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>IN TOO DEEP: BARN MATES MAY 26 IN US, BARN MATES / HIT THE DIAMOND MAY 21 IN FRANCE
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>CN tumblr
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/
>madrid tumblr
http://madridista-4-life.tumblr.com/
>HQ links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
MEGA for Same Old World: https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
>>82985427
>Best human
Connie?
Do gems have strong legs?
New Intro Leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HicvMth4kak&feature=youtu.be
>>82985467
Stop posting the fake intro, we all know the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayjKeNr85Po
>>82985427
Can we please have a thread without seeing graphic fetish porn?
Reminder Ronaldo has a tattoo
Posting a thing...
Pearl is for suffering.
>>82985580
Pearl is for fug
>>82985591
You can fug her while she suffers.
So what kind of "interrogation" did peridot do to lapis?
Where'd the water come from?
>>82985608
fug while she crying?
It's kinda looks like rape
>>82985632
Deep underground spring.
>>82985632
ur mom
>>82985635Is there anything wrong with that?
>>82985632
>barnyard
>farm land that used to have crops
Where the fuck do you think?
>>82985660
so edge butstill spoiler
I often hear people say Stevonnie is Steven and Connie's combined ages. One thing though, Ronaldo at least perceived Stevonnie as a teen.
>So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART INTO TWO KIDS!!!
>There’s only one explanation - Steven and his friend were hiding in a specially fabricated bodysuit built by the Illuminati for the purposes of international espionage!
>You might have heard of it before under the official name: Project L.I.L. R.A.S.C.A.L.
>Local Illuminati's Latest Really Attractive Spy Concealing Approximated Life-form
>It’s a shame because I was totally gonna go ask them to dance… you know, until I learned it was Steven and his friend.
We can also assume Ronaldo is on the young side if he'd considered asking them to dance (surely these posts are more canon than the comics' canon at least)
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/108220940311/so-i-went-to-my-first-rave-tonight-i-was#notes
>>82985660
Nope
>>82985693
Don't judge my fetishes.
>>82985427
Am I the only one triggered by this?
Want to rip out Steven's gem.
i drew a picture
u like?
Daily reminder she did nothing erong and deserves so much more
i just want pearl to behappy
>>82985732
it was a good first try
>>82985732
i like
>>82985723
autism levels of the charts
Are the comics canon?
>>82985741
go back to space, bitch!
>>82985723
yes, what's even the issue?
>>82985747
>>82985749
thank you friends
So when will Connie snap and commit murder?
>>82985752
>top 10 anime plot twists
>>82985741
*wrong
Forgive me Lapis for I have sinned
>>82985723
...What?
>>82985771
That edge as fuck
>>82985744
She can't.
>>82985780
ok
*Lapis L.*
>>82985777
i like the yellow pearl
>>82985771
would rose regenerate out of that gem?
>>82985753
Why does the visor bend
>>82985741
Threadly reminder she's a whiny bitch that would prefer Earth as a dead rock. Lapisfags justifying her bullshit please gas yourselves.
>>82985741
Lapis stole the ocean and wrongfully blamed the CGs for all her problems.
The Cluster is the only character in this show who did nothing wrong.
is it worth watching the new episodes tomorrow? I'm worried I'll fuck my watching schedule off for the rest of the season until CN does another bomb
>>82985806
because it's a mass-hologram projection just like the rest of her body?
>>82985804
I like the YD
What a woman, damn
>>82985777
>>82985802
Post the rest fag
>>82985826
Is there rest?
>>82985777
Lemonpearl and maybe YD are at least making an attempt. Pearl and Blueberry look shameful.
reminder to love your pearl.
>>82985806
Because it's a tactile hologram, you tard ass.
It's almost like things made of photons follow different rules than other objects.
>>82985817
And then it turns out the gems they use for the cluster are gems who purposefully destroyed other gems' gems for reasons other than self-defense.
>>82985840
tfw no pearl
>>82985834
>>82985635
Sauce?
>>82985834
Drunk/sad pearl is best Pearl
>>82985840
I want to see more of these two, just to see if there actually is head patting.
>>82985840
I'll take Gray and Black Pearls please.
They have made many a point of baby-ifying peridot, and Barn Mates tomorrow will do so again (peridot presenting Lapis with a crudely drawn with crayons apology card). Past instances:
>putting her in a child harness/leash
>teaching her to eat in a high chair in a cut Log Date scene
>Pearl saying she gets tempter tantrums in Too Far
>get stopped by the child safety lock in Message Received
Think I'm even still missing some
>>82985876
>>82985842
You mean the gems who fought in the war? I'm pretty sure we already know that.
>>82985805
Even better, it attaches to her like a parasite until it bursts from her womb, eviscerating her as it reforms as Rose.
>>82985850
>>82985908
>>82985861
Sad Clown Pearl even more better
>>82985887
If peri is like 1-years-old, no one can say they didn't see it coming
>>82985817
>The Cluster is the only character in this show who did nothing wrong.
That's why the people of this world believe in...
Cluster
Centipeedle
and Jasper
..........and Steven!
>>82985887
isn't she basically a 10 year old by gem standards
>>82985928
And kiki
>>82985934
She's an autist by gem standards.
>when you look back at peridemption images and all the fags who disagreed saying she a nazi
>majority of them probably love peridot now too
Fellow Belgian man, here. I was looking toward watching today's episodes, as we have Cartoon Network on Proximus TV, but despite advertising so, it's not actually possible to watch English show in their native language with this TV provider. IT's due to some bug I was told would take a week to fix.
Anyone from France can confirm that they can watch Cartoon in English on Cartoon Network so the episodes available will actually be with the original dub?
I don't want to watch it in French because the voice actors don't fit at all.
hm, theres allot of pearls
did I miss something
>>82985889
>we are told that Pearls are essentially living accessories
>Yellow Diamond uses hers as a secretary and doesn't seem to mind that she acts like an evil version of Janine Melnitz
Then again, Homeworld has changed a lot, so maybe having Pearls do something other than stand around and look pretty is starting to catch on.
>>82985806
The visor doesn't bend, the top of the afro bends.
Bends into angry eyebrows.
>>82985945
how is the dutch dub?
is it as bad as i imagine it to be? do they use the same 5 VAs as in all other shows?
>>82985943
She is a nazi
>I was just following orders
That was the most used defense during the trials after the war
>>82985732
Itrocks
Will Pearl ever find true love?
And if so with who?
>>82985975
My Grandfather killed many Nazi's in the war and they're a lot worse then many people say they are.
>>82985968
>how is the dutch dub?
I have no idea.
Like I said, the only dub available for CN on Proximus TV is Fench. Trying to change it, it say it's already in English, you can't change it from the so called English dubbing, and it's still french ayway. Called them, they have said it was a bug they were goign to fix it.
Anyway, you can always check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jeXLm7Q1LU
I can't pronounce myself for sure, but it sound like a better dub than French, surprisingly.
>>82985990
Lapis and Jasper inbound.
Unless they go for each other of course
I can't wait for the episode in Steven fuses withVidalia.
>>82985990
Cut the breaks
we're getting a new CG soon Pearl, no more 7th wheeling
>>82986004
oh i'm sorry, i wrongfully assumed you were flemish too
my bad
>>82985998Did he bring home any trophies of war anon?
>>82985990
No.
The only emotion Pearl should feel is sadness.
>>82986014
When will Steven Fuse with Greg to create the high mega murder cock?
>>82986025
Peridot's visor
>>82986028
The only thing harder than diamonds
>>82986025
if you mean weapons and even a Hitler signed photograph than yes.
That bubble isn't going to last forever, and the CGs are going to have to get them out of the Earth eventually before they form.
i am doong draw of su character
plz suggest i draw
>>82986063
draw japser
are there even any pearlfags or they went extinct now that peridot is the superior cutie?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269122
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269122
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269122
>>82986063
Draw peridot.
>>82986063
Jaseper
>>82985990
Jasper's time has come.
>>82985953
>Then again, Homeworld has changed a lot, so maybe having Pearls do something other than stand around and look pretty is starting to catch on.
That viewpoint came from peridot, who is a modern homeworld gem.
>>82986069>when u feel that taco bell meal
>>82985928
Steven watched himself die without trying to help so no
How many hours/days till french release? It's already the night of the 21st for me so I have no idea of time.
>>82985998
Why are you referring to your grandfather as 'they'?
>>82986077
Yes Pearl.
>>82986063
you got this pearl you got this pearl you got this PEAAARRRL
>>82986077
nah man, Pearl needs someone as elegant and beautiful as herself
>>82986085
It airs in France in around 8 hours time. 9 hours for the predicted English release
>>82985887
one could argue it's meant to be symbolic of a rebirth
>>82986108
I like that
But how long do we need that symbolism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4HI1_LTWIk
And this is why being immortal sucks.
>>82986097
oh man
that pic
some good times
>>82986118
forever
>>82986020
Seeing I complained how awfull the French dub was, you should have taken an hint.
(okay, the French dubbing isn't that bad, but the voice actor simply can't sing and that's a terrible thing for Steven universe. not to mention, more often than not, they botch the translation of the songs. I know it's extremely difficult to translate well a song, but sometimes, it sound like they aren't even trying)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSqFgHY4gDI
Amethist is just awful in French, regardless.
Looking at the Dutch long intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jeXLm7Q1LU
The Dutch dub doesn't sound that bad, Garnet sound strnage when you compare her to her English voice, but that's it. then again, yu might be better able to judge than me/
>>82986103
Thanks anon! I'll wake up to the new episodes then, sweet.
>>82985723
>>82985806
the visor "bends" for the same exact reason Pearl's hair may get floppy when she's sad
It's a cartoon anon, it uses simple visual cues like that to express emotion
You could very well be complaining about Donald Duck's hat jumping off his head and steam shooting from his nostrils when he's mad and you wouldn't look half as autistic as for complaining about a subtle, clever little aesthetic like that
>>82986121
It's like the scars were still fresh yesterday
>>82986074
here is peri
>>82986101
Pearl likes big gems. Only gem still around who's big and strong like Rose and who isn't a filthy fusion is Jasper.
>>82986119
There is so much in this world to see and do that only someone with the most limited of scopes would consider immortality to suck.
Even if you manage to do everything, there's always new shit happening.
>>82986135
It looks obtuse compared to the one or two instances of pearls hair flattening out.
So have we gotten any more Pearl or Connie feet?
>>82986140
Excellent.
Thanks anon.
>>82986133
hmmm
steven sounds a bit too old, garnet a bit too young. pearl and amethyst are pretty good
>>82986119
Good thing I have no friends to leave behind if I ever become immortal!
>>82986078
it's as if people on this board have never seen a pretty secretary whose only use is to be on display
>>82986140
Do her nubby powerpuff arms do great handjobs?
What do you think about a Jasper/Peridot unbirthing video?
>>82986068
jaesper
>>82986168
please keep it to yourself
Could the gems defeat Archaon?
>>82985953
YD's pearl is the exception. YD is all about efficiency before everything else in order to successfully run Homeworld. She has no use for a gem that just stands around all day.
>>82986168
Give me the link.
>>82986166
like being jerked off by those cheep foam hulk fists
>>82986069
Loli Pole > Lolidot
>>82986133
Oh wow, that french amethyst...
Pearl is the best in either version. Best gem status: confirmed.
>>82986179
Probably not.
>>82986133
Dutch Steven sounds way too much like Finn
>>82985990
pearl will fall in love with a human.
calling it now.
either some classy gentlemen type or some kid with street smarts.
or she goes full lesbian because she still yearns for stevens mom.
>>82986216
Well, Archaon managed to destroy the world.
Not sure if the CGs could do that.
>>82986133
Eh, I could swear polish Steven sounds way worse than that, though to be fair it's always hard to judge a dub in your native language when you're already accustomed to the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRmaOTy7Os
>>82986220
from like, the one or two times i've seen dutch adventure time, i'm pretty sure it's the same VA
>>82986227
Pearl will fall in love withanother Pearl
>>82986227
literally the only human Pearl could possibly fall for is Greg
Mostly because she doesn't know any other and she isn't one for socializing with strangers
>>82986268
theres like two scenarios that can happen.
she "bumps" into someone and starts to take interest because this human is "different" or she suddenly gets the idea to fall in love to be closer to rose from a mindset point of view.
mimicry is the greatest form of flattery after all.
>>82986229
Totally could but it'd be a bitch.
>>82986255/ll/ Pole Selfcest
>>82986283
Different in what way?
>>82986291he causes a waterfall in her panties.pearl a slut
>>82986227
but anon, Pearl has a pedo-boner for Steven.
Why do you think she "likes to watch him sleep", I assure you "watching" isn't the only thing she does to him. She's a magic space rock, the magic space rock she loves is still there, she could care less for what's around the rock.
She's twisted like that.
>>82986283
I feel like your basically describing those shitty self insert pics
where like some hipster why is dating pearl or whatever
>>82986186
That still doesn't explain why she lets her be all sassy. Freedom of expression=content employee=efficiency? Is Yellow Diamond doing a Henry Ford kind of thing?
>>82986303
So Lars?
>>82986283
that sounds totally like something the writers would come up with.
it strangely fits into the narrative.
So, anyone from French can confirm they have the English dub available for recording purpose?
>>82986285
Still, I think Archaon would win even if the CGs fused because "Chaos powers".
And Pearl selfcest sounds great.
>>82986341
If Steven is involved in the fusion, there'd need to be some might plot bullshit.
>>82986337
>anyone from French
>>82986341
>Pearl enters the cloud room and gets violently fused by cloud-Roses.
>its a Lapis shapesshit into a dog and somehow her gem gets broken again when she is in dog form and now she cant form back and Steven likes lapis as a dog and doesnt heal her and Lapis has to live with the gems like a dog for the rest of her life episode
>>82986354
Ah well, if Steven joins the fight too Archaon is fucked.
In fact, there might not even be a fight, Steven could just talk with Archaon and convince him to not fight.
>>82986356
From France. Sorry.
When will Greg date Dewey?
>>82986380
Will they see Chewbacca?
>>82986361
>Lapis gets raped by other dogs
>>82986361
shit, it's like that one doujin where there are these pet people that aren't intelligent and constantly have sex, and this brother tricks his sister into putting on one of their collars and she loses the ability to speak and he takes her out for a walk on a leash and she's all like "!" cause she can't speak.
>>82985824
crystal that
>>82985968
Dutchfag here. I'd say it's a hit and mostly miss. With some it's a pretty good or okay match while most others just sound awful. And yes there are a few VA's you would hear in different shows too often as well. Not just that, some voice more than one character and hardly distinguish these voices. Like Garnet and Connie obviously share the same VA
>Yellow Pearl's face
>absolutely disgusting.jpg
Speaking of Pearls, what are the odds our Pearl is going to start up a Pearl uprising once the CGs get to Homeworld?
>tiny peri of your own fresh from homeworld
What would you do, /sug/?
we need more blue pearl
>>82986147
The angle is not acute I'll give you that.
>>82986393
source?
>>82986399
cuddle with her
>>82986403
less
>>82986171
Whelp
>>82986399
gonna feed my snake with her
>>82986399
Peri is for hug so I would cuddle her endlessly
>>82986403
I like to think that both of the Diamond owned Pearls we've seen are secretly badasses who serve as bodyguards.
>But why would a Diamond need a bodyguard?
Because it's not proper for a Diamond to dirty her hands with such things.
>>82986407
[Murasaki Syu] Ane Inu
http://exhentai.org/g/309703/9c629f6471/
>>82986449
thanks kind anon
is picrelated the smartest character?
>always knows how to act and when
>strong and fast
>can do teleportations n shit
>probably sees the future
>>82986392
I never wanted to but I think its time to write a really bad fucked up fanfic.
>>82986471
You must anon.
Do it.
>>82986464
Lapis can do FTL travel by herself.
>>82986430
wouldn't her gem just come out of the poop unharmed and she'd reform out of the pile of poop
Oh god, then the snake would find a creature in it's cage and eat her again
just a never ending torture cycle of becoming food then becoming poop
>>82986524
A vore fetishist's dream.
>>82986524
>wouldn't her gem just come out of the poop unharmed and she'd reform out of the pile of poop
If the snake is lucky.
If he get to slow to digest, there might be a tiny re-enactment of the Cluster forming out.
>>82985440
The only best human m8.
>>82986535
But Connie is shit.
>>82986535
Daily reminder that Connie only cares about Steven because she has no other friends and because Steven is "magic". He would ditch him in an instant if she found better friends.
>>82986509
She probably just accelerates particles of water of water at near light speeds behind her to generate thrust for a brachistochrone maneuver to the moon where she then uses a galaxy warp or something.
>>82986548
oh boy, someone has never had friends before.
>>82986534
>If he get to slow to digest, there might be a tiny re-enactment of the Cluster forming out.
gem-sharts?
>>82986557
>your friends only hang up with you because you are useful to them
Woah, you must have some shitty friends
>>82986548
But anon, nobody is better friends than Steven!
>>82986557
I have never had friends, but I don't hate Connie for that reason
I hate her because she's ashitskin
>>82986564
that's the point, you don't replace friends for "better" friends.
>>82986577
the cancerous part is the culture, not the skin color.
>>82986589
but Connie would
>>82986589
I mean, I hate her, but I wouldn't mine using her as a sex slave, even if she's a shitskin.
>>82986603
mind*
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I wish Connie showed her feet more often.
Does steven bat for the other team?
>>82986643
Yes
>>82986445
Why go with Pearls when there are quartzes though?
>>82986643
>Steven
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Sapphire
>Lapis
>RUBY
>RUBY
>RUBY
>RUBY
>RUBY
>oh and our Ruby as Umpire of sorts.
>>82986548
>He would ditch him in an instant
Something I do not know about Connie?
>>82986014
> I thought this was loss.
I hate this place
>>82986643
Nah he's a hetero
>>82986690
there's no proof she is acutally a girl
>>82985741
who cares, she's boring and a waste of space, now that we know she's not connected to the war it doesn't even look like she has much room for deepest lore development
>>82986698
No proof, he has more chemistry with peedee in 'Maximum Capacity' than any connie episodes
>>82986640
god bless stevonnie
>>82986696
Oh fuck you, now I'm seeing it.
>>82986665
Will Steven befriend the new rubies and add them to his ranks?
Taking Requests
>>82986738
Their stupidity probably does cause them to be honorable and leave after getting wrecked in the baseball game.
>>82986742
Ruby fucking Amethyst.
>Garnet is a fusion freak and that's why she joined the rebellion
>Pearl is literally brainwashed into following Rose
>Amethyst is a child soldier
Why was Rose's team so fucked up
>>82985580
Steven will ease her suffering and make her happy.
>30 unedited minutes of peridot raping lapis via flashback
How did this get past the censors?
>>82986643
He's a homosexual in spirit.
Like a male fashionista from a nickelodeon show.
Can't wait for Peri to fuck the water witch raw.
>>82986742
Pearl destroying kids ballons for fun with her nose
>>82985727
>>82986756
>Joining a violent uprising because they're willing to overlook your various crimes against god because you're useful as a killing machine.
Is garnet literally Hitler?
>>82986729
Uh? Peedee doesn't appear in Maximum Capacity. he is featured the most in the frybo episode and while Steven and him seems to be good friends, the relationship he has with connie, is far more established.
>>82986738
We'll unfortunately know in 7 hours
>>82986014
I can't wait for the episode where Steven fuses with Pearl.
>>82986759
Well
I don't fucking know.
Maybe it's because Rubies are red and red is the color of anger and rage, or something like that.
So that's why they are dumb foot soldiers.
I am the only one bothered by this? It's not a big deal and i can deal with it, but I still find it weird: Rubies, Sapphires, Emeralds and Diamonds are considered the four purest kind of precious stones, yet, while Sapphires and Diamonds are considered nobility in the show, Rubies are considered as being common grunts.
Why?
>>82986759
Suppression of a noble gem line after PD's defeat for 5000 years has caused their kind to become weak minded brutes. Ruby actual master race.
>>82986759
rubies are royal guards.
>>82986756
Rose left all her loyal soldiers and gems who believed in the cause to die, only protecting those 3 tards
>>82986784
I like Connie episodes.
>>82986762
What?
>>82986794
They are shit quality African rubies 5$ a piece
>>82986794
emeralds are just green berylls, there is nothing noble about them.
Rubies are literally just red sapphires, so they're at least related.
>>82986756
>>Pearl is literally brainwashed into following Rose
Not exactly. I think Pearl broke out of her servitude to join Rose, but hold habit dying hard, she then projected her subservant attitude toward Rose.
>>Amethyst is a child soldier
She was found after the war was over.
>>82986756
>Rose = The Boss
>CG = Cobra Unit
>>82986794
Your perspective on the universe is lacking, just because ruby are hard to find on earth doesn't mean they are in the universe
>>82986794
Geology on their home world was significantly different?
>>82986835
So Steven is Snake.
Does that mean he's going to kill the CGs?
What is this ship called?
>>82986833
I think Pearl was assigned to Rose and just sort of went along with her whole rebellion thing
>>82986794
>ruby and sapphire don't fuse to form emerald
fuck it doesn't even impact the theme song
>Emerald, Amethyst, and Pearl AND STEVEN
>>82986839
I didn't talk about scarcity, but about purity and homogeneity in their crystal structure.
>>82986848
GEMDIE!
Nanogems, son!
Such a lust for friendship!
