This is all your fault, /co/.
You've made me become addicted to your ship.
I can't live without your ship inside me.
I hope you're ready to take responsibility...
No, this was only the first step. You already loved Spidey.
Now you must come to love Carol.
I can dig it.
Is this Canon? Cuz spidey's my homeboy and dat booty is poppin'
Shipping is for dumbasses.
There was a porn comic starring the two of them released a few weeks ago.
Didn't care too much for it.
>>82842180
Go on
>>82842109
It seemed like they were building up to it a few years ago, but nothing really came of it.
>>82842069
>Now you must come to love Carol
That's the hard part
>>82841663
I ship spider marvel too
>>82842373
fuck off bendis
stop abducting female characters to pair off with your self inserts
>>82842454
Don't be salty anon. We all know it's endgame
>>82842317
Exactly.
>>82842180
Got a name? Or a link?
>>82841663
That is the wrong spider for Carol!
>>82842513
Endgame is Kamala with an army of husbands
>>82841663
>>82842735
DELETE THIS
>>82842109
>>82842249
They flirted for a bit then went on one date. Nothing came of it. Rhodey's digging in them guts for a few years now.
Mockingbird has a crush on Spidey so he has that going for him.
>>82842735
>>82842794
Why not both?
>>82842133
I'll fight youShipping in comics is stupid though I agree, with the amount of different writers, nothing ever goes well.
>>82842841
>Mockingbird has a crush on Spidey
Come again?
>>82842846
>Homo Archnidia, the next step in human evolution! Hated and feared because of pheromone excretions.
>>82842882
Bendis would rather make Iceman gay than make him and Kitty stay together. And I'm a bendis apologist.
>>82842373
But that ship is lame as shit.
I mean couldn't Kamala have a bf with more personality? Like maybe a soggy piece of toast.
It can be browned toast if that makes you feel better, heck blackened even.
>butch haircut
nope.tiff
>>82841663
I don't go for shipping but I always wondered why they didn't explore this pairing more. It was fun.
I guess they didn't want Carol being overshadowed like that.
>>82843022
I don't want Spider-Man's purity ruined by such a hostile person!
>>82843055
>implying it wouldn't work the other way
>being able to resist the love of the Spider
>>82843036
Is Pete fucking the dwarf now?
>>82842943
And don't forget the juiciest asses.
>>82843104
No that's Otto's gf
>>82843036
>Pete with Bobbi
>Tony with MJ
>Clint stuck in limbo with a girl that's half his age in a ship that's sure to never sail
Being ClintxKate is truly suffering
>>82843036
So is this the only evidence or what?
My Spider-Harem is expanding.
>>82842882
It's stupid in general, not just in comics.
>>82841663
Never made sense. He both looks and acts like a high-school boy, and is a huge a smart-ass to everyone.
The number of high-caliber women who blatantly cocklust after him never made sense to me. It's like he's some kind of self-insert character or something.
>>82844680
Spider-Man's powers are broken as fuck
>>82844680
>Self insert character
>Parker luck
>>82844680
No shit he's a self-insert character.
>>82841663
I knew this pose looked familiar.
>>82844895
Kek, it's her u mad pose.
Don't die you motherfucker, I need this.
I've been shifting through shitty OOC fanfiction for the past 24 hours but it's NOT ENOUGH.
>>82842231
>>82842647
It's Patreon, so not freely available until it's somehow leaked.
>>82843036
>Bet we can make her jealous.
Why is Anna so cute
>>82843625
>ClintxKate
ew, You deserve to suffer
>>82841663
My ship is a Star Destroyer
You had better lube up if you want one inside of you.
>>82847647
Fight me
>>82843022
Spidey is too much of a homeboy. If he is going to date someone it can't be anyone cosmic. Hell world adventure heroes might be more than Spidey can handle.
I did enjoy Ultimate when Peter was dating Kitty however.
>>82843176
Spidey has the ultimate ass. I even say with most artists it's even better than Dick's.
>>82841663
Does anyone in the Marvel universe have as many super bitches on his dick as Spidey?
>>82848901
He's my favorite comic ass.
>>82842249
Spidey in costume with the head guard cracks me up for some reason
>>82848928
Spidey butt is best butt.
>>82842959
What about Kamala and Peter? Ol Spidey gettin' dat jailbait
>>82844680
Spiderman is incredibly charismatic, usually puts off a sense of confidence in what hes doing (it could easily be seen as confidence when he's constantly quipping, even in dire situations), has a reputation as one of the most just, dedicated and hard working heroes around, and is eye candy for the ladies. Most women who get into heroing would totally go for Spidey, not just for the reputation, but because hes the kind of guy they would go after.
>>82849190
Isn't she like 15 and he's 30 something?
That sounds hilariously wrong.
>>82841663
When they apologize for that shitty costume I'll apologize to you for spidey being a pimp.
>>82849330
Thats the point of jailbait, it's oh so wrong, but so deliciously good.
Plus if Peter can pull of getting super models in spandex, he could easily score a teen hero.
>>82842133
It shouldnt even be neccersary for Peter.
Guy's thankfully still banging MJ in the dailes
![[honks in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h0yaruW.jpg "[honks in the distance].jpg")
(hoooooooonk)
>>82849330
Considering that peter spends his time spurning the advances of super heroines and villains and multiple spider women... And Kamala once had an entire emotional story arc(with danvers, I should add) about being betrayed by her sexy bollywood CRUSH....yeah, a bit of an emotional maturity gap
>>82849442
If Peter got himself some of Kamala he would ruin her for any other boyfriend, since no one would have both the charm and sweetness of Peter, and the reputation of Spidey
Also the guy probably fucks like a stallion
>>82849541
Silk did the right thing by leaving, she knew if she succumbed to Spidey's peter she would never escape it's sticky web of pure and unadulterated masculinity
>>82841663
Listen here guys what ifTeen Carol and Teen Spidey for MCU
>>82849190
How is the actual comic? Read a few issues and thought it was nice but can see it as annoying fast.
but being an airforce colonel is like the only piece of character carol has. that and being a drunk. what would teenage carol be all about?
>>82849190
Do people really like Kamala?
She's like Tumblr: the superhero
>>82849683
I thought that was Squirrel Girl?
>>82849626
>Teen Carol
It's not 2d Lt Marvel, anon.
>>82849688
>squirrel girl
>what the fuck?
>googles
>it actually exists
what the fuck Marvel?
no wonder people like Marvel so much they pander to everyone
>>82849634
It's a lighthearted teenager superhero story with low stakes. The enjoyment comes form watching the characters interactions and the easter eggs in the background.
I like it, but I understand why others may not
>>82849722
People like you make /co/ good.
>>82849683
>>82849704
Squirrel Girl was supposed to be a joke character. Then tumblr got ahold of her and Marvel's been pushing her proper.
>>82841663
Nigga this ship is like 15 years old
>>82842841
doesn't surprise me, every woman in the Marvel universe wants the spider-dick
I still don't know if Peter was just born a pussy magnet or if the spider gave him mad game
>>82849634
>>82849722
I like Ms. Marvel. It's a funny book, and she's adorkably charming.
>>82849233
You just described most superheroes lmao.
>eye candy
He's fully covered and has boyish proportions. Sorry but the only real explanation is writers' favoritism.
>>82842760
The ultimate Question /co/
Who has the best comic ASS ?
Spider-man
Dick GraysonNightcrawler
I kind of like Pete with women like Carol and Sue.
Keep him in line a bit, aren't supervillain bait, etc.
>>82849634
One of the best written books at Marvel right now
>>82854025
So you like being whipped. Thanks for sharing.
>>82843036
Otto's coming back?
>>82853886
The one an only answer isthe artist that decides to draw them. Thry must put more detail on the ass,
>>82854025
Agreed.
Just somebody that can fight with him would be welcome.
Though MJ could defend herself at times.
>>82854398
Try "having an equal whose differences compliment you and vice versa" instead, kid.
>>82844550
With that kind of mindset, why enjoy anything.
![IMG_0453[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FtlUFPQ.jpg "IMG_0453[1].jpg")
>>82854456
>Though MJ could defend herself at times.
Well she was trained by Cap if I remember right.
Feel Carol and Sue are too Cosmic for him. He needs someone that is more about street crime than going out in space. She-Hulk might actually be better in that department.
>>82854548
That's pretty much how ultimate Pete and Kitty were, if I remember right
>>82854673
I honestly liked them. He seem to enjoy having a partner whom he was dating. I think they broke up because he was worried someone would find out Kitty is Spidey's partner and since Peter is dating her someone would put it together.
>>82854548
I get the feeling they aren't really friends.
![IMG_0747[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HKysFKn.jpg "IMG_0747[1].jpg")
>>82854775
Oh they are not. I was just saying someone that's more "grounded" I guess is a way of saying it. While he does go in space sometimes Peter rather just stay in New York.
>>82854811
Wow.
She really doesn't like him.
But yeah, somebody more on Spideys level would be better for him.
>>82854747
I thought it was because Peter got close with MJ again and then Kitty felt insecure.
Granted, Pete and MJ were definitely doing something behind Kitty's back
>>82854848
She's just being tsundere
>>82854911
Actually you might be right. I just remember them having that conversation and it's been well over 10 years since I've read it.
>>82849190
How tall is she supposed to be in this shit show? She looks to be at least seven feet to his ten feet.
>>82843104
Fuck you Anna best girl
>>82852253
>Favoritism
Yet he keeps being shat on on virtually everything. Let him have all the pussy.
>>82854953
There's only room for one tsundere in Peter's life.
>>82849330
LEGAL IN PAKISTAN
Also the Age of Consent in New Jersey is 16
https://youtu.be/d3_P6SG8hqE
Seeing as this is the only decent Spider-Man thread here, what did /co/ think of the Amazing Spider-Man 2's music? I liked the theme song, but the dubstep was a bit much.
>>82855092
That would be Yandere anon.
It was pretty fucking psycho.
>>82855249
Honestly I think the dubstep bits fit where it was.
While I didn't particularly like ASM2 I'll say it had decent music.
>>82855092
>>82855510
Plus it made it perfectly clear that it wanted Peter back. That's not very tsundere.
>>82849626
Teen Peter, Carol in her mid to late 20's.
The age gap makes it better
>>82855092
Yeah and it's Jan
>>82855249
I deeply enjoyed that soundtrack. That style of soundtrack is perfect for Zimmer's studio.
>>82844680
I mean he's still pretty ripped, dude. And flexible.
>>82849190
Haha Peter sounds so salty about it
"I want to fuck that spider."
-Carol Danvers
>>82859414
There seem to be very few women that can resist the spider.
>>82859414
"I want to fuck that captain."
-Peter Parker
>>82855092
No one loves Peter more.
>>82849190
>guy in the apartment is trying to decide if he should call Chris Hansen
>>82842180
>>82842231
>>82842647
>>82845544
>>82860848
BOI
story time on /aco/?
>>82860904
I don't have it, just the cover/promo image.
>>82860943
Gosh Anon you're such a teasebut I don't hate that
>>82852253
He IS fully covered...in mega-tight spandex that shows off basically everything. Plus, girls like the lean type of muscle.
Add on the fact that Spidey is basically more purely pure and good than..basically anyone else in that universe.
also dat Spider-dick.
>>82854775
They usually are. That one issue was the exception.
>>82842841
>yfw 2018 Captain Marvel movie will have Rhodes and Ms Marvel hooking up like this
>>82852142
this
>>82862314
I wonder does Marvel owns the rights to Kree or does Fox have that? Actually is there a easy list of everything Marvel doesn't have movie rights too?
Was Widow after the spider too? better yet, who wasn't after the spider D at some point?
>>82862477
Marvel has the Kree.
They showed up in Guardians of the Galaxy. The main villain was Kree.
>>82862477
Marvel probably has the Kree. Ronan is supposed to be Kree. They're also doing a Captain Marvel film.
Marvel probably doesn't have the rights to:
X-Men
FF
Galactus
Silver Surfer
Kang
Shiar
Some characters of Alpha Flight(?)
>>82862190
>Spidey being autistic while Wasp is getting all up on him
Not realistic.
>>82862626
But the real question is will they make more cute little goofballs together?
>>82862603
I ask because I don't really know what encompass FF. I know Galactus and Silver Surfer are in the hands of Fox. So I was wondering what other alien race/character they might have. Also you forgot Dr. Doom.
>>82862679
I think Fox may have everything FF-related except for Inhumans and Black Panther. So Fox would have like Blastaar, Annihilus, Puppet Master, and some others.
>>82841663
There's like 3 issues with them
>>82862740
A ship is a ship Anon. No matter how ridiculous or barren in evidence.
>>82849948
She's still a joke m8
>>82862668
Nah, Spiderman will accidentally hit her and they'll break up.
>>82862994
Horrifying.
>>82863112
Better than having Spiderman get paralyzed, impregnated and get eaten from the inside desu
>>82841663
Fans ship Spider-Man with literally any female character he interacts with.
>>82844680
>It's like he's some kind of self-insert character
Spider-Man is THE self-insert character, that's what made him so famous.
>>82863219
>female
You mean everyone
>>82863255
Nah, only a couple Avengers and Wolverine. Otherwise it's too gay for comic fans.
>>82863272
Nothings too gay for comic fans. His ass was carved by the One Above All itself after all, who doesn't want a piece of it?
>>82863172
Boner stop
>>82863172
>>82864192
>>82864427
God in heaven
>>82841663
>Letting /co/ warp your senses
You got no one to blame but yourself
>>82841663
Yeah I'm sure when surrounded by some of the most impressive adult men in the world she'd instead cockslave over some annoying teenage boy. Yup, totally not OoC at all.
>>82864738
Peter's like 30 years old m8.
>>82864800
Are the major avengers in their 40s then or did only Peter age over the years? Kinda like how Lucy was a baby but she became Charlie Brown's age over time.
>>82864627
More where that came from, friend
>>82864738
>not into /ss/ Spidey and Carol
What are you, a well-raised functional use to society?
>>82865011
Screw it, I'll just dump the rest
3/6
>>82848901
damn that's some Mia Malkova tier booty
it even stick out the same way hers does
>>82865034
4/6
>>82865087
5/6
>>82865108
And done. You're all welcome.
>>82865073
>comparing Spidey ass to an actual pornstars ass
Fucking kek, I love you /co/
>>82843625
Being Clint x any chick is suffering. Remember when he was a ladies man?
>>82860706
>Daily Bugle Headline: SPIDER-MAN-PEDOPHILE?! SPIDER-MAN SEEN WITH MS. MARVEL! THE BUGLE SAYS THIS MENACE MUST BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!!!!
>>82865124
That was oddly cute
>>82865769
Gross
>>82865939
I can't help it, Gamma!Wasp is cute!
anyone got any good smut of this couple?
>>82849190
Kamala is not for sexual.
>>82867533
Is Peter for sexual?
>>82868639
Very
The women who don't like Spidey just haven't realized they like Spidey yet
>>82868904
>Aunt May
Get rid of the others, only one girl deserves Peter.
>>82869456
Yeah, we all know it's Carol
>>82869783
>Not 23.Anyone but MJ desu
>>82870032
>23 with Peter
>not Young Scott
It seems we are at an impasse
>>82870032
>>82854747
>>82854911
It's actually because Bendis wanted her to date his self insert
>>82841663
I remember when Sue Storm wanted to bang Peter.
Not THAT is a crackship
>>82872240
That idea is still around! See >>82871173
>>82870032
boy, do i have some news for you.
Marvel makes me wanna genuinely cut myself sometimes
>>82842373
If we have to ship Kamala with a legacy hero who's boring as fuck, I'd rather use Nova.
And I don't even like that ship, but at least Sam dropping his spaghetti when dealing with her is more interesting than Miles.
>>82872289
>well? the entrance is wide open, young man...
>You coming INSIDE
-
>You bet
Fucking really.
I do wonder if writers have wanted that to happen since a long time but don't do it because of Reed.
Dick Grayson and Peter Parker both stumble into an all-female supervillain lair.
Who gets more booty?
>>82843625
>Not ClintXKarla
He literally redeemed her with the power of his cock. Fucking Spidey couldn't even do that, Black Cat still stole while they were fucking.
>>82872523
Spider-Man, because he also gets Dick's booty
>>82855019
Kamala is literally a shapeshifter.
>>82872523
Dick because his charms work instantly, Peter requires time for people to get past the point of wanting to murder him first
>>82872523
>heavily implying they don't become gay for one another
>>82854398
In Peter's life, having a love interest who's even stronger than him is an asset. What's gonna happen when Stomin' Norman decides he's gonna drop Spidey's newest bitch off a bridge, and then it turns out not only can she fly back at him, she's even stronger than him.
>>82871173
My MILF senses are tingling.
Can someone post superhero /ss/.
>>82870032
Spider-23 for life
>>82872661
It's not gay if their asses are perfect.
>>82863272
>Not Human Torch
>>82871092
They've made up since then.
>>82870032
>>82872339
Can some one, some dedicated man, some anti-wingbat, some based god; go tell marvel to make an Astonishing Wolverine and Spider-Man Vol. 2.
They're teasing us with that fucking annual and I can't fucking take it anymore.
>>82864864
Carol was old enough to be a Head of Security for a major NASA base when Peter was just starting college.
That said, we don't have any actual ages for most characters, because of the nebelous amounts of time that have passed since inception.
>>82872993
Which annual?
>>82870032
Mah nigga
>>82873048
Pete's one of the few with a clearly defined age (he's 28)
>>82864738
There's no-one in the avengers hotten than him.
>>82873053
>They pick the worst Spider-Person to do this with
>I'd take Miles even.
>>82873499
Fuck me. Why does Marvel keep pushing her? Why does Marvel keep pushing any of the spiders that aren't Peter, Miguel, Kain/Ben, or Supaidaman at all? Those are literally the only good ones. Also, they basically raped MY to the point where she's been completely ruined for me. At least give us someone else we've wanted.
>>82872927
Relatively speaking.
>>82873709
>Why does Marvel keep pushing any of the spiders that aren't Peter, Miguel, Kain/Ben, or Supaidaman at all?
Save Peter. does Marvel push ANY of those characters? Has Miguel appeared in anything outside of his own series?
>>82873842
I love Miggy, but at the same time I'm thankful he's isolated. He hasn't been poisoned yet by the other filth.
>>82873842
Ben at one point, but no. They like to push their shit characters like Squirrel Girl over their actually good ones.
>>82872240
![h2kfGPp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OkLDNWA.jpg "h2kfGPp[1].jpg")
>>82874437
She wasn't always shit
Just a side character to bring up for fun every now and then
I should have never wished on that damn monkey paw
>>82875012
She's also not so bad outside of that shit awful solo book.
Reminder that the ass is known in the whole universe
Why is Spider-man so shippable with literally every marvel-girl except squirrel girl.
>>82875849
>that dude's fucking face
Jesus christ, every time.
Also, since Kaine is Pete's clone, does he also have a nice ass? I need to know this for reasons.
>>82877498
I think something went wrong with the cloning process for Kaine, so he may not be a perfect clone.
All I want for Christmas isfor Carol to hold Peter down after a long day of Avengers work while she licks down his torso
I want her to hold his hands over her bed post while she rubs her ass on his crotch over both their costumes
I want to see her give him a teasing look while his hardon is practically bursting through the red and blue suit
I want to see him finally use his strength to push her onto the ceiling while he sticks to it
I want to see him get his payback while they're both on the ceiling of his apartment as their clothes fall to the floor
I want to see them both smashing all over his room as they both fight for dominance
>>82878034
So what you're saying, is that his ass could potentially bebetter?
I want Carol to secretly squeeze Peter's ass during Avengers meetings and he has to hide it so that he doesn't embarrass himself in front of Cap.
He has to hold his hand over his mouth and lets out small muffles while Carol bites her lips and grabs handfuls of those arachnid buns.
>>82872613
Yes, but he isn't. This art is a fucking mess.
>>82878584
Anon, such sights would risk the destruction of the multiverse.
>>82841663
but i thought she was full bull dyke?
>>82849190
>Jailbait
She's legal in NJ where she lives
>>82843104
No but Otto use his body to fuck the dwarf
So does anyone have good fanfiction of Spidey/Carol?
Like I mean legitimately well written for an amateur level.
I need something. Anything. I already wrote two shitty smut posts but they did nothing but prove how severly autistic I am.
>>82879554
Carol and Jess are about 100x more popular among fanfic writers.
>>82879880
I mean I get it.
But c'mon. Pete needs some Captain Marvel love too. All fanfiction I've found of the two are super softcore and everyone's written OoC. It's not that great to read but from an autistic shipping point of view, it can hold me over.
>>82872523
Dick because he is canonically more rapeable
>>82843036
I find it hilarious that Otto is the jealous one here.
>>82843104
Get off the internet, Aunt May.
>>82855174
It's not legal in Pakistan as well. The age if marriage is usually 16 nationally however...
>>82865175
>Clint
>Ladies man
When exactly was that. I've never read him as anything other than a sad sack loser (Fraction) or a boring tool (everywhere else).
>>82841663
I wish her tits were still that big.
>>82862603
Kree have appeared in Guardians and S.H.I.E.L.D. I think Fox may own Namor.
>>82880589
I thought Namor was with Universal or some other studio that's not Fox.
>>82880567
I actually had to click on the thumbnail to see them...
>>82880621
Bingo, there's some other issue related to him that we don't know about that's preventing his use. Otherwise Marvel does own him.
>>82880686
Maybe it's just another Hulk situation where Marvel owns him but Universal owns the distributing rights to his solos.
Step aside, best ship coming through
>>82880543
You havent read anything then
>>82880627
They're even smaller now. That's the tragedy.
>>82880855
I think you mean Peter and Miles
I won't let this thread die.
A man doesn't let his ship sink until he's done everything in his power to keep it afloat.
>>82862668
Yes, and their goofballs will look like Tsum Tsums.
>>82881945
I still don't know what these are, but all I know is I want one.
>>82882010
>>82881945
The Marvel ones look neat and I swear the Belweather one is the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time.
>>82854548
I like the tail.
>>82860645
I love this page. It shows just hiw much the symbiote cared for Pete. Why do you always throw away good stuff, Parker? Also, that last panel is hilarious.
While I don't really care about MJ all that much I want them to fix OMD and do a real break up before Peter start dating other people. If they do that THEN let him have his webbing all over everyone he meets.
>>82882295
That's pretty cute for afleshlight
>>82842841
>digging in them guts
Sweet Christ, that's a fucking terrible phrase...
Why did you tease me like this Marvel?
>Peter with anyone other than the Venom Symbiote
Come on /co/
>>82885602
Why not both?
>>82872458
Come on, Sam can be amusing. He's basically Marvel's Hal Jordan. Big heart, big powers, total fuckup.
>>82886329
Exactly. This is a motherfucker who's been hit in the head so often it literally gave him brain damage.
>>82886451
What a putz.
>>82886790
Talking about Sam or Hal?
>>82886451
>I must have the iq of guacamole
