I have an equation:
V x W=<3
>>83221580
Why does V × W equal less than 3?
>>83221677
wanda's cock inside vision's pussy equals hearts you fucking retarded idiot poopface retard dummy stupid idiot momfucking faggotmouthed sharkbutt garbage moron impotent failed abortion cactus prick.
>>83221580
>Vision has, on more than one occasion, phased into Scarlet Witch's room unannounced
He's just keeping an eye on his waifu. He's certainly not watching her sleep or anything. He sure as hell didn't take her socks or anything.
Work times volume is less than 3?
3 what? Use units, asshole.
Definitely did result in less than three because their two kids weren't real.
>>83221862
Jm^3
>>83221842
Maybe I'm naive, but I assumed that he just went through walls freaking people out unintentionally. Not necessarily Wanda's room. Vision is too polite for that. He can also access the webcam with his mind.
He did look weird as fuck the frame before Hawkeye showed up. All standing still like the floating lamp that he is. Maybe he waswaiting on wanda to pull his chain and turn him on.
>>83221580
Vision plus Warmachine equals friendly fire?
>>83222019
>friendly
>>83221862
You can use dimentional analysis to figure that out pretty easily.
>>83221677
Because there's only two of them
:3
Why doesn't he ask Tony for love advice?
>>83221842
That'd be hard to resist.
>>83221842
Get off the internet, Vis.
>>83222116
Why Tony?
>>83222194
Daddy.
>>83222236
NO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TUMBLR SHIT
WE DONT NEED FUCKS LIKE YOU POSTING MOMMY AND DADDY FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
>>83222236
Well, he'd only fuck it up, though. Tony's never been in love.
>inb4 pepper
He wrote a female AI just to replace her. Heck, you'd probably end up with Jocasta or something.Voiced by James Spader.
>>83221580
Vision and Wanda buddy movie when?
>>83222101
Okay you got me there.
>>83221677
Because the last time they had children, Wanda went crazy.
>>83222293
Someone asked the Russos about that and they answered Avengers: Infinity War.
>>83222019
WM soundwaved his waifu.
Of course he was out for blood.
>>83221787
Rude, they deserve love.
>>83221580
That autistic robot better take good care of her.
If its happens in the movies i hope they don't handle it all melodramatic and stuff.
>>83223003
It WILL happen.
>>83223036
Vision how did you get past the captcha my robot?
>>83221580
I have another.
W/V=r20+r14
J + J + J = h^8 SM
>>83223003
I doubt as much of that shit will happen. Wanda's development seems to be more towards the opposite of a mental breakdown. The world is always bringing her down. But When you got guys like Hawkeye and especially Steve to have your back, I just don't see it happening as much. I want the MCU to make her stable. I want her to realize her potential and become as awesome as she can be. I want her smile to always remain.And I want Bendis to have a fucking stroke and die from it.
>>83222322
>>83222276
fuck me, daddy anon
>>83223003
>>83223036
IMO an AI discovering love and feeling it towards a human being is enough of a drama without "I LOVE HIM. NO, I LOVE HIM NOW! NO I LOVE THE ORIGINAL GUY AGAIN!" non-stop like the comics did.
Though imagine if they did the scene where Wanda goes evil and forces a BJ, but it i on Vision now, and Tony is like "Wait a minute, Vision did you actually grow a dick specifically so that the evil witch could rape you?" with Vision replying "Mr. Stark, please be quiet with your revelations, or at least keep them to yourself until she is done..."
>>83223165
Vision pls, i'm sure you have a lot of things to do rather than getting to learn how to use paint to do those pics.
>>83223036
She's almost biting her lip.
>>83223333
You can see how much she wants him tohug__her hard all night.
>>83223242
let the poor robot alone, he just wants to post about his waifu.
who are we to deny him such mundane fun
(') < c==3
>>83223228
Wait what?
Wanda forcing Vision to give her a blowjob?Continue.
>>83221842
Are you implying he sneaks into her room and smells her socks?
Obviously he does this for a logical reason, the same reason we would smell Wanda's socks.
>>83224146
To ensure the slav has proper hygiene?
>>83221580
"Humans are odd, they think that order and chaos are opposites."
>>83222116
I think he will ask his bro Thor.
Notice that Wanda and Thor he connects with them both.
>>83221580
Is it love?
>>83222481
Wanda has a guitar she doesn't even like dubstep, Rhodey.
I have an equation too:
B=DJ
>>83222293
>Wanda traveling with Vision
>Vision being autistic
>Featuring Clint spying on them
>>83224688
>Wanda teaching Vision to cook
>>83224238"Whereas the truth is they belong together."
Is she turned on by artificial men?
Why did they waste Crossbones in this movie?
>>83224931
What a qt angel.
>>83225039
Grillo said he isn't done with him yet, despite his tragic passing
>>83221580
Do you think Bettany is good as Vision, /co/? I remember when Vin Diesel was considered to play him at some point.
>>83225039
Because there wasn't much point to keeping him? Gotta make room for the heavy hitters. They didn't kill off Batroc (as far as we know), but he'll probably never show up again.
>>83225041
I know.
>>83225182
Bettany himself looks autistic, so he's perfect.
>>83221580
Why theshape shifting robot choses to have a receding hairline and perpetualy sad eyebrows?
>>83223165
The Russo's say she is on a growth arc. Judging by their approach to Civil War they prefer to explore characters rather than demolish or demonize them.
Steve, Clint, (and Stephen) will all look out for her, and she's getting stronger as she starts to believe in herself. These friendships she forms enable her to grow as a person, and become her own woman. The more she understands her powers, the more she understands herself.
MCU Wanda has the potential to fulfill the promise and huge potential that was wrecked and pissed away by Byrne and Bendis.
>>83224897
It's because you have the same brain patterns you dumb bumblefuck.
>>83225357
>(and Stephen)
Do we really know that for sure? I'm not against it, mind you. Anything to get more Wanda is great. But has it been even remotely implied to be coming for the MCU?
>>83225546
Theres something off about her in that pic.
Don't know if it's the eyeshadow or something.
>>83225685
Seems fine to me. Though it is heavily shopped. That much is apparent.
>>83221787
delete this pls
Wanda is not for sexual
>>83225546
> Vision's foreshadowing line about order and chaos. So it's not order and order; not the same power.
> Joe Russo saying she has the potential to save the universe; you need a heck of alot more than telekinesis to do that.
Hard to see how her power can grow much further at all without learning brand new skills. Chaos Magic is pretty much the only thing that Thanos won't have to job to.
> Thor: Ragnarok villains pretty much named yet heavy secrecy surrounds Strange's antagonist(s).
> Olsen referring to "Chiwetel and Tilda" in podcast.
> Strange is only pre-IW movie she could really be connected to.
>>83226237
Maybe a post-credits scene?
I mean, they have to give some background on what Team Cap will be doing during these 2 years.
Doubt they are all going to sit on their asses eating pizza and watching TV on Wakanda.
>>83226091
Wanda is very much for sexual. With her powers she can do some mind shit and get you off from across the room while projecting images into your head
>>83226364
She only did that once.
>>83225685
She has such a pretty smile.
Shame Wanda is mostly depressed.
>>83226389
Note that mind control or projection is misty/gassy energy (tk is angular and electrical looking) whereas when she "I am your density-ed" Vision it was bright intense concentration of energy between her hands.
>>83226237
> Olsen referring to "Chiwetel and Tilda" in podcast.
What podcast?
I've got a better one.
3x2(9YZ)4A
>>83226612
Tho cooking scene between her and Vision was really nice though.
>>83223333
Quads confirms Wanda wants that hot robo-dick
>>83221580
Wouldn't "V + W=<3" make more sense?
>>83223036
>YOU JUST KNOW
>>83227827
One from a month ago, I think.
>>83230824
Well, I can't imagine Wanda having a big part in the movie seeing how it's Strange's origin story. And because if she did, we'd probably have heard about it similar to Spidey being in CW. So maybe after credits scene?
>>83230939
There's been no sight of Olsen on the Dr. Strange set, so at most it would be a post-credits scene.
>>83221580
fag
>>83230477
No need for quads.
>>83233764
>dat scene
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!
>>83234731
All the flirting between them was adorable.
>>83235143
>flirting
>from the autist
He was dropping his spaghetti man. She gonna get NAZIED instead
>>83235192
No, both her and Cap are pure.
>>83235246
>Cap
>pure
You really think he didn't stick it to them USO girls?
>>83235246
Plus, he wouldn't sleep with her any ways since she's a gypsy and he's Hailing Hydra these days.
>>83235363
I don't. At the time, he had eyes only for his best gal. That time the Dormer Cornered him doesn't count.
>>83235246
Even though I'll never get to be with her, I'd be totally content if she and Evans got together.Partially homo..
>>83235601
Apparently she's banging some rich insurance dude from the UK who's married
>>83235579
>he wouldn't sleep with her any ways since she's a gypsy
Wanda isn't gypsy scum in the MCU
>>83235628
That's one of the twins who's married to some rich english dude.
>>83235628
Where does this come from?
>>83235664
No, some other rich English dude
>>83235672
/tv/ and their weird, but oddly entertaining, and freakishly right, obsession with the gossip pages. I'll dig it up
>>83235700
>>>/tv/69903304
>>83235700
I thought she was with Hiddleston.
I've got one. OP + Post = cancer.
>>83235728
>Last thread we learned that RDJ is an old hen, Jackie Chan is the gang-lord of China, Chris Evans is a bisexual cokefiend who stole 25 samsung phones and can't stop farting, and Tom Hardy still does gay camshows.
Honestly, i'm not sure to trust any of that.
They also said that Evans hits heavy on the coke, and there's no way he would even achieve Cap physique like that.
>>83235728
that /tv/ link's dead. anon.
>>83235753
Ever since AoU filming began gossip sites said she's dating Hiddleston, Evans and Renner.
If they managed to take a picture of you asking her an autograph alone outside of the studio where they film the movies, they would probably start saying that you are dating her.
>>83235753
>I thought she was with Hiddleston.
She's starring in a movie with him where she plays his wife. Haven't heard of her being in a relationship with him before.
>>83235811
That movie came out months ago, I think.
>>83221580
V x W= jail
>>83236056
This.
The robot is underage for fucks sake.
>>83221580
Fuck off, Vision.
Your paprikash was SHIT
S H I T !
>>83236090
W-Wanda pls forgive me...
>>83235769
Archive negro
>>83236104
LOL!
>>83236224
I'm not getting dick. Could you give me something else to go on? the post number isn't giving me anything.
>>83236338
The post says
>240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
>This actress from an acting family that may or may not act any longer is hooking up with a married Lloyds Of London director. Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate)
NOT SO FAST, RIDDLER
>>83236301
Back to the Future quote takes on whole new meaning.
"I am your density!"
>>83234731
> Wanda had a guitar in her room.
>>83236474
Everyone needs hobbies.
>>83236797
wat
>>83222322
>>83235765
To be fair, it did turn out that Jackie Chan was into dodgy shit with the Panama papers. And big guy is gay as shit, everyone knew that
>>83236954
What's the Panama papers?
I read Emma Watson was also in that shit.
>>83221677
W=2
V=1
>>83236976
Offshore bank accounts to avoid paying taxes
>>83226091
Can you go back to cartoons/anime already with this shitty meme.
>>83237002
>a movie still is a meme
wut
>>83230939
> Depends if the Big Bad possessing Mads' sorcerer is Big C.
> Depends if the Ancient One's "cover-up" which allegedly causes the breakaway sect, is the infamous fibs about Chaos Magic.
> Depends if you can really seriously believe Wanda would sit in Wakanda for 2 years and then no-show in the BP movie (because she would not fit into that movie at all).
Alot of it depends on the villain; Chthon would mean post-credit scene plus likely allusions and hints. Any other villain would mean none of the above.
The hierarchy for understanding Wanda's powers in the 616 MU is I think something like this:
1. Chthon (duh)
2. Agatha Harkness (knows her shit)
3. Wanda (seld-taught)
4. Hank Pym (did that weird test)
5. Doctor Strange
>>83221996
I thought that was his way of sleeping/recharging
>>83236978
>2x1=3
>>83237373
2x1 = less than 3
>>83224897
This is why she decided to revive Clint, because now he's made of magic stuff or something, like her sons.
That's some messy stuff. Wanda sure is special.
Im joking, obviously.
>>83237032
Are you retarded or just pretending?
>le delete this
>muh pure waifu not for sexual
I bet you're even a CUTE poster.
>>>/a/
>>83226612
Hopefully we will see her smile more. I think the point is she is coming out of her shell and becoming a new person. She needs cuddles and warm larks.
>>83230939
If she is in a scene it will be very short so could easily be filmed without it leaking. They did a good job of hiding Falcon in Antman.
>>83237422
>getting mad at people for waifufagging
Holy shit are you on the wrong site m8
>>83237429
Shame Vision's not there.
>>83237492
There's waifufagging and then there's literally the worst meme related to waifufagging: "DON'T SEXUALIZE THAT CHARACTER THAT I OBVIOUSLY SEXUALIZE MYSELF, EXCEPT IN AN AUTISTIC WAY".
It was never funny, it's still not funny now. There's no point to that shit.
Also
>muh hugbox
If you're a fag I'll call you a fag, you telling me "well there's a lot of fags here" doesn't change much.
>>83237570
Wow that was so rude.
>>83237570
>calling out other people for being autistic
>while acting autistic
wew
>>83236358
Sh.. shut up. Lizzie is pure, PURE!
>>83237600
They are from gossip sites, they live from clickbait.
If they had any actual proof, they would post it.
>>83221580
>zero mentioning of pietro by wanda
One little thing I don't like about CW 2bh.
>>83237943
Wonder if the bluray will have deleted scenes.
>>83237943
I can't imagine how it'd have come up. Unless she's still all PTSDed cause her brother died.
She had a picture of some kid in her room, maybe that's meant to be him
>>83237943
I think she didn't say anything is because she's trying to move on. Last time she moped about dead relatives, she almost let a robot blow up the world.
>>83238320
Yeah, if you mentioned that she would either blast you into a wall, or end up a sobbing mess
>>83238377
Clint indirectly referenced him. It's what he meant by "I owe a debt".
>>83221842
>socks
>not panties
Step up, Vision
>>83239189
>panties
She doesn't wear any. What the fuck else is he supposed to do?
>>83239213
>she doesn't wear any
Source?
If so, then Vision is the reverse pervert - he sneaks into her room and leaves her new panties instead.
>>83239230
Actually Wanda canon doesn't wear any. Blame Perez' fetishes for that one
>>83239253
So in this scene she was giving a show to everyone who entered the room?
>>83239282
Probably. She's a slav, I'm pretty certain all of the Avengers have seen her naked more than once
>>83239282
Only if she was facing the door. Or Vision decided to come in through the wall the tv was at.
>/co/ waifufagging over Elizabeth Olsen
I cant ever really get over how she was one of the reasons Godzilla 2014 sucked, so shes a mixed bag for me
>>83239367
She co-wrote Godzilla 2014? Interesting.
>>83239367
But it wasn't particularly her fault, it's just the focus on humans was pointless.
They applied the Transformers formula to it and that's not what anyone wants.
>>83239383
I dunno man, I've always been of the less is more approach with Godzilla. The human parts were shitty, outside of Watanabe and his assistant, but I dug everything else. Even the part where Godzilla gets people's elbowed by the MUTO
>>83239412
My problem wasn't so much the human plot. There's always a human plot in a Godzilla movie. The Human plot may have been bigger than what it needed to be, but that came second to what I didn't like about the movie. My main problem was that it simply focused too much on the MUTOs. It was like Cloverfield (without the amateur camera shite), guest starring Godzilla.
>>83239367
Problem was killing Hal. It shouldve been him having a hate love relationship with godzilla for killing his family , but I guess they wanted someone to shoot things.
>>83239503
But Godzilla didn't kill his family, the MUTOs did
>>83239367
She's 2qt4me
>>83224454
>''Wanda, you have to rape the Vision.''
>>83221580
Oh, you can walk through walls?
Well...so can I.
>>83239738
You're not the only one, anon.
Old news, I'm sure. I'm sure she's reading off of cue-cards and shit, but she's too adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7bZOJV3v8
>>83239812
This some Mxyzptlk tier shit
>>83239812
wat
>>83240038
If you just want to see her, you can search that video compilation of the videos she uploaded to Facebook of herself singing back when she still had social media.
Welp, heading to bed.
Have a good night Wandafags.
>>83240222
Sweet dreams of Wanda or Lizzie, anon.
>>83240099
Nothings turning up so far. But I will continue the search later.
>>83240262
I think the video is called ''Favourite Elizabeth Olsen moments'' something like that.
>>83222175
>> here come dat Don Cheadle
Oh shit kill yourself
>>83238717
what's wrong with his nose does he have the nose-aids? gigantism?
>>83240471
His nose has always been fucking gigantic.
And now you'll never stop seeing that, like Chris Hemsworth's giraffe neck.
>>83240475
can he atleast act? i'm guessing no since it's a superhero show/movie
>>83240491
Who, Renner or Chris?
>>83240497
big giant fucking nose guy
>>83240512
Well, he has had a long career, and he's now a permanent stay in Mission Impossible movies, so probably.
Not the best, but not bad either.
He really fits the ''cocky asshole'' type that Hawkeye is.
>>83240491
>i'm guessing no since it's a superhero show/movie
Where have you been for the last few decades?
>tfw no qt slav goth gf to cuddle with
Do I have a heart of stone? I don't get this ship at all.
>pic related the better ship
>>83240844
>that time they had a kid in the cartoon
Poor Bucky got cucked
>>83239503
Yeah, even Cranston said it was a mistake to kill him. He never even saw Godzilla.
>>83240491
>can he atleast act?
He's an academy award winning actor, so yes.
>>83235636
Yeah she is
>>83241093
Nominated. He hasn't won any
>>83241098
No, she isn't. She's a slav. In what way does she look like gypsy scum?
>>83239812
>>83240058
Ain't that Dr. Sivana?
>>83241110
>Nominated
I stand corrected. Still, I think my point remains valid.
>>83240099
>when she still had social media.
Why doesn't she has now? Something happened?
>>83241151
Anyone can be nominated for an Oscar nowadays, Jennifer Lawrence does all the time and she's shit.
>>83241122
implying there aren't gypsy slavs
>>83241156
She drops spaghetti IRL. So she deleted her social media accounts
>>83241183
Gypsy scum are everywhere. But it was pretty obvious she isn't such in the MCU.
>>83223155
underrated
>>83236976
Emma was very naughty.
>>83240099
That is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.
>>83239367
She had little to do in that movie. I thought she was good, she kind of grounded her character in reality with what she had.
>>83239353
Wanda biting her nails.
Her room is nice but you can sort of see how new everything is because her old life is totally gone.
>>83239353
In the comics didn't Steve discover she had a pile of unopened hate mail?
The fear of her is obviously inspired by the situation in the comics with the mutant hate.
>>83242468
>how new everything is because her old life is totally gone.
That, and I suspect modern contemporary is the only kind of furnishings Tony buys. No rustic antiques on his property!
>>83239353
> Globe...which she looks at and realizes she has no country and feels sad.
>>83240099
Youtube has it I think.
>>83240038
I don't get it. She's really not that cute.
>>83242725
>opinions
That's fine, anon. One man's waifu is another man's "eh, she's so-so".
>>83238717
>>83238377
This. It's not something her team-mates and friends would mention because it would upset you.
When she dwelled on her parents death it made her become closed off and so absorbed in her own grief that it blinded her.
"Hey, guys, remember Wanda's brother Pietro, who died"...then Wanda starts crying.
She says to Vision that she is becoming something new and I think hopes it will lead to her life having new meaning.
>>83237997
That's either Pietro or Costel (the kid Pietro saved along with Clint).
>>83243346
Too young to be the other kid. And I doubt Wanda would have a photo of her brother in as good a condition as that.
It's probably Clint's youngest kid, who was partially named after Pietro.
>>83243420
Too old, it's been less than a year since the kid was born
>>83240099
?
>>83243463
>it's been less than a year since the kid was born
I wouldn't say less than a year. A full year at least. Yet even so, it's the only possible candidate. Assuming she's even met Clint's family, I can't imagine how she'd even know any other kids to have a photograph of.
>>83243571
Wow. Dropping spaghetti indeed. Yet this makes her all the more charming to me.
>>83243614
Well I was wrong, according to the MCU wiki the kid was born on May 27, 2015. And that exact scene in CW takes place on June 4th of 2016.
Man those fuckers are going full Wookieepedia tier of autism. I wish I paid that much attention to a movie
>>83243702
>And that exact scene in CW takes place on June 4th of 2016.
Th.. the events of Civil War take place next month?
>>83243832
Years negro. http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/2016
So Wanda going Hotel Rwanda on the Wakandans takes place on May 3rd, 2016. One month later, on June 4th, is >>83239353. The airport fight takes place on June 9th http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Clash_of_the_Avengers
See, full Wookieepedia autism
>>83243420
> tfw she has no photos of her mum, dad, or brother...only other people's kids.
>>83243913
The news report sounded like it was a few days later, not a month. I think the wiki autists are making shit up.
>>83244018
If you think about it, it does add up. The UN isn't competent enough to get a legally binding document ready in a week, let alone a month
>>83221580
V + W = S + W
S + W + H + H2 + H + P + IL = YA
>>83221580
So, V, Vision, is 1. And W, Wanda, being a twin, is 2, ergo VxW<3.
>>83241156
She panicked when she started getting famous and deleted all of it.
>>83244441
V + W = F(eels)
By + Be = Shite
>>83241156
She's autistic.
>>83247232
no u
>>83245656
She got shy when she realized she was now famous.
Her sisters experience probably makes her wary.
>>83240038
>I'm sure she's reading off of cue-cards and shit
Maybe, but in preparation for her role in Age of Ultron, I think she read a lot of comics. She was talking about obscure aspects of Wanda's nature I didn't know about, and seemed pretty excited about it. She clearly thinks some aspects of Wanda's story over the years are stupid, but to be fair, so does everybody who knows about them.
