>The Imperium has invaded the last show you watched.
How does it go down?
>>82869664
>Game of Thrones
Pretty terribly
>Last cartoon Steven Universe
Oh god...
>>82869664
Depends.....
We talking Imperial Truth era Imperium, or Post-Age of Apostasy Imperium?
>>82869726
>Yellow Diamond's forces against the power of The Imperium
Oh yes
>>82869664
First for Bruva Alfabusa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU
>The Flash
Ohhhh, this outta be good
>>82869664
I got two guys and gourd full of magic potion.
>>82869664
>Game of Thrones
They don't stand a chance
>/co/ related
>Star Wars TCW
The Republic would be able to push them back since the Imperium would be attacking an entirely new galaxy.
>What about the CIS?
It would be inconvenient for Sheev, Dooku would declare a truce and then aid the Republic in fighting back.
>>82869664
First Robotech Arc? Hmmm.....
Assuming that it is the last episode i watched when the Zentradi and RDF first start talking it goes surprisingly well at first.
The Zentradi fleet may be made out of cardboard but there are a million ships. They need to avoid ground combat though, Zentradi have huge guts and Spacemarines love to rend and tear.
Also Battle Pods are so fragile i am reasonably sure they are vulnerable to bolter fire or even massed lasguns.
AdMech would probably recreate the original premise of the show by declaring that as a priceless artifact of the Dark Ages of Technology the SDF ! must not be harmed no matter the cost.
Max Sterling somehow beats up a Space Wolf and becomes friends with him.
>>82871045
The Republic would shit their pants, but they have the numbers, resources, and territory to win every time. If they get their shit together.
>>82871045
>The Republic would be able to push them back
Anon pls. I love WH40k and even I have to admit it is so ungodly overpowered that the Star Wars universe wouldnt last a month.
>>82871406
I'm sure Palpatine will do everything to keep the Republic from falling apart, considering that he needs a galaxy to rule. Clone production will skyrocket and the droid army from Dooku will be a huge asset in fighting the Space Marines and the Imperial Guard.
>>82871361
Addendum: Amberly Vail and Cain infiltrate the SDF1: Amberly disguises herself as a celebrity and ends up singing a duo with Minme. Cain and Admiral Gloval get drunk at a bar.
>>82871471
You do have to consider that the Imperium still has "domestic" issues back in their own galaxy.
>>82870087
I want this so much.
>>82869664
>Gotham
I don't know a whole lot of 40k lore, but aren't there whole planets that are basically as broken and corrupt as Gotham?
>>82869664
>Gotham
Goes down like a boat made of stone
>>82869664
>The Wire
Shit, they're fucked. Lester might make a cool Inquisitor though.
>>82871530
True that.
Silly question,I'm a mad fluff obsessive, but always curious, as the Imperium is just being ground down on so many fronts, why wont they just willingly give ground and reduce what they need to defend rather than try to hold everything against everything and be spread so thin? Or is that just heresy to cede such ground?
>>82871471
The Imperium has a Million plus worlds. The Republic has 14 million plus. While the Imperium has an ungodly sized military the Republic could (in theory) hold them at bay til a proper war economy got going. The Republic would be facing a war beyond any they can think of that would last generations, but they have good odds if they can get their shit together.
>>82871471
Any 40k vs Star Wars argument ultimately boils down to home turf advantage.
Whoever is on their own turf wins. The republic has their ez hyperspace in their own galaxy. But lack any sort of ability to use it in the 40k galaxy because they need those maps for it to work.
>King of the Hill
I don't know jack shit about Warhammer 40k but I bet you that Hank Hill will try to sell Propane to them
>>82871574
It is more or less the upscale part of Nostromo.
>>82871674
>yfw Hank provides the necessary fuel for the Astronomican
>>82871574
>>82871612
I don't know much about 40k lore either. What would the Imperium do on a world that has no Xenos to purge?Assuming Gotham doesn't have aliens like most DC universes do
>>82871668
Really? Shit. I freely admit I was wrong, I had no idea the republic was so large.
>>82871661
It's that last bit.
Games of Thrones. Someone smart describe how it would go down pls.
>>82871668
Even if the Republic gets their shit together, what the fuck are they gonna do? The Imperium doesn't even need to break out the Space Marines to deal with Clones; Imperial Guard will do just fine against them.
>>82871668
What is the population of those worlds? How many Hive planets like Corasant are there?
Also i don't think (besides a possible force effect) SW has anyway to block 40K Teleportation or a real way to counter it.
>>82871832
They march into the cities, they seize control and somewhere around there mass raping occurs.
>>82871778
I know right? I use to think they had a few thousand tops. Also that 14 million only counts Republic worlds. There are hundreds of smaller coalitions, cartels, gangs, kingdoms, ect that hold anywhere from a single city state to hundreds of planets.
>>82870087
>This Child is Half Xeno! And a powerful psyker! Virus bomb this planet.
Then the inquisitors get in a big fight over whether to exploit the gem technology or destroy it as heretical.
>>82871871
>>82871874
>>82871905
Sure, this map is no longer canon but it gives you a scope of the population the Republic has.
>Kamen Rider Drive
The imperium would purge the dopants, and the riders, and then glass the planet.
>>82871548
"I want that planet to die
>"You won't step foot on Holy Terra, Xeno-Chunk"
>>82871471
The advantage SW has is speed. Their hyperspace drive is way way way faster than warp travel, and they can outproduce the Imperium industrially. Yes, they have shittier armor and their weapons are maybe on-par with the Imperium, and in an even fight the Imperial Navy will win against the Republic Navy, but they're never gonna have an even fight, because hyperspace drive.
SM Librarian versus Jedi is something I'd like to see, though.
>>82871777
They'd basically roll in and say, "Hey! You must be a lost colony that's forgotten our technology levels and how great the God-Emperor is! Here's some churches we dropped from orbit, some Tech-Priests, and the protection of our endless armies!
Just make sure to pay whatever resources we demand of you, ship millions of your sons and daughters off to fight in the army, and give us all of the psychics that pop up so we can control or destroy them!"
>tfw no inquisitor animated series
>>82871957
Their hyperspace only works in their own galaxy though.
Again >>82871669
>>82870087
>Massive Imperium fleet invading the shit out of the homeworls
>>82871871
The Republic is more likely to adapt over time while the Imperials will keep the same doctrine. But I never said it would be easy.
>>82871874
Varies. No idea but I can think of two others that I can't remember their names right now.
>>82872059
All i can hear are Gray knights slaughtering gems left and right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilSDgI1JONw
>>82871957
The ability to get around would definitely work in the Republic's favor. There is a problem though. Sure they can get to the battle pretty damn fast, but what the fuck are the gonna do when they get there? Plink at Battle-Barges?
Granted, I could see Jedi being damn good at boarding actions, but boarding an Imperial ship is easier said than done.
>>82871674
>>82871763
>propane turns out to be an even better fuel than prometheum
>Dale's paranoia gets him a job as an Inquisitor
>>82869664
>Ed Edd n Eddy
Eddy tries to bargain with a Commissar, while Double D is being tutored by a Techpriest to construct more intricate devices.
Ed is now a servant of Nurgle.
Jimmy is now a Custodes in the Imperial Palace.
Sarah and Nazz join the Sisters of Battle.
Kevin joins the Ultramarines.
Johnny 2x4 is taken prisoner by Space Orks who use Plank as a torture device.
Rolf leaves for the Old Country - which is now located in the Warp.
The Kankers are now dæmonettes of Slaanesh.
>Samurai Jack
I don't know man. This may be the first enemy Jack is unable to defeat
>>82871957
>SM Librarian versus Jedi is something I'd like to see, though.
I'm pretty sure that would go in the Librarian's favor. Jedi would do well against normal Astartes, though.
>>82871832
A single Space Marine could probably rape all the combined armies in Game of Thrones by himself.
>>82872383
I would personally say that it depends on the Jedi. A decent Jedi would likely have a well... decent odds if they knew what they were facing.
>>82871777
Well, seeing as how vast the Imperium is and how unreliable their FTL capabilities are, there are some worlds that have gone without contact for generations. Assuming some Xenos or the taint of Chaos doesn't fuck shit up, those worlds can develop entirely new social systems.
>>82872056
Couldn't the Republic use hit and run tactics in enemy territory?
Their fleet could send scouts to locate targets and then have the fleet hit them and jump out before the Imperial fleet can do jack shit.
>>82871832
>Imperials see if Others can withstand orbital bombardment. No strategic locations of note beyond the wall anyway.
>The faith of the Seven and Old Gods are heresy. The Lord of Light is really the Emperor. Worship him or die.
>Planet like made into an agri world.
>>82872376
>Jack
>Being beaten
>ever
Not to mention SJverse is overpowered as fuck, and Aku isn't letting anyone taking his world away
>>82872471
Well, yeah, but the same goes for the Librarian.
"So he's a telekine psyker with a plasma blade, and can move even faster than I? Thank you, mortal."
>>82872376
>Jack wandering across some field
>a flaming droppod comes screaming out of the atmosphere and explodes in front of him
>an armoured figure emerges, optics blazing with menace
>he brandishes a massive crackling powerfist
>he and Jack square off
>cue amazing fight sequence
>both step back, clearly feeling the pressure
>then the marine stands up
>and extends the fist to jack as an invitation
>points up to the sky, clearly indicating a lifetime of traversing the stars and fighting untold horrors in space
>Jack shakes his head sorrowfully, and instead points towards to the horizon where Aku's castle currently resides
>they nod in understanding
>marine leaves
>episode ends without a single word of dialogue
>>82872620
Except how do they even get to the 40k galaxy?
>The Imperium invades Bikini Bottom
>>82872666
No Librarian wins against any jedi hands down. Maybe a team of jedis could win but never one on one.
>>82871045
>Jedi vs Space marines
Dear God, why isn't this a thing?
>>82872712
They don't. They're in the defensive.
>>82872638
>all those holy weapons of the imperium being used against Aku
Oh god.
And they'd have to capture all of the worlds already conquered by him.
All that war. That religious zeal.
That VIOLENCE.
>>82872746
Well then they win. Simple as that.
>>82872620
It really depends on the defensive capabilities of eadh fleet. Like, how much of the Republic fleets weaponry could void shields nullify and how would deflector shields hold up against krak missiles or other Imperial Naval weaponry.
>>82869664
Well, things are about to get a little hairy for Kornheiser and Wilbon on PTI.
>>82872002
>tfw no Rogue Trader animated series
>tfw no Dark Heresy animated series
>tfw no Deathwatch animated series
>tfw no Black Crusade animated series
>>82872636
>Church of Faceless God revealed as Assassinanorum front, faceless man returns to Terra with new trainee Arya Stark.
>>82872398
Give the nigga some wards and I'll say he's dismantled the seven kingdoms by hand in about a week, with Essos and the far North by the end of the month
>Wander Over Yonder
Wander frienderizes them. All of them.
>>82872679
I came.
>>82871548
>>82871955
>>82871927
>>82872059
>>82872126
>all these people assuming the Gems would get curb stomped
>forgetting gems could pull off technological miracles 5 thousand years ago and have gotten exponentially more advanced in that time
>forgetting their 40k Warpless travel
>forgetting the Authority has an entire galaxy under their control
It would be a hell of a fight, but I give the edge to the to the gems.
I don't know much about the Imperium or even what their from, can someone give me a short overview or who they are and what they've accomplished?
Just so I can make a fair analysis.
>>82874197
You forgot one thing
>The warriors of the Imperum's undying love for their cause, chapters, and emperors preventing them from risking their lives in the most IMPOSSIBLE missions.
>>82874335
>>82870455
Watch the first 5 episodes
>>82874335
They're humanity from the year 40,000 A.D.
They conquered most of the galaxy by slapping the shit out of aliens thousands of years ago, but they've regressed socially and technologically since then.
Their normal army, the Imperial Guard, numbers in the trillions, with enough starships to transport all those men. And their tech destroys planets fairly regularly.
Socially, they're Catholic Nazis in space.
>>82874335
They're an extremely xenophobic human empire that controls a large portion of the galaxy. They have near limitless resources and are not unfamiliar to throwing literal billions of bodies at a problem until it drowns in Imperial blood.
It's main weaknesses are the simultaneous corruption and fanaticism towards their God-Emperor, which has led to stagnation and the loss of large swathes of technological knowledge.
The Walking Dead.
Uh. Yeah.
>>82874591
>loss of large swathes of technological knowledge.
don't forget, absolute fear of innovation for fear of chaos-corrupted technology and rampant artificial intelligence.
>>82874335
Listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gGG4fpGB_w
Not all of the quotes are from Imperial units, but the whole of it gives you a good idea of who the Imperum is.
>>82874197
Mate, the Ultramarines would wipe the floor with them thanks to a certain someone raping their lore.
>>82874777
We don't talk about the Snyder of 40k.
>>82874777
>>82874870
I haven't been keeping up with my 40k lore, what happened to the smurfs?
>>82874935
Two words:Matt Ward
>>82874987
>>82872679
I'd pay to see this.
>Wander Over Yonder
I don't think even Wander could look past Flayed Ones or Nurglite Chaos Marines, but damn would he try his best to make everyone friendly.
In fact, he'd probably unite the Eldar, Imperium and Tau, and his friendship would be so great it would bring back the Immortal Emperor to his former glory.
Sylvia falls to Khorne for a tiny bit, but is brought back.
Hater ends up replacing all the High Lords of Terra for reasons
The gems are xenos scum twofold: eldar spulgem technology appropriated and enhanced by the Tau empire. These new devices, implanted with AI and given the ability to project hard-light bodies, blend the society of their creators with the forms of the originators
Naturally Steven is enemy number one
>>82874870
>Snyder of 40k
>>82874197
They've shat on technologically superior foes before, through sheer force of bullshit.
>>82874987
>what's been happening to the smurfs
>matt ward
>matt ward
>happening
Ward has been gone for fucking ages.
Antiques Roadshow
>>82876349
True, but that's the only thing that >>82874777 could be talking about.
>>82876292
The Imperium wins through force of numbers. The Diamond Authority presumably controls an entire galaxy and then some. They have hive cities literally the size of planets.
The Imperium would be both outmatched and outnumbered.
>>82872756
>EXTERMINATUS
And done.
Either that or the sheer numbers of the Imperial Guard will do him in.
>>82872679
>Imperium of Man
>Not fighting Aku with Jack
Do you even inquisit?
Mutants gonna get purged.
>Rick & Morty
Uh. Um. This could get interesting.
>>82876574
Probably a fringe world and too preoccupied by other fights.
Hell the Tau empire literally exists because the Imperium can't spare the manpower to fully commit to wiping them out.
>>82870872
>>82876607
Rick would be so pissed.
>the Imperium gets rekt through love and understanding
Oh I am laffin
>>82876684
He probably plays Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with him
>>82876750
Crystal Gems would get curb stomped. The Diamond Authority would probably just find some other galaxy to colonize until the Imperium collapses under its own weight in another 40,000 years.
>>82870087
>The fleets meet
>FILTHY XENOS PLOT A COURSE TOWARDS HOLY TERRA. DESTROY THEM
>Terminators deep strike onto the Homeworld's ships
>hundred year veterans of space hulks face off against newly made marbles
>Havoc ensues
>Yellow Diamond's Flag ship is getting bashed by Macro battery fire
>She returns fire, taking our a few Imperial escort ships
>Yellow Diamond's Pearl: "My Diamond! We've been boarded!"
>YD: "By Whom?"
>Sly Marbo punches through The pearl's face with his bare hand, that was holding a live plasma grenade
Homeworld was Fucked
>>82876813
Bretty gud
>>82876571
Wait what? Why does that planet have an obscene number of guardsmen?
>>82869664
>Imperium versus Wander
He wouldnt be able to friendship them, so Im not entirely sure.
>>82876857
>Sly Marbo
Oh you fucker!
>>82876926
No no, you don't get it.
That planet *is* Guardsmen.And somehow there's still orks there
>>82876926
Jokes are like frogs: if you take them apart, they die.
If you're cool with that, it's becauseit's a glitch in a fanmade 40k video game.
>>82876571
Do you think that if someone got them all to sing the Halo 3 Theme, you could hear it from low planet orbit?
>>82877028
>low planet orbit
Nigga, you could probably hear them from Schindelgheist III.
I know space doesn't carry sound, but guardsmen do.
>>82876633
Isn't there a fleet en route to deal with them?
>>82876535
Gems haven't shown any planetbusting short of a Cluster, which requires a multi-thousand year preptime.
Blunt force cracks a gem and renders them incapable of combat. I'm pretty sure the Imperium has got this one.
>>82877002
>That planet *is* Guardsmen.
I should have known that Mogo was the Emperors greatest secret.
>>82877004Thanks for the clarification, and it certainly has not stifled my ability to find it humorous
>>82876857
Well, Homeworld is in another galaxy, so any engagement would be on Homeworld's terms and probably wouldn't end well for the Imperium, but I like this so I will let it slide.
>>82877028
Someone do the math
>>82877099
They'll carry hope
>>82877117
Homeworld's backhoes are planet busters. They are a tier 2.5 civilization. The Imperium would be fucked if both sides were dedicated to destroying the other.
>>82876857
>YD survives because she's the hardest metal
>begins to take the invasion seriously after the death of her Pearl
>forms Diamonds Undivided
>>82877204
Terraforming doesn't happen overnight.
An exterminatus can.
>>82871661
They have the man power to send billions of people in the hopes of breaking the enemy with boots alone
>>82877136
Imperial ships do have Void Shields and can withstand battles against the best Hell, Nature, Communism, Egyptian Skynet, Mold with Gunpowder, hyper-advanced Sadists and hyper-advanced environmentalists can throw at them. Plus, the Galaxy of 40k and SU are somewhat similar.
I think it would depend on the extent of the invasion. If the whole Imperium was thrust into SU, the gems would simply be overwhelmed by the sheet mass of the Imperium. If it was an expeditionary fleet, then the Fleet would die off from attrition after a time
>>82877239
>YD rejects the theology of the Homeworld. Those gods did not serve her well enough after millennial of worship and dedication.
>She takes inspiration from Earth, and discovers the concept of Hell
>Convenes with the Dark Gods
>Assumes control of all Corrupted Gems
>Attacks Earth directly
>M1A1 Abram Tanks fight along side Landraiders to take down YD's incursion
>>82877117
The Cluster's main objective was to create a super weapon. It wouldn't be hard for gems to accelerate something to a fraction of light speed and ram it into a plannet.
>>82877368
Just as planned
>>82877415What even are those things growing where his eyes should be?
>>82877463
It's fucking Tzeentch, best not to think about it.
>>82869664
>Dr House S5
Oh God
>rewaching Invader Zim
Well, The Irken Empire looks like really powerful...
>>82877495
Or do!
>>82877525
FUCK OFF, TZEENTCH!
Friendly reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
>>82877335
>singing the itty bitty top layer of a planet
>comparable to literally turning an entire planet from crust to core into a hive city
I don't like choosing xenos over a human civilization, but come on. Just think about the energy requirements of reforming an entire fucking planet like that. This is construction equipment we are talking about with the power to do anything the Imperium can militarily. Glassing the surface of a planet would take a literal afternoon.
All the Imperium has going for it is that MAYBE Homeworld isn't used to fighting civilizations with spaceships and is more geared towards fighting other gems. By power output though, the Diamond Authority makes the Imperium look like they are chucking rocks.
>>82876535
>Implying
>>82877368
>If the whole Imperium was thrust into SU, the gems would simply be overwhelmed by the sheet mass of the Imperium.
But anon, I already told you that Homeworld is in another galaxy. The Imperium can't touch them.
>>82877552
Maybe I will or won't! Maybe I'll just sit hear and do some simple pondering.
>>82877368
>If the whole Imperium was thrust into SU, the gems would simply be overwhelmed by the sheet mass of the Imperium.
What about logistics? An Imperial fleet without the Imperium to back it up would quickly dissolve as its resources run out and it can't feed itself. Gems don't have such problems and can fabricate material using a handheld tool.
>>82877628
I think you're vastly underestimating the Imperium technological superiority.
Imagine the technological output of and earth with 100X more people, then imagine that 10000X, That is how the Imperium do.
>>82877698
You do realize that Imperial Fleets are self-sustaining, right?
>>82877681
So then why are we even considering OP's question?
>>82877698
Ships have enough food to last them for a long time. Not always enough to last an "unexpected" extended stay in the Warp, but enough for quite a few years.
Given that the Imperium is made up of Quadrillions if not more people, I'm sure they would eventually find places to colonize and reside, but you are right, Trillions would die from starvation and dehydration, as food would be rationed to the Imperium's best and most deserving assets
>>82877698
Their ships have farms and shit in them. Hell some have lost tribes of people who were born on the ships.
>>82877799
Because Homeworld can still attack the Imperium.
>>82877799
they can have farms on them
>>82877839
Read the OP. The Imperium is the invading party.
>>82877105
They got there. Tau kicked their ass, space pope got assassinated, mechanius got super butthurt and set space on fire.
The tau got pretty fucked up but the imperial fleet that was supposed to wipe them out completely got stopped at one planet.
>>82877719
I think you are vastly underestimating the power requirements for ripping apart a planet like that. The Imperium doesn't do that. They aren't capable of doing it. They colonize a hundred million worlds but at most just the thin layer of a planet's surface. Homeowlrd turns entire fucking planets, core to crust, into hive cities.
The Imperium is tier 2.1 civilization. Homeworld is a 2.5 civilization. That is a big fucking difference. The best one could hope for is that the Diamond Authority rarely fights and has never fought anyone but other gems. If so they might be woefully illequipped for fighting the battle hardened Imperium initially. But by scale and shear unadulterated power output, the Diamond Authority puts the Imperium to shame.
>>82877970
It didn't say the time it took though, if the process took hundreds or thousands of years then the technological ablity is less impressive.
>>82877906
>can't beat the fucking Tau
>people think they could beat an Empire that's bigger and more advanced than it
Also, since the Imperium is in Steven's Universe, do they still have to deal with Warp shenanigans or is it devoid of Chaos?
Okay so we've had a really good conversation about the Imperium versus Homeworld but what if the Irkens joined in on this war for galactic control?
>>82871361
I would assume the Zentradi, while stupid and everything, would be able to take them out by sheer firepower. If any Imperium forces were left or if they got within range to board I think it would be over because they could just "chain board" until they were all dead.
Everyone on the SDF-1 eats popcorn, assuming they haven't gotten to earth yet
>>82877888
You've got to adapt to the setting. In SU, the Milky Way is so inconsequential that it makes more sense to just imagine that the Imperium simply exists there rather than invades. They are already ill equipped to handle the Diamond Authority. Leaving them at a further disadvantage by only allowing them a fleet of ships instead of millions of worlds would be an uninteresting route.
>>82878026
To be fair, despite being small the tau wreck face and advance very fast technologically.
>>82877970
>Homeowlrd turns entire fucking planets, core to crust, into hive cities
Doesn't the Imperium do that regularly? Hive Planets are a thing, ya?
>>82878026
No. Chaos is now gone. Big E rises from his Throne. JUST AS PLANNED!
>>82877970
The imperium also probably does have the ability to do so, but if they did it would fuck the gravity of the planet.
>>82877839
>Homeworld attacks the Imperium
They are going to have to deal with the Tyranids, the Tau, the Necrons, the Orks, the Dark/Eldar, Chaos and all it's subsidiaries before it can get a slice of the Imperial Pie
This had me thinking
>Homeworld invades 40k galaxy
>Fights against chaos
>Tzeentchian forces unleash spells and rifts in physical space the Gems never thought possible. Some explode in magical electricity, while others crumble to dust and are sucked away in a mini-wormwhole
>Nurglite factions frantically look for a way to get a Gem sick to no avail
>Slaaneshi Factions grow fond of the Gems, collecting their poofed crystals and forging dildos from them, or grinding them to dust and snorting them
>Khornate Factions smash them to pieces, and the fact that Gem's dont bleed makes them angrier
>>82878026
If you consider the warp pads to be like webways and what happened in Marble Maddness, the Warp likely didn't get fucked over by a War in Heaven and gems have no influence over it.
>>82878026
If Chaos is gone, there is abso-fucking-lutely nothing anybody or anything in SU could do once Emps gets off the Golden Throne.
>>82878127
If the idiots just let Eazy-E die, he can respawn and fix everything.
>>82878018
100 or 1,000 years would still vastly outclass the kind of power output the Imperium is capable of. This is a civilization that could no doubt build dyson spheres and harness the entire output of stars.
>>82878188
But they don't know that.
>>82878127
>Big E seduces and impregnates the remaining Diamonds
>Steven Primarchverses are born 9 months later
>>82878157
Adding to this Chaos marines might have gone all heretical and shit but they still fucking hate xenos.
>>82878230
>Magnus-Steven fucks things up again
>>82878198
The necrons do that all the time but the imperium can still fight them along with everyone else in the galaxy at the same time.
>>82876571
Nah, Aku is like high level Chaos-bullshit. They would probably deploy Grey Knights to take down Aku, with Jack practically leading the Knights due to his knowledge of Aku.
>>82878044
They'd ally with the Gems, definitely. The Gems don't make snack foods, so there's nothing in it for the Irkens to fight them.
>>82878157
I fucking love Chaos.
Also I imagine Warp corrupted gems would most likely turn into chaos spawn similar to the cluster experiments.
>>82878198
The Imperium has Hive Planets though. They're either just surface level or extend deep below the surface. And they don't take that long to make.
>>82878271
Don't you mean regular Steven?
>>82878157
>or grinding them to dust and snorting them
That is ill advised because gem powder can poses literally anything. It would probably drive someone exposed to it insane with hallucinations before fully possessing them.
Gems are actually pretty spoopy. Shatter them and they just start possessing everything in the area.
>>82876607
>Ahhh, dammit Morty, we gotta get outta here
>Whats wrong Ri-What the hell are those things!?
>Uurp, t-those are Imperium Battlecruisers, Morty, I've run into the Imperium of Man a few times, bunch of religious uuuurp, nuts Morty, tried to kill me because I used "heretical technology", there a bunch of zealots Morty, and a pain my the ass to deal with!
>>82878273
Well until the Necrons actually wake up and do something for once and prove they can even take on the Imperium, I won't be considering them. But yeah, it would probably be a good fight.
>>82878291
Well shit.
So with this new information. Do you think The Imperium is officially fucked with both the Gems and Irkens fighting them?
>>82878297
>saying you-know-what
Welp, anon's a chaos spaw-OH GOD RTGHRFJBVF
>>82878271
Is it possible for Horus-Steven to hate his dad enough?
>>82878230
>Big E ever doing anything with a xeno that doesn't involve a bolter or chainsword
Nigga he'd exterminate them in the blink of an eye. Hell the only reason he didn't try to fuck up the Eldar more thoroughly was because of Eldrad cockblocking him.
>>82878241
The Dark Mechanicus uses Xeno tech all the time, only, it get's fused with Daemonic influence, so they dont get hit with a Copyright infringement
>>82878297
Gods know my fellow Brother, it'd be awesome
>>82878340
>It would probably drive someone exposed to it insane with hallucinations before fully possessing them
Now you're just GIVING Slanneshi followers reasons to snort ground up Gems
>>82878340
>implying Slaaneshi daemons/cultists aren't aware of that fact and excited because of it
They crazy yo.
>>82878309
Hive planets don't even take up most of a planet's surface. Coruscant puts Hive Worlds to shame and this >>82877204 puts Coruscant to shame.
>>82878412
>falling for the Emperor hates xenos meme
Big E didn't hate xenos, the Imperium adopted that policy after he decided to take a load off on the throne.
>>82878376
They flew a planet sized superweapon at them once. They also have a doodad that can just destroy any star in the solar system. Æonic Orbs literally haves stars in them.
Also a guy who predicts the future. Part of the reason he is so good at it is if things dont actually happen the way he saw he just travels back in time and changes shit.
>>82878441
They do though, unless it's one of the more....difficult worlds, like Armageddon.
Hell, a lot of them go below the surface (most notably Necromunda).
>>82878430
They might use the tech but I bet the xeno they got it from isnt alive anymore.
>>82878340
>literally anything
This is actually one of the few instances were "literally" is used correctly. A gem was ground up, turned into dye, painted on a piece of paper, the paper was incinerated, and the smoke was able to posses a god damn waffle of all things. Even a mere picture of the original painting was presumably enough to posses something.
>>82878430
>>82878431
>Slaaneshi cultists would do it anyway
I don't doubt it.
>>82878532
Of course not, Chaos marines usually resort to marauding to accuire new equipment.
>>82878486
Well shit, Necrons are sounding increasingly like an old and busted version of Homeworld. Like if someone beat Homeworld and they retreated to tomb worlds.
>>82878532
>>82878576
oh of course not. Although there are some (very few) Xenos who are aligned with Chaos. Horus got corrupted by a sword made by such a group
>>82878352
>"Oh geez, what do they even worship?"
>"T-they believe in the emperor of mankind"
>"The who?"
>"Just imagine a uurp, A guy who looks ancient and has super reality powers"
>"Oh man he sounds kindof tough!"
>"With a look he could turn your entire existence into nothing."
>"Ouch, he'll kill you that bad?"
>"Uurp, No you little shit! I mean he will actually erase you from existence!
>>82878485
Big E fucking hated xenos m8, he cooperated with the Eldar because he wanted to get his own webway going before Magnus fucked it all up by being a faggot nerd. One his singular goals was subjugating, exterminating, or forcing all alien life in the milky way into exile. He wanted to Make Humanity Great Again.
>>82878281
The though of a geneseed-enhanced, chainsword/katana-wielding Jack leading a Grey Knight army arouses me to no end.
>>82878611
This is probably what we imagine when we think about metal men.
>'Sir, a Xeno got past us. He's headed to you'
>'Heresy! Find it and you do-
>Crunching sounds
>'Eh, what's up dock?'
>>82878512
Nothing goes far beyond the crust and absolutely nothing even compares to a single Homeworld colony world.
>>82878611
The necrons are super OP. The Newcrons shot their gods until they exploded into little bits and use the shards like murderous pokemon. They are still at the same tech level as they were when they fought the old ones as well.
>>82878713
Holy shit I want this now
Chaos is better than the the Imperium, but I don't know which God to follow. Nurgle is friendly but disgusting. Slaanesh is a cenobite. I'm not an angry person so Korne is out of the picture. Tzeentch might work but the level of JUST AS PLANNED could literally melt my brain.
>>82878747
If you can't pick then just go Chaos Undivided.
>>82878720
Homeworld is pretty ridiculous too, just saying.
The whole "reversing time if shit doesn't go your way" just sounds a lot like Homeworld. The fact that they are machines bent on destroying all other life sounds pretty familiar too.
>>82878747
You could always go the honourable khorne guy route. Or just be undivided like all the real cool guys.
>>82878747
>Chaos is better then the Imperium
>>82878747
Papa Nurgle is the only way to go.
>>82878717
They go really deep though, and that's alongside being "mile-high" cities.
Jesus lad, read some Necromunda manuals.
>>82878747
>Chaos is better than the the Imperium
>>82878793
These days they are space Egyptians with personality and differing agendas.
>>82878747
>Bobs Burgers
YEA, LET US SMITE THE FOUL HERETICS OF THE PESTO CULT
>>82878812
>honourable khorne guy
Noncanon.
If you start out as an honourable warrior, you'll still get corrupted into a more mindless berserker.
>>82878747
The Gods represent all of Humanity's emotions.
>You could be the Slanneshi who find hand-holding the purest form of love
>You could be the Nurglite who tends to the poor
>You could be the Tzeentchian who runs the local library or is the local mayor
>You could be the Khornate who lives by a strict code of chivalry
You'd just be in small company, as most Chaos followers dont limit their avenues of devotion in such a way
Undivided is the way to go though
>>82878665
Nah son, the Emperor didn't hate xenos, he was untrustworthy of xenos, but didn't outright hate them. His whole policy while conquering the galaxy was "Surrender your world and yourselves to human control, or die" He did push for humanities dominance of the galaxy, but if a xeno race willingly surrendered, they were allowed to survive, although they would live a life of being a lesser
>>82878844
I mean, are you even disagreeing with me at this point? A single Homeworld colony is objectively more impressive in every way shape and form to even the most developed Imperium world.
Just look at >>82877204. That used to be fucking Earth, anon. That's Holy Terra. That's what one measly Homeworld colony looks like. A Hive with the mass of a fucking planet, no mass wasted.
>>82878922
All that stuff is pretty much out the window, since it hasn't been mentioned or touched upon in ages. If you're part of Chaos, you aren't doing anything good for anyone. You want to do all those nice things? Do them in the Imperium, or the Tau Empire, theres no room for that stuff in Chaos.
>>82878883
I want some 40K themed burger names.
Adeptus Harvartes?
>>82869664
>If the Emperor had a text to speech device
The emperor would have those responsible for this betrayal executed.
>>82878977
Bro, the only thing a Homeworld colony has over a hive world is that it's a Dyson sphere.
>>82879063
I don't even know what you are arguing at this point. We are comparing the mass of the Himalayas to the mass of Earth.
>>82879011
It's been mentioned in the Canon Novels. I wish I could remember them, but that "Emperor had a text-to-speech device" guy touched on it
For the sake of a Wargame, it has been simplified to "Chaos = Bad" though
>>82879111
The Imperium is doing the same thing except they don't need to excavate 80% of the planet to do so.
What if Orkz invaded instead of the Imperium?
>>82879308
Well then we're all fucked.
>>82872679
fapfapfap
>>82878619
I believe you're thinking of Fulgrim. But yeah, CSM still fucking hate xenos with a passion and chaos has never had reservations about fucking with each other before, let alone xenos scum that thinks itself worthy of the dark gods' attention.
https://youtu.be/JLLL0drCY8o?t=11m34s
>>82879308
If you put a single Ork into any universe, that universe is thusly, and royally fucked, because now they will always have Orks.
>>82879251
Building a house out of the mass of the Himalayas is not comparable to building a house out of the mass of Earth. It's not the same thing. Why would you even think that?
>>82879366
Steve Blum is such a great voice actor for 40k.
Transformers RiD.
The Tech Priests will either scream heresy or masturbate furiously, over the idea of intelligent mechanical life.
>>82879398
Because I'm getting the same effect by doing less.
>>82879423
While good for 40k I still wish Eliphas had his old VA and multiplayer chaos lord was Araghast.
One thing I think we are all forgetting about in the whole WH40k vs SU HW Gems discussion isGem Psychology
They'd be horrified by the mass insanity and depraved cruelty of the 40k galaxy, and might leave to choose a different galaxy to invade
>>82879466
Probably the former because it's xeno tech.
>LoK
Citizens of the Imperium! You have been decieved! The Emperor is a waterbender!
>>82879469
>build a shed
>build the Pentagon
>claim the shed is just as good as the Pentagon but cheaper
>>82879466
Definitely the former since the Dark Age of Technology was ended by a war with intelligent machines.
>>82877970
>I think you are vastly underestimating the power requirements for ripping apart a planet like that
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Exterminatus
>What are Cyclonic Torpedos
You really don't understand the full extent of the Imperiums craziness.
>>82879588
Yeah. And a ton of other pyker shit. HE IS THE GREATEST PYSKER TO EVER LIVE OF COURSE HE CAN MOVE WATER!!
Will Sugar ever give real numbers about the Homeworld's forces in order for us to make better autistic comparisons?
>>82879588
>THAT CREATURE HAS PSIONIC ABILITIES! DESTROY HER!
>>82879398
Which one is it anon? Is it a house the mass of the earth or a city the mass of the earth? Because a house does not equate a city, and what you said was that they made cities the size of the earth.
>>82879828
What would happen if you tried to sanction a bender?
>>82879796
probably not
But one can dream
Maybe when the show is over will she spill the beans for us to sperg over
>>82879711
10,000 fire benders a day are sacrificed to Astronomican.
Wouldn't any sufficiently powerful psyker be able to just crush a gem's core with ease? By the hundreds or thousands at once?
>>82869664
>Korra
Exterminatus. Simply that. Overrun by Heretical Psykers and suspect an allegiance with the Tau.
>>82878390
I'd say so, but they're in for a long, grinding slog.
>>82879896
No doubt an Eldar Farseer could kick some major ass
But they'd probably manipulate the Gems into doing their bidding first, given the Gems would be hard pressed for some "friends" in the unforgiving galaxy of 40k
>>82869664
Stargate sg1. Well... i hope the interstellar not tau communists show up to help
Cartoon: avengers assemble, earth 616 v the inperium... i dont think earth can take 6 years of planetary bombardment
>>82879869
The Imperium would have much more reliable 'psykers' that wouldn't go crazy or randomly explode into daemons. And benders would go along with it because
>purges
I mean, at worst they're just going to be called abhumans unless they were provably chaos tainted.
>>82879706
>implying that can even compare to what Homeworld is capable of
An exterminatus is nothing more than Homeworld breaking ground on new colony. Destroying the crust of a planet is pathetic compared to what Homeworld does to planets.
>>82879896
It depends on whether the Authority has gone against psionically capable species before and whether they've developed shielding against it. Unfortunately most of what we think the Authority's strength is is pure theory and conjecture.
>>82879979
>Two-Stage Cyclonic Torpedoes, which are a more exotic form of the standard Cyclonic Torpedoes, are the most common of a special class of rare Exterminatus weapons, designed for use against atmosphere-less or biologically-void worlds (Necron Tomb Worlds being the main example). These torpedoes possess two-stage warheads: The first stage is an unusually powerful Melta Charge that bores straight through a planet's surface all the way down to its core. The second stage is a modified Cyclonic Charge that destabilises it, in most cases physically destroying the planet from the inside out.
>>82879949
>probably manipulate the Gems into doing their bidding first
Ah the Eldar life.
>>82879979
Well, what CAN Homeworld do?
>>82879859
So, what then, you got proven wrong because you've not seen SU before and now you are just pretending like you are a retard? That's poor form, anon.
Well here is your (you) I guess. Have a good night.
>>82879373
Underrated post.
It's simply a matter of time.
>>82879979
Fucker, you don't even know what Homeworld even has.
Stop talking out of your ass.
>>82880022
This >>82877204 used to be Earth.
They poof the crystal gems. If the gems are lucky the Imperium doesn't notice the falling gems, though one would probably be broken by lucky mistake. They'd probably purge Steven and his father, as well as Connie if they learned about how close she was to the xenos scum. They then have no further resistance as they add the ancient Holy Terra-like planet with bizarrely complacent inhabitants to the Imperium.
>>82880022
They can convert ~95% of a planet's mass into new gems and materials and are capable of transgalactic travel. We don't know much else.
>>82880055
And how many millions of years did that take?
