Will she go for it?
Parker's gimmick is actually pretty funny.
>>83160721
It is, but I feel like I'm full on apropros newspapers falling into people's hands. At this point, I'm just wondering to myself "What kind of newspaper will pop up in the next comic?", which feels like that shouldn't happen.
>>83160686
Dammit Amber, don't you dare turn into the worst girl.
Johnny Handsome looks suspiciously like a certain Crystal Gem.
This one seems very exploitable
Oh, a new one this soon? Nice.
Also she better not fuck Violet over.
>>83162192
Its usually update scheduled is Monday Wednesday isn't it?
>>83160686
Amber I believe in you, you can beat this
>>83161405
Or Johnny Bravo you blockhead
>>83161405
blockhead
>>83161405
>>83161727
heres something of a template
>>83162794
Did this comic always used to be this funny?
>>83162192
She endured the horoscope bait, she could withstand this.
>>83163301
nope, im glad shen finally listened to us and stopped putting in so many fucking words
>>83160686
I've seen pages of this posted on /co/ and thought it looked cute/funny, is there an official page for it? I searched and only came up with what I assume is the artist's tumblr. Is that all there is?
>>83164503
Yep
>>83164231
Comics can still be wordy, jokes are just funnier because they're story/character driven now. First 50 pages were just Shen establishing 100 different characters to varying degrees.
>>83164503
There's also the artist's lewd account, Stealth Brock, if you're into reblogged lizard/genie porn and some early self-indulgent porn.
>>83160686
So males exist in the universe?
I guess this comic is redeemed
>>83163162
Oh god
>>83160686
Wait, there are guys in this universe?
i just noticed that this webcomic isnt a video game webcomic
>>83165366
>>83164938
How could anyone be born without males, it's not like this is a fetish comic or anything...
>>83165918
There's a very specific species of lizards that have lesbian sex to trigger parthenogenesis.
>>83164938
That was confirmed a long time ago
>>83165366
>>83164938
The canon is that males exist, they just arent anthro like the females.
Straight from the writer's mouth.
>>83164938
>redeemed
>>83166613
Wait really?
>>83166728
They're fucking lying.
He never said that.
>>83164068
Well, I already finished reading Getter Robo so...
>>83160686
Wow, this is getting beyond corny
>>83166613
>>83166728
I just asked on the stream. Shen said that's definitely not true.
>>83166971
>>83166851
ASK CROB
it's not true. are you really all this gullible
>>83167029
They're desperate to project themselves onto a male scalie
Are they cold-blooded? They don't seem to be.
>>83166896
You'd have something to talk to Amber about between intimate moments.Lucky.
>>83167029
>are you really all this gullible
No. Like last thread with the "Grizzelda is a bitch" I wondered if Crob says anything he seems to be joking half the time if he said it at all.
Unfortunately plenty of anons here can't pick sarcasm out of text.
>>83167101
also no
>>83167101
Reptiles can't keep warm in the South Pole.
>>83167084
how do you even project yourself onto a snake. It has no limbs and is also not self-aware.
>>83167202
You can just read the comic to realize Grizzelda is a bitch.
>>83167000
I did. Basically same answer as Shen. "Why wouldn't they be lizards?" he asked.
>>83167745
Missing the non-anthro versions.
I promise Ill save it this time.
>>83167955
>grizz a bitch
But how?
>>83168015
read just about any line from her out loud a couple times. A lot of sarcastic lines dont work when thought-read.
>>83167139
that Kaizoku Fandubs gag still gets me
>>83160686
I wondering in what way Amber could betray Violet. Tell the school mob where Violet is right now? Or use a net on her?
>>83167139
>>83167406
>>83167745
Help me, I can't stop hearing Peridot's voice from Steven Universe on all the girls.
How you hear their voices?
>>83160686
will Violet ever get the break she deserves?
>>83168145
>hearing Shelby Rabara for everything
anon you might be in hell
that's your punishment
>>83168145
I hear Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad voice whenever Camille speaks
>>83168145
My mind keeps shuffling through dub voices, but it's generally stuff like Grey Delise for Ada, Lenore Zann for Camille, Dawn Bennett for Teresa, and Erica Mendez for Violet.
I can see Peridot as half the girls, though, especially as an alternate Camille.
>>83168145
I read Violet's lines with Ryuko Matoi's voice.
>>83168323
I can see why he would tho, she has a good voice for a small reptil. The thing is that everyone is a small reptil girl on this comic.
>>83168229
the mind break
>>83168672
>Parker mind-breaks Violet into becoming her personal muscle
>>83165463
>>83167139
why are all of the girls weaboos
>>83168849
dude have you read this comic
>>83168849
>all
Not all of them has shown interest in anime/manga.
One even told Camille to get out when Camille tried to push anime theme songs.
>>83168849
Isn't it only like eight of them
It would actually be more like a modern school if the majority of them watched shitty TV anime. As a teacher those fuckers always talk about Toonami.
>>83168229
yeah, next week
>>83168849
Because weeaboos are cute? I don't know. One girl is a recovering weeaboo, and a couple girls haven't talked about anime yet, but there are still a lot of scalie anime junkies.
>>83168849
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
you will see for yourself
just be sure to ask the right crowd of girls
>>83169012
Geraldine's a special case, though. She's into different kinds of culture, and the anime Camille was pushing was MIDI knockoff fluff. If she found some anime house music, Geraldine would have been all over that shit.
>>83169756
So far this is the only comic that strikes me as "too much text" in the few threads I've been too.
>>83161035
she a salamander?
>>83168014
I like that there's two versions.
>>83170498
Yes.
>>83170498
Amber's a spotted salamander, and Sally the lunch lady is a spring salamander.
Is it a coincidence that two of the best girls are salamanders?
>>83170719
Is this a race thing
>>83170996
I can't identify any actual traits Amber and Sally share other than nominally being Salamanders, so probably not
>>83168145
>How you hear their voices?
I just realized I don't really hear the voices when I read it. Just sortof the..."emotion" behind the words? Characterized intent?
I'm not coming up with a good way to describe this.
>>83170901
Every time I see this I think it looks like Camille is going to start doing a little jig.
>>83171065
They're both blond
Is that the furry Azumanga Daioh?
>>83171896
no
it's a scalie Azumanga Daioh
>>83171896
>strictly_scalie_household.jpg
>>83171896
>>83172136
got you famalam
>>83170998
>almost all Violet porn has her be reluctantly lewd
It's all in the character, I swear. A good lewd artist does its best to be accurate to the source, and it's a win/win for both artist and consumer.
I know it's Jay peg sorry
>>83174124
Do I look like I know what a Jay peg is
>>83173038
>>83174124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
When does Parker pull out her ultimate weapon?Whoever reads this will explode
>>83174928
Fucking wizards and their Explosive Runes.
>>83174544
yes!
>>83169756
>Liking Waluigi
Confirmed worst girl
>>83175457
When saving images from twitter use :orig instead of :large to get the best resolution.
>>83170381
This is the best thing
She should have had more of a Piccolo during Cell Saga aura about her rather than the super Saiyan aura, however
>>83171103
I read all the lines in my "thinking voice" or whatever you'd call it.
>>83175525
...why does twitter do this.
>>83178422
Lizards can be pretty hardcore. I've never seen one that hardcore, though.
>Violet just keeps getting fanart
Is this one of those rare cases of internet having good taste?
>>83175457
Oh god my art is on 4chan.
>>83178422
How can an animal even do that cold blooded
I thought reptiles all had to be lethargic and slow response time
>>83179311
Hi Techni!
>>83180306
HELLOOOO Sull.
>>83178285
That's perfect.
>>83169013
And AOT, since it got on Netflix and AOT at least pretends to be a semi-respectable anime
>>83168145
>>83180111
they have to be lethargic to keep enery needed to fight or run for dear life, haven't you notice them either going really slow or quick, no midle ground?
>>83180781
>AoT pretends to be a semi-respectable anime
I have no idea what you mean by that.
>>83178422
Thought based on thread subject that you guys might be interested in this.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/992645470/beasts-of-the-mesozoic-raptor-series-action-figure
Scientifically accurate Velociraptor figs by a professional Neca sculptor.
>>83181568
>No lips
>>83168849
You write what you know.
>>83178394
Hot damn.
>>83180349
Thanks, here it is with Amber cut out and transparency.
>>83181568
>Scientifically accurate
To the best of our current knowledge. In twenty years we'll realize that they were all actually scalie high school students into various genres of anime.
>>83168849
They're not?
>>83183526
No, they were cavelizardwomen into the cave paintings and stitched leather made by the tribe across the river.
>>83180993
It has pretensions of bring a "good" anime instead of Shonen toonami trash. Pretentions that are never actualized.
I'd lunch her lady.
>>83174505
Here's your image. The doctors did everything they could. I'm... I'm sorry.
>>83180111
Reptiles like lizards, snakes, and crocodiles are very quick, especially in warm environments, they just lack stamina.
Notice how it stopped there and went back to low gear?
>>83186276
That lunch lady dresses pretty lewdly.
>>83188752
what is that thing
>>83189481
That's Polly. She's a coqui polliwog, and is Lily's daughter (assuming she ever gets implemented).
>>83189581
>teacher isn't a christmas cake
I don't understand
>>83189644
How is she not
>>83189688
well, she has a hypothetical kid
do coqui reproduce asexually somehow or what
>>83189644
Nobody's saying that she's married, she just has a daughter. With a body like that, someone had to tap her at some point.
>>83187754
Whenever I see this I think she's about to kiss Violet's boobs.
>>83178422
Which Scalie is an iguana again?
>>83189581
Aren't those the frogs with transparent beies so you can see all their organs, including digestion of food and it going through intestines?
>>83189820
>tfw your kids are the only ones who still think you are cool
>>83189978
I think she'd prefer to nibble on her neck, kissing around her collarbone to her upper back, then kissing and licking up and down her spine, arms around her the whole time
just going and going until Violet loses control, shoves her up against a wall, holds her hands above her head and kisses her on the lips violently, darting her head forward like an attack before latching on and holding her there, taking everything she wants
...but that's just my opinion.
>>83190039
There aren't any currently active girls who are iguanas. Looking into the concept art, I haven't seen any Scalie Schoolie iguanas, or even anoles.
There's one for Death by Misadventure, though. I think.
>>83190233
>>83190233
Damn, I want to swim on some rocks with her
>>83166132
I've actually thought about commissioning the $50 to get a super dyke-esque character made that's of that species. I guess it all depends if I have the money.
While I'm waifuing here, I noticed there was a "final design" for one more girl.
Regina/Reggie is on the scene.
>>83190495
Sorry to break it to ya, but the $50 entry is sold out
>>83190747
Really? That's a shame.
>>83175508
It's clearly sarcasm
>>83170998
can i have the pic on the left ?
bump
>>83193711
oh fuck
>>83192508
Of course.
>>83193711
fuck furry but this was nice.
nice.
>>83194056
A mod deleted this and gave me a warning when I posted that... for some reason...
>>83193711
>"a lot"
I'm willing to bet Violet, or Liska, or half the cast could twirl that weight between their fingers.
>>83194056
thank you
>>83167406
Those are probably battery-operated heat coil jackets, North Face makes them for mountain climbers
>>83168145
Only the really nerdy ones would talk like her
>>83184327
And they communicated in hisses and other sounds reptiles are known to make.
>>83190233
Is anyone else imagining her voice as Janeane from Ghostbusters?
>>83194056
Everyone hates Hips Inspection Day
>>83194061
Well take away the colors and it's basically just a curvaceous elf chick.
>>83167406
The Jifts joke makes this one.
>>83194386Violet's mom is one who was frozen. Hence her predilection towards clubs.
>>83167406
Teresa is so cute in that jacket.
>>83160686
Amber no! Remain best/second best girl!
>>83175525
This is why I hate that so many artists use twitter to show off art.
Good tip though, thank ye.
>>83195198
Don't worry, she'll pull through!
>>83195775
Perfection
>>83195775
Good work.
>>83195775
Gold.
>>83196185
no diamonds
Wanda's kinda cute.
>>83194386
>>83195775
Is this a reference to something?
>>83197673
Only to most pure webcomic ever
http://nedroid.com/
>>83198427
So did Shen reboot DBM or something? Why?
>>83198427
Siren's new outfit is OK but... is that a nose?
>>83198427
Better than her canon design IMO. Looks more like a cute goblin
>>83198745
That's fanart.
>>83198779
That is her canon design cept it has a nose.
What the ehll are these things? Pokemon?
>>83198848
I misspoke, I meant I like the artstyle better than Shen's
>>83198676
The old one was bad and you're wrong to like it. You only think you like it cause there is more of it. Wait for the reboot to get 100 more pages and you won't even remember liking the first one more.
>>83198676
It's officially rebooted, yeah. I don't know exactly why, but I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.
>>83198983
Old one was a bit cluttered.
Also Rootless as the main character was fucking gay.
>>83199066
Posting the stream link when the webcomic artist that the thread is about is streaming now gets you warned about advertising.
Great fucking job mods.
>>83199525
its still advertising
>>83189644
what does that even mean?
>>83199654
So is posting an image of a comic you like.
>>83199694
Japanese idea of girls who aren't married past 25. Unwanted goods, supposedly doomed to a life alone.
>>83199654
Not really.
>>83199820
Seriously, they don't even have a link to the site on them.
>>83199797
Mods here don't like direct links to creative content, and never have. It's a fine line that's somewhat fuzzy and inconsistent, but as a rule of thumb stream links are never kosher.
>>83199936
This is the first time I got warned for linking to shens stream.
And this is far from the first time I linked it.
>>83162999
Nice
>>83168145
I imagine Miss Lily sounds like Monica Rial with her Michiko voice.
>>83200213
Like I said, inconsistent. Moderation is dependent on either observant janitors or individual reports, and I'd guess that your post got popped circumstantially. I wouldn't be too upset over it: actual rule-breaking content can slide for a long time sometimes, and the word of the stream got out either way.
I'd rather take lax-but-weirdly-inconsistent moderation over goon moderation, but I guess I'm just jaded.
>>83168145
everyone as Yuri Lowenthall
>>83200482
I'd rather take no moderation.
>>83162937
>>83162999
Amber x Bravo
>>83193902
>that face
What dido she do?
>>83172533
>It's all in the character, I swear.
I don't see her being reluctantly lewd as being accurate to her character. I would think that being nervous or being nervous while also happy about it being closer to her character.
>>83200598
Fuck no. Then this place would probably become a cesspit like /tv/ or worse. And yes I know that /tv/ has mods.
>>83202657
I could see both depending on context
.>>83202657
>>83202779
Or being sweet and affectionate about it.
>>83202657
>I don't see her being reluctantly lewd as being accurate to her character.
Why not?
Also that and the thing you mentioned aren't mutually exclusive.
Violet is easily flustered and a virgin so she's going to be nervous during sex for sure. Hell she'd probably be sweating profusely just from holding hands
>>83204920
Violet is super shy during sex but it always somehow ends up feeling like she's trying to dom you
>>83205134
this
>>83197367
I feel like Wanda's a character who doesn't get enough attention.
>>83206612
Well she was just in a couple weeks ago so don't hold out for more in the near future
>>83175525
Not that anon, but thanks I didn't know that either. Was a great pic too, no idea why the post was deleted.
>>83167139
I thought Getter Robo was about killing reptiles though
>>83208820
AlsoCamille is a man's name
>>83209396
*vegetable's
>>83205134
She'd trip over something, fall on top of you and just barely catch herself so it looked like she pounced on you.
Then she'll suggest cowgirl style because she wants to be nice to you and do all the work, but she'll say it in a way that makes it sound terrifyingly aggressive
And let's not forget to mention the dominatrix gear her mom made her wear
>>83208625
No problem. Anons posting fanart is one of the things that helps keep these threads going. So sharing images with the best resolution helps everyone in the thread,
Apparently Scalie Schoolie girls aren't human enough for mods to allows cheesecake pics to stay up here now.
I remember one of them being a Kamen Rider but I forget which.
>>83210202
Caiman Rider Alice
>>83198983
The reboot is certainly a lot more stylish looking.I kind of prefered Siren and Maddy's older designs though.
>>83205134
>>83209596
Hnnnnnnnnnnn
>>83206612
If she doesn't shoot blood from her eyes in self defense im gonna riot.
>>83211770
>shoot blood from her eyes
That's this character >>83190746
>>83168145
Gilbert gotfreid
For all of them.
>>83210512
Madlyn's new outfit makes her look like a gay ostrich.
im going to draw fanart
>>83212606
spongebob jokes!
>>83210029
Well, they do have tails, fangs and inhuman skin. Some of them even have reptilian bow-legs.
>>83166613
>>83167976
>aren't anthro
>"Why wouldn't they be lizards?"
So the males are non-anthropomorphic lizards?
Is it bad I JUST got Parker's joke from the last page?
>>83160686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4icEbjtb9vA&index=26&list=PLy1RoYlej6xWqRRci7K_OuQWa-7UgG0uo
>>83214624
I am tempted by this loud, irritating noise.
>>83168145
Seek help. Your Steven Universe condition is getting worse and might become irreversible.
>>83208820
>Fuck dinosaurs
L-Lewd!
>>83214624
I'm going to fuck this stupid bitch
>>83214866
I-is that a pony? MODS
>>83215072
That's a perfectly kosher loli dragon called "loli dragon" getting spanked. At least, it looks like she's getting spanked, just like she looks like a dino.
>>83164565
>Violet resisted the bait to put everything on Belinda
I like Belinda but i can understand why people think Violet is the best, eh.
>>83215732
Parker is going to run that Belinda story anyway just because
>>83215732
Hot body and hot personality.
>>83215750
>Belinda Busted for Beating Banchou Bully with Bat!
>Violet Vents Vociferous Venom at Violent Vacuous Vagabond!
>>83215905
>Annoying Anon AlliteratesExcessively!
>>83210029
I was the one who posted it, Ive never had a post removed before, how do I know if I got a message from a mod? Or does that just not happen sometimes
>>83216560
why didn't you use "a lot"
why
