>>83113949
>Last time on Superman
IMBECILES! I'LL JUST CURE IT WITH MORE KRYPTONITE!
You could at least link to the archives
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/83111890/
Sir, won't that give MORE cancer?
>>83125611
> Sir, won't that give MORE cancer?
Maybee, but then i can just cure the canced caused by the kyrptonite used to cure the cancer with even more kyrptonite.
>>83124738
how exactly does that whole set up with the kryptonite work
>>83125611
That's why I'm injecting it into my bloodstream, blood can't get cancer.
>>83126088
Lex I think you need help and not just the physical kind
>>83125926
Look buddy, the kryptonite goes through the gizmo and into the wire connected to the doohickey that's connected to the orange stuff. The device™ then takes the kryptonite+orange solution through the other wire and Lex tattoos that into his body. Simple.
>>83124738
Good, faggots mods deleted the story timing at the best moment.
This is higher quality content than half of the board anyways.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LOYtCJobs5
Lexy old kid, do I have a deal for you.
>>83126349
I helped the Joker stealing some shit in that porn game and he never came back. I cant even fuck Harley, when are they going to update the game?
>>83126400
If you dont have a pic, your shit isnt canon.
>ambient bug noises.
>>83126349
Hey Joker, guess what Gordon wants me to do. And I brought Superman to help.
>>83126349
Rape me and I'll kill Superman.
I don't want to rape you Lex, that's why a flew to your office that night. If you had let me get a word in back then you wouldn't have cancer or be suffering from your kryptonite induced delusions.
Now that Clark Kent fellow on the other hand . . .
>>83126088
Lex. Lex you stopped being white since >>83124738
Stop injecting yourself with shit before a cop actually shoots you next time you are arrested lex.
>I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign all just to rape Superman
Try distilling Joker rape into liquid form and inject some of that, see if it helps.
>>83127179
I wasnt doing RP. I talk about the actual Lex Luthor porn game for pc.
>>83128109
>>83128493
This is fucking golden.
>>83125926
I don't know, I just distilled Kryptonite with Orange Crush and injected it into my body.
>>83126400
Never, sadly.
>>83127516
>implying either of them could
>>83126088
Oh god, I read that in his voice and it was perfect.
We previously established from Public Enemies and Crisis On Two Earths that kryptonite injections make you want to have sex with Amanda Waller.
I think someone should put her into protective custody...How about we have Batman do it?
