Waifu Wars Edition
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>IN TOO DEEP: BARN MATES MAY 26 IN US, BARN MATES / HIT THE DIAMOND MAY 21 IN FRANCE
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk [Embed] [Embed]
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>CN tumblr
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/
>madrid tumblr
http://madridista-4-life.tumblr.com/
>HQ links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
MEGA for Same Old World: https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more
nth forRUBY FORCE RULEStomorrow
>>82975237
geberal lamo
>Lapis visually shows a flash back to Steven that raises more questions than it answers
who will be the first human to lust after lapis?
with amethyst or peridot ever have a human admirer?
DID SOMEBODY SAY WAIFU WAR?
WHO /TEAMAMETHYST/ HERE?
>>82975263
Lapis it the worst gem. There is no contest.
>>82974937
>>82975063
>>82975170
>>82975312
>who will be the first human to lust after lapis?
lars
THE POIL IS THE BEST
Any frenchfags thinking of streaming should only do it in french just to fuck with everyone.
>>82975237
>Steven Universe Geberal
>Geberal
DELETE THIS
>>82975263
I appreciate you
>>82975295
It's gonna be sad to watch their stupidity unfold.
BUT I'M READY TO PLAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82975237
Post yfw it's a townie episode with no gems in it.
>>82975295
>one ruby inexplicably has the power to stop time
>another runs as fast as sapphire, again never explained
>>82975312
Vidalia. Yellowtail.
So, I had this thought about Bismuth.
Besides the obvious pointer that she's most likely that Gem that punched Lapis in the back, it's been making me wonder. What the hell is Bismuth's deal?
I have this feeling that Bismuth was a "secret weapon" of Rose's, or a super soldier that she created by using a method that wouldn't harm the Earth. I mean, Bismuth is a metal. Maybe she just got out of control and had to be poofed, which is why she's bubbled and kept inside Lion.
What do you guys think?
>>82975339
by the way, if anyone here actually speaks french, or just decides to watch in a language you dont understand like a madman, kindly fuck off with spoilers until the english episodes are available, thank
>>82975371
there is so much wrong here.
Hooray for Lapis!
>>82975295
>The Rubies burn down the barn at the end of Hit the Diamond.
>Well shucks looks like Lapis and Peridot have to live in Beach City now.
>>82975403
why doesn't garnet just rape the rubies
>>82975237
>Jeb!-eral
>Peridot shown to like rainWATER
>Lapis likes leaves which range from green to yellow
C O N F I R M E D
>>82975237
>geberal
For fucks sakes can't any of you make a decent OP
>>82975346
Thanks.
May Lapis be with you.
>>82975436
Uh, I don't think peridot explicitly "liked" the rain
>>82975430
It's obvious that our shitty Ruby seeks to be amongst its own retarded kind again.
>mfw Garnet is gone forever
>>82975430
Selfcest is every OTHER ruby's fetish, but she's a special snowflake and thinks its gross.
>>82975327
all the way
>>82975430
>sapphire is attractive to all the rubies, flirts with them on purpose to distract them
>>82975351
>It's a Lars/Sadie episode
>>82975371
>What do you guys think?
i think your mother drank during your pregnancy.
>waaah I hate Earth for no reason other than my people abandoning me!
>lemme fly back to the people that abandoned me
>whoops can't do that!
>I still dont like earth tho
Worst gem confirmed
This is the blue gem.
>>82975474
>It's a watermelon Steven episode
What we need is some new cannon outfits for our favorite blue gem.
>>82975430
Curious as well to see WHY Garnet decides this is important to unfuse for.
>>82975479
Add it to the pile
>>82975328
>>82975474
See I wouldn't even mind that if some CGs actually interacted with the townies instead of fucking off somewhere else.
>>82975501
of course
>>82975371
I think it's clearly not the same gem that's in rose's secret bubble because they look nothing alike.
I'm starting to think Greg has a Quartz fetish.
>>82975436
>Jasper redemption
> Jasper sees a blue bug and red bug going at it and gets the same eyes.
>Garnet becomes uncomfortable
>Steven Universe Geberal
>Geberal
me diste el cancer anon
borra este hilo y crea uno nuevo porfa
This approaches Beach City. How will the Crystal Gems react?
>>82975467
be funny if our ruby had to agree to fuse with the others to maintain cover, knowing that even a 5-ruby won't be able to do shit against the rest of the CG team
LITERALLY
C A N O N
>>82975503
she defuses to try to find out what the other Rubies are up to.
>>82975519
Sure, CG+townies episodes are at least decent.
Hell I can't wait to see Lapis or Peridot interact with beach city.
>>82975547
THIS approaches Beach City.
How will everyone react?
>>82975469
Why do I get the feeling Amethyst would be the greatest fuck of my life but I'd immediately regret it afterwards?
How many will die in the great Lapidot suicide after Barn Mates makes it clear how much they dislike each other?
>>82975579
because it's the truth
>>82975536
get off my board you fucking spic
lapis gonna make 'merica great again
>>82975327
>>82975527
>no kneesocks
I want to see Lapis in shorts and kneesocks.
>>82975532
I'm still curious about what it's supposed to be. Whatever the thing that punched Lapis was, it has to be something unique with that hair and Gem shape. No other Gem was stylized like that.
>>82975592
>>82975592
hopefully many
>Amedot shippers
mmh
Been a while. since I've found art class project shit.
>Zuke posted something on the wrong Twitter
LION AROUND
So which storyboard editor do you think is worse, Lamar or Hellen?
>>82975638
That was actually a good pun
>>82975633
the pic
enjoy fantasizing about being in Zuke's house with her
>>82975263
>>82975346
>>82975450
tell me your Bismuth theories /sug/. what willhe /be like?
>>82975603
its Bismuth
look up a bismuth crystal, they actually have freaky shapes like that
>>82975547
>>82975467
>implying sapphire doesn't want to be in the middle of a 5 ruby gangbang
So the France episodes being released tomorrow, are they next in sequential order or are they going to be later episodes?
>>82975654
what the fuck is wrong with her computer
>>82975592
lapis and peridot dont hate eachother but same old world showed us that lapis doesnt exactly enjoy her presence. I honestly dont think she likes anyone but steben
I like to think that the crystal gems are a bunch of part-time junkies...
Zuke > Sugar
Prove me wrong
>>82975477
anon got triggered
What's all this about a new episode tomorrow?
>>82975638
>>82975565
>>82975662
"WHY CAN'T WE BUBBLE IT!?"
>>82975653
Shut up, Pearl
oh my god
>>82975673
>Implying she wouldn't be dom
>>82975654
>no half life 1
Zuke has shit taste
>>82975676
It's a Mac
>>82975661
I know it's Bismuth, but I mean, what was it used for if it isn't the Gem in the flashback? Any ideas?
>>82975328
>implying she isn't playing them all
>>82975654
i thought there was no way it could be bad that she accidentally posted about a mundane computer program, but by golly you found a way
>>82975662
Save us Gamera
>>82975654
>Zuke plays Final Fantasy XI
I love you Zuke.
>>82975728
She could very well have the original CD copies, like i do, those weren't digital and don't show up on steam.
>>82975723
I'm cringing so hard it hurts
I hope the ship is fucking annihilated tomorrow
>>82975679
peridot forcibly interrogated and made her to come to earth against her will and you think this is just "doesnt enjoy her presence"?? they got some serious shit to work through before they're even close to buddies
>>82975237
post bismuth
>>82975696
We can't, because this is objective fact. You know where the good shit is at, anon.
>>82975679
Give it time, she will find true love
>>82975759
that's probably still there from years ago, she plays WoW now, actually streams it occasionally
>>82975674
tomorrow's episodes (barn mates and hit the diamond) are gonna be the next ones in america as well. We don't know for Steven Floats
Kaprosuchus gem when?
>>82975592
disliking each other is prime set up for relationship development to happen
the worst thing that can happen to a ship is happy indifference
>>82975772
has it been confirmed who the Woolie gem is yet?
the Crew told us Bismuth and Malchite's names in the past, have they confirmed the flashback gem was Bismuth yet?
>>82975792
i thought it was same old world and barn mates tomorrow, and then hit the diamond and steven floats on sunday
>>82975808
dunno. i just want pics of her
>>82975349
Good taste there.
>>82975723
topkek
>>82975818
oh
not much of a difference concerning the question I'm answering
>>82975723
I never listened when these two were shipped. I am sorry.
Where will you be when Lapidot is canon?
>>82975806
if you enjoy shitty twilight level writing
based on your logic, Greg's flashbacks are perfect evidence for why he ends up with Pearl not Rose
>>82975806
i hope they blatantly show every accepted 'ship will come in' signal, and then lapis brutally murders peridot over some minor thing
>>82975654
>Fallout: New Vegas
>>82975845
an alternate dimension
>>82975865
I don't see your point, faggot.
>>82975865
But PearlxGreg is objectively better
just a reminder that this sweet brown girl is for fug
>>82975769
I just want lapis to be happy ;-;
>>82975777
Nice trips anon. here, have a lapis
So will we still get dickhead Lapis, or not?
>>82975845
imagine these two actually trying to work as nurses at the hospital, not understanding a thing about human medical equipment or human anatomy...
>>82975295
This airing in NA? Or just EU?
>>82975865
>Greg x Pearl
>implying that's not going to be canon someday
She wants Rose's sloppy seconds, she just won't admit it.
>>82975845
killing myself
>>82975914
yes and no
>>82974746
>rose destroys the nazi summoning ritual and adopts hellboy
i don't hate this
>>82975901
You're not wrong.
>>82975696
>Both have readily distinct art styles.
>Both are decent artists outside of their cartoony styles.
>Both get a sizable following by boarding on a cartoon.
>Zucker is German for SugarI know that's not where Zuke's last name really comes from.
>Both weebs.
>Both relatively open about posting more sexually-oriented art.>Both Jews.
Zuke is Sugar, prove me wrong. Their most major difference by far is that Sugar was professionally taught, whereas Zuke was self-taughtby copying the styles of various Touhou doujin, apparently.
>>82975914
as long as she's not forced to be around or interact with the crystal gems probably not
>>82975726
>rich girls
>dom
heh
>>82975914
Dicksquad lapis will never be a thing probably.
>>82975767
You're cries will not be heard, anon, and you shall drown in a sea of your own tears.
>>82975947
zuke is anti becky confirmed
>>82975916
they work as assistants to Dr. Zoidberg.
>>82975592
>implying tsundere shit isn't catnip for shippers
they only bitch if it's heterosexual
like rape
>>82975909
lapis was happier before peridot showed up
>>82975654
>Mac
>This is kind of a representation of my tastes changing in a way. When total drama world tour was airing I was huge into TylerXALejandro, but after the season that shall not be named(Don't you fucking say it! every time you say it a puppy dies of cancer) I really got into MalXAlejandro. Now I'm conflicted about who to ship with Al since I really don't like them as an OT3, and I don't really ship tyler, or Mal with anyone else. Half the time I just end up flipping a coin to decide who gets to be with him for the month. Its like shared custody lol.
>>82975992
there is a difference between being tsundere and literally torturing a person for information
>>82976029
What the fuck
>>82975654
The fuck happened to her E key?
>>82975865
they'd both be happier if they did
>>82975295
Ruby's would never win.
>>82975947
Zuke is Lithuanian
Her full name is something like Zukestinas or something like that
>>82976002
sometimes i imagine how happy lapis would have been if steven went with her to homewworld. He cant survive in space though so he couldnt have left earth with her at the time. feelsbadman
>>82975519
Alright boys, let's start pairing gems with townies, I'll start.
Peridot and nanafua.
>82976029
Reminder the filter selected text option still exists.
>>82975893
She is the real /co/ waifu.
![ebe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jDmXNoV.png "ebe[1].png")
>>82976029
>OCs
God I wish this concept never existed
Why do people have to go full autist whenever they encounter a fictional race?
>>82976074
I think Pearl and Greg is a fine ship, but its based on their current interactions, trying to point to stuff from the flashbacks as evidence is just silly, they completely hated each other back then
>>82975328
How do lapisfags live with themselves?
>>82975723
cute, though the latter half of the comic didn't seem as funny
>>82976108
Pearl and Harold Smiley
>>82976153
It's pretty easy.
>>82975579
Because...You'd cum in five seconds and she'd make fun of you for it.
did you know that peridot is a paedophile?
I'm thinking about just reporting all the cringe fanart.
>Lapis is the strongest gem we've seen in action.
>yet she was stepped on and cracked?
>And punched once and poofed?
>And survived an exploding spaceship just fine?
>And hoisted a huge slab of ship off herself?
>>82976108
Ronaldo and PeridotThat was a thing
The queer devil is now firmly in my top five all-time favorite homosexuals.
LAPIS IS SHIIIIIT
PERA A BEST
>>82976153
pretty easily
>>82976210
She's a mage. They're squishy relative to other gems.
>This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM
>>82976213
Ronaldo Jasper is superior
>>82976243
>survived an exploding space ship just fine and handled the rubble
>>82976153
>Lapisfags
>Living
pick one
>>82976108
Peridot andSuitcase Sam
>>82976210
If all gems are strong, and a particularly large gem punches another, it could be reasoned that the larger gem could cause harm to the smaller one. She also had the strongest abilities, but seems to have the frailest body.
>>82976210
She's the strongest..
If she has her conditions filled out.
-Need Water
-Need some distance
-If Surprised it's game over
-Slow reaction times
-Glass cannon as fuck
>>82976234
haha, she is~
>>82976234
L E W D
>>82976210
She is a fucking liar
She is an emotional manipulator
Rebecca GODDAMN Sugar said so
Lapis was pretty cute in the newest episode.
>>82976276
>glass canon
>>82976268
>>82976297
>>82976355
is that a fusion between amy and lapis?
>Peridot fixes the barn wall
>Lapis tears that shit down
>>82976321
Lapis is always cute, but especially in this one.
>>82976321
I want to date her
>>82975393
There WILL be English episodes tomorrow, right?
If this has already been make perfectly clear, kindly call me a faggot and by extension everyone else who might think to venture to ask similar questions.
>>82976348
Glass.
Cannon.
She got rekt by one punch anon, the whole mage thing is legit.
She has high magical attack but weak physical stats and defense.
>>82976239
Which gem would you take on a date to Empire City?
>>82976377
I WANT TOHUGHER
>>82976419
The obvious choice.
Fill the spaces /sug/
___ is for bully
>>82976396
molest
>>82976388
yes, French tv has the option to switch between english audio and french dub
please don't be so mean to yourself
>>82976392
The handship came crashing down from the stratosphere and exposed and lived like Jasper
I'd say her defense is just fine
>>82976388
You faggot.
>>82976355
she appears to be retaining water.
>>82976455
This fucking thing
>>82975904
Indeed she is.
>>82976461
Then why did she get rekt by a simple hit to the gem?
Literally will get wrecked if a gem gets close to her.
>>82976461
*exploded
And that was a huge chunk of material on top of her that she lopped off
And she's lying in her backstory flashback
>>82975237
hahaha I wonder what Lapis' feet smell like
Just wondering hahahah
>>82976448oh shit waddup
>>82976396
can lapis feel his steven touching her? Does she care?
>>82976426
same
>>82976491
KAPOWIE
>>82976419
I feel like she is the only gem who would want to go to Broadway and see a play
I would rather take Amethyst on a date, but I don't think Empire City would be the best place to take her
>>82976497
Damn it, now I wanna fuck Connie AND her mom
Thanks, /sug/
>>82975592
Pretty sure Peridot is neutral towards Lapis, dense fuck.
>>82976513
end it all
>>82975654
>New Vegas
good taste
>>82975371
Can`t be the same. The gem in the chest of that dreadlocked gem had a different shape than the bismuth.
>>82976544
>trying to give facts to delusional amedot shippers
they're on their last legs give them a chance
>>82976544
pretty sure that would still put shippers on suicide watch
>>82975723
>We convinced the aesthetics and the memers, but what about the practical people?
Ok, that`s gold.
>>82976538
Her mum seems the repressed sexual type...
>>82975845
Celebrating.
>>82976491
I wanna just push her over and keep pushing her down every time she tries to get up.
>>82976459
Thank you, I really needed to know that for sure.
>>82976484
I deserve it frienderoni.
lapis
the
liar
>>82975436
>these elemental icons serving as the start of homeworld gems loving earth
>yfw jasperdemption begins with steven awakening jasper's primal desire to watch things burn
you may remember perinaldo, but I think ronaldo is actually going to stalk Lapis, because she looks just like one of his chinese cartoons
When will there be more Steven/Lapis happiness?
>>82976648
take it back anon
>>82976588
>I was totally lying about how i got trapped in a mirror and are totally covering for someone else.
Literally no evidence to support she is lying besides gut.
The show makes no sense, she can survive a crashing ship but gets poofed easily by a measly punch to the gem?
Someone try to explain this shit besides saying she is lying in the flashback.
>>82976648
Lapis stole that gems purple gameboy
I don't want this psycho blue cunt defiling little peri
![[SWEATING INTENSIFIESS].png](https://i.imgur.com/2FJBUJ1.jpg "[SWEATING INTENSIFIESS].png")
>>82976632
>That pudge
Hhhnng
>>82976321
>Lapis, it's so beautiful up here
>eh, it's alright. I guess I can see why you like it
Can someone explain this? I'm confused by what she meant/how she came to that conclusion.
>>82976513
Sea salt ice cream, we've been over this.
>>82976632
Wham bam with the mammary mam. M.D.
>>82976713
...Are you legit autistic? This is an extremely simple concept to understand.
>>82976693
don't worry she won't
But Amethyst might
>>82976684
I want someone to answer this
>>82976713
And I want someone to answer this too
>>82976693
BUT THIS IS MY HOME
>>82975792
>>82975818
>>82975840
Cool beans, not gunna be spoiling anything then. Just the next episodes earlier.
>>82976713
She is literally from space, you lurid golem.
>>82975295
>let's send five of our dumbest grunts to investigate
HW's opinion on Peridot is that low huh
>>82976693
I hope Lapis drowns Peri.
>>82976645
Jasper VS. Brock Sampson
...it would just end in sex.
>>82976718
I'd be a footfag for her if this is is true.
>>82976693
It's MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
right steven?
>>82976648
I'm only replying once but how long you gonna shitpost champ?
>>82976772
we need art of this damnit!!
>>82976693
but what if she defiles her first
>>82976762
oh, so she's just speaking from experience and downplaying it.
>>82976815
the fight or the aftermath?
>>82976772
Brock has much good taste in women
If they can't rip his fucking head off, he isn't into them
>>82976799
>>82975237
>>82976538
have a sexy connie anon
>>82976824
God bless Scribbles
>>82972754
I am by no means a drawfag but here have my shitty rendition
