WE
>>82729712
What the fuck is this
WUZ
>>82729733
THE TRUTH
>>82729712
>aliens giving you all the technology
This is cheating.
>>82729733
we wuz kangs is secret code for trumphumpers to tell each other that they want to kill all the brown black and yellow people
national socialism attracts only the lowest of the losers
>>82729832
The only way that you know this os because YOU are one of themy!
Aaarg nigga, you are lucky that I'm not there to kick your fat white ass.
>>82729832
>(You)
You should never pander to racial supremacy
>>82729792
>Literal aliens show up in africa with hyper-advanced technology
>Still takes them 4200 years to develop the steam engine
You can steal the answer sheet but it won't help you at all if you can't fucking read.
>>82729784
>>82729832
Right, because if it weren't for the evil white man Africa would be wakanda and they would have enslaved Europe.
WEWUZ is something I'm seeing in a lot of media nowadays
>>82729712
KANGZ
>>82729712
No but seriously op from where is that page ?
>>82729922
You should check out the Uhuru movement, it's exactly this kind of bizarre we wuz kangz shit where they believe that Africans were living in an exact replica of modern western society complete with modern militaries and technology before SOMEHOW getting slaughtered by invading white barbarians who then stole all of that culture and technology, ignored it for a few centuries, and then implemented it later after creating the slave trade and wiping out any and all evidence of the utopic african society.
Mostly it's about dismantling capitalism, but not before all the whiteys pay reparations (which will presumably be worth nothing because capitalism will be gone?)
It's hilarious how stupid they are
>>82729922
What? That page looks a LOT more like it's against blacks than in favor of them.
>Brought out of mud huts by advanced dimension-hopping aliens
>Still suck for thousands of years
>Finally discover more of the world
>Immediately defy your uplifters and enslave the new race
>Get overthrown despite having a hilarious technological advantage
It's a montage of failure for darkie. They were given every chance in the world to succeed and they fucked it up royally.
>>82729922
Well...we did fuck over Africa really fucking hard. For a very long time. Is "there have to be some long-lasting effects from all that bullshit" such a controversial argument?
>>82729922
>getting so offended by a bunch a blacks claiming Egyptians were black you make a meme out of it and then proceed to spam it everywhere
I refuse to believe that king shit exists outside 4chan
>>82730029
The thing is that what was done to Africa was nothing new. The same thing happened all over Europe and Asia but they still managed to rebuild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>82730044
Right, because I was the originator of the meme and also the person who made it widespread, I'm not just someone commenting once in a /co/ thread about how stupid historical revisionists are.
>>82730029
Except most of Africa was fucked over by other sections of Africa. There was already a roaring slave trade all across the continent before a single European set foot south of the sahara. Mostly they sold to the Muslims, Europe came in later to buy but they didn't set that shit up.
>>82730068
i wish that were true
>http://realhistoryww.com/
>>82730029
>We
What are you, a time traveler? Immortal? I didn't do shit to Africa, and unless you're hundreds of years old, you didn't either.
>>82730111
I'm taking about the people who created it and the ones who spammed it
>>82730169
I don't think they're wrong for putting a dumb label on this even dumber trend. It's showing up more and more with all the social justice pandering in media, and everyone being too scared to disagree with minorities for fear of being labeled a bigot.
>>82730068
>>82730006
I bet it's by Garth Ennis, it oozes his style
>>82730115
Slave trade isn't what fucked Africa over, when Europeans first started to settle they destroyed the already established natural social order and replaced it colonial rule which after decolonization caused a power vacuum which left Africa socially unstable
I'm gonna choose to believe there's a rational middle between 4chan and these links i/r/t Africa's history and how it got wreaked by Imperialism/Colonialism
>>82730275
Filename says Morrison
>>82730310
And when that happened, they were still in mud huts.
>>82730243
>see the bottom three panels in "out of context" threads
>see this image with some more panels
>still makes no sense
I fucking love this.
>>82730353
the mud hut meme is worse than the wuz kangs meme
>>82730319
And reverse image search says The Invisibles Volume 2 #17
But don't tell the retards that. We wouldn't want them to realize that they have a database of all mankind's knowledge at their fingertips, who knows what they might do with that power. Better to keep them reliant on us, to ensure they don't try to overthrow society.
>>82730406
so it's a comic from 1998 as well
>>82730029
>Well...we did fuck over Africa really fucking hard.
I don't know what constitutes "we" but if "we" is stupid talk for "Western Europe" than you're wrong.
Europe did not magically kidnap 50% of every African on the continent and then proceed to use magical western imperialism air strikes to keep everyone farther out than Egypt in the stone age.
The negative effects of colonialism felt by Africa were the exact same effects felt everywhere else and pretty much everyone else got out either okay or better off than what they "started" with given that the "savages" had long since fucked up their own civilizations.
We Waz Kings can't put the blame on Europe anymore than they can put the blame on the last 2000 years of history for fucking up their regions. Only the native Americans ended up completely destroyed with strong help from the western world and even then they were already living in a shitty Mad Max world themselves.
>>82729712
>Morrison does it again.png
>?????
>Historical revisionism and science fiction?
>I don't care anymore.
>>82730252
As an Egyptologist, I feed on dumb black supremacist tears.
Bonus: Ancient Egyptians hated everyone who wasn't Egyptian.
>>82730353
Not really
>>82729712
>Evil whitey only managed to stand triumphant because he stole nignog time masheeen
Looks like Kang handlers have finally reasiled that having cave-dwelling whites subdue divinely advanced blacks with pointy sticks and dirty tricks doesn't speak too highly of melanoid supermen!
>>82730373
Yeah, they have corrugated iron shacks now.
>>82730361
Hellboy is the best variety of crazy nonsense. God bless that mignola
>>82730310
Clearly the solution was to keep colonial rule then.
>WE WUZ KANGS NIGGA
>WE WUZ ON DA MOON BRUH
>WE EVEN HAD SUPER-POWERS AN SHIT LIKE DEM EXA-MEN
>DEN DA WHITE MAN CAME DA OCEAN AND USED DEY EVIL SPELLS TA TAKE IT ALL AWAY
>DEM SPELLS IS CALLED WHITE PREEV-A-LEEGE AND RACE'UM, AND DEY IS STILL IN US TO DIS VERY DAY
>>82730373
the real word "meme" means a truth or idea that has been passed down for generations. so I guess you can actually call the mud hut a meme since it's a true basic knowledge for anyone who knows a bit of African society.
>>82730508
most poor people have corrugated iron shacks or mossy stone shacks unless they live in a really rich area in which case they just live outside
>>82730029
>we
Speak for yourself, buddy, I've never been to Africa.
My hands are clean and white.
>>82730104
This is /co/ buddy, either comics or animation!
https://youtu.be/eyJFRTJgPbU
>>82730521
Or, you know, not colonizing in the first place?
>>82730599
Sounds stupid. Worked out everywhere else.
>>82730554
>the real word "meme" means a truth or idea
No it doesn't
it's literally always meant joke or funny cultural bit that's spread around prolifically
>coined by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins ... explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena. Examples of memes given in the book included melodies, catchphrases, fashion, the technology of building arches, etc
>>82730618
No, it didn't.
>>82730361The monkey is actually some old occultist turned into a Monkey by a demon he released from a box.
>>82730485
What counted as non-Egyptian?
>>82730406
>People who haven't read The Invisibles are allowed to post on /co/
I don't even like the fucking book but come on.
>>82730650
Yeah it did.
>>82730599
Well that's stupid. Colonization brought tons of advancements in technology and medicine. We sure weren't going to hand that shit out for free.
>>82730599
What do you think Africa would be like today if they were never colonised? Probably a lawless wasteland with no roads or trains or universities, or anything.
>>82730599
Well its a bit late for that then, huh? What's the solution now, clearly some intervention is required. There's large swathes of Africa where they think raping a virgin will cure their AIDS. Warlords carve up the land and have child soldiers running amock. Yes there are civilized parts of africa, bit holy shit the other parts are batshit.
How come I don't have evil white man powers that let me zap minorities successes away like they insist I do? That sounds really cool to be honest.
>>82730660
maybe they are here for the cartoons
>>82730660
It's not about reading the book it's about using the internet to quickly find answers
>>82730685
reminds me of this.
>>82730707
I'm here for the /pol/ threads and memes.
>>82730660
>reading capeshit
>>82730707
I came for the injustice storytimes and stayed for the chronological mignolaverse. And I like superhero movies and /tv/ only hate fucks them
>>82730690
Not than anon, but I agree with him.
Europe should've taken the Star Trek approach with Africa. It'd still be a shithole, but trying to "fix it" just made it even shittier because now the locals have more efficient ways of killing each other and can sustain larger populations.
>>82730406
>Heh, you might feel that it is wrong to try and peddle black supremacy today, but ah-hah! this is from a comic older than 4chan! Checkmate!
>>82730656
Everyone not born in Egypt, speaking Egyptian, all that stuff. Egypt was kinda the USA of the ancient world.
>>82730485
Everyone hates everyone who isn't them. That's not exactly anything new.
Niggers thinking they were advanced before whites showed up and that the Egyptians were black is hilarious though.
>>82730778
>doctor, what do those hiroglyphs say?
>it reads.... "BUILD WALL"
>what??
>Wait, there's more... this wall was to be... YUGE
>>82730554
>>82730646
The "theory" is largelly discredited on academy as pseudo science anyway, and almost never cited on serious studies. I have only seem people on internet use it unironically.
>>82730761
It was a spoonfeeding jab. Are you pretending to be retarded again, anon?
>>82730757
But by taking the star trek approach they wouldn't have been able to profit from it. It's not like they did it out of the goodness of their hearts. They wanted to make Africa good for themselves.
>>82730757
>Europe should've taken the Star Trek approach with Africa. It'd still be a shithole, but trying to "fix it" just made it even shittier
But then you would have had bleeding hearts crying about how it is racist and overprivileged to hoard technological wonders instead of distributing them all over the planet.
>>82730674
It's really not, all former colonies are full of either social or economical problems
>>82730682
These "advancement" slowed down any development in the region, further more the resulting overpopulation in some parts of Africa is literally killing the land
>>82730690
Fun fact: interventions resolve nothing
>>82730685
I advise you to off yourself
>>82730646
>the technology of building arches
>a joke
>>82730757
To be fair, they did it a few hundred years before Star Trek first aired
>>82730830
>Everyone hates everyone who isn't them.
This is true, but at least back then people were honest about that.
>>82730778
>the guy on the right thinking deep thoughts
>>82730889
Do you seriously think Africans would have got their shit together in the last two hundred years without European intervention? Be honest.
>>82730757
>>82730859
Even them people from Africa would still buy things from outside, and this is incredibly stupid for thousand of reasons, like the fact that Africa has important resources.
>>82730894
>Replying to retards
He disproved himself in his own post.
>Coined by Richard Dawkins, explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena
How a moron could get "jokes" out of that, I will never know.
>>82730830
The stupid part is that there were actually black kingdoms in antiquity, the Kingdom of Kush, for example. And Punt, and Napata. Hell, they even built small pyramids too.
But the crazies still insist on claiming Egypt for some reason.
>>82730889
>Fun fact: interventions resolve nothing
This is what lolbertarians actually believe
>>82730953
First of all what do you mean "got their shit together"?
But anyway, if Europe had never colonized Africa the region would be
>politically and socially stable
>far more adapted to african environment
>>82731027
>Kingdom of Kush
Get out, ganja gremlin. The only thing worse than black supremacists trying to make everything about them, is dope fiends trying to inject their addiction into everything they do.
>>82730889
You can't honestly compare social and economic issues in the states or in Australia to fucking Africa.
So Europe is to blame for both overpopulation and the things that kill Africans too?
Fun fact: putting "fun fact" in front of conjecture and not providing any argument beyond that or citing evidence just makes you look like a dickhole without a real arguement.
As does telling someone to kill themselves because you have no rebuttal.
>>82730974
But the Europeans stole those resources. They have nothing left now
>>82731027
Because Egypt at least managed to stick around. I mean sure it got the shit kicked out of it by Alexander the great and
Cleopatra was a greek but sad as it may be that's the high water mark for African success.
>>82731068
I was gonna say they would still be engaged in bloody tribal conflicts and running the slave trade but whoops, they actually still are doing that.
The second europeans pulled out from controlling the African colonies they went right back to slaving and killing each other.
>>82730019
>Uhuru movement
Thanks for reminding me this exists.
>>82730685
They would be better off than they are today because nations would have formed naturally along cultural lines and Europe would have been forced to trade with them for African resources instead of just taking the resources.
>>82731114
>They have nothing left now
. . .Except for infrastructure which they either dismantled for scrap, destroyed or left to erode.
So yes, you are right. :)
>>82731206
Or Europe could have just continued trading with pretty much all of Asia and still colonized the Western hemisphere to get everything they wanted
>>82731206
They didn't do it for hundreds of years since the last "major" civilization to pop up in the entire region.
But yeah sure they'd have just created countries in that small time span had nobody else interacted with them sure.
>>82730728
That was such an annoying line.
>>82731273
Countries that could stand up to the European war machines no less.
Africa had their chance just like everyone else did. They sqaundered it.
>>82731320
That's what happens when you don't invest in the tech tree, you get rolled by advanced units down the line while your 5 APM slow ass is still trying to invent metal working.
>>82731303
What do you mean? It's not like the other religions who believed pretty much the same crap would have taken Christianity's place
>>82731102
Maybe I should have clarified that I meant colonies that hadn't had their original population replaced with colonialists
Yes, although "blame" is a bit of a harsh word, isn't it? Colonization certainly is the cause tho
You're faulty assuming that "intervention" is an argument to begin with
>Probably a lawless wasteland with no roads or trains or universities, or anything
Being this historically illiterate is a fair reason for such an advise
>>82729712
I am op and I like where this shit went.
Also all people are equal, equally shitty.
>>82729712
Remember that image with "WHITE DEVILS STOLE AFRICAN STARGATES!"?
>>82731206
>They would be better off than they are today because nations would have formed naturally along cultural lines
They wouldn't, because climate made it unfeasible to maintain any larger societies, save for few states. Take a glimpse at a similar setup within Brazil where gigantic swathes of terrain are inhabited by indigenous cultures, yet HueHues not only lord over all of them, but also both exploit their territory and kill them.
>>82731413
>Also all people are equal, equally shitty.
True. People kinda suck. If aliens ever visited they would hate us.
>>82731413
People being equal and having equal value is true. Cultures being equal is false. African culture is objectively shit, and will continue to spiral into shit, producing people who do shitty things to survive in their utterly fucked nationstates.
>>82731389
>tho
And there it is
>>>/tumblr/
>>82731114
Thought that was about the rapefugee invasion at first.
>>82731542
Not an argument
>>82730735
>invisibles
>capeshit
wow
like, that comment made me pretty sad, considering that's me who usually shits on capefags.
Hey, /pol/ - when is Inspector Redwood going to show up and tan our hides raw?
>>82731389
How can you objectively say colonization is the cause? Africa was already behind in the world wide arms race of human advancement, the fact that they completely collapsed inward and have not since recovered is evidence that maybe there were other issues that were just exasturbated by colonization. Your white boogieman needs some work.
Saying "intervention doesn't work" is an argument. The ball is in your court to support it.
Your neighbor is being raped and assaulted by their spouse, you are aware of it, and decide not to intervene. It will eventually resolve itself. Maybe your next generation of neighbors will learn from it. Intervention is bad.
I can't remember the name of it right now, but it was getting shopped around /tv/ recently. A documentary about a Chinese businessman trying to get a road built in africa, and the locals obfusticating every step of the way, after they willfully destroyed or completely neglected their infrastructure from before. Can some anon help me get the name?
Either way, it's very eye opening about how Africans have completely squandered even the smallest posible advantages. I'm with anon, I don't think Africa would be doing much better on the whole.
>>82731517
Anon, you say it's shit, but in the eyes of a simple farmer shit is way more useful than gold. Everything is relative.
>>82731870
A cute aphorism doesn't excuse the warlords recruiting child soldiers and the people who try to rape virgins to cure their aids. That is a worthless culture that needs to be abandoned for the sake of the people living in it.
>>82731824
another anon here, and do you know how Africa has a gazillion amount of different nations, with different work ethics, different infrastructure, etc? Africa's not USA or EU or Russia or China, it's not a multinational but singular entity.
>>82731824
"Empire of Dust", probably.
>>82731962
Oh absolutely, I wasn't saying it's true of all of africa, but me and the other anon are painting with very broad strokes. He's choosing to blame all the problems in the continent on colonization, I'm claiming that there are other causes that may be more deeply rooted.
>>82731824
>>82732033
That's the one, thanks anon.
>>82731933
You're cherry picking bad examples, observing them from your cultural sphere. To a cultured person a lot of their acts look horrific, and truly they are. But remember, they only look to us that way because our culture is basically based on the Christian values: do not kill, do not steal, love your neighbor etc. Let me remind you of another Christian value: Do not judge. African culture contains countless gems, nurtured in their primal, barbaric environment. To get rid of it is to commit memecide, and although this word is fucking ridiculous the death of information is still the worst thing that can ever happen in my opinion.
>>82726443
>He doesnt care about Archie
Do you even have a thing for milfs?>>82729712
>White people used time travel to take over the world
Bravo
>>82730111
I had forgotten how bad the puppets were in that movie. holy shit.
>>82731516
Maybe the ayys are even shittier and will think we're cool and sexy.
>>82732141
Are you actually trying to say the Christian principle of "don't pass judgement", which in context means it is not a man's place to decide who will go to hell and who will be saved, applies to not judging people to be wrong for genocide murder and rape? No, that is a bullshit argument and you're an idiot for trying it.
Human rights trump culture. If your culture supports the violation of human rights, it is wrong. Cultural relativism is a cancer in the name of progressivism.
if the death of information is the the ultimate sin to you then you must support the medical "tests" by the nazis and unit 731, because information is more important than human life.
>>82730319
No. Rationality doesn't come from the middle ground. Rationality comes from evidence, not from interpolating biased retards.
Colonialisim fucked quite a few countries up. And some countries used the access to new ideas and technology to make massive advances.
>>82730029
Who do you mean "we" kemo sabe?
>>82730656
It keeps getting crazier and crazier.
>>82730660
/co/ has significant love for the noobs, and isn't in to your snobbery. You don't bitch about the newfags being newfags. You post the Invisibles.
>>82730029
Actually African slaves were sold to slvers by their cheifs and other local authority figures.
>>82731114
I protest that picture. Latin America also did plenty of slavering. Cuba actually sent military troops to Africa to support a failing government.
Fuck this shit, not even our shitty attempts at colonialism are taken seriously.
>>82732370
Yup. It was a trade. Hell there's still a slave trade in Africa today.
>>82732141
>Let me remind you of another Christian value: Do not judge.
Christians may have wildly different beliefs, but I doubt any of them buy into moral relativism.
>>82732497
Cuba sent troops to África to train the militia in the communism ways, The Che Guevara Went to Angola and he was an instructor
>>82729712
>>82729832
>>82730019
>>82730373
>>82730498
>>82730529
KANGZ?
>>82732651
>like an Egyptian pharaoh
No, like a Chinese pharaoh. The fuck, Cap?
>>82731824
Huh? Precolonial Africa was technological on the same level as Mesoamerica, they were certainly "underdeveloped" but mostly because they were actually adapted to their environment, Africa isn't really that fertile which is a huge factor in forming of civilization.
Post colonial states were dysfunctional because in the newly set up nations the colonial system wasn't abolished but the colonial officials were simply replaced with natives, it was a system that didn't work for independence.
This isn't some dumb rape allegory, we're talking here about complex social and economical issues, military intervening to "restore order" hardly worked the Middle East and actually destabilized the region even more, Africa won't be an exception.
Playing world police is not helpful and childishly ignorant.
You're forgetting here the role of everything else such as global economy and globalization which weren't helpful in the post colonial development of the region.
>>82731114
Actually they have plenty, including the only vein of alexandrite.
The thing is that africa is not, was not, and will never be a united country. For all their resources they usually don't have the infrastructure to mine it outside of people digging 3x3x200 holes to dig up just enough for their own pockets and the guy with the gun telling them to.
>>82732703
To be fair, it's Bucky, not Steve.
Still dumb.
Wouldn't Egyptians look more Mediterranean or even Semetic than African? At least in the north?
>>82732703
I think he was going for clarification to make sure he heard her correctly.
>>82731590
I took his statement as screwing around. But more on point. You new visitors fresh from /tv/? Read the invisibles. And morrison in general. Gamble a stamp. It will show you how to be a REAL man.
>>82732582
The christian version of moral relativisim is that true judgment belongs only to god.
>>82732651
If I cared enough, I would ask the drawfags for a
>WE WAS KANGS
picture, with some kangs. Maybe as pillarmen? Eh, the idea needs work.
.
>>82732837
Yeah they were pretty Semitic/Arabic looking. Still are really. I wonder how Egyptians feel about this kangznshiet business.
>>82732919
>picture, with some kangs. Maybe as pillarmen? Eh, the idea needs work.
You mean a bunch of different Kangs, or Rama-Tut, Iron Lad, Kang and Immortus?
>>82732848
I just realized because Bendis writes like TV you have to work to read it with an actors inflections and stuff. maybe /co/ hates a lot of his work because they don't wanna do that work or that connect doesn't happen
>>82732919
It's pretty easy you just have Kang conquering in various eras.
>>82729712
>The steam engine was discovered
>Not invented
>They went ALL THE WAY back in time
Like, the beginning of the universe? What?
>>82731114
>They have nothing left now
Bullshit.
http://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2012/10/24/africa-can-feed-itself-earn-billions-avoid-food-crises-unblocking-regional-food-trade
They have enough arable land to feed the entire continent and they are still one of the most resource rich areas of the world.
Today, in the current year, every problem Africa has can be chalked up to the corruption that naturally exists because food aid removes the basic necessity for local governments to be able to be able to feed their people or else those people will violently revolt. Everything else is secondary when African nations feel no pressure to placate and employ their citizens.
>>82732299
It means a lot of things, anon, including the one you've written. I'm sorry, but humans rights are defined by culture, they are culture,and you're imposing your own culture on others, which is very childish. See, you're already sockpuppeting me as a Nazi, when I actually stated the opposite. Death of a person means death if all the information he had stored, it severs the line connecting him with both his ancestors and descendants. However, death of one person is nothing compared to the death of a tribe, of a nation, etc. Hence the -cide remark, when one person dies the gene pool does not really suffer, but when a lot of people die a lot of genetic variations disappear for good.
>>82732947
Modern day Egyptians do not want to be compared to black Africans, generally.
But nobody ever asks them anything in this discussion, of course.
>>82732837
Yeah, they look like Mediterranean people in the north and they get a bit darker the further down the country you go. Makes sense.
>>82729712
>Empire of Zimbabwe
>>82732651
Kang was really wuz KANGZ AND SHIET
>>82733110
>But nobody ever asks them anything in this discussion, of course.
Wewuz activists keep modern Egyptians out of equation because "dey be Ayyyrabs who genocideded the brotha kangs! Dey be no Pharaohs!"
>>82732975
>You mean a bunch of different Kangs, or Rama-Tut, Iron Lad, Kang and Immortus?
>>82732980
>It's pretty easy you just have Kang conquering in various eras.
I think combining the two is best, but I'd rather not ask too much.
>>82733215
That's what makes it all the better.
>>82729733
There's this comic, called the Invisibles, it's about conspiracies and other weird shit. This bit is sort of poking fun at some of the goofy ones involving Ancient Civilizations being visited by Aliens.
>>82733216
What the hell is that? Looks like a cheap theme park without the rides.
>>82732763
Shhh, your logic is showing
>>82733286
Kang should have this pose
>>82733441
>Janet
Every fucking time.
>>82733216
>tfw people appropriate and make a mockery of your culture
>tfw they can't even build a decent pyramid
>tfw don't even make proper offerings
I have no tears ducts but I must weep.
>>82733441
janet u madwoman
>>82733441
Kang dindu nuffin
>>82733602
Sure he didn't
![luxor-hotel-las-vegas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aRyGJPA.jpg "luxor-hotel-las-vegas[1].jpg")
>>82733519
Aww. Cheer up Horus! I'll tell you what. We'll comp you two tickets to the show, a pitcher of margaritas, and and free entry in the all you can eat feeding trough.
>>82733441
Definitely a classic.
>>82733675
>that Itty bitty knife
>>82733602
Didn't he nuke Washington or something?
