Better Op Image Edition
Dead thread- >>82762193
>NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
GUYS.
WHAT IF ROSE GOT POOFED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT?
Greetings gentlemen.
Let's get started.
Post best gem
>>82767872
The fetus would be left
Nth for Stevidot
>>82767903
Ok.
>>82767912
Jesus Christ
nth for sexual
>>82767903
sure thing
>>82767898
>>82767872
holy shit
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
So when does the earth get invaded
>>82767903Soon...
>>82767912
What if she passed her Gem on to her fetus?
>>82767941
>>82767957
About 6000 years ago.
>>82767847
still fucked up the OP
the episode was called Gem Drill not In Too Deep
Still uncessicarily has the old Watermelon Island leak but doesn't have the Same Old World Promo
Come on OP step up your game
>>82767965
cant wait
>>82767969
>Steven Universe except Steven is a fetus
Fund it.
>>82767936
>>82767919
Stevidot [GONE SEXUAL] edition?
>>82767847
I liked the other new thread's image more than this one's.
>>82767954
Son of human and Quartz, wielder of the combination of both species' schwartz
Can't help but wonder what he really purports.
I need art of bad pearl
>>82767847
You've got issues, anon.
>>82768029
All I have.
well i am looking for something more sexy Rainbow Quartz fan art
>>82767965
Monster Reunion better be about her. She is the best gem, best waifu, I don't care if my dick gets melted off.
>>82767995
So I'm not the only one who butchers "necessarily"
>>82767994
Ok
So when does the earth get invaded again
>>82767975
We doing cos?
>>82768029
Which one?
>>82768054
QUICK POST FACES
>>82768040
Im a shitposting master you motherfucker
>>82768020
Too bad
>ETERNAL
>JOBBER
>>82768078
>those eyes
>>82768055
I hope she's ugly and not an anime babe as you're dreaming of
>>82768082
jesus greg
you need to get your hands checked out like dear lord.
>>82767714
She literally tried making a tower thinking she could climb her way to space and Homeworld.
I wouldn't be surprised if she is the Homeworld equivalent of construction equipment. She has the intelligence of a backhoe.
>>82768110
Please don't be mean to Greg, he's about to become a father to twins.
>>82768079
All of them.
>>82768089
>>82768093
Don't make mecry.lol
>>82767965
>>82768009
If I remember correctly, there's going to be an episode called "Monster Reunion" this season. So maybe... just maybe.
>>82768104
I'd fuck her if she was a dumpy old hag. Her cinnamon roll soul is why I like her.
>>82768099
No, they just don't let her fight anymore. It's not jobbing; she's not even allowed to enter the ring
>>82768055
>Monster Buddies.
>Monster Reunion.
It'd better be.
>>82768116
That's funny. I always thought she was gem royalty or something, because she seems very individual unlike every other gem
>selfish
>"didn't you wonder who I used to be"
Hooray for Lapis!
>>82768142
Enjoy the ban, idiot.
>>82768110
He probably fisted rose and got his hands crushed before realizing shes made of crystallized rocks and energy
>>82768089
Fuck you I do what I want
>>82768075
YD wanted earth to be destroyed. She doesn't need an invasion.
>>82768078
This is all I have
>2 shorts that rip off Gunbuster science lesson
>No Gunbuster X Steven fan art
>>82768142
>implying Steven won't cuck her.
>>82768089
>>82768156
You're true, you're alright
>>82767919
>What do you mean with..."sexually"?
>>82768180
So when does the earth get destroyed
>>82768165
I assumed she was talking about the Crystal Gems wanting to keep her imprisoned despite knowing nothing of her loyalties.
Imagine if you were sitting on the periphery of a revolution, sympathetic to the revolutionaries, but then the revolutionaries completely fuck you sideways for no particular reason.
>>82768131
>>82768166
hooray
>>82768191
Are those pecs or breasts?
>>82768203
Like fusion, but more messy and fun.
>>82768241both
>>82768191
And a damn good one to have
Baseball when?
>>82768192
Stevens fat ugly jewish ass can't cuck anyone
What if Steven grew fangs (specifically tusks) as he became older?
>>82768241
Neither. It's padded armor.
>>82768200
You're pretty cool, too.
>>82768223
If she was a faggy neutral, she's just as bad as the enemy. Her sympathies mean nothing.
>>82768241
Muscular breasts.
I hope Jasper returnswith short hair
>>82768211
shit anon thats hot, but you're about to go away very soon... I'll miss you, friend
I'm not even sure if the drill was gonna work.
>>82768258
Oh yeah?
>>82768260
fetishists pls go
>>82768199
>Havent updated since 2013
time flys
>>82768223
The reason why Lapis was put in the mirror is probably in the top 5 burning questions that need to answered in the show
We should really be including this promo the OP
but sadly OP is an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIpKEhZ0WxY
Page 1 is done. Combat fusion rules incoming once page 2 is finished.
>genius scientist
>research gems
>find Steven
>study the little bastard under false pretense
>achieve synthetic gem-human hybridization process
>your mind and form is now recorded on a gem fused into your body
>you can't but wonder if you'll still die if your biologic form is compromised and the hardlight "you" that will reform will not be -you-
>this keeps you awake at night
>life is suffering and ignorance is bliss
To clarify, I've went on an autistic little bout of self-insert imagination and instead of leading to fun interactions with the show's characters it led to the character being depressed and contemplating suicide to get it over with and have if not him, then "him" just finally get on with life. I've imagined myself in a dead end, in two meanings of the word.
>>82768258
But steven could just kill that guy.
Oh wait, he's too much of a pussy to do that.
>>82768285
it definitely wasn`t.
but it served as a good way to get to the cluster.
You are walking towards your local LCS shop and you see this in a dark alley.
wat do?
>>82768324
>killing people
>>82768258
DELETE THIS
>>82768297
Yep
I'm still mad about sapphire having one eye.
It would have been perfect with two. One red eye from ruby, one blue eye from sapphire, and one purple eye where each of their second eyes fused together.
>>82768340
Exactly.
>>82768116
My headcanon is that her job was to filter heavy water out of oceans.
>>82768311
whoops forgot bullet points
>>82768275
I agree.
>>82768348
But anon, the middle one IS purple
>>82768348
The joke is Sapphire's eye is big enough to give Garnet a blue one and also mix in with the extra red one to create a purple one.
>>82768258
Steven's mom and dad cucked Pearl pretty hard. He's got it in his blood.
>>82768260
>"Gleshinsh chychl gshems, I shloo hasch fffshlangsshs"
>"Peridot get those pool tubes out of your mouth you're not funny"
>>82768330
Untie her and take her home to my place, and give her a meal and a place to sleep until we can help her get home safely the next day.
>>82768373
So it looks like Connie-gets-cucked fags are gonna be S3's... uh...
What was last season's shitposter supreme again?
>>82768330
I'd wonder why a super strong rock girl cant just snap the ropes by slightly moving a bit but then come to the conclusion that she just wanted to look vulnerable so someone would fucc her
>>82768330
Carry her home andpreform mindbreak until she is my obedient slave.
>>82768403
Now I need art of Steven being insecure about his fangs and being bullied by Peridot.
>>82768399
Pearl cucked herself
she could have gotten in on that action if she wanted to
>>82768410
>S3
Stop falling for the five season meme.
>>82768346
t b h connie's a weeb so she'd find steven's crossdressing hot
it would be as they say very "uke" of him
>>82768330eggs
>>82768373
And yet Jasper literally went to Hell, while Lapis is carried bridal-style to safety
>>82768432
Why didn't she?
>>82768410
Conniefags.
>>82768432
we need more Greg x Pearl
>"I know I can never go back to Homeworld, but it's hard, not to have some feelings for where you came from"
this is gonna be so relevant when jasper reveals to steven/amethyst/anyone that she was made on earth.
>>82768448
gdi beat me to it
>>82768438
great news guys, CN just renewed SU for 52 more seasons, with seasons now being broken up into 1 episode chunks
but look at how many more seasons we are giving you
>>82768430
They have fangs?
>>82768258
You are Pearl:
a) Covertly murder Connie's boyfriend:
pro: Steven has hope again
con: you can't have Steven yourself
b) Ignore this / advise Steven to break off friendship with Connie:
pro: you can have Steven yourself
con: he's momentarily unhappy
>>82768474
Ok.
>>82768390
That's just it though. It doesn't make sense that there'd be a purple eye if sapphire has only one eye. There should be two red and a blue.
>>82768432
The point remains that he has the potential to cuckhold Connie. And even if he chooses not to, old age will cuck her eventually.
>>82768477
Mainly Lapis right now, and Amethyst less directly.
>>82768275
What makes a gem turn neutral? Lust for Gold? Power? Or were they just cut with a gem full of neutrality?
>>82768453
because the only thing more disgusting than humans and the way and things we eat is sex
>>82768399
>that last pose
my fucking sides
>>82768373
>choose a side and be damned by one group or the other.
>lose and be strung up as a villain
>win and be lambasted for not compromising
Nah m8, only the very brave or very stupid walk not the middle road
>>82768505
Sorry, misread your thing. I think >>82768397
explained it better
GEMTLEMEN BEHOLD!
ANOTHER SU SHITPOSTING THREAD
>>82768489
You didn't know?
>>82768438
look we all know what cn is doing with this season bullshit but to be frank "season 1 a" and "season 1 b" are really stupid classifications too, season 1 was basically two seasons already.
>>82768520
>do nothing and get shoved in a mirror
So brave lapiz
>>82768477
any basis for your random theory? or just kinda throwing out anything in hopes that you can claim you called something?
>>82768494
CAN'T CHOOSE, CONS TOO STRONG
C) KILL SELF
PRO: DEAD
PRO: KILLED
Who would win in a fight, a level 20 wizard (D&D 3.5) or the Crystal Gems.
>>82768535
MY NAME IS
>>82768535
Gentlemen, behold!PORN!
>>82768535
>"Eeugh, you call this an arc resolution?"
>"NO...I call it SUPER WATERMELON ISLAND!"
![tumblr_inline_nyx1p4jWUF1qimrdl_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/9GrMiBO.gif "tumblr_inline_nyx1p4jWUF1qimrdl_500[1].gif")
>>82768089
>>82768535
it's a SU Gemeral.
>>82768511
The feelings for where Lapis came from are gone, it's shit now
>>82768547
I didn't say neutrality was the best option either. But it's better than jumping off the fucking cliff and picking a side in an ideological war like Roses Rebellion
>>82768447
The number of women I've seen go dead wet for a proper crossdresser flirting with them relentlessly is all the evidence I need
>>82768541
Even Pearl?
So they're space oni monsters?
That's pretty wild to be quite honest, family.
>>82768089
>>82768564
>Hey, Steven. Wanna /ss/?
>>82768543
Yeah okay CN your "5 season" plan is so better.
>>82768494
b) >And you fused with Steven, for make him happy
>>82768494
If she goes with a) she has the chance to get invited to Connie and Steven's relationship when they grow older. Just imagine all the shapeshifting she and Steven could do to pleasure Connie.
I want to fuck Sadie's ass while keeping eyecontact with Peridot.
>>82768589
i don't know what you're trying to say
>>82768223
I thought she was imprisoned by a diamond and somehow left at the galaxywarp. The CGs probably didn't know she was in the mirror.
>>82768557
So is Pearl Shake, Garnet Frylock, and Amethyst Meatwad?
Can someone remake the scene where Shake asks Frylock if he's black and say he looks black, but use Pearl and Garnet instead?
And Greg can be Carl.
>>82768631
Then why does lapis blame and hate the CGs
>>82768594
>>82768543
my issue is that in the press release or article or whatever this was first revealed in
CN was rather clearly trying to pretend that they were giving us more episodes when really they were just relabeling what they already promised
I feel worse for the Uncle Grandpa people who got fed the same lie and than got their show cancelled immediately
>>82768330
"local LCS shop"
>>82768599
as long as we get the same number of episodes who cares what they call it, su isn't uncle grandpa, there isn't the same lack of support that show had.
>>82768641
>Garnet are you a fusion
>I only look like a fusion
>*cue getting split*
>>82768658
Everything was going great in her life until Rose decided to become an Earthaboo and drag all of Gemkind into a war.
Tea's cold af
I shouldn't have gotten up this morning
I can't see out my own damn window, the weather's so shit
But when I jack off to my folder of you I feel a little bit better.
>>82768641
oh my god, can someone request a drawfag to make this a reality?
>>82768629
I'm saying everyone is calling Steven a SJW tumblr faggot for gussying up and prancing on stage but Connie is gonna open her legs for that so fast she'll tear a goddamn ligament
more like lapissing in my mouth
>>82768658
she blames them for the war in general
Lapis seems to place 0 value in biological life, so in her eyes the Crystal Gems betrayed their kind just for the stupid useless Earth
So, Is Spider!Alexandrite confirmed to be the true Alexandrite? Or do you think it's an imperfect fusion because it requires 3 different gems in perfevt synch to form?
>>82768675
Wouldn't the original joke still work just fine?
Also can Amethyst and Pearl redo the scene where Meatwad asks Shake, "What color are you even? Are you White? 'Cause you're like, blinding-White."
and Shake says, "Always PLAYING the race card."
>>82768716
How would Connie react to Steven wearing lingerie?
![tumblr_nbf9l8VzyL1qdi5kdo5_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bMRPlgd.gif "tumblr_nbf9l8VzyL1qdi5kdo5_400[1].gif")
>>82768660
>fangposting
The threads have already devolved into this? I'm out guys see ya on the 19th.
>>82768725
Would Steven be Nia?
>>82768716
More like she's gonna spread his legs apart.
>>82768725
If Alexandrite fused with Steven, they'd form a perfect fusion.
>>82768692
>earthaboo
kek
>>82768723
Lapis is gonna have an egg on her face when she realizes how cool earth is
>>82768735
>How would Connie react to Steven wearing lingerie?
Steven will discover if he really can poof or not, very fast
can someone upload the new episodes in 1080p to the mega
or like post a link to them somewhere
thanks <3
>>82768744
weekly hiatuses are hell
>>82768751
And sit on that feminine penis.
If Lapis can control the whole ocean, what can Blue Diamond do?
Cause a global ice age?
Its implied that YD can burn like a sun, and I assume WD can create perfect holograms that dont shatter or glitch based on the stuff in the pyramid muralLion seems pretty weak in comparison. I guess thats because he only has a shard of Pink Diamond
>>82768759
aka the Temple Guardian Gem
>>82768759
a perfect fusionAND STEVEN
>>82768744
>watching yourself die over 100 times
How did that not traumatize him?
>>82768778
Yes, but I don't have any Temple Fusion fanfusions with Steven.
>>82768771
no
faggot
fuck off <3
>>82768658
Because she's Lapis.
>>82768765
to be fair, it was significantly less cool 5000 years ago
This gay show is still going?
>>82768751
Sorry man, we get it, you need to be pegged like fish need water, but for this scenatio we're looking at sassy dom Steven in a dress pushing Connie into a chair before treating her like she's a loaded schoolboy on his first night out to the redlight district
>>82768809
oh
ok
>>82768790
I don't think they died, I think the parallel universes just merged into one, forcing all the stevens back to the original's state
> Try to binge watch the whole series
> Remember early-show Steven
>>82768778
The battle between Alexandrite and Malachite was already an massive fight, the Temple Gem would be a god in its own right, especially with Stevens power
>>82768776
Is Steven a hermaphrodite?
>>82768765
Judging by the preview and episode title she may learn that next week.
>>82768631
I didn't imply otherwise.
>>82768834
He was a girl and then became a guy, so....
>>82768777
I guess.
It makes sense.
>>82768834
Hes a chimera with male and female parts, so yes
>>82768834
only when he fuses with connie
>>82768641
I've seen this scene dozens of times and only recently have not been able to get meatwad's rant coming out of rose out of my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpD4I_dZq8
>>82768658
>"You... you three knew I was in there, and you didn't do anything. Did you even wonder who I used to be?"
I dunno, fampai.
>>82768811
Oh wow. Wonder how Rose began to appreciate organic life, maybe observing them from afar long enough and said "kinda cool"
But "kinda cool" doesn't seem like a god enough reason to rebel against the planet you came from and the entire culture, and convince countless other gems to do so as well
>>82768834
Are people with a male and female parent hermaphrodites?
>>82768839
Didn't you imply that they knew she was in the mirror?
>>82768330
I am torn. I'd want to play with her feet and buttocks, but I'd also rather do good and free her.
>>82768790
hes finally had his first panic attack in gem drill
it was pretty hard to watch him panic like that to be honest
Allot of shit is happening but It was nice to see him know and understand everything thats going on no mater how silly he acts like in joy ride, laying it all out
>>82768898
Let me reword the question; Is Steven a futanari?
>>82768166
>;_; (1007).png
I love lapis as much as the next guy, but if you seriously 1000+ pictures of her... you may need help
>>82768835
what the fuck this looks real where's this from
>>82768890
I think /sug/ established that she discovered dicks.
>>82768830
>not liking early Steven
He had by far the best character growth in the show. His slow ascent to what he is now could not have happened as well as it did without those early episodes.
>>82768874
Yfw stevonnie is just Rose and Connie glued together with Greg's dickmilk
>>82768902
They did, when they tried taking the mirror from Steven and bubbling it.
>>82768827
in a way that is basically death as who they were is lost and they were forgotten
>>82768890
to be fair, its unclear how common organic life is throughout the universe
I still think that Earth has the largest and most complex organic ecosystem the gems ever found. That was why Rose rebelled to save it
Is anyone hungry?
Episodes being only 10 minutes is starting to hurt story telling
The whole cluster stuff got resolved way too fast and had next to no consequences.
>>82768890
She saw how much human women enjoyed sex and decided she wanted some of that. Then she spent generations playing matchmaker to create a human with sexual prowess great enough to please her: Greg "Murdercock" Universez
>>82768890
I just want to see some gems from back then who fucking give a rats ass about humanity, rather than just "muh rose quarts" Yeah she must have been a charismatic leader, but surely her alone didn't facilitate a fucking rebellion, it must have been a combination of her, distrust with the empire and, I hope, at least SOME care for the whole of humans as a species on the part of the rebel gems.
>>82768925
No.But the Gems are.
>>82768955
I don't eat hit
>>82768928
i remember when he only had 600
the hiatus must have let him on quite the saving spree
>>82768876
>ICE-FUCKING-CREAM
>Rose screaming like that to the other gems while wracked by her first nightmarish human pregnancy hormonal experience
MONEY Sugar, I have fucking MONEY for this shit come on
POLES
>>82768978
You mean only Quartzes are.
Pearl wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near a penis that wasn't Steven's.
>During the time Steven was unconscious Peridot stayed close watching over him
>Likely shouting out for him to wake up again the whole time
>Pic related, once she notice him finally gaining conscious she has this tiny relieved smile for a moment
MUH HEART
For real I was not prepared for Peridot to be so caring and openly showing vulnerability this episode
>>82768955
Lapis eats stuff that comes from me, not the other way around.
>>82768955
I want to taste lapis as much as the next guy but i dont know about this
>>82769019That one fanfic?
>>82768535
>>82768559
You joke, but just remember 'brony' started as a joke too.
Never underestimate autism
>>82769046
And then they fucked all the way back to the surface.
THE END
>>82768961
They managed to set up Peridot's redemption, Lapis and Homeworld's arrival pretty well with 10 minute episodes. The real problem isn't that the episodes are too short, but rather that they are trying to rush through the story. I don't see how they thought resolving two major plot points within two back-to-back episodes would ever be a good idea.
WE
Oh hey look, it's a shark.
>>82769046
A combination of her watching the only person to ever give a show of care to her currently having a magic seizure on the floor, plus possibly about to die herself, would certainly get her opening up and freaking out a bit more.
>>82769017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q&list=PLCHpiKaTGb0JFxSWJD4sOB8ceHL01ZCML&index=7
>>82769061
That one fanfic.
>>82769089
nah Amethyst is gonna cuck Steven on this one
>>82769104ARE CHRISTIANS
>>82769104
ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS!
>>82769058
WHY NOT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD JUST EAT THE LAPPY EGG EVERYONE LIKES THEM
which is the greater war crime
-drawing blue pearl with shoes on
-drawing lapis with shoes on
>>82769109
That shark seems to have some poop stuck in it's teeth, someone get it a toothbrush!
>>82769017
>>82769126
>implying Amethyst won't give Steven the lion's share
She's a caring mother/sister figure. And there's always threesomes.
>>82769155
>rick, lemongrab and rei share a bed
>>82769151
Drawing Lapis with shoes on.
Is there a Lapis edit of that one pic with the biker who causes himself an accident?
>>82769177
mother figure? nah
Sister figure I will give you, and I certainly don't think Amethyst is beyond sharing
Just imagine her and Vidalia back in the day
>>82769104WUZ
>>82769130
From that one YouTube Poop?
>>82768929
A sweetass promo that melted my heart.
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/144318969589/so-presh-new-steven-universe-is-on-the-way
>>82769225KANGZ
>>82768835
She's learning to feel again and that is good.
