>tfw you'll never lie to Starfire about Earth's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things.
>>83189796
This is a sentiment that continuously assaults my thoughts to be honest with you.
>>83189969
Same
>>83189796
you cad
i'd tell her exactly what we were doing, and why (because earth's customs are varied and mostly terrible so cool people do their own thing) and support her choice to just do normal tamaranian shit like nuding it up. and do it with her.
Op Bump, anyone interested in writing greentext for this?
>>83192845
I would, but I'm at work on my phone.
>>83190398
This. I'd be honest but say she shouldn't give a crap about our stupid taboos.
>>83189796
This literally bothers me onde and a while.
>>83192880
Sucks, perhaps later?
>>83192845
What do you have in mind
>>83192845
You are really begging other people to make fap material for your particular fantasies?
>>83192979
Nothing really, wanna see what people can come up with. Feel free to write what you want
>You will never see the moment leading up from the wedding to the bed
>You willhave seenBlackfire and glgrdsklechhh's honeymoon
>You will never see Blackfire shackled to raising monstrous children
>You will never see her reaction as theygrow older and smarter with the same wit, cunning, and tamaranian powers as their mother and get actual subtitles
>You will never see them show their love and ambition for their mother, and for her to come to terms with them
>You will never see her lead an army of loyal, flying, super strong tentacle monsters shooting lasers from every orifice re-taking over Tameran with her army before heading to earth
>>83193059
Well more for anyone who shares it and wants to read greentext. Plus I'm interested in what people come up with.
>>83189796
mmmm
>you're pretty much invulnerable, right? and you can fly?
>you don't really need shoes then do you
>>83195007
That's like 0.1 percent of a fetish, man, you gotta go hard.
>>83193299
Labor must have been like giving birth to a whoopie cushion.
>>83194824
Holy fuck <3
>>83189796
Who are some other impressionable /co/ girls who aren't familiar with Earth customs?
"On Earth, very kind women are called sluts."
>"Okay, so might I be a slut?"
"Yes you are Starfire."
>"Thank you for teaching me these words Anon, like whore, slut and fucktoy. Should I try using these on the team?"
"NO! I mean...not yet, how about I tell you when to use what you've learned around others. Til then keep this between us. Don't want you accidentally offending someone."
>"Ah, okay!"
"Now then, lets try something more physical. One activity between friends is when a female sucks on the penis of a male. It's used to show the bond between them."
>"On my planet the penis is typically used for the intercourse."
"Well not on Earth, things are different here."
>"I see."
>>83189796
That's my whole biz, OP. I go to /aco/ sometimes and do a "so this is how you greet on earth?" request with her doing nude stuff
>>83196027
>"I never see Raven doing it on the other team members."
"Well I mean she's not very close with them. You know how she likes to keep to herself."
>"That is true. What is this activity called?"
"A blowjob."
>"What part about it has to do with an occupation?"
"Huh? Oh, it's just called that. Here let me show you how to do it."
Anon guides Starfire to kneel down, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock.
Starfire puts her mouth on it
"Start sucking on it like that candy Robin got you, but suck on it up and down."
Starfire did as Anon instructed and started sucking him off.
"Move your tongue around, that's it, ahhh."
Eventually Anon feels himself getting ready to cum
"Starfire, take your mouth off now."
She does and Anon cums on her face. She puts her hand to her face and inspects it.
>"What does this mean Anon?"
"When a male does that it means the blowjob is over. Cumming on the female's face is a mark of true friendship."
>"Aww, thank you Anon! I am every so happy to have a friend like you!"
"Yeah."
Starfire cleans herself up and leaves, so happy to learn about Earth and its strange customs from her friend.
Don't really do the whole greentext thing, so hopefully I didn't do too bad.
>>83196027
>On my planet the penis is typically used for the intercourse."
>"What a coincidence! We do that too. Wanna do it now?
>Of course!
Fixed that for you.
>>83189796
>tfw you'll never get a hug from starfire
>never cuddle with her
Why live?
>implying you would need to lie to Starfire to get her to do lewd and perverted things
Ain't the comics version the same thing?
>>83189796
she's a space sex slave, she knows.
>>83196652
(and other posts)
I would keep this shit completely off on the low, if she asked what it's called, I'd make up a name or chose something else, what if she found out what blowjobs are through some other thing, and learns you've been using her? Fucking ruined everything.
You gotta play it all smart.
>>83196744
Won't that Tamaranian pussy of hers clench any dick that fucks it to death?
>>83195841
XJ9
>>83195841
>>83196933
A tech savvy anon could hack her and program in a sex slave function
>>83197007
>ihavetheweirdestboner.png
>>83196933
>You will never convince Jenny that masturbating is normal and watch her walk around school pleasuring herself and having orgasms in public
Actually I guess that goes for all the girls in this thread
>>83189796
lord knows the amount of seed ive spilled to the idea of Starfire not thinking to wear panties under her skirt
>>83189796
Here's a story about a futa Raven doing exactly that to Starfire.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9459716/1/Culture-Shock
Have a picture too.
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37442
Enjoy.
>>83189796
>tfw you'll never lie to Starfire about Earth's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things.
I think I read that story somewhere... here we go:
http://www.empoweredcomic.com/comic/volume-1-page-174
>>83197475
>She continues to please herself in public even after she learns the truth once she discovers that she can't climax unless someone watches her
It doesn't even have to be that perverted, and that much of a lie. I'd just tell her that some Earth cultures use a kiss as a greeting.
>>83197475
Though her mom probably wouldn't give her a vagina, seeing as she didn't even give her sensory functions. Might need to modify them in so she'll fit in more like all the other kids masturbating
>>83197710
And then what? You're gonna serve her a bunch of eggs and tell her that she has to eat all of them?
>>83189796
So I'm not the only one that had this fantasy as a kid?
>>83197837
Depends. How erotically can a person eat eggs?
>>83189796
It's Starfire, she'll do lewd things on her own anyways
>>83195841
Lindsay from Total Drama Island is easily impressionable due to her stupidity.
>it's a select all images with a storefront episode
>>83198062
>not using legacy captcha
>>83196933
>>83197475
>Jenny becomes curious about the concept of nudism.
>Decides she wants to give it a try to feel more like a human.
>She feels slightly embarrassed about her most intimate parts being exposed yet also feels excited about all the attention her naked body is drawing
>>83197007
I'm sure Star's already done some lewd and perverted things on Mewni. She doesn't know they're frowned upon on Earth
>>83196933
>Get into relationship with Jenny
>Pressure her into self modifying to give herself a vagina and anus behind her mothers back to show she loves you.
>Fuck her daily
>>83194824
Is there more?
>>83198945
>She starts getting errors from incompatible software and has to get her mother to fix it, and explain why she got a vagina mod from some backalley roboticist.
>>83196677
I know the feeling too well, my friend.
>>83199599
She'd be the softest, most loving girlfriend
>>83199681
Starfire isn't my ideal gf, but it makes me think of that pic of starfire in a t-shirt, because it has the softest looking legs I have ever seen in a drawing. Anyone have it?
>>83198432
Jenny persuades Wakeman to give her a hardware upgrade that allows her to remove her top and skirt.
>The upgrade starts to malfunction preventing Jenny from putting on her "clothes"
>Hijinxs ensues as Jenny tries to make it back home without dying from embarrassment.
>>83200001
>Her embarrassment is so strong it starts to set off her arousal responses, making her dangerously close to orgasm as well as she tries to stay hidden
>>83199896
>>83200189
That's it! How is it so fucking magic?
>>83197007
You know, she wasn't too sure what a toilet was, so it's safe to assume that she doesn't poop. Therefore, can it be concluded that her ass is nothing but a receptacle for nut?
>>83200697
You're assuming she even has an asshole. Or a crack. Might just be smooth skin.
>>83200001
>Town is attacked by gigantic monster
>Jenny fights it as fast as quickly as possible to avoid anyone getting a clear view of her naked body
Jillian from Family Guy could also be easily manipulated due to her stupidity.
>>83201282
I prefer >>83200697 theory
>>83200697
>>83201149
She probably shits into a pail and throws it out the window like everyone else did in the middle ages.
>>83189796
You wouldn't even have to, idiot. On Kori's planet, people practically use sex in place of casual greetings.
All you'd have to do is NOT correct her preconceptions. Easiest thing in the world.
>>83196665
This.
I mean, their entire planet is a planet of sluts.
Its not like you NEED to trick her. This is so stupid and needless complicated.
Bump withYogurt.
topics like this is why its a shame, a fucking shame, there isn't a large doujin western market
>you'll never cum inside Starfire's stash of mustard bottles and watch as she happily drinks them
>>83200189
This picture makes me feel very lonely for some reason.
>>83193299
Has this come up or been referenced again? The marriage/kids?Did they ever say if they were her kids? I assumed, but you know.
>>83202544
Fucking this.
I want to see more nsfw art of Ariel exploring her human anatomy for the first time or innocently pressing her naked body against the grass and sand without a care in the world. Most porn never seem to go that angle and the ones who do aren't very good.
>>83203311
It's cuddle lust. It's worse than regular lust because you can't satisfy it by jacking off
>>83204193
Has anyone found a way to cuddle with themself yet?
>>83204348
No, but I sometimes hold my own hand when I go to sleep. If I lay in this one position my arm falls asleep so it kind of feels like it's not my hand
Can we continue talking about exploiting the ignorance of girls to get sex?
>>83204069
>Ariel playing with herself for hours on end after touching her new vagina for the first time and feeling a new sensation her simple mind can hardly comprehend.
Is there a kink for seeing a young woman discovering sex for the first time in her life in a hands on way?
>>83189796
which she then does with others
congrats,
you cuck'd yourself
>>83205500
I'd be content with just getting them naked as often as possible
>>83189796
Why would I do that? That would make me a manipulative asshole.
>>83205661
Well that too
>>83205743
But what if you teach her to poop on you or something in that vein? I think it's okay in that case.
>>83205797
Why would I want to do that, and what makes that remotely better?
>>83205825
>Why
>>83201528
>>83197929
The appeal just isn't as effective when you manipulate low IQ women to behave in such a sultry manner.
>>83200697
That's because if you're royalty you have people to wipe your ass. No joke. It was actually a coveted position with lots of perks and influence.
Naturally in regards to Star this gives ample opportunity for many delightful fantasies.
I feel like Mavis from Hotel Transylvania could be manipulated into doing stuff
>>83194824
Man Noodlrella is really is a noodle
>>83204193
I can try though.
>>83197532
Starfire never having a proper navel always bugged me, and still does
>>83189796
>tfw we will never have sexually empowered Kori back
>tfw we are stuck with the ditzy airhead that this cartoon made her out to be
>>83204193
Holy fuck that is so sad. Poor guy. :(
>>83205590
>Ariel discovers the pleasure of touching herself
>begins to grind against the soft grass, enjoying the tickling sensation
>She's discovered lying in a field, giggling silently, her body stained slightly green and sticky.
>After they take her in the maids have great difficulty keeping her from stripping naked and rubbing herself.
>>83204193
>she REALLY dodged the HELL out of it
No, I don't want to go back to the cringe, I've been clean for months.
>>83198706
The way I see it. Sexual relations on Mewni are very much the same on Earth. So a girl Star's age would know how sex works beforehand. (and even may have went through it as well.)(
>>83196847
Hot
Hopefully some writefags show up soon
>>83207362
>Prince Eric doesn't seem to mind that this mysterious mute girl refuses to wear any type of garments whatsoever
>Eric soon decides to join Ariel in her nude endeavors as a way to get to know her better while also fueled by curiousity
>Before you know it Ariel gets her voice back before the first day is over and more.
>>83208428
These guys lost their boner when she said she didn't have a shovel.
>>83207233
She's an alien. Why would she have an umbilical cord?
>>83204069
Ariel in Starfire's outfit pls
>>83207307
>sexually empowered
>literally waifu-ing a SLUT
laughingevans.jpeg
>>83210946
Just a reminder that "slut" is a term only used negatively by people who don't get laid. Slutfire was Bestfire, and now she's forever lost for Toonfire.
>>83211058
There are people who honestly believe this. Disgusting.
>>83211096
How was Palmal Handerson last night anon? Your goth-waifu is shit.
>>83204193
why are men today so pathetic?
>>83211216
Because they've been taught feminism.
>>83211146
I have no idea what you just said, but I'll assume you're a rooster.
>>83211216
The jews did it
>>83211216
That picture's old as fuck.
>>83189796
It would be better if she would learn about sex from porn magazines taking it very seriously.
>>83204193
That's really fucking pathetic.
>>83212554
Honestly, I understand his pain.
>>83210443
How does Tamaranian pregnancy work?
>>83210443
Had it in the comics obviously
>>83213101
Like this.
>>83189796
That sounds like something that could backfire really easily.
>>83213480More like Blackfire really easily.
>>83213517
>>83200189
jdimsa
I'm working on a RoR sprite game with Starfire, she's been sold as a slave by Blackfire and has an inhibitor collar that only stops working when she has an orgasm and zaps it offline when coming hard. So the game spends half the time with her powered and the other half unpowered and helpless. Should have a demo for the first stage in a couple weeks
>>83214598
You're posting this on /weg/ on /aco/ right?
>>83189796
Wow, you just have not read the comics at all.
>>83193059
>this is.literally all /mlp/ is now
>>83216165
They might as well be a nsfw board as they're pretty much one unofficially
>>83215985
That's been more than established at this point. This thread's become an in general exploiting the ignorance of /co/ girls thread since then.
>>83207307
>Empowered
>Literally just fap material
Don't pull an Aaron Diaz.
>>83197007
I can see Marco walking on Star in the nude on several occasions.
>tfw you'll never tell her that using cum as skin cream is the hot new trend among young people
>When you'll never convince her doctors suggest taking an extra large dildo in the ass to help the digestion system
>You'll never tell her that you read in the paper that handjobs are a fast and easy workout and helps benefit relationships between your male friends
>She wouldn't tell her friends about these advanced beauty and health tips you've been giving her to stay ahead of them.
>She'd fall for it all due to her stupidty and you'd never get the opportunity to use it to your advantage
Why live?
>>83218225
>Tfw you'll never...y'know you could probably tell Jillian anything and she'd believe you. She'd be the easiest /co/ girl to manipulate. With Lindsay you gotta at least put in some effort
>>83218863
Was supposed to be a picture of Jillian from Family Guy. Fail
>>83189796
But she's a sexually open space hippy. You tell her about threesomes and she'll be all for it. As long as you conditionally love her.But my heart belongs to Raven.
>>83205590
>>83207362
>>83209201
Fuck all this Starfire talk. This is clearly the idea that needs something to come from it.
>>83208428
white guys lower half is stubby as fuck
>>83193299
Even worse
>you will never court one of the Tamaranian/tentabeast hybrid girls and have a passionate night of sticking your dick in every slimy orfice
>>83220894
What's the point of life then man?
>>83211216
Why are asking this in 4chan? Are you normalfag?
>>83212554
But is it really wrong? I am pathetic too so i can feek his pain too but i would never do that.
>>83205590
Haven't you learned by now that anything can be a kink?
>>83197532
>posted image
That's a perfect front reference. Thanks anon.
>>83220781
It would be nice to have more than one female to focus on besides Starfire.
>>83196933
What do you think she feels like to the touch?
>>83190398
>>83192885
>>83197024
Interesting.
And hot.
>>83200189
I would run my hands up those legs any day of the fuckin' week.
>>83225343
Cold and metallic, just the way I like it
>>83207362
>>83196027
>>83196652
Friend, anon friend, don't do this.
There are too many things that can go wrong and shit will get real complicated, real fast.
>Intruder alert.
>"We need to go now anon! Your teachings must wait, our friends needs us!" Starfire exclaims while standing up from kneeling position.
"Yeah, sure, just give me a minute."
>"She runs out."
"Ohwaitshitsheisstillcoveredincum.jpg"
Everything is quiet for a few minutes.
>"Anon, where are you, it's The HIVE! We need you down at the entrence, FAST!"
"Y-yeah... Robin, uh.. got any visuals.. or... wh- evacuate! Man, I think... I think there was a bomb, yeah, I'll call Starfire and tell her to disarm it."
>"That wont do anon, she's fighting Jinx with Raven!"
"Oh shit..."
Phone rings.
>"...Anon, you are scum and I'll make sure you never use someone like this again..."
"I... I didn't!.."
Room goes black.
Did any of you people even like the show? I didn't even think about fucking the characters, I wanted to be their friends.
>>83225343
Ideally most of her chassis would be metal, but with a softer material for her ass, breasts, and cunt. Not flesh-textured, still clearly artificial, with just enough firmness to really play with
>>83213599
ha ha... get it?
>>83234644
You poor bastard
>>83213517
You get the fuck out of here.
Am I the only one who would sit down with her and explain everything about human sexuality she could ever want to know? Seems a lot more fun, especially when she starts getting curious about exactly how things work.
It disappoints me greatly that Zone will probably never make a second Starfire flash with her getting fucked by Robin and/or Raven.
>>83236620
the six non-consecutive seconds of Starfire getting Raven off was the hottest thing he's ever made and he doesn't even realize it
>>83236675
It's a shame he shies away from /u/ stuff these days after people complained about it taking up the majority of the Wakfu flash.
>>83210154
Weaklings.
>>83236735
>do a flash about two girls fucking
>people complain there's too much /u/
what the fuck?
someone post the page where she makes out with a guy and says she's after 'more English'
or the one where she admits she can learn language through any old touch and just likes the excuse to kiss people
>>83189796
>unknowingly
She literally does it willfully and knowingly in the comics all the fucking time. Sex isn't some forbidden taboo where she comes from.
>>83239423
They had vaginas. People go to Zone for dicks, cocks, penises, wieners, and occasionally MILFs with strapons.
>>83189796
Wasn't that the plot of Prophet's story with her and Robin in the tub?
>>83239423
Lesbian shit is boring as hell. Might as well make a flash of a girl just standing there, naked, watching paint dry.
>>83241661
homosexual detected
>>83200001
>>83200070
>>83201282
Yes, ENF is my fetish
I need more.
MORE I SAY
>>83241661
That's a nice opinion you've got there.
>>83241687
What's the reverse of ENF? Where she doesn't have a problem with what she's doing but everyone else is freaking out? I like that one.
>>83241699
Exhibitionism
>>83241687
>>83241712
Exhibitionism is too broad, though. It also covers girls who are embarrassed but running around naked because they get off on the embarrassment, or girls who are performing sexual acts in public. I guess it's just a niche form of exhibitionism without a special term.
>>83189796
>tfw your ex was just like Starfire, looks and personality, from Brazil instead of Tamaran
>tfw you didn't need to lie to her about America's customs to get her to unknowingly do lewd and perverted things, she did them on her own because she loved you that much
>she got you into lifting, cooking, dancing, soccer and audio-books
>tfw she went back to Brazil two years ago and she took your heart with her
>>83241699
Casual nudity
>>83220781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8lwVmQo
>>83204348
>Has anyone found a way to cuddle with themself yet?
I just use a pillow
it absorbs some of your heat so it'll almost feel like another person after a while
>>83205424
>tfw I do this and didn't realize until just now.
>>83193299
>>You will have seen Blackfire and glgrdsklechhh's honeymoon
thank's to Zone this isn't true
