So did he want to eat the Smurfs or turn them into gold?
He was a stupid asshole which is pretty much the basis of every Saturday morning cartoon villain.
>>82765613
Yes.
>>82765613
Do the same rules apply to Smurfette? Why didn't he just make more of those? Why go through the trouble of catching them when he could've just made more Smurfette types?
>>82765672
this really
his motives changed constantly probably because he had some memory problems
>>82765613
Why he wants gold anyway? it's a fucking warlock! he has black magic powers and know old forbidden secrets, why he lose his times wanting to capture tiny blue assholes when he could create an army of undeads for conquering some shitty kingdom?
What do you think Smurfs taste like?
>>82765806
Blue.
>>82765806
Psychedelic Mushrooms
So probably pretty gross
>>82765707
Smurfette's not a real Smurf, so she doesn't count.
>>82766979
She is real but crafted. But why is this sausage fest of a town even attracted to her?
>>82765613
He should count them. Divide them by 6 and make them to gold. Eat the rest.
he wanted to fuck them
>>82765613
Smurfs are needed to make a magical potion that's basically the philosopher's stone in effect.
He wants to drink the potion for immortality AND get the unlimited gold from it too.
>>82767163
How do smurfs normally reproduce?
>>82765795
Cause armor for the undead army cost lots of gold
>>82769764
Every "blue moon" a new smurf shows up.
>>82765613
Depends on how anti-semitic the writers are feeling.
>>82769845
>"blue moon"
Sounds like Papa's getting some booty.
He wanted to put those penis-sized commies up his ass and feel them squirm.
>>82767163
she's the only legal smurfette
>>82769764
spores
>>82771014
There was another girl Smurf, she's a kid though. She appeared late in the series, I never knew when she appeared exactly.
>>82765613
He wants to turn them into semetic propaganda
>>82765613
I watched one episode where he wanted to eat a smurf and turn them into gold. So both.
>>82772665
Makes sense. Everyone knows wizard turds can be rolled into gold.
Gargamel just really, really, REALLY fucking hated the Smurfs. He didn't want to eat them or turn them into gold. Those were just pretenses to murder all of them without letting their corpses go to waste.
>>82772132
Sassette, and also the never-explained Granny Smurf.Also Vexy, if you count the movies.
>>82773432
Forgot pic.
>>82773489
Why the hell is there so much Smurfette art and so little of her? She's adorable!
>that one episode where Gargamel turns himself into a baby smurf to infiltrate the village
>Papa Smurf insanely suspicious because baby smurfs dont exist
>a few seasons later, a baby smurf joins the cast
>nobody bats an eye
>>82765840
waffle
>>82774329
The precedent had been set.
>>82774329
Didn't see that one, but did baby Gargamel appear on a Blue Moon? That would have been the obvious tip-off.
>>82775159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRhjbM3AYcE
>>82775407
>>82774329
Another good one
>Hogatha becomes a smurf
>Infiltrates village
>Everybody instantly accepts her as Snorty Smurf
There's so many goddamn smurfs that the smurfs themselves havent even met all of each other
>>82775407
Huh. I guess Papa Smurf just forgot where baby Smurfs come from... and the rest just didn't know in the first place.
>>82772132
>>82773432
She was created from some magical mud or clay (wonder woman style), and, iirc, she was directly created by Gargamel. Or maybe the rest of the smurf kids, but I remember a connection to Gargamel, as she would show some affection to him.
However, Gargamel still see her as a smurf, so she knows better to hide and keep away from him, although she does care about him.
>>82775887
Doesn't she call Garagamel 'pappy' or something like that?
>>82774079
You and me both, meme image.
>>82765613
I've heard that he wanted to fry a few and pickle a few and serve a few real cold, then toast a few and roast a few and use the rest for gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7V9tYN6Pks
>>82769764
they battle out who gets to rape smurfette
>>82777060
>implying you can rape a slut like that
She wants the Smurf, anon. She wants it hard.
>>82769764
Gargamel was the creator of the Smurfs. He was a vengeful, but bumbling god, aided by Azrael his "angel of death."
The whole thing was a critique of Christianity.
>>82777197
>critique on Christianity
I know you're making a joke post, but I'm convinced that Gargamel was a Hebrew wizard... Smurfette being a golem and all that.
>>82777260
He dresses more like a more shabby Gregorian or Benedictine Monk.
>>82775407
Guys, what the blueberry fuckmuffins is 'smurfy' supposed to mean?
>>82777403
Something that has a Smurf-like quality.
Duh.
>>82777403
>he isnt down to smurf
>>82765613
Yes.
>>82765613
He's a jewish stereotype. Look at him. Look at his nose. He wants gold. The smurfs are blue, the perfect race, the leader wears red and the others wear white like the KKK. The creator of smurfs (can't remember if comic or cartoon) was born in Nazi Poland iirc.
A reminder
If Gargamel could make a smurf,why didn't he just make more smurfs?
>>82778723
post the rest
>>82778762
Smurfette was never a true Smurf, and wouldn't work in his spells.
>>82778723
>>82778791
Oh god, please no.
This is worse than that 'fwuffy pony' nonsense.
>>82778791
>>82778880
http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html
>>82766979
She is real, but only because Papa Smurf turned her into a real Smurf. Gargamel can't make real Smurfs himself.
>>82778840
Oh. Well why didn't he, like, give her a gun or a tracking device?
>>82778723
>Wearing diaper worn by your adopted Smurf.
>>82778978
Doesn't the Smurfs take place in medieval times?
>>82779010
It could have taken place today and Gargamel is just a dirty old Jew living in the woods.
>>82779114
Yeah, but isn't there another character who shows up from time to time who's a knight's squire or something?
>>82779114
>>82779242
Sir Johan and Peewit, and yeah, there were castles and kings and shit.
>>82773489
Drawfriends, plz.
>>82778880
>village full of colorful non-human creatures
>each is named after their role
>refers to each other by their species
I believe there is some brood mother hidden somewhere and only the old smurf smurfs the location
He picks up a new smurf every once in a while
>>82769764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sz9Z_tjz8s
>>82765613
at first he just wanted to eat them, but then in one episode, I think it was the Easter-special, Balthazar told him that in fairy tales smurfs can be used to create gold and Gargamel was all like "holy shit, they're good for that too?! I need to get in on this!"
>>82765707
Initially Smurfette was not a real smurf, she had brown hair and looked very plain. She only became a real smurf when Papa Smurf used magic on her and turned her into a qt-pie.
Does anyone have high hopes for this?
Did Sony learn thier lesson after thier first two movies?
>>82765613
Both. He needs to capture at least six of them to turn them into gold.
>>82769764
Budding of course
>>82774008
You know what you must do now. Complete this holy quest for /co/ it is your destiny.
>>82785121
How much gold are we talking about here?
>>82785481
I'm actually thinking of requesting something from a drawfag friend of mine, but he's out of town at the moment, so don't hold your breath.
>>82778519
>The creator of smurfs (can't remember if comic or cartoon) was born in Nazi Poland iirc.
Belgium, actually. And he was born in 1928, So Germany would have invaded when he was 12.
>>82765613
He wanted to turn them into gold so he could eat the gold.
>>82769856
>>82772341
>semitic
>not smurfitic
>>82778519
>the perfect race
>>82775887
>She was created from some magical mud or clay (wonder woman style), and, iirc, she was directly created by Gargamel.
Oh, that was fun. Gargamel intended to repeat procedure that gave world Smurfette, but in order to avoid the kind of screw up that original produced, he hexed the mud so that it would explode on the next day.
>>82784640
Then her hair turned blonde and eyes turned blue.
