Take one to dinner with your mother.
>>83299818
Wand all day.
Laura Barton.
>>83299818
Wanda
>>83299882
>>83301792
Viz pls, you're underaged.
>>83299818
wanda looks good with a shit ton of photoshop applied to her
Natasha. My mom would probably think she's a slut, but Natasha would try to convince her otherwise.
Scarjo, my mother loves me, and I'm willing to take the 30/70 chance that she won't turn me in for killing her.
And if you think a loser intern couldn't take a world class trained assassin, you underestimate how much i hate her.
>>83301960
She also looks good without.
My mother would love Wanda.
My mother is not normal.
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3963293/elizabeth_olsen_oldboy.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/983858/elizabeth_olsen_martha_marcy_may_marlene.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3228537/elisabeth_olsen_dakota_fanning_very_good_girls.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3047092/elizabeth_olsen_secret.html
>>83299818
Do you mean one time meet just to make impression? Nat, she is better at pretending and social games in general.
I would marry Wanda all day, though.
Scarlet Witch
>>83299818
>ScarWitch
Insults your mother's paprikash
>ScarJo
Excuses herself halfway through the meal to kill a Russian in the foyer
either way, you lose
http://nudetvshow.com/scarlett-johansson-nude-in-under-the-skin-in-front-of-the-mirror-hd-33/
http://nudetvshow.com/scarlett-johansson-nude-in-under-the-skin-hd-13/
http://nudetvshow.com/scarlett-johansson-walks-naked-in-under-the-skin-hd-23/
>not take one to dinner AS your mother
>>83302348
>>83302546
This is to be expected. All celebrities are degenerates. Is there a "kill both" option? If not, I'm making it myself.
>>83299818
Movie verse only, then Wanda, but if comics then run away from both.
>>83302811
I think comics Wanda would be okayas long as you aren't a filthy mutie
>>83299818
Natasha.
Chances are she's done this before. She knows what to do.
Either way my mom will realize I'm a lesbian. Probably go with Natasha though. She probably has more money smarts than Wanda. So that's good.
>>83303828
>Don't forget silly boys, I'm a grill
>>83303902
>boys on /co/
Bullshit
>>83299818
>taking le quippy party girl
How is this even a choice
>>83299818
Which one can bring her back to life?
>The good Olsen sister VS Manvoice McCokewhore.
Well, shit.
>>83303902
>>83303957
>boy
Post proof. Boys don't read comics or watch cartoons anymore.
>>83299818
Wanda, my mother would never dine with a Jew.
>>83304149
Your mother sounds great.
Definitely Wanda
Nat would instinctively determine what my mothers ideal dinner guest was and flawlessly be her
Wanda would probably accidentally blow up the george foreman grill and kill her
>>83299818
Natasha's really good at pretend, she'd know how to read and adapt to the situation.
>>83299818
My mom wants grandkids, badly
I take the fertile one
>>83299818
The least crazy one: BW. She seems pretty nice in general too. I'd also think she's a much better conversationalist, maybe they can talk about morel mushrooms or maritime birds.
>>83299818
Assuming something can/has come out of the dinner, then MCU Wanda. She's probably closer to my age than Natasha.And I want kids.
>>83299818
Screw you OP, I take both.
>You see that mother? Two girls. TWO HOT GIRLS.
>ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, YOU BITCH? ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW?
Scarlet witch. My mom is attached to her own polish ancestry, and would probably glom onto the slav thing. It'd be funny.
>>83304664
ScarJo is actually of Polish ancestry though.
>>83304514
Rude.
>>83304693
Nat isn't though. She's a ruskie.
There's more votes for Wanda over Natasha
>>83304789
Wanda isn't Polish either, and Nat is still a slav.
>>83304794
That's not exactly a surprise. /co/ has been waifuing SW pretty hard, the only reason BW is getting votes is because she's less likely to blow a fuse and kill your mom or offend her by insulting her cooking.
>>83304514
Too savage. I've called the police.
>>83304808
Russians are the natural enemies of other slavs though. Even moreso than Germans.
>tfw you'll never date a hot European super hero
Black Widow of course.
>tfw no older gf
She seems like she.would take care of me. Which ia the opposite of Wanda.
I cant take care of her, i can barely care for myself.
>>83299818
I take the slut.
my mother would be very impressed that i got Scarjo to have dinner with us. she doesn't know who scarlet tits is.
>>83304142
Boy here. Dont hit on me silly girls :)
>>83305059
her skillset is seduction so she would cuck you constantly though
>>83305924
Are you implying SW isn't hot enough to do better than you?
>>83305924
It would be like dating a porn star or hooker. It doesn't count if it's just her job.
>>83305941
she would at least have the decency to dump me first before taking the big android cock
My mom really wants to be a grandmother. No matter which I'd bring all she would care about is how fit my dates body is for baby making.
>>83303098
You'll just end up fucking a doombot, mate.
>>83305967
>Vision
>ever getting any
>>83306000
Well, Widow is infertile, so I guess that's SW.
>>83306020
I see your point.
>>83305967
>Scarlet Witch
>decency
Waifufags really are delusional.
>>83306052
eastern european women are very traditional you slut defender
>>83306033
Now on the other hand, Simon? He's who you have to worry about. She already cucked Vision with him once, she'll probably cuck you too
>>83306067
Traditionally bearded
>>83306067
Traditional what? Sluts?
Literally all the prositutes in my city who aren't black are Eastern European, and they're notorious gold-diggers in general. Why do you think white mail-order brides are all slavic?
>>83306118
>Vision buys a mail-order bride online hoping it's Wanda
>>83306085
>not posting MCU Simon
>>83302683
ow, the edge
>>83299818
>both Slavs
>one not Russian
>I'll take Wanda
>>83306129
It's a background cameo. Whenever they get around to actually using WM, it's not gonna be Fillion. He's too old
>>83306129
I'd wonder his man, if you know what I mean.
>>83306141
He's arguably too young for GOTG Simon actually.
Is it confirmed that it's only a background cameo? Because I've only seen assumptions, and it's not like there are a lot of sets pics that are out (none of them including Russell or Stallone, who are both slated to play more than a cameo).
Not even a question
>>83304419
What happens when Nat determines that my mother wants grandkids?
>>83306235
RIP your mother
>>83306235
>try to not cry
>cry a lot
>>83306260
>>83306270
Exactly, i'll go for the qt slav.
>>83302683
Rude.
>>83306118
>people trafficked prostitutes represent the average woman from their country
scarho fan logic
>>83306220
Fuck her hair in CW was great. Especially liked the highlights in her bangs.
>>83306329
;_;
>>83306288
But it's not like she's a better option. Last time she tried to have kids, she magicked them out of a demon's soul. And we all know how that ended for everyone.
And that's why the patrician choice to take home to your mother is Maria Hill.
>>83306382
Fuck off Robin.
>>83306382
>reading comics
Fuck off
>>83306382
Well you see, movie Wanda is also not the on-again-off-again child of Magneto, doesn't seem to have a magical element to her powers, and isn't being written by people who are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, so there's a considerable safety net from that kind of thing
>>83306363
Have you met a slavic woman?
Or do you just go from your chinese cartoons?
Reminder that Liz Olsen is not cute and y'all have shit taste.
>>83306497
Reminder to kill yourself, pham.
>>83299818
Widow obviously. She's trained to deceive people so she'll act exactly how my mother would want my gf to act.
Whereas Wanda is a dangerous psychopath who can level buildings if someone sneezes too loudly near her.
>>83306577
Bendis pls go.
>>83306497
>Reminder that Liz Olsen is not cute
I respectfully disagree.
>>83306621
Ex-porn actresses are not cute.
>>83306589
I like my mom, I want her alive after this dinner.
>>83306491
As a Slav living in Slavland, I say, Slavs are great.
But I would take a Slav from unspecified region between Czech Republic and Greece over Russian any day.
>>83306639
Ohey, she shot for Hogtied/Kink.com? That's good shit.
>>83306639
Sorry, anon. but >>8330662's image is Lizzie. Not some porn-actress who barely looks like her.
>>83299818
Wanda.
Wanda a qt.
>>83306382
>she magicked them out of a demon's soul
Wait, Scarlet Witch is mother of Raven?
DEEPEST LORE
>>83306745
you're waifu a slut, anon
>>83306491
I don't watch anime retard
I learn everything from comic book movies
>>83306949
>>83306639
Sawse
>>83307015
Viral marketing for CW where they show what the Avengers do to fund their missions.
BW's a better character.
>>83306853
>dat top right
Only time she's ever looked hot
I'm not a fan of the crackwhore look she's rocking the rest of the time.
>>83307063
Leave Whedon.
>>83307070
She's supposed to look like a goth, early 20's girl.
>>83307072
make me
>>83307084
Marvel already did.
Black Widow. I don't want my mother to think that I'm one of those losers who can only get a woman by dangling a visa in front of her foreign face. At least Natasha bothered to learn to speak like a fucking human.
>>83307082
Well it's not working, she looks like a heroin addict. Probably on the blow with her sisters.
>>83307101
>comparing her with those monsters
>>83307063
>Widow
>character
Red ledger =/= character
>>83307101
>she looks like a heroin addict. Probably on the blow with her sisters.
Yyyeeah, nope.
>>83306949
I still don't see it.
>>83303828
U know the rules
>>83307135
Remember that time we all counted down to their 18th? Jesus that feels like a fucking lifetime ago
>>83307297
I was there, anon.
Counting with other retards in Something Awful.
>>83307304
Those were the good times.
>>83299818
The one with a smile that even the villains want to protect.
>>83307135
>Elizabeth has perfect tits
>the twins are absolutely flat
Did she just take all the decent genes of the family for herself?
>>83307297
Yes. In a sense it does, and doesn't. Like I can remember things from 2003 that feel like yesterday.
But yeah. How the twins ended up is a shame. I think Lizzie turned out how we hoped her sisters would.
>>83307406
>Did she just take all the decent genes of the family for herself?
Seems like it. She's also taller than they are as well.
>>83299818
Taking Cap, Falcon or even Tony would be a better choice.
>>83307434
That's just stunted growth from having a childhood filled with stress.
Probably drugs too.
>>83307135
>gave me a ffm fetish
>this is how they look like now
What the hell happened
>>83299818
This one.
>The Olsen twins are ugly!
>But Elizabeth is hot!
No she isn't, they all look like inbred chihuahuas.
Scarlet Johanson barely qualifies as hot, but even she has more to shake your stick at than the entire Olsen tree.
>>83307495
She's an unJUSTed version of the twins.
Absolutely beautiful.
>>83307485
Bucky pls go
>>83299818
>both eastern European
"A wildling whore seduced my son."
>>83307555
Well, lets face it, banging a whore is still better than what our parents currently think of us
>tfw late 20s
>no job
>no qt 3.14 gf
>live at parents house
Frankly anything would probably impress them
>>83307555
Wanda is not a whore.
Delete this pls.
>>83307632
Yeah she is
She literally fucked Thanos and her brother too.
>>83307746
Neither is canon, delete that pls.
>>83299818
Widow could at least bullshit her way through the night. Wanda would end up falling over in an autistic fury and end up killing everyone in the room.
>>83307798
>Wanda would end up falling over in an autistic fury and end up killing everyone in the room.
Explain your headcanon, Bendis.
>>83307475
Cocaiane and childhood sexual exploitation
>>83307767
>Neither is canon
It is, your denial won't save you
>>83302683
>"Anything outside of my slave morality is bad!"
>>83307959
Not really.
Wanda a pure.
>>83308186
Remember the time that she fantasize being prego with imaginary children? then Xavier has to mind fuck her to think that it was a lie.... Good times
>>83308243
Thankfully this Wanda isn't written by hacks.
>>83299818
Both look like they would be polite about everything, but Wanda is cuter.
>>83307072
Nah, it was Feige that introduced Widow. Whedon out her in cause he wanted a female character, though he really wanted the Wasp. I don't think Whedon really knew what to do with Black Widow, compared to say, the Russos.
>>83307451
>not taking Thor
wanda's more my age
>>83306030
>hitting dem walls with no repercussions
This changes everything
>>83307304
>>83307317
I remember when that happened. still makes me giggle
>>83309759
>>83307451
>homosexual gay faggots
>>83299818
Wanda since we've both slavic
>>83299818
I choose the robot in the right picture second from front.
>>83306491
Slavnon here, I know there's a lot of prostitution traffic going on, especially to the Netherlands. There are usually 2 types of girls that go there:
pale gypsies get pimped out and get no money out of it
stupid normal girls with no career choices go there, work legally in the red-light district for 4-5-6 years and come back rich as fuck
but yeah, you're judging a group of foreign girls by looking at a group of degenerates that is not representative of the whole
Wanda is probably cancerous desu. Though she could probably magic it out of me. Mmm, I'd have to go with wanda
This cootie patoootie
>>83303902
You sound triggered.
>>83310196
I've met slavic women who weren't prostitutes, they were still gold diggers.
But I'm sure, as with most, immigrants aren't really the cream of the crop.
>>83306621
Dude she looks like a crack addict.
>>83310650
>immigrants aren't really the cream of the crop
there are exceptions of course but I generally agree
>>83310670
No, that would be her sisters.
>>83309924
That feel when you'll never serve her some paprikás with some kompot after a long day.
>>83310670
aww, lil virgin boy haven't seen girls with minimal/no make up before
>>83310986
>kompot
my nigga
>>83310819
>ywn come home to this
>>83302348
>not posting links to Bee Movie
>>83310670
>>83310670
Eyebags are usually more noticeable without make up.
>>83302566
This man right here.
>>83310986
>tfw no famished Lizzie to cuddle and fall asleep with
>>83311023
Mah gopnik
>>83311201
HHHNNNGGG
>>83299818
Black Widow. Our dinner is me fucking her mouth while my mom looks in horror.
I need a drink.
>>83299818
Wanda.
Don't really care about what my mom thinks of her.
Just want to chill and watch TV while cuddled up with her in that bed.
The scarlet bitch can manipulate probability.
So you can fuck both raw
I'll take the bitch she looks more innocent I need innocence it feeds my soul
My my..... Very sick soul
>>83311553
Wooh anon, you nearly cut me with all that edge.
>>83311553
12 year old pls go.
Wanda but only because of her amazing absolute territory
ITT: Vision.
How did you get past the captcha, robot.
>>83306018
HAH fuckin noice m8.
>>83303098
Comics Wanda is a slut, wears like a slut, and behaves like a slut even with her own brother.
>>83311610
>>83311650
No seriously I don't need to hear that from you. You have no idea what's it kick to lack innocence.
I have a true void in my soul and I sware on my soul to fill it. It's nothing edgy I was just born in the shade and not the sun
>>83312090
>new IP
Nice try, but no.
>>83312090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>83307746
>>83299818
2much photoshop in the picture, fuck that shit.
I was a rock-hard Scarjo-as-Black-Widow fan when I saw Iron Man 2, she was fuckin' smokin' then.
She's started to age quite a bit since then, that was a solid half-decade ago, (slightly longer.) I haven't seen Civil War yet, but I watched Age of Ultron and Winter Soldier recently and... yeah... Scarjo is losing it already. Makes my dick sad.
Elizabeth as Scarlet Witch... I'm 100% down with that shit.
5-6 years ago it would've been Scarjo, but now even the makeup is having a hard time holding that shit up. Her hair in Winter Soldier was pretty shit too. And as hot as she was, I'm not sold on her acting as Black Widow. She just doesn't seem seductive/hardcore enough. And then because she's resident bitch on the Avengers she has to have the emotional/needs-to-be-saved role.
>>83312124
It's called being on data
This is why people like you can't live properly you're too weak.
I bet your taste in comics is also garbage
>>83307421
>yellow tongue
wtf lads
>>83312209
What colour did you think reality gem semen was?
>>83312173
>being poor
Scarlet Witch.
For reasons.
>>83312236
The fuck?
You call me edgy yet you're retarded your parents should have done you a favor and killed you before you came to this world
>>83306018
don't be so salty, Clint
>>83312172
>Her hair in Winter Soldier was pretty shit too.
Fuck you. Her hair in TWS was at it's best.
>>83312405
I agree, looks terrible in the avengers movies only tbqh
>>83311794
go take your anxiety pills, gramps
>>83312405
I'll give it to you, that's a great still of her on set, and has redeemed the cut for me to some degree.
In-action during the film though it really didn't look good to me.
I'm most definitely biased from Iron Man 2 where I think she was in top-form.
>>83312230
Mind-gem. You mean Mind-Gem. The Tesseract is on Asgard, far away from Wanda.
>>83312428
Agreed.
>>83312467
I'm most definitely biased from Iron Man 2 where I think she was in top-form.
That's understandable. Positive first impressions can have that effect.
Me personally, in regards to her hair, it's as follows:
TWS>CW>IM2> both Avengers movies
>>83307995
>being a slave to vice
You're the one with the slave morality. I'm all about real freedom.
>>83312718
And i'll use my freedom to cuddle with her.
>>83311794
How did you get past the manlet detector, Iron Ant-Man?
>>83310670
Kill yourself, pham.
Obviously Wanda. Natasha has spent the last couple of years shagging banner and then insulting him so he hulks out during sex.
>inb4 gif of hulk buttfucking her pussy
>>83301960
Actually she looks better without photoshop.
>>83312090
Bane?
>>83312995
>Nat will never make fun of your small penis during sex
>>83313305
Keep your fetishes to yourself dude
>>83313305
Leave, cuck.
>>83307304
>>83307317
>2002
I can't believe it's been that long
>>83314419
Good ol' days.
>>83312165
Delete this.
Wanda and Pietro did nothing at all aside from hugging.
>>83299818
On the one hand Wanda looks too much like Gyllensis for me to get very intense wood. On the other hand Nat is a monster without a working baby dispenser (on the OTHER other hand, you can nut and nut and nut in her and nothing is going to take unless magic is involved.)
>>83315203
She's a non-JUSTed version of her.
Wanda all day everyday
>>83299818
Waifu-bait OP girl.
>>83312256
I see 4 good reasons.
>>83312046
>Ultimate
Who isn't over there?
scarlet witch every time
>get an under the table telekinetic jerk off
>when you want sex but she doesn't she can just have to lay in the bath tub then make you hallucinate that you are having sex
>>83314993
It's a real scene they made, just for a different movie, (the recent Godzilla,) where they were husband and wife.
I'm pretty jeals that Taylor-Johnson got to make-out with her.
>>83320081
He's married and has a kid with a 50 year old.
>>83320126
>with a 50 year old
You have arrived at your destination: Cougar Town.
I hope he's happy. I'd be slammin' Olsen.
>>83320252
She's not even attractive, she's an old hag.
>I'd be slammin' Olsen.
Everyone would.
>>83313305
kek
>>83313305
....yes she would
>>83299818
Natasha
As a spy and not a lunatic, she'd be more comfortable and competent in a social situation. She'd be able to handle my mum pretty easily.
>>83320589
We are talking about MCU Wanda tho.
>>83299818
Who's older? I have some issues
>>83320589
Yeah, this psycho might kill you.
>>83313305
You don't need Nat for that.
>>83299818
Wanda or Helen Cho or Shannon
>>83319913
Hulk.
He just eats people.
>>83305924
Just because she can, doesn't mean she would.
>>83306382
MCU- Hill is an option
Marvel Comics - HELL NO
I haven't spoken to my mother in a decade.
>>83319980
I get the feeling her orgasms would be like that blast she did when Pietro died
>>83299818
>Left is an old hag trying to act like a teenage girl
>Right is an old hag that already passed 30
Can I just be a good boy and have a dinner with my mom in peace without these old hag, please?
>>83307475
They had people wanting they bang them since they were teens and have more money then any of us ever will. Take a guess how many drugs they've taken.
>>83312172
She looks better in Civil War then she did in TWS or AoU if only because of her outfits.
>>83306129
>you will never see MCU Wonder Man telling civilians "Stand back, everyone. Nothing here to see!"
>>83312467
muh fucking dick
Elizabeth Olson is completely overrated
>>83327759
Based.
>>83299818
As hot as Black Widow is, Scarlet Witch has me swooning.
So yeah, Scarlet Witch for me.
>>83299818
Scarjo has a hard core and tighter pussy
>>83304615
I don't know, but I think my captcha is trying to tell me something....
>>83307031
who is this semen demon
>>83329346
Cap.
>>83327759
>>83327866
Kill yourself pham.
>>83299818
Not the slut, that's for sure.
>>83304115
>Manvoice
She's just husky.
>>83299818
Between the 2 of them, I'd take widow home
Witch is too backwater(cant really think of a good word to describe her) for me
>>83332518
What?
>>83332921
I think he's trying to say Wanda is a brother fucker
>>83332984
no, she's the purest next to Cap
>>83333017
She's practically begging for her brother's dick in there tho.
>>83334019
No. Wanda is pure, PURE!
>>83334604
I liked the AoU coat, it sort of looked like a cape.Plus it would lets you see more thigh.
>>83334019
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
pietro maximoff is known to be THE most hung guy in sokovia, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like loki's scepter", with gargantual thickness that would rival thor and the hulk. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed wanda's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with pietro barely able to force it past the knob, and wanda moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on pietro's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>83334604
Slut.
>>83334643
>I liked the AoU coat
As do I. Though I'm not at all against what she wore in Civil War. I liked the simplicity of it. And the coat she had in it looked pretty cool, to me, at least.
>>83335309
Covered the legs too much tbqh.
>>83335444
Understandable, as she does have a delicious pair. But it helped make some of her movements and poses look more dashing/dynamic.
Think of it as a trade-off for all the leg we did get from her in most of her other scenes.
