Lapidot is not dead yet Edition
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>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Here we go.
Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
Nth for remember this is a BLUE board
So are we still going to talk about how much of a disgusting pervert Amethyst is or is that done
Alright, alright, PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10322217
>>83217921
Pearl got taken out by a sword
A gun could kill a gem
/discussion
>>83217860
OP pic is way too cute
>>83217854
Come on now, I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.
Relax, I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?
I would've liked a hug...
I really dont understand the appeal of vore.
>>83217860
We're back, baby!
>>83217963
Holo-pearl managed to cut a tree down with a balloon sword.
Imagine what she could do with a real sword.
>>83217945
Done. Dead and fucking buried.
What is everyone's favourite CANON ship? Ruby and Sapphire are the cutest thing on the show tbqhwyg
>>83217950
>It's a Yellowtail episode
No
>It's a Yellowtail fishes up Jasper episode
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83217950
>post more rose.
objectively best gem and most sweetest loving gem to have existed.
>>83217991
Holo-peal got taken out by a mop. That must have been an incredibly sharp balloon.
>>83217979
That's okay. I don't really understand the appeal of Lapis.
Fuck this cage Ill trash you later
>>83218039
That's why I said it was inconsistent.
>>83217950
> The title is a ruse cruise and it's a townie episode
Nothing in the title indicates it's not a townie episode
>>83217921
In films we've seen aliens, far more powerful than the gems on this show get taken out by a round of bullets; it doesn't matter about in consistences, a full round from a chain-gun would do the trick, unless you're a diamond.
>>83218035
She was a hedonistic mad scientist leading a coven of insane lesbians.
You got this Bob!!!
>>83218003
The "alone at sea with someone else" option was there for that reason, and in case it's with another human anon!
>>83218035
Can do!
>>83218072
Let me call my cousin and his boys and we'll defeat HW with our guns.
>>83218035
>Most brutish, carnage fueled, Warlord gem to have existed
Fixd
>>83218119
>>83218128
>they all show up with AR-15s and shotguns
Enjoy your faggot underpowered 5.56mm you queers
Glorious 7.62x54r will deliver comrades to victory
>>83218179
I think you would need a tank to defeat something as tough as a quartz.
This is the blue gem
>>83218143
is that so? what about the evil bara gem?
>>83218143
Jasper, please.
>>83218210
>>83217994
I hate them so much because the writers think having them on screen occasionally is a good replacement for actual development on the character that is garnet.
Would you?
>>83217950
It's a Greg and Pearl episode.
>>83218210
That is the worst blue gem.
>>83218252
>>83217860
That's Stevidot.
>>83218252
Im slowly becoming more attracted to Garnet
>>83218230
Jasper is nothing but a soldier who knows little more than the glory of battle. She could never Orchestrate and perpetuate a thousand year war like like Rose Quartz the Terrible
>>83218252
Yep.
>>83218252
Spandex garnets tits look like they are sagging somthin fierce.
>>83218252
Buy those cute plushies?
Yes.
>>83218279
I never managed to find the creator of this picture.
>>83218290
Shit, I realised now I fucked up
>>83218352
It's ok, Stevidot is better than Lapidot anyway
>>83218290
pedo
I'm Earl
Which gems would fit in this?
>>83218391
Pearl, please
Both are shit.
>>83218391
Be quiet you stupid Pearl
>>83218391
Lapidot is best ship you retarded Pearl.
What does gem milk taste like?
>>83218403
Any of the quartz gems or Garnet
>>83218121
>>83218079
there was some experimentation yes but we are ALL inclined to that from time to time regardless of who you are!
>>83218306
i am really disliking the tone you're using about our sweetest and best rose quartz. she is a lovely christ figure and you can leave all that slander talk at the door.
>>83218391
We all know that Amethyst and Peridot are going to get something going on
>>83218428
Salty
What if Steven ended up in the DCU?
>>83218439
Did I say that like it was a bad thing? Fuck you Pearl, you love her blindly but I can see the future she is making andIT PLEASES SLAANESH
>>83218439
You would be North Koreas model citizen anon
>>83218466
What do I care? Am I his mom?
>>83218428
sand
>>83218466
He'd be pretty midrange
Probably end up with the JSA at some point.
>>83218035
I like Steven more.
>>83218401
I'm Bob
>>83218035
Supreme taste
Would you mate with Greg?
>>83218391
>Garnet ships Connverse
>Pearl ships Stevidot
It's like pottery.
>>83218560
Young Greg but not old Greg
>>83218547
>>83218401
If Lapis is Bob, who is Linda?
>>83218252
>>83218305
>>83218443
if they haven't already,offscreen
>>83218560
why would you make me see this?
>>83218590
Good
now compress the image.
>>83218633
>>83218660
NOT ENOUGH
>>83218597
I'm hype for Too Short To Ride
Even if it doesn't feature Peridot /Amethyst fusion it'll probably feature Stevonnie at the least.
>>83218338
Pretty sure it's R4http://r4drawings.tumblr.com/
>>83218687
But what if it's a Peridot/Steven fusion?
>>83218691
Thank you anon.
How Shonen is SU?
![eb44[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TPvoUGH.jpg "eb44[1].jpg")
>>83218675
>>83218711
Extremely
>>83218702
I doubt Steven can fuse with the gems and we're overdue for a Connie/Stevonnie episode anyway
So Rose can control her falling velocity meaning she is literally impossible to kill by making her fall holy shit Steven just became more unkillable, and the gems casually jumping up 10,000 ft in the air holy shit how strong as they?
>>83218252
Oh dear god yes
>>83218711
It's more mahou shoujo than shonen battlan'.
>>83218556
i bet she smells nice everyday.
>>83218535
rose seems like more fun.
>>83218511
i think you have some implicit bias happening to you right now.
>>83218687
or it could be just a shapeshifting episode
>>83218724
Make it atleast 5 kb
>>83218711
Its more Mahou Shoujo
>>83218739
Why the doubt? Don't you believe in Steven?
>>83218500
Good episode desu it was nice to see some gem interaction with Steven and no sign of Peridot or Lapiss.
>>83218767
>>83218762
Isn't Steven banned from Funland? If its a "Peridot learns shapeshifting" episode then the only one who would teach her is Amethyst.
Who is the horniest?
>>83218835
Pearl obviously
>>83218814
Steven makes himself older, gaining more control over it. Allows him to enter funland and go on the rides.
>>83218803
Great.
That's perfect.
>>83218835
Pearl is the thirstiest gem but I think Amethyst is the horniest.
Threadly reminder that pearl is best gem
>>83218835
Garnet > Pearl > Peridot > Amy > Lapis Connie > Steven
Why did the gems tell Steven they're magic?
>>83218873
It's spelled 'worst' anon
>>83218070
Does
>Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
ring any bells?
>>83218589
Pearl
>>83218900
You have no right to talk about worst gems, Lapis.
>>83218873
No, that's Steven.
>>83218835
Not peridot
>>83218900
Oh right, thanks anon
>>83218835
Peridot
>>83218756
>STILL defending someone who's neither robot or squishy and would rather defend the latter.
>>83218009
Has the horizon ever been this daunting? Have I ever felt this kind of fear?
Well, it'll be a little less intimidating with you here.
>>83218597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F67tBKIJEzo
Made me think of this.
Would you live in Beach City? What would you do there?
Hello dreamers and memers, I would like to talk about best gem, the red gay one, I like her
>>83219010
Kill myself.
>>83218940
>Ruff ruff ruff
>advertising pet food for Peridot the guard dog
>>83218982
why in the world would you remember that
LION AROUND
>>83217990i don't get it, did she confuse "sweet" with sweat? or is it something way nastier
FUCK TOWNIE EPISODES
FUCK PEOPLE WHO LIKE THEM
>>83218835
You're goanna be in the simulator, I can tell
>>83217860
I want eat a towel to eat my pimple ridden angus
Also Jasper "[/spoiler]"best nigger gem"[/spoiler]"
>>83219067
Keep up the good work.
>>83219040
Steven isn't red or gay.
>>83219022
>triggering more lion around posters
>>83219064
I have no clue really.
>>83218151
it's like watch an ant farm.
>>83218035
rose actually is my favorite character (steven's a close second) and i think she's insanely hot but i can't waifu her (thats a verb right?) probably because she's dead
i'm actually in love withamy
>>83218835
me for jasper
>>83219079
i miss the simulator
>>83219083
You fucked up the spoiler, fuckface
>>83218245
BoJack confirmed for White Diamond
>>83219083
>[/spoiler]
Anon, you need to sleep more.
>>83219079
>>83219083
You, however, not so sure
This is the blue gem.
>>83218252
I'm gay but yes.
I wannaholdPearl'shands
>>83219010
Bully gems, call them freaks. They'd still protect me if it came down to it, it don't matter.
>>83219040
Yeah Sapphire is cute when she's mad.
>>83219112
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.swf
>>83219137
I don't like the blue gem.
>>83219083
It's as easy as pressing ctrl+s, anon.
>>83219137
This is a random mexican.
>>83218756
I was expecting a "Smashing!" edit.
i've been here too long.
>>83219010
I would become a mad scientist adventurer
>>83218964
connie x cloud connie best ship. endgame
>>83219150
this is a blue board,anon
>>83218890
Cuz they are.
>>83218976
You think you've lost your love, but it's you I'm thinking of
And I am here to say I love you, and c'mon now that's not so bad
>>83219170
HEILHITLER!
>>83219069Pussy juices
>>83219170
>It's Steven meets Nazis episode
>>83218873
I agree.also blue diamonds pearl is the best background character
Guys I'm on mobile, I can't spam the update button, HELP
>>83219067
i was wondering when you'd show up. have a party balloon.
would someone somewhat skilled in drawing mind drawing something for me?
>>83219245
kys
Whoa. Guys. What ifSteven finds a way to go back in time again in order to ask past Rose some important, world saving information that was lost to time?
>>83219137
その青い宝石, 私は大好きです!
>>83219277
yes
>>83219170
>>83219304
>>83219230
>>83219232
Pussy joins the homeworld gems, what do?
>>83219304
>>83219232
>pearl was skeptical first, but then she started to believe that hitler may have a point
>>83219346
Your mom joined the hw gems?
congratulations anon
Ok guys.
I read about that test what Steven passed with 102%...
And i can't take it.
This is WRONG on so many levels.
First - this is totally out of character. We all know Steven is a goof off. We all know that he thinks with his heart, not his brain. We all know that he often rushes too quickly or act naive. He is definitely not an idiot, but also not the brightest mind in the show.
Second - one of the morals of the show is that YOU CAN'T and DON'T NEED to be ideal. There is whole fucking episode about that! They directly tell s us that living people have flaws. And Steven's flaw was pretty obvious to that point - he is not the guy, who known for his smarts. If that is not his flaw, then what is?
Third - if he has NO flaws, then he is canonically became Mary Sue. How we supposed to feel and be interested in show which main hero is a Mary Sue? That just restrains writers and takes possibilities from them making show more boring. We cant relate to Mary Sue character.
So... I just can't accept That "steven is super smart" thing.
>>83219229
Are you really here, my dear?
A dream, a fantasy of endless cheer?
Well, even if you're just a mirage
I'll still go ahead and find you a pretty corsage.
>>83218835
>>83219368
Breasts. I don't mean I am a breast man. I mean I have a fetish for them. I fucking love tits.
>>83219321can you draw me greg raping sapphire with ruby bound in the corner being forced to watch him do it while greg says "i'll make you just like rose"?sorry if it's too much to ask.
>>83219304
What ifRose is dead, but Steven eventually meets a construct of her in her room, and they have an important and emotional conversation until she starts repeating herself like Greg's construct did?
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>83219304
how about this what if:Steven finds some gem technology that gives him a way to make another Rose Quartz gem, so Rose can "come back to life" and exist alongside Steven?
>>83219394
comics aren't canon m8
>>83219423
>Literal rape
>>83219425
>>83219426
*dubstep farts*
>>83219462
MOOOOOODS
>>83219448
There's an actual tumblr blog dedicated to an AU like that. I forgot it's name.
>>83219368
gems belching
and >>83219462
>>83219448
they could could use pearl's duplicator, kill the steven duplicate and wait for rose to reform
>>83219368
Futa on male, /ss/, giantess, shapeshifting, consensual sex, post-coitus cuddling.
>>83219498
don't trouble yourself digging it up.
>>83219498
How could they fucking POSSIBLY lift her? She is literally a gorrilion pounds.
>>83219475
even if it seems a little unrealistic do you think you can still draw it?
>>83219425
>she starts repeating herself like Greg's construct
Goddamn that would be heartbreaking.
>>83219394
Better accept it.
>>83219534
so basically huge mother issues
>>83219462
DELETE THIS
>>83219544
She has gravity manipulation powers.
>>83219465
Because you said so?
>>83219544
garnet can lift boats
>>83219304
But... then Steven might not exist...
And weve seen that alternate timelines are somewhat independent if eachother, so the paradox might not even cancel out.
Did you guys know that Bob is a psycho killer?
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/KKM6xH1.gif&v=O52jAYa4Pm8
>>83219535
>>83219544
https://askcrystalgemrosequartz.tumblr.com/post/136939981132/more
Found it.
>>83219394
Steven is a Mary Sue.
Fucking hell anon, he reasoned with the goddamn cluster.
It's obvious.
>>83219498
Peridot holding onto Garnet is cute, I hope we see this in the show when scared
peridot best gem
lapis worst gem
>>83219368
A lot of terrible shit
>>83219600
ian said it. "canon unless contradicts the show". nothing there matters
>>83219647
hey i agree.
>>83219512
I'm not into belching but that Rose is doing things to me
>>83219109
This set isn't that great desu
>>83219658
You can say it about every townie episodes tho
>>83219638
No, no, no.
He will be Mary Sue if he has the power to DESTROY it, REASONING with that actually fit his role and abilities.
>>83219691
>>83219170
>>83219409
Wide eyed, you look at me
As we dance together in a silver dream
Hearts jump as we skip a beat
Spin round, feel the breeze, count one, two, three
I've been gone for a month, what'd I miss
Is Steven depressed?
>>83219702
no you can't
>>83219630
>i find this to be very triggering wishful thinking
>>83219709
Anon, if he keeps going like this he's gonna manage to reason with fucking YD and BD.
You can't tell me that's not bullshit.
>>83219647
Peridot is an annoying fuck who wouldn't listen when told to leave someone alone. Her pestering came from a selfish desire to get lapis to like her not from a genuine sense of affection or caring about her.
Lapis fucked up but it was peridots fault.
>>83219465
They canon, until show says otherwise.
opaldot
>>83219368
Fat gems.Also vore :^)
>>83219742
Did you see the six episodes "Super Water Melon Island" through "Steven Floats"?
>>83219754
Right now, no
>>83219754
Why would he
>>83219742
A lot of Lapidot shipping and some shitposting.
>>83219755
Yes, I can
>>83219790
same thing, different words
>>83219742
Lapidot became canon
Daily reminder that the comics gave us "Connie Day" and that's canon until proven otherwise
No I haven't
>>83219826
it doesn't matter anyway
>>83219833
Thank the lord
>>83219840
Do you want to?
>>83219838
Counter reminder that the comics gave us Steven getting homeschooling and that's canon until proven otherwise.
>>83219754
Steven hasn't really been shown to have that struggle. The "human beings" thing at the end of that one episode hints that he might, but it's probably not gonna be that big of a deal in the long run. (Did we already cover this in an episode?) Steven knows who he is. He's Steven. And no one would want it any other way.
>>83219776
Lapis please stop using Steven's computer
>>83218739
Why would he not be able to fuse with gems?
He can literaly make the flesh of others fusable so he should be able to do it to himself to fuse with a pure gem
>>83219850
BODY
>>83219833
here is a better shot of peridot smiling
>>83219893
ONCE
