Bob Edition
Previous thread >>83280682
>"New" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
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Season 2 is really lame
This is the blue gem.
This is the dead gem
Reminder.
What's all this deal with the Lapidot anons who are in love or some shit?
Look at this crystal gem.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be.
I want to fuck Lapis.
>>83286011
Don't ask
>>83285972
You mean lovely and very alive gem
Does anyone else get kind of a weird vibe from Bob? Call me crazy, but I have the strangest feeling that he isn't human
>>83286021
Blushmallet is overrated.
>>83286063
He's got a really nice ass though. Never gone gay before but this guy's converting me.
>>83286063
Pssh, next you'll say something crazy! Like Clark Kent is Superman!
Threadly reminder that Steven and Connie are OTP
>>83285979
If you want to remind people about canon lapidot, why don't you also post the hidden message from the same episode? The one about Lapis getting Peridot's limb enhancers from the bottom of the sea?
>>83286011
Don't know about that, but I'm in love with Lapidot.
>>83286072
Your life is overrated.
France ruined these threads
>>83286134
Whatever, dude, you watched the same episodes as the rest of us.
>>83286072
Their anatomy needs work but it's still good stuff.
>>83286072
suck a cock dumb cunt
>>83286128
Me too
>>83286072
Their heads look like beans.
This is the mom gem
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
What will Steven look like as an adult, assuming he'll be different from what we saw in Too Many Birthdays?
>>83286157
Its like giving a starving man food and expecting him to ration it. He just eats it all at once and is back to starving
>>83286011
Romance between anons on 4Chan? That never works out. Look at Frac and Save.
>it's a Pineapple Express staring Lapis, Jasper, and Peri parody episode
>>83286072
They're good with Lapis, Peridot and Amethyst
>>83286258
Stevonnie
cause he won't want Connie to age and as Stevonnie they can suspend that.
>>83286258
he won't live past the age of 16
Lets talk about Gem Harvesting! Do they shatter then use the pieces? Ground up into sheets? Just insert them into any tech they have?Does that mean there is a Vibrator with a Pearl as the head?
>>83286016
Got anymore?
Are we going to see their relationship develop slowly overtime, or are the writers going to fuck us over and not give it any focus?
>>83286333
>Implying the end of the show wont be steven seperating himself from his gem so he can live normally and grow old with connie
>>83286110
And don't ever stop reminding me.
>>83286403
And have his mother back cause that's always been the plan kukuku.
>>83286403
thats retarded
Rose Quartz is my WIFE and I LOVE her!
>>83286403
NO SHUT UP DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.
>>83286338
Gems store ridiculous amounts of energy inside themselves. The temple is probably powered by the energy siphoned out of corrupted gems. It's how Rose affords her holodeck, Pearl her giant ass fountains, and Garnet her lava baths.
>>83286424
Then why'd you kill her, Greg?
>>83286424
Hi Pearl
>>83286424
>Choosing literally the only girl in the whole show who is actually already married
>>83286389
They'll just show up as a married couple in the latter episodes without comment. Or as a fusion.
>>83286403
Fuck you.
Does there seem to be another Steven in the darkness?
>>83286489
>and DEAD
>and a little BOY
>>83286011
Lady of the Sea anon said goodbye for a while.
Rose wins best waifu and best gemexcluding Stevenby a longshot.
>>83286403
>separating himself from his gem
and instantly dying?
The only scenario I see Steven separating himself from his gem in is if Connie has just died of old age next to him and he wants to thank his mother for a life well lived.
>>83286525
I don't follow
>>83286389
They did pretty well with the core trio, I have faith in them. Although how they deal with Jasper's going to be the most interesting part, especially with Lapis confronting her. I can see things getting violent.
>>83286489
>implying getting knocked up means she was married
>>83286548
Indeed
Feels bad man, seeing them happy filled me with hope
>>83286538
Does that mean greg is technically married to steven?
>>83286554
Also, FUCK the Crewniverse if they pull a Chrno Crusade ending.
Will Peridot gain an affinity for wearing clothes?
>>83286389
Since they've been shuffled off to the barn the most we can hope for is sudden increments during the one episode out of 10 that actually has either of them in it.
So, sadly, we'll never get an episode of The Odd Gems when Peridot is the neurotic Felix Unger to Lapis Lazuli's moody Oscar Madison. They drive each other crazy, but at the end of the day they still sit together atop the grain silo and watch the sun set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrfHj3j398
>>83286489
>married
>>83285956
I don't like the blue gem.
>>83286554
or he uses some kind of gem magic macguffin bullshit to do it
>>83286504
As funny as this kind of thing would be, if we don't get any sort of flashback on how they started to peacefully live together then it will genuinely be bad writing.
Though I'm convinced the next time we'll see them is not in the barn, but rather in the shop buying groceries or hanging around Beach City.
Do gems have strong legs?
>>83286568
>>83286602
greg refers to her as his wife
Do you think steven universe is going to have a satisfying ending? Or will they back out of their consequences like gravity falls did?
>>83286580
Yes, have you never read or watched Lolita?
>>83286403
>>83286631
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>83286657
So does >>83286424
>>83286577
It's okay, anon. He'll be back soon enough. If not, he'll always be in my heart. Thanks for caring, I love that you care and I love you too though.
>>83286658
There was nothing wrong with the ending to gravity falls. Prove me wrong.
You can't as a protip
>>83286553
That's cute
>>83286555
A lyric in "Kawaita Sakebi".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNWXXLGMcls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biss2zPaRdw
>>83286650
Sure do.
Greg is my HUSBAND and I LOVE him!
>>83286628
Didn't Lapis ask Peridot if she was fine and then blushed? That's more development than Korrasami got. Not that I'm complaining.
>>83286692
I'm sorry Anon. At least he'll be back soon, surely he will for new episodes.
>>83286702
>b-but Pearl is so perfect BECAUSE she is so imperfect
t. average pearlfag
What id Greg was black?
>>83286657
You're thinking of Alexandrite.
>>83286700
>making a sacrifice meaningless is totally cool
>>83286021
I WANT TO FUCK PEARL
>>83286741
We love people for their flaws, anon-kun.
>>83285913
Garnet and Pearl switch personalities
What happens?
>>83286692
>Lapidot fusions
So, it begins...
>>83286719
I hope your the bread winner.
>>83286628
>but rather in the shop buying groceries or hanging around Beach City.
Why don't shows do that? Have side characters be in the background sometimes just living their lives? No focus on it, no calling attention to it, just Peridot and Lapis in the background swimming in the ocean or ordering snow cones or looking at puppies through a pet store window. Have them sitting on a park bench with Nanefua or heading to a rave with Sour Cream.
It would make the world feel so much more alive.
>>83286748
Rose cured him.
>>83286719
I see.
>>83286692
I'm sorry if I had anything to do with this. I was shipping you. I wasn't the one who made the proxy email for you, though. Maybe that could be fun. Lady of the Sea anon actually took that offer. They're interested.
>>83286658
adventure time at every turn was just a dissappointment. Favorite thing about tje show is I know they will actually deliver, and not just have Finn stand in the background smiling while another human was in the room
with him.
>>83286589
I hope so
>>83286650
Have you seen them jumping around? They could crush melons with their thighs
>>83286658
I have faith in sucrose
hope you see it..
>>83286657
When?
>>83286718
Would a fusion of Garnet+ pearl+amy+peridot+lapis+steven win against Yellow Diamond?
>>83286718
She does seem like she has strong legs.
Probably lvl7-8
>>83286851
maybe.
but then Greg's murdercock will finish the job.
>>83286658
At this point I honestly don't know, but I think the writers have enough tact to understand why something like Rose coming back would make for a horrible ending.
>Imagine the kindergarten quartz's being so desensitized to the pearls suffering they start making little games out of how scared they can get the Pearls before they slowly poof them.
>some of the Pearls frantically plead not to be harmed which is only funnier to the kindergarten quartz's
>peridots never get used to the sounds that come from the Pearl kindergarten and have to be rotated in and out of the Pearl kindergarten to keep the peridots from becoming too distressed to work.
>>83286741
Is there anything wrong with that
>>83286748
Here's an example of that what if
>>83286821
So, do you wanna talk about why you want to kill yourself
>>83286851
Depends on what Yellow Diamond is capable of.
If she can destabilize fusions like those homeworld stun prods then they're fucked.
>>83286733
It's okay, anon. I'll cope by making people's days a little golder.
>>83286806
Wait, they did? Did they send to this email? And also, don't blame yourself. You cared about us, that's all I want and more.
>>83286806
whoever took the offer was not Lady of the Sea anon, they explicitly said everything was getting to be too much.
>>83286721
The end blushy scene is very open to interpretation. I've seen some people dismiss it as shipping bait, whether that's a good or a bad thing for that person. But there's lots of ways of seeing it. It could be an embarrassed blush, or a trying-to-hide-a-smile blush. The latter would make sense with the puffy cheeks.
The way I see it personally is that Lapis feels a bit overwhelmed by the idea that someone other than Steven could actually care about her enough to give a huge, genuine smile after she simply asks if they're alright. On top of that, it refers back to the beginning where Lapis said 'i cant stand to look at her everyday' but now, Lapis has been shown Peridot in a different light.
Wait. That's it. That's it! I'm a genius! Lapis was shown Peridot in a new light, fucking literally, the light changes in that scene! FUCKING SUGAR
>>83286885
What the fuck.
>>83286756
ME TO DOWN TO DP?>>83286756
Steven is my SON and I LOVE him.
>>83286898
Yes, they did. They replied to a Peridot anon saying they did. Maybe that was the other Peridot anon? It was the one who sends them poetry back.
>>83286922
*wife's son
>>83286905
I don't know, I think he said in a post that he would accept the offer or something.
Might have been someone else, I don't really know.
>>83286922
Don't ever talk to me or my son again.
>>83286885
You are deluded, that's what is wrong with that.
>>83286769
Garnet and Pearl switch personalities.
>>83286945
>>83286917
YES, MORE PEARL
>>83286826
damn...
>Steven, Connie and Peridot fuse
>Steven bails out, leaving Connie and Peridot fused
>This happens
What do?
>>83286851
No only the power of Steven's friendship or Greg's murdercock can defeat YD.
>>83286843
Woof saved
>>83286851
Of fucking course, they could flick her and she'd shatter
LION AROUNDI don't know if I can do this anymore. It just feels so pointless and empty, since I'm not even the original and there are so many people doing it now. Why bother?
>>83286773
>>83286553
>>83286945
I'm not married to Rose.
>>83286992
So maybe stop?
![6736f07bd9f1991d9213550df5aca145-d9mughj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJDEEfY.png "6736f07bd9f1991d9213550df5aca145-d9mughj[1].png")
>>83286769
Pearl becomes godlike because now she has no shit-tier personality to hold her back.
TERRIFYING
RENEGADE
PEARL
Post the Green gem
>>83285943
I agree with you desu
>>83286992You might is well just kill yourself along with everyone who posts dumb worthless shit in shitty generals.
>>83286992
Easy, don't bother.
>>83286886
I'm a lazy failure who only derives pleasure from talking about a cartoon and talking about and doing drugs
>>83287020
where's this pic from ?
>>83286909
>>83286985
Crying obviously
Post your favorite fake leaks.
>>83286992
If you feel like that, you should stop.
Someone will probably take your place and you will be able to rest.
>>83286909
Bravo Sucrose
r
a
v
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>>83286992
>not even the original
Why do you care then?
>>83286976
FUCK YEAH SPIT ROAST THAT BIRD
>>83286992
Do whatever, man. If you feel dissatisified, maybe try something else? If you want to talk I'm here. Follow what feels right.
>>83286975
>implying Rose ever loved Pearl
hahahhaahhah
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>83287030
Mmmh, right.
Well, if you really want to, I can't stop you, everyone should have the right to take their own life.
>>83286909
LIKE POETRY
>>83286992
Good, let the existential angst drive you to suicide.
>Toonami will never air Martha Speaks
>>83287040
this guy
http://pigeon666.tumblr.com/
desu pearl isn't this cute
>>83287030
So should I kill myself too?
Really the answer is yes. But I don't because I'm not a tripfag who depends on validation from other strangers who watch speciel snowflake alien cartoons.
>>83286826
They are not an hero
>>83286851
>>83286894
>superfusion barrelling down on YD
>smashing through walls, ships, entire batallions
>YD blocks the first punch and then casually backhands the superfusion
>they instantly destabilize and go flying everywhere
Rebel scum don't understand there's a reason why she's a Diamond. But they will.
They all will.
>>83287103
>>83287030
>>83287115
>not knowing what required means
>>83286775
Why must bread be won, it's cheap as fuck to make. What the fuck is this idiom.
>>83287186
Too bad the show won't have the balls to kill off the heroes in the final fight.
>>83287147
>dat Black Pearl fanart
Dayum
>>83287020
>shoes
Into the trash it goes.
>>83286548
>>83286577
>>83286692
>>83286806
>>83286898
you all need to fucking stop, this is the cancerous garbage that turned Frozen General into a shit heap. Take it to /trash/ or /u/maybe not actually /u/ their SU threads are pretty goodor somewhere else just not here dammit.
>>83287161
WRONG
>>83287223
It wasn't always that way anon.
People were lucky if they didn't starve to death 300-400 years ago.
>>83287259
Atleast when you kill yourself you we won't have to hear your shitty opinions anymore.
>>83287242
the pajama feeties are dumb
I like the idea of integrated soles
>>83286821
>They could crush melons with their thighs
Art of Garnet crushing a Watermelon Steven between her thighs when?
>>83287165
It's not about validation it's about not doing anything (or wanting to do anything) with my life because this is all I enjoy
>>83286127
Oh come on. There's wishful thinking and then there's this. I will give you that that would make sense because a) foreshadowing and b) that would mirror what happened to Steven and Connie in Bubble Buddies, but that just means it's likely going to be amethyst who retrieves them. Since, you know, there's already a precedence for Amethyst and Peridot's relationship mirroring Connie and Steven's.
>>83287270
And now they're lucky if they don't OD.
>>83286650
EYE is a shitty game to be honest
>>83287244
It'll die down soon enough. Lots-anon is gone and we are just reminiscing, then we can return to our regularly scheduled shitposting.
>>83287287
>pajama feeties are dumb
Exactly, which is why they are perfect for Peridot.
>>83287300
Still why kill yourself, if you enjoy anything at all? It seems like an ego thing to me that you're ashamed of what you like to the point where you'd be driven to suicide, as opposed to actually fucking your life up in some way or suffering from some kind of crippling mental illness.
>>83286258
chrischan
>>83287344
Because he can't see her toes obviously, now what will he masturbate to?
>>83286127
>>83286127
The one with heavy Jaspis teasing? Too risky. Imagine Lapidot NOT being canon.
in "secret team" pearl says "im watching how the shards are reacting to roses bubble" Since they are setting up centipede to be a corrupted gem that gets cured and steven was the one to bubble it - is it the bubbles that will be what cures the gems.
>>83287244
It's only going to get worse from here
>>83287105
perisink anon is such a cutie, I love him.
>>83287365
>>83286258
>>83286992
Why the hell has /sug/ become such a suicidal general lately?
>>83286258
>>83287306
>b) that would mirror what happened to Steven and Connie in Bubble Buddies
Remind me, please?
>>83287454
It comes and goes
>>83287020
>shiny gold for the yellow accents
>integrated shoes so you could take her seriously
>leotard seperate from the leggings
>facets on the gem so you can't just see through to her forehead
If for some god-forsaken reason Hollywood wanted to make a live-action SU movie this what Peridot should look like
>>83287454
Lately? You'll always have suicidal fags in /co/ generals. It comes with the territory.
>>83287454
>implying /sug/ was ever good
>>83286992
Become god, keep the memes coming until you reach divinity.
>>83287288
Yes please.
>>83285979Paulette? Ha! Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy.
>>83287458
Steven's shirt looks like the Chinese flag. Are the CGs secretly commies?
Who's his husband?
>>83286992
I kept doing what's with all the niggers in the unsounded threads for nearly 7 months after the original guy got perma banned for it, man up you little bitch.
>>83286884
What the fuck is wrong with you and why would you put a peridot through that type of work load?
>>83286909
It seems you cracked the code anon. Now hopefully all Lapidot shippers could finally learn how to take a breakOh who am I kidding
>>83287532
Peedee
>>83287348
Because it's turned me into a NEET and my parents aren't the type to allow for a basement dweller
>>83287463
The bracelet. The bracelet Connie lost. The bracelet Connie lost and Steven wanted to give her back. The bracelet Connie lost and Steven wanted to give her, while they were trapped in the bubble, on the bottom o the ocean. Bracelet, on the bottom of the ocean, Steven giving it to Connie.
That bracelet.
>>83287503
I didn't say so. Btw, we used to have more drawfags in the past
>>83286992
There will always be others anon. Take a breath of fresh air, and move on with your life.
>>83287551
Because suffering is cute.
>>83287518
I've got news for you m8.
Do gems feel pain?
>>83287244
>check out /u/ thread
>literally half the thread is hidden because it's mostly just tripfags I've filtered from here posting
>>83287592
It sure is.
Pearls from beginning to end were meant for suffering.
>>83287595
Great Vietnam looks like his regular shirt as well! The CGs are dern commies.
Y'all niggas depressive as fuck
>>83287318
You're shitty.
>>83287559
i hate you. all you do is attention whore, youve been doing it for days. just fucking do it, kill yourself. its not like you will be missed at all, by anyone, in fact the world will be a brighter place with your pathetic greasy face 6ft under. im serious kill yourself faggot.
>>83287518
Love this
>>83286992
It always gets a smile out of me.
>>83287666
Glad I could make you feel a bit better for a short timespan.
>>83287650
Well, yeah. And?
>>83287659
Anon, no!
>>83287628
Not just Pearl. Peridot being bullied, Lapis being trapped either metaphorically or literally for thousands of years, Amethyst being a terrible person. The only one who doesn't suffer is Garnett, because she the best gem.
>>83287532
Opal.
>>83287686
Dont do that
>>83287555
Who?
>>83287518
They always remind me of ISIS.
>Blow up ancient holy sites
>hijack spaceships to crash them
>mistreat prisoners
>train little brown children to fight in wars they can not possible win, or even understand
>recruit asocial, Homeworld losers to make threatening video messages.
>weird obsession with preserving wildlife
>>83287659
As I've said the means of my suicide arrive on Tuesday
>>83286258
A wall of a man.
>>83287715
Frybo
>>83287692
Garnets an interacial lesbian couple. Nothing bad is allowed to happen to them.
>>83287650
Shit man, don't look at me.
I may be depressed but I don't try to take my depression here too.
Keyword: try
>>83287717
>weird obsession with preserving wildlife
Really? I cant imagine Isis giving a shit about.. What lives in their shithole? Goats and camels?
>>83287717
>singing a cappella songs to glorify their actions in battle
>>83286258
8 feet tall, massive head of hair...
>>83287692
>why aren't there more homeworld Pearl/kindergarten fan fics?
>why are there no conflicted peridots granting defective pearls a way out of being burnt and recycled?
>no scenes with a single Pearl being tormented by a group of Jaspers for fun until she poofs.
Why live?
>>83287743
It's true
>>83286258
This.
>>83287721
If you don't end up killing yourself will you still keep using that name?
>>83287713
I'm trying to. I'll try for you.
>>83287777
>that get
G'day, /sug/. I trust you are keeping active and out of doors?
>>83287608
I had to unfilter him because I wanted the art. Some people should only just dump images.
>>83287777
>no scenes with a single Pearl being raped by a group of Jaspers for fun until she poofs.
FTFY
>>83287765
https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/syria/2015-04-15/caliphate-law
>For example, a recent announcement from Deir ez-Zor in Syria prohibits fishermen from using electrical current, poison, or dynamite to kill fish, out of concern that such methods cause congenital defects in minnows and are also detrimental to the health of human consumers.
>>83287820
Define "active" and "out of doors"
>>83287820
No, you mung, it's far too hot and humid to go outside and will be for months.
>>83287820
How does one get stuck in a door.
>>83287832
Thats not really wildlife preservation so much as "dont ruin the food you fucking idiots"
>>83287820
I've actually been doing the opposite all day, and I feel like shit.
How would you feel if the final scene isGarnet coming out of a future vision meeting Greg for the first time?
>>83287849
it means
>>>/out/
>>83287784
If he has a grown up arc or episode, I could totally see Sucrose and her gang of libtards make Steven a feminist nu male.
>>83287898
I literally could not handle that.
>>83287787
No THAT would be attention whoring
But I will still use A name, maybe just Pearlfag
>>83287777Did you think this was going to be a sadistic lewd imageWell too bad it's just LapisPervert, you should just kill yourself. Your tastes are an abomination of nature. Nobody likes you, not even Steven
>>83287828
Gems are not for sexual they are for torment and watching them wince when you make too quick a hand movement near them.
>>83287898
>>83287902
Then no.
I try to avoid going out if possible.
>>83287898
Totally a cop out, yet completely plausible.
>>83286898
Hey, Opulence Anon again. I can confirm that I have received emails from both Lady of the Sea and Lady of the Limbs. We are establishing boundaries and contacts as we speak, though this is quite obviously going to take time. As for the continuation of these posts regarding said loveposting, I'll be stopping my involving on 4chan past this point. Still posting here, of course, because /sug/ is fucking incredible, but we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled shitposting shortly.
>>83287898
I'd burst out laughing and watch /sug/ burn in purest delight
