So Hank Pym is back now, and he's a part-Ultron cyborg, and I think we all know how that's going to turn out.
And as it turns out he has a teenage daughter from his dead wife who just so happened to appear all of the sudden as the new Wasp.
This is easily the most fucking weird shit that has happened in Hank's life and that's saying something.
>>82984892
is hank going to fuck and/oe beat his daughter
>>82984977
Why not both?
>>82984892
>This is easily the most fucking weird shit that has happened in Hank's life
But he already had sex with his robot grand daughter/daughter-in-law.
>>82985036
Perks of being god.
>>82984892
How new are you?
>>82984892
my money is on his daughter being from an alt-timeline, sent there by one of the Kangs as a sleeper agent
it's too suspicious that Vision got time hacked seconds after she showed up, and that she had just the right tech on her to stop Vision from blowing up.
>>82984892
>he has a teenage daughter from his dead wife who just so happened to appear all of the sudden
I'm not sure she's a teenager.
She said she was trained in the Red Room, which is the same program Black Widow was in, and she also mentioned Winter Soldier.
I'm not sure how the god damn timeline in the Marvel Universe works, but it has to have been at least a few years since Bucky came back, right? mother fucker was Captain America for a while.
And is Natascha still from the USSR? Like, is she old but using the infinity formula like original nick Fury or have they retconned that?
How long was the Red Room operational for. In the Avengers issue, Nadia says she escaped, but that had to have been recently because she said she found Hank's lab AFTER he "died."
And that's not even considering how fucking long ago Hank's first wife must have actually died in-continuity considering she's literally never been in a comic. Even when she was introduced, it was in a flashback saying she died.
SO WHAT THE FUCK? This makes no sense.
>>82985077
the magic of sliding timeline
maybe they froze her for a bit
>>82985077
Hank is 36, Janet is 18. Add in sliding timeline, Pym particles and writers not giving fuck and you get what you get.
>>82984892
The fact that they're only reintroducing Hank in Uncanny Avengers instead of the main title goes to show that he's not going to make any significant impact. The arc will end with Ultron taking over completely or something because Haha, fuck you Hank you can never live down Ultron.
>>82984892
>This is easily the most fucking weird shit that has happened in Hank's life
I'm sure weirder shit has happened in Hank's life, someone should do a list
>Hank's entire body has been inside Jan's vagina
>He may have had Jan climb inside his urethra
Oh, but he has a kid he didn't know about. Yeah, super weird.
>>82984892
Par for the course.
Glad to see Duggan is carrying on as best as he can in Remender's stead.
Wish the assclowns that took over Earth 2 could have done as well.
Abnett's cool though. He's doing what he can with whatevers left. Which sadly isn't much. World's End's writer scorched the earth, literally!
>>82985260
Waking up as a cyborg with a teenage daughter he never met. it's just another typical day in the life of Hank Pym.
>>82985342
next day he wakes up and his grandson is pregnant with Janet's baby! Hilarity will ensue!
>>82985382
Science!
>>82985342
>Ok guys, I'm only a head and torso. Now that we cleared that up, can someone take me to a goddamn Wendy's?
It's literally weirder to him that Tony had to sell the mansion than it is being a bust of himself.
>>82985636
Tfw no penis
>>82985157
>Same shit, different day.
>>82985315
I don't like Remender's characterization of Hank.
He turns him into a complete fucking sociopath. And inb4 "Hank IS a sociopath."
Hank being a callous, emotionless fuckhead is the edgelord's way of characterizing him.
>>82991313
>tfw no Pym family bonding over their love for pinball
>tfw no Janet looking at pinball-playing plebs with disdain
>>82987757
He can build one.
>>82991351
I thought it was funny at the end of the last ANAD Avengers issue Jarvis says "We're going to meet your family."
I wonder if Jarvis knows how big of a commitment that is. Could we finally see the ENTIRE Pym family gathered together?
