So, I just watched the first episode of DC Superhero Girls: Superhero High
>Why is Amanda Waller not fat?
>Why are Ivy and Harley Heroes?
>Why is Gorrilla Grodd a teacher?
>Why is Beastboy the token male?
>What is all this shit about "Believe in your super self?"
>Why is Wonder Woman now essentially Captain america?
>Why is the scene editting so shit?
>Why is the Alarm the "Someone's attacking the Enterprise!" sound?
>Why does Wonder Womans shield shoot laser beams?
>Why is Supergirl such a self-conscious cunt?
>Why does Supergirl have Black Canary's Sonic Shout?
>Why are Parademons so damn adorable?
>Why do Apokaliptians use Mother Boxes?
>Why does strapping said Motherbox to a big crystal make everyone evil?
>Why all the homoerotic tension between Harley and Supergirl?
>Why can Starfire make energy shields?
>Why is Parasite being the typical "put upon janitor"
Honestly, I can't tell if this is supposed to be DC's answer to MLP, Winx Club or those shitty Tinkerbell movies that Disney keeps pumping out.
Now, I am all for the Superheroines of the DC universe getting a series all to themselves, in fact, that's something I have wanted for ages, but this seems like just seems like a typical Highschool set, superpowered show that just so happens to be DC based?
This opening episode was dry, forgettable, but ultimately harmless. Does it get better, worse or much of the same from here on in?
>>83035556
>Why are Ivy and Harley Heroes?
Because Harley and Ivy are ridiculously marketable and hero toys always sell better than villain toys.
>>83035556
>>Why all the homoerotic tension between Harley and Supergirl?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83035556
>>Why is Beastboy the token male?
Barry, Hal and BB are the token dudes
So it's Monster High except with DC characters? Fuck. I hadn't heard anything about this except the title and I was kind of looking forward to it. But this looks horrible.
>>83035556
>Why all the homoerotic tension between Harley and Supergirl?
you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
>no body posting Batgirl V Supergirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-SQD9gIS4
>>83035556
>Why are Ivy and Harley Heroes
It's an origin story. They become villains later.
I mean, Harley's a class clown and one of Ivy's few shorts had her unleash her power and having fun humiliating someone. It's only a matter of time.
>>83037847
Hal fashion doll when
>>83039588
Probably at some point, I mean there are BvS Batman and Superman ken dolls and the girl lines usually include guys so at one point you will have a Hal doll.
>>83039647
I hope so, SHG Hal a cute
>>83039722
>down for anything
I need to buy this slut
>>83039759
don't hot glue it anon
johns will cry
>>83035556
>Why you do not understand the concept of alternate reality?
>>83039722
post barrys please?
>>83040052
Barry doesn't have a bio, only Hal and BB
>Beast Boy can change into any animal he wants, anytime he wants (well, most of the time). He’s a loyal friend who’s just as comfortable hanging out with the girls as he is goofing around with the boys.
>>83039780
Johns shouldn't have made Hal an absolute whore if he didn't want him to be hot glued.
>>83039780
Don't worry anon. Johns knows Hal is for sexual
>>83035556
>>Why is Amanda Waller not fat?
It's a kids show, young girls need positive role models.
>>83039801
>It's a different reality, that means it's okay for it to be shit.
>>83040839
different is not shit though
the poor animation and storytelling is however
