Can we have a Marvel Comics panels and pages thread?
>>83210680
>>83210736
>File: MUH STEM p1.jpg (163 KB, 680x1039)
>>83210760
Well that sure put me in my place.
brb going to castrate myself
>>83210680
Where's the itty bitty baby edit
>>83210789
>female don't get paid the same as men
>So crime is the fault of all men I wish they would all die and so should you.
>>83210736
i just noticed cyclops has 2 eyes. of all the sjw pandering bullshit i put up with THIS irks me the most
>>83210748
You know, I like guns just as much as the next person(I'm running out of room for all my pistol magazines, pls send help), but who hangs up a picture of a gun on their wall instead of, an actual fucking gun.
Feminism sure is a great influence
>>83210886
It's just a piece of shitty pop art?
>>83210844
>>83210760
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>>83210706
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>>83210680
>People pay for this shit
Fuck me, why?
>>83210920
TO FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!
You know, by buying comics created by corporations owned by men.
>>83210706
Seriously. Fuck Bennett. Angela could have WORKED if she hadn't flanderized the fuck out of her.
>>83210719
...Didn't Hellcat used to be the literal daughter of Satan?
>>83210789
Thing is, they can't win. You can change society. But you can't change nature.
>>83210830
TWINKIE HOUSE
>>83210844
This one is actually true though. Why would aliens have human concepts of gender?
>>83210965
Why WOULDN'T they? Don't impose your speciest preconceptions on extraterrestrial life you shitlord.
>>83211007
>Why WOULDN'T they?
Because nothing about their biological or societal development is likely to be similar?
>>83211007
>alien race has 75 genders
>no basic male or female
>>83210844
Spiderman just doesn't give a fuck about this tumblr bullshit
>>83210911
this isn't feminism, this is fucking hate crimes.
>>83210965
Because it doesn't matter. It's like getting mad at someone who doesn't speak Dutch for miss pronouncing a name like Yeshua as Joshua. It's close to something you already know, but is incorrect. How would a human know, with no prior knowledge, the sexual identities of an alien species? They wouldn't, but, they would take what they are used to and try their best, and getting mad at someone for that is being an asshole.
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>>83210748
So you think the writer knew they essentially said "fuck you" to all previous female superheroes out what!
?
>>83211042
And that's why they made him black
>>83210680
I need more
>>83211031
What's your problem?
>>83210965
>>83211019
Actually, alien or not, nature imposes limits just by the laws of physics and statistics.
No DNA, but inherited traits for sure.
Not human, but two genders is likely. (Diversity is a benefit, and three overcomplicated matters).
And unless they don't have pregnancy, sexual dimorphism is likely.
>>83211063
Fair point, but I don't think it's in the same tier as >>83210706 all the same.
>>83211063
>It's like getting mad at someone who doesn't speak Dutch for miss pronouncing a name like Yeshua as Joshua.
...That's oddly specific...
>>83211063
This. The cunt could have just said "Dude, they're aliens. They probably have some crazy ass gender shit going on." But no. She had to phrase it like a legbeard tumblr bulldyke and make it about gender politics instead of just remarking on how they know fuck all about the alien species.
>>83211074
That is some bullshit son. Show me your working based on actual aliens equivalent civilizations we know to determine that those three factors would be in effect. Hint hint.
In particular the notion that overcomplicated things cannot arise is crazy when you consider things like traumatic insemination and parasitic lobotomy in our own insect species.
>>83211073
There's not one. I was just throwing out an idea.
>this thread
>>83211064
I think the problem is that the writer is trying to apply the real world to the MU. In the real world, female supeheroes don't get that much exposure (especially outside of comics), and this is probably referencing the writer's experiences back when she was growing up, so one can sort of understand the point trying to be made.
It just doesn't make any sense in the context of the MU, especially since Mockingbird is too old to have been a little kid back when superheroes first appeared.
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>>83211094
>People unironically like Squirrel Girl
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>>83211050
Tomato tomahto
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>>83211120
We're checking our privilege and celebrating feminism and its contribution to comics.
>>83211007
cause binary gender is the most efficient, life in the universe is still likely to follow DNA patterns and chromosome pairing system. So 2 genders is still the best option.
remember that gender isn't "XX - XY" in most life form, that's just the mammal choice. some species have it reversed. Some species do weird "I have random extra chromosome the gender depend of their parity", and other "we are all genetically identical but egg temperature or age makes me male or female.
It's just that fundamental, it's not even a genetic constant.
>>83211108
We have over a million known species of animal and zero that have more than two genders.
Sexual dimorphism is extremely common across the board.
Don't call me son.
>>83211099
But, Galan was a dude. So the last time Galactus was a corporeal being, Galactus was a he, so it would make sense for him to use masculine pronouns, out of habit, if nothing else.
>>83211150
>We have over a million known species of animal and zero that have more than two genders.
How many are not on earth?
>>83210706
Tell me this is an edit.
>>83211139
I chuckled
>>83211147
>Vision not giving a fuck
heh
>>83210965
Because, although yes it might not have a gender. But they're interacting with one member of the species and saying "he" or "she" would make things easier. And even then, there was no need for her to be hostile.
>>83211088
Baryender where I was getting dinner was named Yeshua, and said he didn't mind Josh cause he knows it's a weird name for people. I called him Yesh the whole time, and brought up Ystn from demon knights in nu52 as another cool Y/J name. /Blog
>>83211123
I used to...
>>83211149
>life in the universe is still likely to follow DNA patterns and chromosome pairing system
I assume you mean as in similarity. Not actual DNA.
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>>83211149
UGH COULD YOU ALL JUST LIKE NOT? I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
>>83211149
>alien life with no shared origin would follow the rules of the life we know
It wouldn't necessarily even be carbon-based. The likelihood is aliens would be far weirder than we tend to think of them.
>>83211175
should have asked it its pronouns 2bqh famalai
>>83210886
A real revolver wouldnt be bigger than a sofa
>>83211063
>Yeshua
>Dutch (?!?!)
Fucking immigrants.
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>>83210680
im tapped out of classic Marvel comics panels
>>83210680
This thread needs some good ol' Silver Age goofiness
>>83211169
It's not.
>>83211162
But the Taavians were extremely advanced.
>>83211165
That was not what was asked. Also, how does that factor in? Are you suggesting the actual planet you are on can promote the number of genders a species develops? Because it doesn't.
>>83211169
It's not. Nope. I reiterate: fuck Bennett.
>>83211178
>Cutest fandom in the world
...NNno.
>>83211180
Is the Rand corporation named for that awful woman?
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>>83211186
>It wouldn't necessarily even be carbon-based.
if given the chance carbon is always the best option. the whole "silicon based life" system requires extremely convenient situation to exist on paper.
>>83210920
satan
>>83211235
No. I'd rather have more feminism and cringe
>>83211258
>That was not what was asked.
That is exactly what I asked:
>Show me your working based on actual aliens equivalent civilizations we know
The point is aliens would be alien. Earth norms are unlikely to apply to a truly alien (no linked origin) species.
>>83211184
>Not actual DNA.
actual DNA or RNA or some small variations at worst. no matter how far, carbon is still carbon no matter the planet. The chemicals must all be able to exist naturally.
>>83211186
It's not the rules of life. It's statistics. Those are universal. One and one is always two, never 'purple'.
>>83211207
Misschien een Jood.
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>>83211248
Welp. I'm glad comics aren't making any money anymore. Fuck em and the horses they rode in on.
>>83210719
I still laugh at /co/ getting triggered over this.
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>>83211268
So? The universe is unimaginably huge. Is there a reason why that convenient situation could not exist? It's not even silicon-based, necessarily: do you think we fully understand everything there is to understand about how different forms of life could arise and exist?
Any discussion on this topic where you start talking about how earth-similar lifeforms are best and most efficient is fundamentally earth-biased. There's no possible way you can back that opinion up, beyond a pure frequency argument (which still doesn't mean lifeforms are going to be like those on earth). Besides, stories are better when aliens are weird.
>>83211299
why are deadshot and magneto there
>>83211331
That's the Fixer and the Trapster
>>83210680
>see panel
>think its a guy having the hots for another guy
>huh hot
>turns out its squirrel girl
>EWWWWWWWWWW
fuck me in the ass, that art looks terrible
>>83211259
In his defense -
Well, no. Screw that. Reed, build a fucking cleaning robot.
In his defense, he's probably pretty amazing in the sack.
>>83211268
As a scientist once said, 'I think exhaling quartz might be a problem'.
>>83211280
>Earth norms are unlikely to apply to a truly alien (no linked origin) species.
...What the heck are 'Earth norms'??
Do you think the laws of physics and statistics are different on other planets? Think.
>>83211287
Yes, but that doesn't inevitably lead to DNA! Actual Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
>>83211339
And then Wolverine fell on top of civilians and they died. Good job Peter.
>>83210680
Is that a crossdresser or a tranny
>>83211299
Nigga this is the page of the year.
>>83210680
That's Bucky as Cap fyi
>>83211367
No but see spider sense and he could tell there wouldn't be anyone where Wolverine landed and spider sense and shut up
>>83211184
Yes, not exactly DNA, but a chemical information storage system, like metabolism, is necessary for life to exist.
To add to what the other guy was saying, the reason you end up with binary genders is that, in general, producing young is energy inefficient. It costs a lot to do, does not benefit the parent, but is necessary. So you end up with half the members of the species who have to devote a large part of their metabolism inefficiently, while the other half gets to take all that energy and use it as best they can (more muscles, thicker bones, whatever). A third, in between gender does in fact happen in some species. They are the lizards Human made those comics about, but notice it is a mating strategy. One large lizard that controls territory and has many mates, one smaller lizard that pretends to be female to mate with a smaller number in the large males territory, and the female, who produces young. If a species has multiple genders, it's likely to be a mating strategy, which means you would have 2, 3, whatever types of males and 1 female. Because producing young, as I said above, highly energy inefficient.
>>83211354
Once, there was a time when comics weren't garbage.
Damn you for reminding me of that.
>>83211367
>implying that civilians are allowed to actually park on the block that Avengers mansion is built on
>>83211280
Yet they have little, fat, human shaped babies, with dicks, and the same proportions. And Spiderman is assuming he has parents yet you see nobody jumping on that. What if they reproduce asexually?
>>83211364
>...What the heck are 'Earth norms'??
Stuff like:
>'I think exhaling quartz might be a problem'
Being a be-all end-all of the argument. Because it's definitely possible to imagine a biological system that can deal with that.
We have an incomplete and earth-centric understand and you're using it to argue a definite end-state.
>>83211131
Her face in the last panel is painful
>>83211408
Not the Mansion, that's Avengers Tower aka Stark Tower. It's an office building for the most part.
1/7
>>83211396
But you have no idea that any of these mechanics are relevant in an alien system of reproduction.
2/7
>>83211388
You don't know the half of it
>>83211408
Avengers Mansion is in Central Park.
>>83211390
An Egyptian pharaoh - as opposed to...?
>>83211396
Agreed.
>>83211399
The entire comic is, honestly. I dunno. I guess it was a necessary experiment.
Marvel is targeting a younger audience and that is good. Perhaps this is a new Golden Age - in its naivety of approach. If that is true, we should expect better comics in a decade or... two?
>>83211362
I recognize the top left and centre bottom ones immediately, but are the other three scenes references to something?
>>83211285
>Roundabout by Yes starts playing
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>>83211420
>it's definitely possible to imagine a biological system that can deal with that.
Okay, now I am asking YOU to show your work.
>you're using it to argue a definite end-state.
No. I am arguing bi-gendral arrangements are likely to be a universal norm.
I think you're being difficult just to be difficult.
>>83211435
Can you present a workable system that does not involve them?
>>83211435
I'll repeat. There's no real "DNA coded gender", yet the large marjority of life is binary or both (which is still binary when the fecondation occurs). The concept of malde/female goes beyond the genetic itself, beyond chemistry.
So no matter of "mu silicon" you get, you are still going to get binaries.
7/7
>>83211435
Sorry to burst your bubble, but energy efficiency is one of the major factors in life, just in general.
Alien life is likely to be much more like Earth life than science fiction has lead you to believe. Carbon is a much more common element than silicon, and carbon based molecules are much more flexible in 3 dimensional space. Life requires an information storage system like DNA. Rules like evolution apply to all life, not just Earth life.
>>83211070
Tha
That's actually pretty good
>>83211403
Jesus Christ you people are like 17 year olds complaining that every single song made after the 90s is terrible
>>83211496
>yet the large marjority of life
The large majority of life ON EARTH. You're extrapolating from one data point. Everything on Earth has shared origins.
I know there's been a lot of stuff published in the past few years about extraterrestrial convergent evolution but it's all still using one data point. Really, we have no fucking idea.
>>83211505
Was that from the series where Spider-Man had radioactive cum?
Oh yeah: 'Reign'.
The original Civil War
>>83211537
Yep, a surprisingly great read, despite the jokes about radioactive spider jizz
>>83211525
It's true, though. Oh, not all comics are garbage. But it used to be better.
The titans are dying off. Commerce rules everything. Indies are cynical or irrelevant.
Are we watching the end of cape comics as a non-ironic medium?
>>83211263
The polar ice caps aren't actually melting through, Reed. You stupid fuck.
>>83211526
chemistry is the same on Earth, mars or any galaxy in the universe. Even if you go full fantasy, all you do is change atoms but the core mechanism would require to be the same on macro level. This involve binary sexuality since as a last reminder, it's not related to genetic chemistry at all. It's something that evolved from life being life.
>>83211526
>we have no fucking idea.
Well, you clearly don't...
>>83211538
Whatever happened to his Extremis upgrade?
Oh, that's right: NOTHING. It was just IGNORED AND FORGOTTEN. Not even retconned.
>>83211553
The concept is not that stupid. It's stated outright that his blood is radioactive and it can be detected. So why not his other bodily fluids?
>>83211584
Roll reversal is almost always better when it's a villian going good. Especially symbiotes
>>83211525
but its true
>>83211569
Is that MEANT to be a joke?
>>83211559
Rebirth my friend.
>>83211605
Carnage-Man was too pure for this world
>>83211620
Lmao
>>83211621
spider for ants
>>83211628
xD
>>83211197
How many times has Spidey died now?
>>83211613
Google it, faggot.
>>83210680
>ITTY BITTY BABY
>ITTY BITTY BOAT
I love how Marvel shows more respect to Superman than most other companies
>>83211537
I think Bruce banner killed somebody with radioactive semen once
Then again I think I read that I cracked so it might have been bullshit.
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>>83211643
These threads exsist because no one reads Damage Control's comics long enough to take screen caps of them
>>83211620
Is that the cruelest form of irony?
>>83211653
I did, queef.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/05/16/even-for-the-fast-melting-arctic-2016-is-in-uncharted-territory/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arctic-ice-melt_us_57342dd3e4b077d4d6f22b14
http://e360.yale.edu/feature/abrupt_sea_level_rise_realistic_greenland_antarctica/2990/
1/3
>>83210680
Is this Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
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>>83211559
capeshit has always been mostly garbage.
>>83211667
No, that is sort of a thing... Betty Ross died. She got cancer from him. Then she started to get better, then Abomination injected her with some of his own blood, then she died.
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>>83211513
>Alien life is likely to be much more like Earth life than science fiction has lead you to believe
yes and no. remember Earth got hit by 2 random extinction waves, and that we lost many evolution lines based on luck and topography/climate.
So the whole nice system would be the same but the cosmetics can varies a lot. Stuff like sexuality is the same though, I agree. But modern life is a poor example considering what life went trough in the past few million years. (and human activity didn't help)
>>83210760
Is this what /pol/ feels like with that Hydra stuff agreeing with the villan
>>83211712
these threads exist because marvel is a parody of a comic book company
3/3
>>83211042
Spiderman is smart you argue with a sjw nobody wins
>>83210692
That has to be edit. No way the authors got away with this racism
>>83211031
I read a book series where they had three genders. Literally they always had a fucking threesome when mating.
>>83211751
When do we get the issue where her parents find out it's gay fanfiction and honour kill her
>>83211070
Topkek
>>83211751
Over half of the image posts in your thread seem to say otherwise. Nice job cherry picking though
>>83211185
Anon nobody is being a social justice warrior here there arguing science
>>83211452
WE WUZ KANGS
>>83211194
Maybe not your shitty revolvers.
>>83211166
Isn't he dead?
>>83211559
No you fucking child. Comics survived the fucking 90's for God's sakes. They've sky rocketed in popularity and entered the mainstream leading to more diversity between titles than we've seen in years. Stop posturing like an adolescent child and focusing on the negative for two seconds and you'd understand when there's more stuff in general; good and bad.
>>83211854
Naw, he was rezzed back during Grim Hunt
>>83211799
>Not just watching them anyway
Jesus fuck there's putting up with there shit and then there's supporting censorship
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>>83211884
What?
>>83211192
See I'm attracted to the butt here. Even if it is just her tail.
>>83211895
>Daredevil at a computer
>>83211325
what story arc is this from?
>>83211890
I can't help but notice that you keep posting stuff from 3 certain comics, you do know there is more to the current line right? Or are these the only ones you actually follow?
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>>83211923
Because those 3 comics paint the rest of the company in a horrible light and it's entirely deserved on them for publishing them.
>>83211751
Are you such a salty fanboy that you save images from comics you don't like just to create threads of cherry picked pages to whine about rival companies?
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>>83211943
>company wars
>>83211738
Even the cosmetics, in some circumstances would be incredibly similar. Have a species that lives in a fluid environment, and has an internal support structure? Likely to have a fish body type. Have a species that absorbs solar energy? Incredibly likely to be plant like.
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>>83211947
Good thing those are all flagship titles then huh? I can't believe the hype these three comics had when they were announced, it's annoying walking into my lcs and seeing all the advertising for these three titles, and all the fans telling me how they are must reads.
>>83211884
You what mate?
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>>83211411
How dare you for thinking that aliens can have parents. What the hell is wrong with you. Such narrow-minded preconceptions. What if they're just parasites who incubate in each other and pop out completely distinct DNA-wise. Hell, why the fuck should they even have DNA? That's just weird. Why would I assume aliens have DNA? How horrible of me.
I wish I had printed versions of these.
>>83212007
>city in a bottle
>giant quarter
Heh.
>>83211609
Where's this from? I love stories where Doctor Strange tells half-assed magic dabblers where to get off.
>>83212079
Hickman's All New Avengers. The Illuminati vs the NOT Justice League. Good shit, this also directly ties into the current Squadron Supreme run.
>>83211609
Before anyone says anything, it's a Tim Hunter (Books of Magic) reference, not Harry Potter.
Gaiman really should've brought up charges against Rowling, because that shit was shameless.
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>>83210920
taste differs - don't buy and read the stuff you don't like. Buy and read the stuff you DO like intead, it'll make you happier.
>>83212115
I'm looking for two very specific panels.
Can someone help me out with this?
One has Spider-Man falling on a concrete floor and screaming "When, God? When does it end?!"
And the other one is from an old comic, I think it was about a bunch of heroes going to Iron Fist's funeral and Daredevil is looking the wrong way.
Please.
>>83211070
Only one to get a laugh out of me.
I hate it when Marvel writers try to have civilians act like they were in the real world. Sometimes it's understandable, but pic related is just unacceptable.
>>83211180
I don't know if this a shot at Steve Ditko and the writer knew that or just bullshit potshots. ugh Spider-man was always shown to be cool with protestors too.
>>83210680
Has any modern Marvel writer/artist done anything like this
>>83210844
Kind of makes me glad Slottkilled them all
>>83212182
It's a direct reference to this scene
>>83212168
Didn't mean to quote.
Sorry
>>83212131
Goddammit that art is actually GOOD.
>>83212145
Even in context, these panels are really weird.
>>83212233
A bunch of panels are skipped between Hawkeye getting shot and him deciding to blow himself up instead of just taking off his damn quiver.
Still dumb.
>>83211566
Moar ples
>>83212052
fuck off megafag
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>>83212186
wait, did he just piss on them at the end?
>>83212198
Oh I remember that. I have those in the Marvel Masterworks.
>>83210748
Why is she stating the law of conservation of momentum like it's some mindblowing revelation?
>>83211258
>Is the Rand corporation named for that awful woman?
No, it's RAND, short for Research and Development.
>>83212046
>40k fan expecting us to be butthurt that olivetti traced a picture of a toy
>>83212380
Because pseudo-intellectual leftists are so used to solipsistic wordplay and fuzzy definitions that an accurate, concise explanation for natural phenomenon blows their fucking minds.
