Let's have fun and do a /co/ themed mad lib I have right here.
What I need from you /co/ is to help me complete it.
First, I need
A type of business,
a type of animal,
a number,
a family member (brother, sister, grandpa, uncle, etc.)
a past tense verb
>>83079174
crematorium
giraffe
Use my last two digits
aunt
swam
Good!
Next, I need
another type of animal,
Two adverbs
An emotion
A body part
>>83079287
Bear
fat, furry
triggered
neck
>>83079287
Ocelot
gently and abruptly
melancholy
pingas
>>83079359
Use this one
>>83079359
wait, sorry. mixed adverb with adjective, I'm a retard.
how about
hastily, cunningly
rip
>>83079174
post is kill
and i was so looking forward to the final product
>>83079359
>>83079382
>>83079491
>>83079494
I apologize. My piece of shit router decided to crap out and I had to reset it.
Now I need
a noun
two verbs ending in ing
a onomatopoeia
an adverb
Something you sit on
I guess that's that then.
>>83079939
bait
trolling and failing
kablooie
repulsively
Beyonce's face
>>83082064
Plural nouns
Unit of currency real or fictional
emotion
a number
verb
>>83082203
stirrups
schmeckles
trepidation
410 billion
dropkick
>>83082277
I need an adjective
a place
plural nouns
adverb
time of day
>>83082386
Brown
Detroit
Niggers
Gently
Noon
>>83082484
Make and model of a car
type of business
adjective
Onomatopoeia
verb
Nearly done
Also need a past tense verb and a number and that's it
>>83082600
grew
six hundred
bounced
twenty two
>>83082558
still need this one guys. Thank you.
>>83082600
ate
69
>>83082558
Someone do this already and we're done
>>83082558
ford probe
dildo restorer
schway
spurt
laminate
>>83082558
make honda
glass blowing
blue
Scronk!
missed
After foiling a crematorium robbery by the nefarious giraffe Peter Parker slinked into the Daily Bugle trying not to call attention to himself. “I’m only 34 minutes late” Peter swam to himself “hopefully JJJ won’t notice.” Betty Brant flagged Peter down “Peter! Mr. Jameson has been bellowing for you gently all morning! Get in his office now! He’s more triggered than he’s ever been!”
Just as Peter peeked in JJ’s office he saw his boss slam a bait on his desk with a kablooie! “Peter my boy! I’ve been meaning to speak with you! I’ve been trolling you too hard lately and I wanted to apologize. First, I don’t want you to take pictures of Spider-man anymore and instead I want you to take pictures of niggers people can’t get enough of that stuff. Second, I’m giving you a raise. 2 schmeckles more per hour. Third, I just wanted to say that you make me feel trepidation and that you’re special. That’s it. Get out”
>>83082871
Shocked, Peter managed to dropkick back a furry reply “ T-thanks Mr. Jameson. I’ll head right over to the Detroit to take pictures of those niggers right away! Bye!”
Knowing something was up, Peter waited hidden gently as Spider-man until noon when Mr. Jameson got off work so he could follow him. Peter watched as JJ got into brown ford probe as he drove abruptly to an abandoned glass blower shop
Spider-man crashed through the blue window with a Scronk! “The jig is up!” Spider-man bounced You’ll have to do a better job getting into character, Chameleon!”
The Chameleon 27 repulsively swiveled Beyonce's face he sat on 410 billion degrees to face the web-slinger. “I’ll have to remember that Spider-man for next time! Only next time you won’t be around to try and laminate me! Henchmen! Get him!” Just six hundred goons and thugs burst out of every door and attacked Spider-man but were quickly dispatched. The chameleon tried failing out the back but Spider-man saw him and webbed him up and left him hanging by his pingas. Spidey quipped 34 cunningly “Where’d you get your thugs? Your aunt punches harder than you!” Spider-man called the police and went home and then got sad that he didn’t still didn’t have a wife to come home to. “Maybe I should get a pet bear”
Good job everyone
>>83082871
>>83082892
The sentence structure is a mess but I got a chuckle out of it. Thank you OP.
bimp for sweet mad lib bro
