The existence of magic in a setting doesn't make every single fantastic claim true
It literally does.
>>83334048
Yes it fucking is. At this point you HAVE to be trolling!
>>83333978
>Holy shit. Why are you having such a hard accepting I don't like a thing in canon and would have preferred if it wasn't?
Not the same anon, but honestly so far it sounds like you are bashing the whole 'tree of life' thing for no reason other than "I don't like it."
And seriously, the comic's world has all kinds of crazy shit, so why this one specific detail bothers you so much?
>>83334077
And going by mary's reputation, its quite possible that a sizeable chunk of the population already seen her like that.
>>83333959
I always thought it was literal.
>>83334121
>criticism
You said "I do not like this thing" without giving anything being totally arbitrary reasons. That's not criticism, that's just you having some conflicting preferences compared to the author of the story.
Get off your goddamn high horse.
>>83334121
"I don't like thing" isn't criticism.
>>83334176
It really doesn't.
>>83334027
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
>>83333978
It is weird that the trees are the thing that break it for you. It's not like they're something that was just thrown out randomly without explanation. Good chunks of the comic are devoted to explaining them, in fact. You can just not like the idea which is fine, but there's nothing actually wrong with the idea or how it's executed.
>>83333959
>>83334121
This reeks of samefaggotry.
>>83332191
>>83332547
>>83334215
I'm not a knife, I'm a human person.
Geez, some people aren't very smart.
I've just noticed a typo
>>83331790
So, he is pandering to fat fetishists now?I am trolling, guys.
>>83334303
Naw, that's secret foreshadowing for the TALLKING
>>83333978
>Here's a fun fact for ya, there's legends about humans being born from clay and shit but that doesn't make them true
So? This isn't Earth you colossal idiot. Life as it exists here isn't the same in Flora. All beings were created by Gods who used the trees of life as instruments for it and that is a FACT.
This thread has got some shit going down.
>>83334176
Wait no, every fantastic setting has rules, what are you saying.
>>83334257
I just agree with him that I don't like that, I'd rather have it stay a fable. I don't like the dragons in this setting here either, why do you get so mad?
>>83334333
All hail the TALLKING. May he always know how the weather is up there.
>>83334193
>>83334206
>>83334211
We were talking about the Ewe Lalala chapter and why I didn't like. Didn't feel like I needed to explain it further but if you want me to...
>>83334087
>>83334196
>>83334238
It devalues the setting and turns it into fucking Wonderland.
Imagine if in One Piece, along with devil fruits and such people were born out of sea-foam? Not to say some people can't be born from that in that particular setting, but if everyone was it would feel cheap.
Let this sink in, the only story I can think of where babies are just born from the magic blue is the Jim Carry How the Grinch Stole Christmas
>>83334367
This whole so STUPID it's hard to believe more than person thinks this way.
>every fantastic setting has rules
Yes and the author has done a fantastic job setting the rules for this setting. Of all the things Morbi does wrong, world-building isn't one of them. You're pretty much whining because the story isn't what you want, not criticizing it because of its flaws.
>>83334166
aw shucks, i didn't realize another worldbuildfag would be around
i sorta dig your first idea. it's sorta gritty and edgy in a neat way. it'd be rude of me not to try pitching my own attempt, let's try sexual reproduction..
organisms that swing fragile, specialized limbs at each other extremely hard, simultaneously dispersing material over a wide area and causing the genetic material of the two organisms to merge during dispersal
>>83334485
This is all so arbitrary and retarded HOLY SHIT.
love you morbi
>>83334485
It devalues the setting and turns it into fucking Wonderland
Wonderland has no rules. This comic explains the rules of the world every other page. You're an imbecile of the highest degree and nobody should waste more energy trying to reason with you.
>>83334367
Nothing wrong with people sharing your opinion, but two folks showing up just to agree with you and diss everyone that disagrees with you is a almost a dead giveaway.
Especially with comments like "The whiteknights of Poppy in this board always jump at you, it's always the same dudes." and "So it's just bunch of samefags who can't take some criticism? Sad, but I believe it."
>>83334335
Skipped
>>b-but magic
>Why does this make a difference?! The existence of magic in a setting doesn't make every single fantastic claim true. Morbi ultimately did make it true but that's neither here nor there.
You stupid faggot
>>83334485
>Fruit Babies
>devalues the setting and turns it into fucking Wonderland.
You're going to have fucking explain this. Their creation myth is that they were born from magical trees that the Gods created. The fruit children solidifies the general basics of their creation myth as being absolute fact. It's not stupid, it's the very premise of their reality.
>>83334501
Yes, that's what I meant anon, congrats.
Now speaking of flaws, I'd say the pacing is horrible and most jokes are terrible off tone, like nude Mary here and Halia meta jokes for example, but that's for another thread I guess.
>>83334590
Exposition is not rules you stupid shit.
Or do you think DBZ and Jojo have the deepest set of rules imaginable for any universe?
>>83334290
I want to give him kisses while he looks embarrassed.
>>83334485
>It devalues the setting and turns it into fucking Wonderland.
IT IS THE FUCKING SETTING!! It was the very first motherfucking page of the motherfucking comic!
>>83334358
not really.
Its mostly people who either can't just suspend their disbelief a tad bit in a fantasy world
or just don't like the comic and are finding tiny things that bug them to nitpick and call it "criticism."
>not wanting a face full of ass
is he gay?
>>83334535
Setting need to be grounded you stupid shit.
Did the fruit baby tree ruin some of that? Yes. Did it ruin all of it? No.
>>83334601
CREATION "MYTH"! Myth being the keyword there, it was a story that Poppy told to explain why everyone hates them. There was zero indication that it was based in truth in the opening chapter or that their gods even exist.
>>83334724
Maybe? Most likely he just doesn't want to be smothered by mammalian ass.
>>83334694
It was a STORY meant to explain the setting and why the characters are they way they are you tard. There is zero indication that it was real in the canon
>>83334505
I'm imagining a sort of dandelion-like effect with that, where a handful of babies rise from the splatter. It would be a great way for two creatures to quickly create many, like for a race of warriors that knows nothing but combat even in love. It sounds painful, but it would make a great spectacle for a comic panel.
>>83334759
>Setting need to be grounded you stupid shit.
On fucking what? It is a fantasy world that works on its own rules, not *our* world you dense motherfucker. It has absolutely NO obligation to be like our world.
>>83334759
The fuck are you talking about? The myth part is Poppy's version. That Didelphi wanted to grant mortals free will. The other myth is the "Traitor Goddess" narrative that has been hinted at but never confirmed. The trees of life and the fruit children are proof that the basic premise - gods created mortals from fruit trees - is an absolute fact in their reality. This is like being fucking pissed off that animals actually exist on this planet because they are often part of our own creation myths.
>>83331790
I already jacked off to the panel with the naked Mary tbqh senpai
>>83334594
>People are saying mean things about something I like
You really have no clue where you are do you?
>>83334595
I didn't skip it, you idiot. The FACT that fruit babies exist isn't a fantastic claim -in this setting- because it's FUCKING TRUE and it has been since the very begining. You and ONLY YOU claim that it isn't and haven't given any reason as to why.
>>83334814
The fuck does that have to do with anything? You're pissed off about the fruit trees. They didn't come out of nowhere, they were on the first fucking page. They exist, and they were set up. Why the fuck does this bug you?
>>83334883
You're not being mean, WE are being mean. You're being retarded.
>>83334835
Even fantasy needs grounding you goddamn tard, it doesn't matter if it's like our world or not. Otherwise you might as well be writing Ax Cop
>>83334853
The hell are you even talking about? Just because they have stories doesn't make them real. And what does animals existing in our mythology have to do with goddamn anything?
>>83334485
>It devalues the setting and turns it into fucking Wonderland.
It doesn't because the comic actually explains how shit works, rather than just going "its magic, i don't have to explain shit".
>>83334759
>Setting need to be grounded
Yes, every setting needs to have its rules, and morbi created rules and limitations for it, and added explanations (exposition or written) for the rest of the stuff.
The only "fucking wonderland" here is your damn mind, that can't seem to get a goddamn grip.
>>83334883
I don't have any way to prove that they are samefags, really. Its still suspicious though.
Both sort of sound/look like the way "fruit babies are fucking retarded" guy writes though.
>>83334975
Animals are featured in our myths because animals exist.
Child-bearing fruit trees are featured in their myths because child-bearing fruit trees exist.
This is not a difficult concept to understand.
>>83334975
Poppy has its grounding. The first thing the story tells us is "we were descended from magical trees created by the gods." Since Poppy takes place in a totally alien fantasy setting, either the literal or metaphorical explanations are equally plausible.
I don't care if you can suspend your disbelief for whatever reason, but that's entirely on you, because the story goes out of its way to establish internally consistent rules about its setting and magic.
>>83334890
>>83334894
It was true LATER in canon. Not during the first goddamn page. Morbi has the ultimate say in what goes in and what doesn't, he put that in and while I don't agree with it it's still canon
>>83334918
See >>83333573
Christ, it's like talking to a wall
>>83334759
Your logic is all fucked up. The basic premise of "zero indication" doesn't hold up to the actual pages of the comic. You just made an incorrect assumption based on whatever preconceived notions you've developed from outside sources. Your notions were wrong in this case. That doesn't devalue anything.
>>83334975
>Even fantasy needs grounding you goddamn tard
Name something that isn't grounded within the setting itself. Everything has been logically explained within the limitations of the world presented.
>>83334975
Just because they have stories doesn't make them false.
It's entirely your fault for assuming that.
>>83334975
And Poppy is pretty grounded, specially on how it handles the Life Trees. Why aren't you complaining about Lucky Stars that do actually run on "it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit"?
>>83335055
>It was true LATER in canon
It was always fucking true. You're just arbitrarily re-writing shit in your own head. Why aren't you pissed that Morbi decided, completely randomly and based on nothing, that Possums die at 30 because they have no magic? By your twisted fucking logic that was never something Morbi intended from the start, it never fucking existed until he randomly inserted it at the end of Chapter 2.
Explain why that doesn't bother you.
>>83335103
Technically, it's radiation. Magic radiation!
>>83335055
According to YOU. Nothing and nobody else said it wasn't.
That means YOU are the problem.
>>83332323
There's something about serious, career-oriented men that look good in a uniform that drives me crazy too anonI'd go with the latter because he's beefier and has a soft side though
>>83335206
Any man who can pull off a uniform is generally a good choice.I'd rather have a discussion about gay husbandos than deal with this whiny "MUH HEADCANON faggot.anymore.
I jut want pictures of Halia and Mary already.
I don't care about fruit babies
>>83335143
All magic is a form of radiation, Lucky Stars aren't special in that regard.
And that still doesn't explain why they have those effects.
>>83335041
Guess that means pic related is real, better not go into the woods anon
>>83335016
>>83335084
>>83335103
Explaining isn't that same as having it fit, or did you miss my DBZ/Jojo comparison? I don't have as much an issue with the Lucky Stars because it really isn't that important to the plot or characters. It's stupid too but can be ignored.
>>83335138
>It was always fucking true
NO IT WASN'T. Give one example outside of the origin myth that confirms it being true to canon
>>83335202
Nobody said it WAS either until later.
Why is this so hard to understand?
>>83335277
That's the funny thing. If you wanted to bitch about anything in the comic, it would be the Lucky Stars. The canon explanation literally is "that's bullshit, but I believe it."
>>83335206
>>83335253
>>83335041
Also, if it's 100% proven "real"
It's not a fucking myth, it's goddamn history
>>83335143
Magical lottery star powers. Stupid, but real.
>>83335277
Eh, as far as it looks, it seems that the residents of flora aren't really able to explain how it works.
>>83335304
How the fuck does "having it fit" works for you then?
Seriously, you have the rules/limitations set, you have in-universe demonstrations of how shit works, and even if the "how true the myths are" part is debatable, the proof is there.
>or did you miss my DBZ/Jojo comparison?
Saying "you thing jojo is deep? lol nope." isn't a comparison, its you being a retard. Again.
You didn't give any examples or anything to base your argument on.
>>83335304
Are you retarded? The doctor delivered one. I'm pretty sure that's canon and outside of the origin story. Unless you're looking for proof that morbi knew all along that fruit baby's were a real thing, but I can't read morbi's mind, so you're shit out of luck
>>83335427
No, that's not really how it works. Turtles are a fact. Turtle World is a myth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle
Man finds out creation myth is real, doesn't like it
More at 11
>>83335304
It was always canon that life trees/fruits were a literal part of the setting's history.
A couple elements in the intro are embellished in some ways, but none of it was ever metaphorical, at any point.
I'm honestly not sure what your problem is with my magical fruit babies, but I also don't really care.
>>83335304
>NO IT WASN'T. Give one example outside of the origin myth that confirms it being true to canon
That's ridiculous. Basically you're saying "THAT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE I DIDN'T INTERPRET IT AS TRUE". You interpreted wrong. Maybe if Poppy said something like "By the way, this is a bunch of bullshit" you'd have a leg to stand on. But the story was corroborated by the world which was corroborated by the story. It's all consistent.
As a small concession, it actually could have been interpreted either way because we didn't know shit, but when we DID know shit, it shouldn't be a mindblowing leap in logic that it's true. Because the evidence of it being true was there all along, it just wasn't explicitly stated until it was plot-relevant.
>>83335304
>Give one example outside of the origin myth that confirms it being true to canon
Give me one fucking example outside of her introduction this chapter that Kit ever had a sister. That was a pointless and stupid detail that Morbi pulled out of his fucking ass and it means he is a bad writer. How dare characters just be introduced! That's not how things work!
>>83335276
You know what? I dig it.
>>83335329
If nothing contradicts it before it's confirmed true then what's the problem?
Going by what you say it's obvious that you don't like it because it's not realistic according to OUR reality, which is fucking retarded. That's like complaing that our opposums don't talk and live up to 30 years like the ones in Flora: of course they don't, because this isn't the same reality.
>>83335483
In OUR world, dipshit. If I make a fictional world where the Turtle World is real will you also bleed from your ass like you're doing here?
>>83335506
have my fruit babies
>>83334719
Mmmmm. Yeah. You're right this is just taking up space..
>>83335304
>NO IT WASN'T. Give one example outside of the origin myth that confirms it being true to canon
Ewe la la.
>>83335304
Why are we still arguing fruit babies? They exist and you obviously think Morbi just pulled it out of his ass. Just leave the dunce in his corner and ignore him.
>>83335572
I'm saying that Fruit Children are as common and basic a fact of life on Flora as the existence of turtles are on Earth. It doesn't even really merit discussion. Christ, turtles are honestly weirder on our fucking planet, since they aren't found in every single biosphere. Fruit Children are as common on Flora as edible plants are on Earth.
>>83335626
Yeah, this is a good idea.
So what should we talk about instead?
>>83335304
You are the stupidest person I've ever seen post in the six years I've been posting here.
>>83335483
Hmm? The fuck?
If someone proved that we all live on a giant damn turtle, you best believe that it's a fact that we live on a giant damn turtle. Having been a myth at one point doesn't somehow negate being empirically proven true.
Mewbile phones are cute!
CUTE!
>>83335634
Then what is the problem?
>>83335668
How fortunate barren couples are that fruit babies exist.
>>83335668
Mary
SHE DA BES
SOLO WHEN
Someone give this guy a trophy for biggest dunce on /co/.
Holy shit, he didn't just not read the comic, he made up his own version to bitch about.
>>83335253
They're still going huh?
I don't know if we can get that discussion going because there's very little dudes in the comic.
Maybe Valente? Not into birds though.
>>83335462
The reason I brought up DBZ/Jojo is because I wanted to say overly long and convoluted explanations for how things work isn't the same as grounded explanations. Explaining the force in New Hope is grounding the audience and giving them an idea of what it is, or the Cantina is grounding what kind of universes this is. Are you this thick
>>83335478
Mother fucker are you the tard? I KNOW it's canon and has been for awhile now. I was talking about the first chapter.
>>83335483
I think I'm talking to legit tard here. That literally couldn't have less to do with my post
>>83335708
There is no problem.
We're done discussing this.
>>83335713
We should get a Mary solo at some point. A quick side-story or something. I want to see what happened to the mobsters that went to collect protection and just disappeared.
>>83335734
This is one of those times I wish mods would ban for "illegal levels of stupidity".
>>83335768
Just ignore him. It's one dipshit. Let him scream at nothing.
>>83335734
You have no idea of what "grounded" means. Holy shit, how are you still alive?
>>83335506
Oh hey morbi. How's it going?
I hope i don't sound like a creep or anything, butis there an alt version of the second panel? i mean, like you did with that scene with poppy and kit kissing (in petunia's imagination)
>>83335761
It would be pretty interesting to see her antics from before the church kicked her into that abandoned chapel.
>>83335726
Boris. Mr. Quibble.
>>83335506
Holy shit I've summoned Morbi
>but none of it was ever metaphorical, at any point.
It never came across as that, and while I don't agree with your decisions I accept them all the same. And that's all I ever said since the beginning.
>I also don't really care.
I know you don't. You've proven that so many other times in the past. '
>>83335626
Fair enough
>>83335734
Ok ok so lets start over here.
Yoy're mad that it's real because you weren't told it was real.
This has somehow offended you, that you were, for a period of time, wrong. As we all know, you my beautiful lovely anon are NEVER wrong. What an abomination, oh mercy.
>>83335803
>is there an alt version of the second panel?
There isn't. The closest I can offer you is the sketch layer, which isn't really any more revealing.
>>83335869
What a massive hypocrite.
>>83335206
>>83335253
I'll be more than happy to provide, F@m.
>Imagine Friedrich as your husband, dutiful and loyal
>Imagine touching Friedrich's toned body over his uniform, feeling his scars under his tight uniform.
>Imagine kissing him, the scent of cigarettes tickling your nose as your tongue brushes against his fangs.>Imagine rushing to the hospital after Friedrich's last tour of duty to find a crippled Friedrich, wrapped in bloodied bandages. You hold his hand tightly as he lets out a faint agonizing cry, revealing a side of him rarely seen by many.
>>83335892
I can make this work.
>>83335913
Ha ha joke's on you, faggot, I already made my preference clear
>>83335913
>gay
>gay
>gross and gay
>OH FUCK, THAT'S ADORABLE AND HOT
>>83335899
Keep talking kid, eat your baby fruit
>>83335892
ACCEPTABLE
>>83335676
>>83335716
He reminds me of that one guy who argues that Syndrome was right. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they were the same because they use the exact same "logic".
>>83335304
>Lucky Stars aren't that important to the plot or characters
Wow, get a load of this numbskull.
>>83335892
I wasn't really expecting it to have an alt version, but this sketch is pretty neat nonetheless.
Some people seem to be more excited about it than me though.
>>83335892
i can totally finish this myself, thanks
>>83335964
It's cool, anon. I'm just trying to stay on topic.
If it helps, here's a Gustav lewdthingy I made a while back, hope you enjoy it:
http://pastebin.com/FGfxTpzw
>>83336143
Gay Smut Anon?
What happened to the Mary thing you promised a couple of months back?
>>83335478
>>83335506
Good news to that one anon, you're not shit out of luck anymore.
>>83334485
its not like they just pop out of fruits cause two people go "I WISH I HAD A BABY"
they have to donate their blood and have it put in the fruit, they have to wait for the fruit to ripen (it was a big point in this chapter that Vix circumvented that) a number of complications can happen like air pockets deputizing the baby, the fruit falling and smashing on the ground, ect ect.
its pregnancy just with a plant surrogate
>>83336136
And you'll post the result?
>>83336136
You better share with the class, mister.
>>83336209
>>83336230
i said can not will, i make no promises
>>83335892
HEY! MORBI! I DUNNO IF YOU'RE STILL IN THIS THREAD BUT IF YOU ARE, YOU'RE SUPER COOL
THANKS FOR DRAWING THIS COMIC AND POSTING IT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE
IT'S REALLY GREAT AND I ENJOY READING IT
I HOPE YOU AREN'T BURNT OUT BY THE STUPID THAT PERVADES WEBCOMIC READERS BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE AN DUMBASS BUNCH AND ASK STUPID QUESTIONS AND DRAW STUPID THINGS AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU THE WAY I'VE LOST SO MANY OTHERS
[SPOILER]And because I don't hear the dev side often enough, who's your favorite character to draw? Who's your favorite character that didn't make it into the comic? How much of the story do you have plotted out, and how much comes to you as you write it?[/SPOILER]
THANK YOU BASED CLOUD MAN
>>83334724
she weighs a whole lot too
>>83336184
40+ hours a week at Home Depot happened, but next week my hours drop and I'm gonna actually get the ball rolling.Also, anyone close to Store 6701 I can hit you up on a great deal on paint.
>>83336143
Oh, yeah, I liked Gustav, shame he got offed quickly. Much appreciated.
>>83336251
Look at me fucking everything in that post up, this is what I'm talking about
Excuse my disability, it's rude to make fun of the mentally incapacitated.
>>83336234
You teasing faggot.
>>83336258
Literally 500 pounds of ass
>>83336277
>40+ hours a week at Home Depot happened
Lucky cunt. I'd kill for a work schedule like that. I've been pulling 60+ a week for months.
>Illinois.
Fuck. I really need some white paint to fix my wall, too.
>>83336251
My favorite character to draw in the comic is Petunia, because she's both simple to draw and almost constantly prone to overreacting with her expressions.
My favorite character I wasn't able to fit into the final version of the comic was Hellter Skelletor, a rock and roll skeleton dragon who acted as the grim reaper when the series was less focused. Pretty much everyone else I had planned made it in intact.
I have the entire comic's plot figured out at this point, but I write the final scripts and layouts themselves during the breaks between chapters.
>>83336321
exactly
>>83336404
I'm pretty sure you've answered this before, but I can't remember:
How many chapters do you have planned out?
>>83335478
theres literally posts on his tumblr talking about Ewe Lala and her magical conception before he started the comic
i remember reading it and being disappointed cause i already knew the twist
>>83336441
I won't answer that question specifically, but I can say that we are now roughly 15-20% through the plot.
>>83336524
oh boy i can't wait, this comic really inspires me to make more art
>>83336404
>Hellter Skelletor, a rock and roll skeleton dragon
This sounds like a sweet heavy metal band with a great illusion team behind them. The Floraverse version of GWAR.
>>83331790
>Okay mom.
Oh god.
>>83336524
In that case, and I'm really only hoping for a simple yes or no, has anyone predicted anything that you have plotted out during any of the wild discussion and speculation?
>>83336404
>Petunia
I can see it!
>Hellter Skelletor
That's fucking awesome, holy shit. Any chance we'd see him (or a slightly different version) in a future chapter, or is just not in the cards?
>>83336524
Oh gosh, I'm so excited to see where you're going with the Hand and the Spectre and dragons and God's blood and oh my gosh
>>83336524
Can we get an axolotl girl. Just in the background. We promise we won't make it like the giraffe thing.okay that is a lie. We will. Don't do it.
>>83331790
>Lily still looking pissy
>But, she is hugging her mom's head.
Are we past the worst of it?
>>83336652
Didn't he already say a long time ago that marine life isn't the same thing as most Floran species? That Poda and the Octopi were something else entirely?
>>83336635
I've seen a couple of little things guessed here and there, but there's a lot of major things that are simply impossible to theorize with the current level of information available. No one currently has any idea where the plot is headed outside of the story confidants I have been talking to.The intermission between Poppy 6/Poppy 7 is going to pull back the veil a bit, though.
>>83336652
There's actually a (male) axolotl character in "Funzie Frogo", but not in the series itself. I spent like two weeks fleshing that dumb in-universe cartoon out in my head and I'm not totally sure why.
>>83336404
i mean there can still be a death god right? you- you cant just toss out a cool ass i dea like that right?
or a joint dragon/death god!
PLEASE MORBS
>>83336806
>I spent like two weeks fleshing that dumb in-universe cartoon out in my head and I'm not totally sure why.
Because the next time you end up needing to retcon a chapter into the story, you'll want to save face and time by giving us a whole Funzie Frogo chapter!
DO IT!
>>83336856
definitely gay
>>83336136
I tried to finish it too, my version looks very disjointed though. Good luck anon
>>83336957
>>83335913
Now we're getting somewhere
Hey Morbi, can you clear us on this cellphone issue?
Do they pay tariffs to a magical service provider? Do they all learn the spell on their own? Wouldnt that be like coding your own computer? How do they make everyone's magical format match up to a standard?
Can they do video calls? Can they do holograms or even remote tactile feed? Can messages be recorded, stored, kept on queue or ignored? Can multiple people participate in a call, tap it or intercept it? Are magic transferences of information protected in some way? Are they instant or experience lag?
>>83337308
Waaaaaay too many questions, man.
>>83337412
Morbi can just, ya know, not answer them.
>>83337308
Cont.
Does the magic phone carry the speech as inmaterial information or does it literally bring the sound wave from a point to another? If that's so, how would they avoid the sudden appearance of a vibration on the air instantly from becoming garbled, of a different, insanely high frequency or causing a shockwave? How does atmospheric pressure or acceleration affect teleportation? Does teleporting from a low place to a high one create a vortex? Does warping from a high orbit spot to a low orbit one create weird gravitational effects? Does warping from a moving train to a still place makes the subject carry the inertia over? Where does the energy go? We saw that light can go through portals, does this mean light can be made to change speeds?
>>83336330
What room specifically?
>>83337622
Bed room. I live in an apartment. I keep my computer chair against the wall, and I've scraped the paint off the wall behind me.
>>83337703
OK what price range are you looking for?
>>83337820
Between 0$ and No Dollars?
I'm a poor fuck. I'm lead to believe that paint is expensive, and if I'm going to "patch" a section, I may as well paint my whole fucking room, because it's impossible to match old dried paint. I'm just assuming I need to paint my whole room. I haven't determined my dimensions yet. Honestly, I couldn't even guess. I need a proper tape measure to get the height and widths.
>>83336806
>I've seen a couple of little things guessed here and there
I know I was the first person to figure out Poppy's 7 candles were to count the last years of her life. I thought it was because her bad heart would give out, but still I figured it out.
>>83334196
Also, many are probably familiar with her reputation as a person known in the "disappearance" of two notorious mobsters.
I mean, if the head of the criminal underworld considers you a threat and has a non-interference policy, she's a known danger.
>>83336524
hey morbo, if you're still here: is 30 years a hard age limit for an opossum? Are there any who have lived longer, or is that, like, the longest any opossum has lived?
>>83337994
Well sadly I can't give you paint for free, however I do have very cheap options.
You could get a bucket of Glidden paint for under 20 bucks, but you'd have to tint it, which means you won't be able to return it if you leave the store with it. I usually recommend Glidden for cheap jobs anyway.
Otherwise a gallon of our "oops" paint, if you don't mind premade colors, is literally 9 bucks, sans tax, but is also nonrefundable upon purchase. Our major paints all come with paint and primer, and are water based latex.
And to stay on topic,imagine taking care of friedrich when he's very sick, but he's upset because he feels he has a duty to protect flora.
>>83334663
>Or do you think DBZ and Jojo have the deepest set of rules imaginable for any universe?
Pretty sure that would be Tenchi Muyo.
Which Poppy is actually a lot like in many regards, its just that instead of being part of the royal family of space Japan you are born in a specific time to get superpowers, and the racism element is brought up constantly rather than three times (the Juraian racism towards humanity and resentment all humans are Jurai royalty).
>>83337994
Oh, and a gallon covers approx. 400 Sq feet.
>>83337491
Are you sure we have the authority to give him that power?
It may be too much, and we have no guarantee he won't give that ability to others without us knowing it!
Let's just send him a fruit basket when his soul is crushed beneath trolling and hope the vitamin q will revive him.
>>83338322
>>83338298
Huh. That's more than reasonable. I was afraid that even looking at white paint, I'd be expecting to pay $200+ for a whole room.
>>83336957
Woah, Morbi/Dr. Seuss hybrid tats!
>>83336807
Why not just a being who is some kind of remnant of fragments of souls that gather until a giant monster forms?
Like best from any mythology monster here for example.
>>83336688
Well, in real life there's people with strangely legitimate credentials otherwise who think octopi might be either aliens or simply influenced by alien DNA somehow since they are so radically different right down to the genetic level from just about everything else we know of that has existed on Earth.
Clearly, they are tentacle alien druids from Sky Henge.
>>83338436
This doesn't sound unreasonable.
>>83338277
i bet its a heart thing, that and a lack of applicable medicines and healing means that theres a rather strict limit on how long they live.
however with pharmaceuticals like kit develops i bet that that limit is beginning to stretch, poppy herself admits that shes lived as long as she has thanks to Kits pills, no doubt her strenuous life style and body bulking caused her already short time limit to shrink
calling that wither Poppy or Lily or both get non magical artificial hearts
>>83334293
Which means you're also not sharp
>>83335761
I want to see her solo in a room wrapped up in yarn after naked-fighting it while hopped up on catnip and asking for help from Anon just as the horny phase kicks in
>>83334385
May his basketball abilities always be above average
>>83331790
How do i get that many boobs? Holy shit, I'm jealous as fuck senpai.
>>83335537
>>83335276
Amen, i love those two together. They're perfect. As friends lovers, whatever you want, i just think the dynamic between this is really fun and cute.
I also wouldn't mind an uncensored shot of mary from the update. Or if a drawfriend were feeling charitable, the two of them drunkenly making love.
By the way, has it ever been mentioned what specific species halia is? And where did the idea that she was transgender come from?
>>83335709
I'm ridiculously jealous. This is bullshit.
>>83340150
I was even thinking of writing another thing about those two as well. Morbi is enabling my autism every day.
>>83340221
Please anon, it's the right thing to do. Look into your heart.
>>83340291
My heart typically tells me to self-indulge with shitty /vp/ fanfiction. I'm not sure how another Mary Hallia would go, whether it'd just be plain shipping or if I'd like to go for a route where everyone's less drunk and not going cloaca excavating on the floor. I like the fluff, you know?
