Batman, after thinking about it for a while, I thought of someone else you can rape. I want you to rape Bruce Wayne. Look at his face, smug, thinking he's better than everybody. I think it's time you show him a little "justice", if you know what I mean
Batman isn't real
WHY SO SERIOUS
You know it's MY booty you're looking for
>>82759971
So it wasn't about justice after all
It was always about your fetishes
>>82760401
Jesus Christ, Zsasz, what have they done to you?
>>82759971
Au Contraire, Comissioner. If there's anyone who needs to be raped, it's that little bitch Batgirl. She's always tagging along when she isn't needed and getting in my way.
She doesn't even have a syndicate of cronies like the Joker does, so I wouldn't even have to do it. I bet even you could do it.
>>82762261
One of those cuts probably got infected. He doesn't seem like the sort to really take care of himself.
>>82760296
It's definitely justice my friend. Bruce Wayne won't pay for better security for Arkham which would prevent thugs like the Joker from escaping. He just sits up there in his mansion, bathing in money. If it's anyone that needs to be raped, it's Bruce Wayne
>>82759971
>tfw you actually want to rape the Joker, but are afraid that he put spring dentures in his ass.
>>82765972
Sides are in orbit.
>>82765972
There's only one solution. You have to let yourself get raped by the Joker.
>>82766197
But then I'll get spring snakes stuck up my ass for a week, and Robin is scared of them.
Is there no other way?
>>82759971
>>82765110
>>82766197
stop right there rapist scum
>>82766300
>and Robin is scared of them
Top fucking kek
>>82766407
Fuck off, I'm doing this for justice. Why don't you rape the criminals you kill for once?
die, you clown loving faggot.
FRANKA-FRANKA-FRANKA
>>82766470
>>82766041
Fuck you Alfred, this isn't funny. Lives are at stake here. I can't kill the joker, and the only way to stop him is to kill his homo-lust, but there isn't a way to do it safely.
I sure as hell don't see you offering your limp dick to solve the problem, and the Joker wears the same makeup as the whores you'r used to.
>>82766777
Well Master Bruce, if you really want to bed a clown so bad, I can get Master Dick some paint and hair dye.
>>82760040
How can Batman be real if the Joker isn't raped?
>>82767043
Are you fucking deaf or something? It's not about me, the joker needs to be raped. Now stop this bullshit or at least suggest people who haven't been raped before. The goddamn Batman isn't gonna have leftovers.
Speaking of which, I'm starving. Go fetch me some BatMcNuggets.
>>82759971
I don't get this meme
...
>>82765972
>>82767400
>tfw you actually want to rape the Joker
>It's not about me, the joker needs to be raped
make up your fucking mind
>>82767400
perhaps I can offer a solution to your predicament, batman...
>>82759971
IT'S DANG A LANG TIME!
>>82767496
This is like the 12th chapter of the saga.
Gordon tried to use his army of rapist automatons to rape Batman, but they ended raping Superman. Then Superman got angry and attacked the GPD, but Bullock and Gordon used a kryptonite dildo against him.
Then after he went mad Superman became emperor Superman and put a rape bounty on the Joker, and Batman had to prevent the Joker from being raped by other villains.
But Gordon had acquired Superman's DNA after his last fight with him, and he became a Kryptonian powered commissioner and tried to force Batman to rape the Joker through threats of physical kryptonian violence.
But somehow the DNA merging machine malfunctioned and Gordon became a cat lady.
Then there was something about the Batman robot running around raping people and then I missed the next threads.
>>82767400
>people who haven't been raped before
Well you yourself... Aw shit, sorry. But Ms Gordon surely... Oh, wait. Well, maybe Master Dick... Son of a bitch!
>>82767695
I want to do it for the greater good! I sure as fuck wouldn't enjoy it. Why would enjoy anything, do you think this is earth 616? MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAD.
>tfw Joker is about to cum inside me, but a BANG Flag pierces my anus instead
>>82767814
FUCK YOU ALFRED, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED!
>>82767725
What do you have in mind?
>>82767915
Calm down, who died and made you the law?
>>82767992
Your mom.
>>82768063
My mom? You mean Martha?
>>82767989
I AM BATKOFUCK THE MAN WHO RAPES CLOWNS AND COMMISSIONERS
>>82768108
>Gordon, listen to me rape is bad. BAAAAAADDDD. You are not like this Gordon. Rape is a crime. A crime. Listen to my voice and repeat: rape is bad
GNNHHHRG noooo I must resist the conditioning
>>82768186
Gordon, wake up,its to wake up Gordon.
How are you feeling?
>>82767785
Jesus christ, /co/.
>>82760401
>All those tallies
>Hundreds if not thousands of murders
Forget the Joker, why doesn't anybody kill/rape Zsasz?
>>82768230
Much better Batman. And thanks Barbara for staying with me.
I feel like I was confused, living in a dream. I see the truth now.
We must rape Robin....and the Joker
>>82768349
Bullock , shoot the 3 of them if they refuse!
>>82767496
It started out with the "why doesn't Batman kill the Joker" threads. Then it became common to have those threads start with an OP of TAS Gordon insisting that Batman kill Joker or else.
It somehow devolved into "rape the Joker to end his threat once and for all" and here we are.
>>82768134
But my mom's name is Martha
>>82767785
I hope to God somebody has been capping these.
>>82767915
>>82767823
>>82767400
>>82766777
Wait this doesn't sound like the real Batman at all. Who is REALLY behind that mask?
>>82768552
>>82767915
>>82767823
>>82767400
>>82766777
Comissioner Gordon? It was you the entire time?
>>82768475
...
>>82767785
>8+2+7+6+7+7+8+5=52
>hypercrisis israel
help ma boab
>>82768552
>>82768586
No, it wasliterally me, all along.
>>82768586
Wait, if Gordon was Batman, then who is this Gordon over here?
And where is Batman?
>>82768645
>>82768586
YOU FOOLS, THIS WAS MERELY ONE OF MY RAPEBOTS. YOU MAY HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT THEM, BUT I'LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE I HID THE REAL BATMAN!
>>82768878
>>82768645
>>82768623
>>82768388
This is getting 2confusing4me
>>82769012
>>82768623
Don't cross the memes.
>>82768586
>>82768645
>>82768878
What a twist!
Nobody makes ME the butt of te joke! If I'm to be raped, it's going to be on my terms.
Now, hold that banana like I told you, Batman.
>>82768878
HEY EVERYBODY! BATMAN'S GONE! LETS' BUST OUT AND RAPE ALL THE COPS IN GOTHAM!
>>82768645
He was frozen in there.
>>82768878
HEY EVERYBODY! BATMAN'S GONE! LETS' BUST OUT AND RAPE ALL THE COPS IN GOTHAM! AND THEN RAPE GORDON'S HOT DAUGHTER!
>>82768878
So,what you're saying is that youwere merely pretending to be retarded?
>>82769238
>>82769189
See this? See this all? THOS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF BATMAN HAD RAPED THE JOKER FROM THE BEGINNING!
>>82769661
NO! THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF BATMAN HAD RAPED BRUCE WAYNE AND CONVINCED HIM TO FORTIFY ARKHAM!
>>82769012
It's the Clone Saga of this tale.
>>82769767
IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF BATMAN HAD RAPED BOTH OF THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY!
>>82760381
>>82760401
He is willing to be fucked for money
Joker confirmed for prostitute
>>82770000
WHILE FORCING BATGIRL TO WATCH! THAT BITCH DESERVES IT FOR NOT WANTING TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME!
>>82769661
>>82770000
>>82770275
Three Gordons? This can't be right. Alright boys, *cracks knuckles* which one of you three is the real Gordon?
>>82770464
FUCK YOU, HOW DID YOU GET OUT BULLOCKS APARTMENT?
Why doesnt Batman just rape the Joker?
>>82770603
I bent over in front of the door, put a lighter in front of my ass, farted and burned the door down. By the way, you're paying for Bullock's new door
>>82768586
OH SNAP
>>82768120
HUGO YOU MADMAN
>>82770677
YOU DID WHAT!
My rape amplifier is working! By tapping into the brainwaves of every man and woman in the city of Gotham, I have induced in them an unsatiable lust for rape! Sure, each presents it through a different psychosis, something I hadn't accounted for, but the rape is now ingrained to their subconscious.
Gotham was only the beginning. Soon... The entire adult population of the world will go on a rape frenzy. Robbed of their free will, they will turn on each other. And every rape, be it by man, woman or animal, shall carry my signature.
THAT WILL BE THE DAY I, DOCTOR LIGHT, RAPED THE ENTIRE WORLD IN ONE FELL DICK.
>>82771566
Yeah no you need to stop.
Gordon, why are you in /trash/?
>>82771915
Why aren't you? The Joker is hiding in there, waiting to be raped.
>>82772547
can I get a link
