>Whole story is centered around her being intelligent and cultured, etc.
>She pulls this fucking shit
>>83200774
She knew showing them the beast would get them to march there so beast could kill gaston
She's like the Disney equivalent of Zemo
>>83200774
She read books and had a wanderlust, it had nothing to do with intelligence besides the fact that she could read in provincial france as a peasant.
>>83200982
>She's like the Disney equivalent of Zemo
>>83200982
She taught the beast manners or whatever which is why he got fucked up and almost got his shit pushed in by Gaston. It looks more like she tried to have the beast killed.
>>83200982
>She's like the Disney equivalent of Zemo
Important question guys..
Given the time period and that location do you think Belle shaved or do you think she kept a musky mound of pubes?
>>83204934
She is French. Do the math.
>>83204934
>pre-modern Europeans
>shaving or washing anything
>>83200982
>She's like the Disney equivalent of Zemo
I cannot disprove this
>>83202787
Like any good Xanatos all outcomes are favorable
>>83205916
Water is more deadly then poison most of the time. Drink beer and stand in the rain.
>>83206433
Why are these always so arousing
>>83206555
because chochi drew it
>>83206433
PRAISE BASED CHOCHI!
>>83206722
what's funny is that image is several years old
>>83206555
anything with tits and ass is instantly arousing for us, its nature
>>83206777
>>83206722
But I can't even fuck it
>>83206777
lucky trips
>>83206922
You can't fuck a drawing of a woman either
>>83200774
They were literally hauling her father off to the mad house.
She panicked.
>>83200774 (OP)
She's a woman and she's desperate (in this case, to save her father). If there's one thing I've learned in this life is never be surprised what a woman is capable of doing when they're desperate.
They're not angels. They're not princesses. And they are not your friend. And they will absolutely throw your ass under the buss to save themselves/those they care about.
>>83206922
Just stick it between those soft cushions
>>83207113
You think men aren't like that too?
>>83207113
> If there's one thing I've learned in this life is never be surprised what a woman is capable of doing when they're desperate.
That can be said about humans in general, no reason to bring gender into this
>They're not princesses
In the cases of disney movies like we are discussing, they often are anon
> And they are not your friend
And now you just sound scorned
Beast is hotter as as fuzzy monster, probably better sex that way too.
I don't see how him turning back into a human is a good ending.
Belle had shit taste.
>>83200774
It work though. Her dad was going to be sent away to the asylum
She needed a way to stop a howling mob that Big G got together
That mirror saved her dad.
Where she flup was when she pretty much went savage on Gaston and told him he was shit. That baited Gaston on to sell the Beast as a monster
Her flaw was she didn't understand how fast thinking and sly he was otherwise she wouldn't have responded to Gaston "you say it like you care for him" bit and just waited for the dispersed of the crowd.
>>83207220
The point is that men are exactly like that.
It's called equality bro
>>83207259
It was cut, but they were going to have Belle tell him he should grow a beard.
>>83207259
>Furry outcast with furniture servants
>Rich charismatic prince with human servants
maybe she's a gold digger, or just not into getting her cervix torn apart
>>83207113
I've learn a bit more than you and can tell you people by majority will become the most selfish monsters when they are threaten to lose the things and people they love. Fathers will become murders, lovers will become fighters, Peacekepers will shed blood, all in the name of ending that threat that is before them, to safeguard what they love, what they want over the world.
That is how it has always work.
That has always been the tale told.
It's as old as time.
>>83200774
can somebody put chris evans into that
>>83200774
Why did Belle bring her father all the way back to their house and not to the castle that was closer and likely had maids/doctors?
>>83207395
Only if they make Belle Ben Afflac
>>83207310
Bigger is always betterfor me
>>83207310
>implying Gaston wasn't better in every way
>>83207502
aside from, you know, personality
>>83207437
Someone with PhotoShop skills, please make this happen
>>83207671
please go away
>>83207358
>I've learn a bit more than you
>>83207658
>personality being important
>>83206942
>mayo.png
>ranch.dressing
>>83207671
this
>>83207694
stay mad
>>83207779
I don't even know what you're trying to get at anon.
Is that a joke? It's not funny.
Is that an opinion? That's not intelligent.
Is that a troll? It's not clever.
>>83207804
how old are you anon?
Whatever this shit is, it's not funny.
>>83207823
wow this mad
>>83207823
Oh look. Someone's upset that Chris Evans laughing is associated with BvS doing horribly compared to Civil War
That, or you're just Joss Whedon
>>83207895
No, I didn't even know the context of the gif.
Without context I didn't find it funny, just rather annoying and offtopic.
With context, I still don't find it entertaining because I just really can't get a rat's ass about chris evans or cape movies in general.
>>83207986
>get
*give
As an outsider to the topic the whole thing seems like a mountaindew 420 yolo dumb forced meme.
>>83207823
Get a load of this mad slut
>>83208002
Implying requesting photoshop meme edits is juvenile and not funny doesn't mean I'm mad anon.
Mildly annoyed at best.
>>83208069
Settle down you complete whore
>>83208244
..I've never seen the sexual degradation twist on the you mad troll before.
>>83200774
what a dumb cunt
>>83206185
>Water is more deadly then poison most of the time.
>>83208492
I think he meant like bad or dirty water.
>>83207823
>>83207986
>>83207997
I refuse to believe you are serious right now.
>>83207358
Oh yeah? Tell that to Superman!
>>83208513
Was water really THAT dirty back then? Is that why they only bathed like once a year?
>>83206433
And now I'm turned on... by a chair. Thank you, /co/.
>>83208539
No, the Brits/French/etc just didn't bathe. It's actually the Scandinavian/norse/viking people that regularly bathed and were concerned with being clean. It was easier for water get tainted back then but a good well or a source of moving water were very safe.
>>83208595
Yeah but you guys eat rotten shark balls and shit.
>>83208645
I'm not one of them, just saying some old facts due to living norse/viking stuff. And cheese is just spoiled milk, honey is bee puke, etc.
>>83208675
And don't get me started on hot dogs :^)
>>83208766
That's only the generic ones. You can get hot dogs made of better meat/one kind of meat.
>>83208595
>Vikings were cleaner than the Brits and the French.
I love this.
>>83209315
They bathed every Saturday. They also used soap that was strong enough to bleach their hair blonde, which they did on purpose. Apparently, combs were the most common viking artifacts found by people.
>>83207113
That goes for people in general. Gender isn't a factor here.
And the "not your friend" line just makes you sound like a scorned fuck
>>83209315
Bathing got kind of a bad rep in the post-Roman parts of Europe because of the Roman bath house culture, which in fairness was often very unhygienic - think public pools, but with no chlorine.
>>83209389
>They bathed every Saturday.
Fun fact; the name of Saturday in Old Norse was "Laugardagr", literally "bathingday". All its modern descendants share the etymology.
Rather curious, considering the rest of the week was named after gods and celestial objects like all the other Germanic languages. Cleanliness is next to godliness, I suppose.
>>83210466
Most of the savage barbarian stuff is from asshurt people the vikings attached/pillaged, mainly the Brits.
>>83208675
That puke is custom made for high nutritional value. They feed that shit to their babies; it's like the insect equivalent of milk.
>>83207220
Men veer more towards insane stubbornness.
>>83207113
>they are not your friend
>they will absolutely throw your ass under the bus to save...those they care about
But wouldn't that imply that they do indeed have friends?
>>83207986
>>83207997
outsider here, holy shit youre a faggot.
>>83207259
>>83207310
What if breaking the spell pulled a Shrek though?
>>83204934
Oh definitely
>>83211237
I think its worst.
>>83210754
Yes. Which pretty much tells you everything you need to know about anon.
>>83208539
>>83208595
Can we stop with the myth of "European people didn't bathe back in the day"? It's not correct. People bathed regularly. They just didn't do constant full immersion baths in the way we do today, nor did they view them in the same way. They regularly cleaned with water and soaps, and also used cleansing oils and scents, using bowls and rag aka sponge baths throughout the day. Immersion baths, in the 18th century particularly, were common for all classes (in different ways: middle class and up, private bath; lower class, bath house, depending on the country) but they didn't do them as frequently because of the work that went into preparing a regular bath. Immersion baths were also considered more for your health than your cleanliness--you would put in scented oils, flowers, seeds, etc, to improve your complexion, smoothness, etc.
>>83206433
She looks like she'd be an annoying bitch.
>>83207220
Its called being a coward, and everyone should feel bad about it. I'll admit, women tend to not give as much of a shit about honor code and stuff, this might be why they see "bad guys" as more attractive because they're willing to do underhanded shit just to survive. It's not respectable but it's natural and our society only being able to function on one's word is not.
>>83210642
>feeding honey to a baby
Don't do this.
>>83208526
tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>83200982
>Constantly reading books
>Manipulates two normally peaceful parties into fighting in the penultimate conflict of the film
oh god
>>83213898
I agree to disagree.
>>83200982
But disney already...never mind.
>>83206599
See, the story wouldnt work if the genders were reversed, because a guy would still bang that.
>>83208595
>>83209315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marseille_soap
Try to think outside of tropes for once.
>>83207259
>>83207259
>dooming all the inhabitants of the castle to a cursed existence as furniture because you like them hairy
Belle isn't cruel.
>>83215576
>1370
>over 300 years after the end of the viking age
The prince was a fucking kid when the fairy turned him and wrecked his life for years.
>>83214912
Tell that to Wally's scrapped check.
>>83215774
He was a shitty kid
>>83214869
keyboard warrior over here, now HE understands honor. Will probably commit seppeku like one of his chinese cartoons.
>>83207804
>>83207395
>>83207823
Not this lad but could someone actually give context on the .gif? I don't really follow and haven't seen BvS
>>83214869
Men have been backstabbing each other for ages. Do you think we aren't good at scheming?
>>83216322
Men are the Jews of gender.
How comes the wizard turned all the servants into freaks along wit the Beast?
She turned a damn child into a cup!
>>83216155
In interviews during AoU Hawkeye calls Window a slut and Cap laughs very hard at the idea. Tumbler gets triggered harder then a Acme trap vice and everyone gets a front row view of the drama
Fast forward a year later with a horrible launch of DC filmverse leading to the sad Ben moment during an interview after BvS. Then what is seen canonically as another drop in the bucket of MCU films breaks a billion with little effort.
Enter where we are now
>>83216370
Witches are evil. Beast should
Have just punched her in the face until the spell broke through sheer force.
>>83200982
This is too good to ignore
>>83216370
In original tellings the servants were either always magical objects brought to life by the asshole fairy or they were cursed because they pressured the prince not to trust her, fearing she might steal valuables
The first act of the Beauty and Beasts tale was pretty much the 99% story done in recessional France.
Also a later version just had Beast alone with a bunch of statues that Belle fear were imprisoned people when it turns out later Beast is a sculptor and he was recreating all his servants and friends that fled in terror of the Beast he became.
>>83216546
In France folktales fairies are God level beings. Beast trying to punch her would have lead to him being wiped from reality at best to being turn into a dickwolf at worse.
>>83216605
So the Disney movie is made even more fucked up?
That's a first!
NOT!
>>83216643
Should've used the speedforce.
>>83200774
>Whole story is centered around her being intelligent and cultured
kek. she is just an elitist hipster who thinks being a bookfag is better than whatever else people are doing.Reading YA does not make you intelligent and cultured and its unlikely that many books of substance would be available to her
>>83216756
Bet she didn't even read Aristotle's dialogues.
:^)
>>83216508
Thanks senpai, you cool
>>83204934
only prostitutes shaved, to try and curb vd, and even then they glued pub wigs (murkins) onto their mounds because apparently no one back then was into shaved girls.
>>83214365
Baths aren't even that clean. Like, a little work gets done in the first couple minutes and then you're just sitting a soup of your own filth. You shower because everything you scrub off goes down the drain.
>>83211237
Would a female Beast be as aggressive as her male counterpart with you living in the castle?
Can we talk about how fucking creepy the Beast is in older interpretations?
>>83217317
I hope so
>>83217509
original pepe
>>83200982
Zemo is the Disney equivalent to Zemo. Disney owns Zemo
>Realize I've never read original fairy tale
>Read up about it
"Beauty accepts responsibility for her actions and willingly goes to the Beast's castle. The Beast receives her graciously and informs her that she is now mistress of the castle, and he is her servant. He gives her lavish clothing and food and carries on lengthy conversations with her. Every night, the Beast asks Beauty to go to bed with him, only to be refused each time. After each refusal, Beauty dreams of a handsome prince who pleads with her to answer why she keeps refusing him, to which she replies that she cannot marry the Beast because she loves him only as a friend. Beauty does not make the connection between the handsome prince and the Beast and becomes convinced that the Beast is holding the prince captive somewhere in the castle. She searches and discovers multiple enchanted rooms, but never the prince from her dreams."
This seems different
>>83216151
You are mistaken, I'm female, and lamenting how we are just naturally shitty to the point where shitty behavior is attractive to both sexes. I wish everyone would kill themselves.
>>83218484
>Every night, the Beast asks Beauty to go to bed with him, only to be refused each time. After each refusal, Beauty dreams of a handsome prince who pleads with her to answer why she keeps refusing him, to which she replies that she cannot marry the Beast because she loves him only as a friend.
and then savage rape happens
>>83218761
>implying men aren't still good
Did you even SEE Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4fUzKH8U5c
>>83207259
It's a girl flick. Girls want to tame wild beasts and make them pretty and affable. Wild sex with a monster may be involved but it isn't an endpoint for a girl.
russian tale adaptation had beast proper spooky btw.
>>83204934
Please tell me there's more after this.
>>83215600
Seen this pic many times, and yet I just now noticed the knife.
