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What the hell does Blood do? Why couldn't the Red Miles have something to do with it? In WV's dream the Red Miles was clearly made from his blood.
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>>83178780
WV was an inconsequential pawn.
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>>83178780
blood pumps through youre veins op
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>>83178780
It turns you into a weak kuck who sucks 8ulges
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In terms of flashy god tier powers, I would imagine Blood would get shit like Red Miles, yeah. At least classes like Witch would.
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>>83178904
>Only males have noses
>Except for Aradia
>Some have claws, some don't
>TEREZI HAS A TAIL AND FACE TENTACLES
WHAT ARE THE RULES GOD DAMN IT
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Finally.

The team up everyone was waiting for.
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>I already read Homestuck. I understand all of its intangible plotholes, and I'm wondering what you did about the arms?

>Basically, when you first read through the archive, you see the original images (no arms, etc.) When you get to a page (such as page 008000) that "reaches back" to retcon some earlier pages, then a hidden flag gets set. From then on if you go back to the earlier pages, they will appear changed. (Archive: Retrieve Arms From Plothole.) There are several different sets of changes.

>This matches the original experience of reading the story live on the website. I may be wrong, but I like to think Andrew Hussie would have done the same if he had more time / certainty about all the ways the website might be accessed - it was easier for me here in the archive where I have more control.

I hope one the story is finished Hussie, or someone working for him, does this to the real one.
Maybe I'm underestimating how complex it is, but surely you should be able to check if the browser accepts cookies and allows javascript, and if so let the retconned pages appear normal until you reach the appropriate point. And if not, just show them how they were originally
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>>83179158
Seriously, if the Epilogue isn't confirmed, the "Ongoing" better mean this is what he's doing
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>>83178780
Jack really did use WV's blood in Cascade, whatever uncertain significance that had in the end.
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>>83179199
>Karkat is going to ruin Universe C with his mere presence
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>>83179199
In a doomed timeline Karkat kicked Bec Noir's ass by overpowering his red miles with his as a fully realized Knight of Blood and commandeering everyone else in the battle. Maybe then he'd be worthy of ending with Dave.
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>>83179038
>stopsignman.jpg
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>>83179158
when i read archivally the arms and password pages acted as just another blurred glance into the future of the type that homestuck is already absolutely full of. it felt intended and not weird at all. serial readers who think it fucks up the experience or whatever are seriously overreacting

the only disappointment is getting all the way through to find out this mystery built up across the whole comic led up to reviving fucking VRISKA of all people. 'shes8ack' as if she ever left
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>>83179038
sonic, papaya, and pearl
AND
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>>83178904
Is this a special ed class AU?
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>>83179038
I'm not seeing any common thread here
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>>83178904
Nepeta reminds me of that Goofy fetish cosplayer.
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>>83179316
maybe the reason none of them look like the same species because they all have different troll versions of down syndrome
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>>83179271
>Rather than being dead weight again, Karkat could have helped end the mess he started by fighting along side Jade and finally doing the bloody thing
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>>83179241
>Homestuck 2.0
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>>83179325
>common thread
Hehe. Because Kanaya and the others are into sewing.
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>>83179038
The world can't handle these levels of autism. This is a dangerous game being played, one that puts us all at risk.

>>83179325
The worst fandoms, together at once.
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>>83179297
Zim!
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>>83179281
I'm not like Liveblogger, thinking it ruins the comic or anything, but I think it's important to distinguish John's powers from regular time-travel.
While everything else exists as part of the eternal paradox space-time, John's acting from "outside" it, and can change what actually happens
I think, for a reader, it's more meaningful if his actions appear to change Homestuck, rather than being another thing that was always going to happen.

There's an argument to be made about whether it's important that a reader gets the full experience, or that John changes the actual Homestuck permanently and irreversibly. Then again I guess the "full experience" would mean reading a few panels a day at random, then waiting three years to finish.
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>>83179325
Pointy hair.
I mean, unless someone's going to point out that Sonic is the Mobotropolis Two Wheeled Device
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>>83179618
conceptually it works better for me if John permanently changes, and always has changed, homestuck. it fits better with the ongoing theme of characters within the story - WV/Exiles, the trolls, Scratch and especially Caliborn/LE and Hussie himself - acting as videogame players and writing the story from the inside in the way that somehow it was also always written due to convoluted timeloops.

in retrospect the fight over who controls the story is pretty clearly the most important conflict of homestuck given how often the reins swing from person to person.
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>>83178904
>everyone are ugly freaks
>besides eri
i aprovve
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requesting vriska grabbing terezi's ass while her huge dick turns into a muscled arm that is trying to strangulate karkat

John and Roxy take care of NEET Calliope who wants her tendies

Dirk, Jake and Jade play soccer

Dave cheating on Karkat and Jade by banging Jane who wears a fake moustache and cat ears

Jack Noir and Ms Paint just got happily married

And Rose is throwing a temper tantrum at Papaya for not being able to make hotpockets
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>>83179903
Equius looks qt
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>>83179864
>in retrospect the fight over who controls the story is pretty clearly the most important conflict of homestuck
How? Who 'writes' homestuck never actually matters
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>>83180005
whoever writes more has/had more influence over how the universe was and is
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I call it 8old and 8rash!
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>>83179325
Pearl and Kanaya are practically the same character
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>>83180223
No they're not, they're just aesthetically similar.
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>>83180263
Not even that.
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>>83180309
I meant that both are the "polite classy girl" archetype, not that they have similar designs. Actually I don't know if the word "aesthetic" can be used for that.
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>>83180223
Pearl is neurotic, reactive and occasionally melts down when her emotions overcome her

Kanaya is largely impassive until her patience boils over.

>>83180375
Not really, no
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>>83180411
DYKES
Y
K
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S
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>>83179038
These are all drawn really well, I'm considering saving
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>>83180432
>sonic is a male lesbian
It all makes sense
My GOD
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>>83180411
You need to look at their stories though. Both of them have an unrequited love for the fattest character in the story
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[EURODANCE INTENSIFIES]
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>>83180223
Well they both love a Rose
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>>83180510
You mean eurobeat, right?

>>83180533
Oh fuck im retarded

time to off myself
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>>83180559
Dammit. I knew eurodance wasn't entirely on the money.
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>>83180533
holy shit and sonic bones amy rose

THE LINK IS FOUND
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>>83179038
Did Sonic ever get impaled or a hole blasted in his chest before? Because that is the only conclusion I can draw from this
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we're fixing mistakes today
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>>83180570
>>83180586
Nevermind, mystery solved
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>>83180586
>Did Sonic ever get impaled
Only in fanfiction
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>>83180669
Maybe it's because andrew is a faceless entity on the internet, maybe I'm just that bitter.
but I don't feel sorry for him.
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I wonder where he is today.

Probably still at cons, wishing he wouldn't be there, walking in the rows behind Steven Universe cosplayers.
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>>83180692
He fucked up the writing his own damn self, and he has made mad autism bucks off of it, so there's nothing really to feel sorry for.
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>>83180692
you shouldn't
he was hoisted by his own pitard
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>>83178780
I think Blood the Aspect is for people who feel like they don't belong and don't want to be excluded. Karkat has a rough time being social because he's a genetic runt and throughout the entire webcomic nobody REALLY goes full red or black with him. As for what it represents I think it's immersion in a group rather than just unity, but I'd have to check how many people Karkat actually knew before the game.
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ITT: we post our epilogue prediction

>Jake, Dirk and Jade play soccer
>Davepeta comes back and pukes at MSPA Reader's face
>Karkat and Dave start fucking each other
>Jane and Dad start fucking each other
>WV becomes the new leader of humanity, and the carapaces
>Kanaya throws the matriorb into the trash and fucks Rose
>Roxy ditches John for Calliope
>Calliope turns into Caliborn and fucking murders everyone
>at the last scene, we see terezi being sad for several panels until she sees a light and she asks "1S TH4T YOU, VR1SK4?" and then the epilogue ends
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>>83180753
oh fuck, I forgot:

>Ms Paint and Jack Noir marriage
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>>83180692
I don't feel sorry for him
I just wish things were different, because I used to really love his stuff
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[S]Karkat: Reunite with your loving cat and matesprit
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>>83180753
It's funny that I still can't get over how Terezi basically got John to change history so she could enter into an unhealthy relationship with someone she knew was a shitty person
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Are you fucking kidding me right now
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>>83180804
Not her, (Terezi) is happy with her moirail (Vriska) in the dreambubbles, who ceased ot be a horrible person.

She basically condemned an alternate version to be a yesman.
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>>83180802
F8CK OFF
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>>83180866
damn, it's even worse when you put it like that
dreambubbles were a mistake
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>>83180867
you just hate it because she's able to make karkat stop being a weenie
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>>83180753
Rose gets lobotomised, Kanaya spends the rest of her days caring for juicebox
Jade's mind absorbs all the memories of the souls of those lost to the black hole of the green sun and she becomes disillusioned with humanity
John finally becomes truly free and turns into the breeze
Jane kills herself
Dave and Karkat have a healthy relationship until Karkat gets cancer, Dave jumps back in time and is never seen again
Jake grows ever inward, losing himself to fantasy
Dirk becomes a robot
The ring of life slips from Calliope's fingers one day and she vanishes
Aradia just watches
and single mother Roxy soldiers on
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>>83180918
But aside from (Vriska), Nepeta is the Queen of the weenies.
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>>83180586
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svG0WjG-3s8
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>>83180942
>Nepeta
>weenie
The fuck am I reading?
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>>83180042
after watching the tex talks videos, and realizing that vriska's meta power is to literally steal the spotlight, i can understand why she was brought back. she has a hand in a lot of the negative and positive events of the story, mostly negative pre-retcon, and mostly positive post-retcon.

i still don't feel it's good from a narrative point of view, but it makes sense
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>>83180937
ARADIA
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>>83180972
she never confessed, and she failed to save her moirail from cloun.
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>>83181025
gamzee's op

nepeta's at least as good a fighter as terezi
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>>83180942
and GT karkat is the second least weenie karkat
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>>83181006
>>83181025
>killed an ogre with her claws in the coolest way possible
>she failed to save her moirail from cloun
Equius ordered her to hide. She also broke his promise to try to avenge him.
>>83181025
>gets wrecked by Gamzee
Cloun plot armor.
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>>83180997
I don't know why I opened that .gif expecting Aradia to be riding someone in the cowboy position
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Roxy is an excellent babysitter!
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I AM A LOSER
I AM A KUCK
I AM A FAILURE AS A TROLL
VRISKA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN ME
LONG LIVE VRISKA
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How comes it that when a character everyone had hype or expectations for, as soon as they fail to live up to that hype or expectations by doing something considered "weak" or just generally failing, that everyone who assumingly was part of the hype for them suddenly turns around and makes fun of said character using another character they reviled before?
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>>83180981
yeah the execution was pretty trash just because the character/joke writing had diminished by that point, but vriska coming back makes total sense to me as a big dumb joke and also the most logical conclusion of the huge self-insertion/story controlling thing that defined homestuck, with a showdown between mary sue and gary stu themselves.
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>>83180981
>he fell for the spotlight meme
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>>83181270
you know that all the complaining about karkat is like one guy, right?
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>>83181292
this post is bad and you should feel bad
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>>83181337
Can't be sure about that. Maybe it's the hot new meme.
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>>83181270
losers in hst did tumblr-level kin relation with loser characters in homestuck, believing that the characters would sort out their loser problems like losers do in other fiction, and let them feel good about themselves vicariously.

but they didnt magically turn into badasses like were used to so all the irl losers are dealing badly with being told indirectly that they actually fucking suck. and they take it out on their characters as an extention/kin of themselves. because they hate themselves. for good reason
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>>83181386
>new
no.
I'm nearly 100% positive the guy who complains about karkat is the same guy who does the karkat/vriska stuff and the (vriska) stuff and the meenah/karkat/vriska stuff.
They all entail the same obnoxious roleplaying
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>>83180956
Holy shit
>tfw Kanaya and Pearl are actually Sonic the Hedgehog rip-offs
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>>83181386
well there you go
it's homestuck, throwing away an entire character's personality to make jokes is par for the course
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Rails obviously don't pail, but to which degree of nudity would they still be comfortable around each other? Is a degree that would be outrageous for moirails?
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>>83181499
we don't really know. a lot of the social taboos seem to revolve around buckets, rather than exposure. it never really comes up
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>>83181499
depends on the people presumably. i know people who fuck their otherwise platonic friends. troll relationships should manifest as differently as real ones do
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>>83181499
Maybe they are comfortable enough to take baths together like siblings do as kids. "Hey, I'll scrub your back for you" "Okay, thanks man. And I got you some no-tears shampoo so it doesn't sting your eyes again" "Sweet <>"
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>>83181499
>equius
>comfortable
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>>83181499
I think comfort level would vary across relationships but casual nudity probably isn't a huge deal when the parties involved have no sexual attraction to each other.
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>>83181577
"Rails don't pail" is supposed to be along the same lines as "bros don't fuck". The point being that yeah, sometimes that happens, but you can hardly still be called 'bros' after that.
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Was this drawn by KC Green?
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>>83181427
so it's a good reason to shit on karkat
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>>83181640
gay bros fuck all the time without feeling any romantic attraction. its like the biggest perk of being gay. fucking your bros all chill like, no big deal
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>>83181386
I've noticed it too, there's one anon who's been projecting super hard on karkat for months now, before the updates he focused on meenkat but now he's all about karkat crying
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>>83181726
Faggots can't be bros with anyone.
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>>83181768
if youve ever been out in a big city youll know this is not true
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>>83181979
Delete This
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>>83182001
Why? Getting nervous on your way to the shipping wall street?
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>>83181979
DELETE THIS

>>83182024
DELETE THIS
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>>83182047
No
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>>83181979
Ha!

>>83182024
>healed left eye
>robot arm
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>>83182070
retcon john is LITERALLY AT THIS MOMENT splitting them up the bastard
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>>83182070
>>83182114
how the hell is the conversation between terezi and karkat supposed to go after this moment?
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>>83182114
Yeah, but remember that awful thing where Dave and Karkat didn't like each other at first, but over the course of time their differences served only created a stronger, more equal bond between them, and how they both still cared deeply for Terezi even if they weren't in a romantic relationship?

CAN'T HAVE THAT SHIT, NOW CAN WE.
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>>83182182
>GU3SS 1V3 GOT BR41N PROBL3MS!
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>>83182182
I think YOU DON'T NEED HIM was in fact just after that convo.
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>>83182232
>gmazee
>taller than skollux
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>>83179025
The idea is that they take after their Luses.
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>>83182232
>(Is floating so as to make hersself look taller))
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>>83182328
Then I reiterate, WHY DOES TEREZI HAVE A TAIL AND TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HER FACE? WHY DOESN'T FEFERI HAVE THE TENTACLES?
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>>83182182
Your interpretation :^)
Aren't you satisfied?
Homestuck in now the story YOU want it to be!
Aren't we glad homestuck is a puzzle some people aren't smart enough to figure out
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>>83182389
are you the one who isnt smart enough
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>hussie tells people he won't commit suicide but then hangs himself to be subversive
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>>83182070
WEENIE
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>>83181979
hahahaahahahaa oh wow
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Man remember that time when we all liked a thing and then it went to shit
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I just went back through everything post-retcon, thinking "Hey, the wounds have healed, I have zero expectations left, those last two animations are some quality stuff, I bet I will enjoy this." Let me tell you, even when you are prepared for it, that ending is fucking awful and made me feel awful.
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>>83182587
Thank god we had so much to look forward to with new thing coming so soon
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>>83182714
>reading some new readers reaction to the comic
>their feelings are basically this
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When will someone copy Sburb concept and make something actually good with it?
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*ziiiiiiiip*
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>>83183028
homestuck truly is the spore of webcomics
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>>83181499
In general, or those two?
Because I don't think Equius would be embarassed at e%hibiting his strong musculature to anyone.
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>>83182071
She's obviously taking a break between FLARPing sessions, and while she's changed out of her Mindfang costume she doesn't want to remove her fake robot arm because it takes ages to get back on
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Which homestuck t-shirt should I buy
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>>83182328
>>83182389
And why doesn't Equius have breasts?
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>>83183221
aries
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>>83183221
Dave's unbroken record shirt
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Anyone got the fic pastebin?
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wake
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>>83182611
Go reread the Caliborn parts. Guaranteed to restore your faith in Hussie a little.
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>>83183641
Caliborn is okay but as a villan setting up English he fails as a threat and considering what happens to the kids, who are supposed to be the main characters, it doesn't really make up for all the bullshit.
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>>83183626
can't wake up
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Rip homestuck
wwalks outta thread for the last time
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shit what was that old shitpost from pre-banishment /hsg/ that went like

hnok honk muthafukas its me gaymze da cloun
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>Latin Homestuck
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=8984
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>>83184175

TG: similis magnitudinis texasis
TG: aut insulae rhodae
TG: semper utuntur comparationibus geographicis ut darent sensum gradi putans significare aliquid nobis
TG: sed nihil refert semper est similis: EI EST FUTUENS INGENS
TG: velut praesidens fax caelestis appetit ere. o sic, quam magnitudino? est magnitudino texasis ere
TG: O STERCE
TG: aut, quam magna? est magnitudino urbis novi yorkis ere
TG: O STERCE
TG: ere cometes est magnitudino penis tuae matris
TG: O STERCE
TG: ere scisne iuppiter
TG: significas planetam?
TG: sic
TG: est magnitudino eius
TG: hmm est magnus
TG: habeo quaestionem
TG: estne iuppiter?
TG: sic ere, terra obsidetur ad verbum a planeta futuenti iove
TG: O STERCE
TG: utique postmodo
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>>83181175
She's not a babysitter though, she's their adopted older sister.
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>>83184175
holy shit man

i've dabbled in learning latin (i know spanish as a second language, so the similarities and cognates are helpful) and i think this might be the perfect learning tool

as it is, i can understand like 3/5ths of each page, so i think switching between english mspa and latin mspa could be the perfect learning tool

i sincerely thank you
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>>83184335
fuck nevermind it appears it hasn't been updated in 2 months and doesn't even get past John dicking around in his house
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>>83184256
PROSTAGMA
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>>83184175
>LUDUS FRATER
>Frotel Rwanda
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Hussie's biggest mistake is making Lord English the main villain and shoving Jack Noir into a joke side character. If we were to modify Homestuck to never include Doc Scratch, the Scratch Intermission, Lord English, Calliope, and Caliborn, and the leprechauns, then we could have had this epic [S] Collide with the kids & Trolls vs Jack Noir
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>>83183641
removing doc scratch is a bit extreme, you could keep doc scratch and le and just make it so the whole thing is dealt with by slick instead of any of the kids

also i forget, why did doc want to make the green sun in the first place?
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>>83184530
>never include Doc Scratch
But
Come on though
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>>83184591
It coincided with his death/his master getting in
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>>83184591
The reason he wanted to make it was because it was responsible for all the first guardian power shit
The reason he wanted to make it then and not during any of his other permutations was because we the reader had to see it happen in order for the story to make sense
Homestuck isn't actually an immersive story
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>>83184787
There's litterally zero evidence for it, but I rationalize that sort of stuff away with the assumption that the Kid's sessions being as fucked up as they are leave more wiggle room. Paradox space can't really clamp down on destiny as hard when the Horrorterrors are actively trying to break their own rules to give the kids the advantages they need to defeat English.
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>>83184977
when was the very last time the horrorterrors were mentioned in the story
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>>83185019
I don't think they were even mentioned in Act 6 Act 6, but I know Dave at least mentioned them in Act 6 Act 5 Intermission 5 (?) when he's talking to Grimbark Jade about time travel.
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MY 8ULGE FOR HIRE
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>>83185068
grimbark jade as usual bringing good stuff
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So... why the fuck WAS Vriska a giant asshole after the john retcon? Wasn't her character starting to develop because right before the standoff, there was a pesterlog with him discussing all the killing and killing Tavros and stuff?
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>>83185019
>Epilogue, Act 1 Act 1 Act 1
>This young squiddle floats in xir reklein bottle. It just so happens that today is the day of this squiddle's emergence. Though it was three kalpa ago xe was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! Three kalpa, for convenient reference, is equivalent to 13 billion Earth years.
>What will the name of this young squiddle be?
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>>83185252
Because HACK.

And that's really about it.
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>>83185260
we were promised a 10,000 page fedorafreak intermission
this is more important than dumb space squids
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>>83185252
Why the fuck was everyone's character basically nonexistent after the retcon? why did people eat it up?
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>>83185339
People didn't. They left the fandom.
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>>83185069
We know how to use a spare bulge!
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>>83185420
>That Feferi
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>>83185420
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>that fic where Karkat stops Feferi and Meenah from fighting by letting them both knot him simultaneously
>that other fic where he does it again

>>83183602
Check the /aco/ thread
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Iida from My Hero Academia is like a G-rated Equius, he's great
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>>83185420
>Did I leave the oven on?
>Man I hope so, I could go for some cookies.
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>>83185478
I need a nude Kanaya looking like this
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Do not bully Feferi.
She is sexy and soft.
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>>83185353
Cute fang!
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>>83185646
>sometipsygnostalgic
Into the trash it goes
She's a hardcore fujoshit, ignore her
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>>83185624
agreed

fef is a fine wwoman
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>>83185646
If I'm gay but I don't like davekat does that make me self-hating or in the closet
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>>83185624
I double this!
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>>83185646
That particularly artist is one of the most stereotypical fat fangirls, of course she'd claim that only homophobes dislike davekat, not that people hate it because it's forced as fuck and came out of nowhere; taking a literal mass retcon to come into being
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>>83185721
>She will never sit on your face after cuddles.
Why live.
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>>83185646

why post this here

shes just some person who can't get anything important going in her life
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>>83185646
This is all the more reason for Hussie to sink that piece of shit past all recognition
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Did liveblogger finish yet? I wanna see her reaction to Collide.
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>>83185646
I pray for our hatebrothers on Reddit. They fucking suck, but even they don't deserve to be so thoroughly taken over by SJWs. No one deserves that sort of fate.
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>>83185648
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>>83185646
>reading the comments
>people outright saying that homestuck needs to be a safe space
For fuck's sake
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>>83185890
>>83185867
>>83185792
What happened?
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>>83183728
He's a terrible villain, but he's a great character.
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>>83185923
Yaoi fangirl bitching about davekat hate
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>>83185923
go on the homestuck subreddit, look for the post with a million comments
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Oh no, what terror, a dead ship!
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>>83185960
what the fuck
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>>83186008
oh yeah, people wanted jadekat cucking
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>>83186032
I DONT GET IT
WHO IS GETTING KEKED HERE
DAVE OR JADE
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The Ships of Homestuck Past
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>>83186058
Dave
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>>83185646

>Complaining about homophobia in one of the gayest communities on the internet

what
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The the relationships that never really were.
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>>83185885
More!
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>can't post in reddit because some people will cry that it doesn't fit their views

and nothing of value was lost
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>>83179038
It's stupid, but it's drawn well. I'm conflicted.
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>>83186125
>tfw terezi never got to taste rose's orange creamsickle
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>>83186075
JadeKat ships always make me feel melancholy since he seems to love her but obviously doesn't deserve her. His cucking is inevitable.
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>>83186182
I think it was meant to be a joke
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>>83186231
Don't worry I did.
That person in particular I see posting in fervent support of Davekat all the time, what the fuck is their deal?
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>>83186240
If he's going to post things, post roxykittens
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what the hell is imzy, and why are all the sensitive homestuck fans going there?
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Once again it's just an instance of literal autistics not understanding that other people have different opinions
They're emotionally and developmentally stunted and can't cope with the fact that people like and believe things that they don't like and believe
Big fucking shocker it happens every day on every website
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>>83186252
tumblr stereotype. Can't handle banter, pushes her views on everyone agressively and cries about everything. Im not going to go on her blog cause jesus christ I dont wanna get cancer but im fairly sure it says "has autism" somewhere
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>>83186384
FullhouseStuck when
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>>83186224
At least we can always fiddle as Homestuck burns.
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Disregard reddit drama, post leijoncest
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>>83186449
sorry all i have is this rampant homophobia
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I WAS RAPED
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>>83186481
Thats a nice piece of homophobia, anon
Post more. Im addicted
I need my fix bro
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>>83186494
No8ody 8elieves you, now get 8ack on my 8ulge!!!!!!!!
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>>83186549
sure
remember to vote for trump so he can cancel homestuck, thereby illegalizing gay marriage
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>>83186581
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>>83186614
SUre thing man, im already yelling John "gas the gays" Egberts many names in the air
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>redditors openly talking about their dogshit hugbox

go eat a hollowpoint
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>>83186630
Once again demonstrating how 4chan is the superior organism, forcibly introducing it to another colony results in significant casualties
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>>83186224
> HSG wasting away before the inevitable permaban
> Tumblr's gone to obsessing over Steven Universe and Undertale
> Deviantart is no longer relevant
> MSPAF is kill

And now even Reddit's gone to shit. It was a good run folks.
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>>83186614
Davejade needs to happen because Karkat isn't happy in any relationship, while Jade held out three years
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>>83186703
this

Jade DESERVES Dave, and only kike shills think otherwise
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>>83186699
>implying we wont just move to the trash
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>>83186657
fucking kill yourself
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>>83186691
that's good. make sure you also hoist your confederate flag high up on your flag pole made of anti-vaccination posters
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So was MSPAF an inside job
I refuse to believe that the admins were so grossly negligent that they didn't have at least one recent backup and just let the forums be compromised despite knowing about the attack DAYS before they were deleted
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ARADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Has there ever been a fan adventure HSG has had a part in making?
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>>83186788
give me some more, i need some more propaganda for my klan rally
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>>83186802
Fanventures aren't the style around here, it's more collections of shared headcanons or stories, like metastuck
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>>83186800
shes going to blow!
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>>83186794
everyone knew the ending was shit, including the people who worked on it and did things as far as destroying the forums so hussie wouldn't see the backlash in his own backyard. people only pretend to like how the comic ended, those close to him to make him feel better.
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>>83186794
vriska/ipgd told mspaf to go to sleep on his quest bed so andrew could kill it and make it god tier, but it had an autistic fit and fell off so its dead and thats that
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>>83186800
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>83186816
At the same time, what the fuck is there to do? It's like all the big names either agree with this shit, or they're smart enough to keep their mouths shut.
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>>83186794
>despite knowing about the attack DAYS before they were deleted
Source on that?
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>>83186816
KILL YOURSELF
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>>83186813
here you go, burn a cross for me
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>>83186788
>filename
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>>83186800
This is the dumbest fucking shit but I still laugh every time
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>>83186816
fuck off reddit fuck off reddit fuck iff reddit stop trying to be 4chan fuck OFF
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>>83186852
ipdg probably pushed mspaf off herself.
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god someone HELP
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>>83186880
Yes?
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