ITT: otp's that represent you and your gf/bf
>>82699713
I wish I was kidding.
>>82699713
>/co/
>gf/bf
expect a short thread
>>82700642
kek
>>82700642
Heh
Ex-GF, but yeah.
OP is mah nigga, fuck all the Minniefags.
>>82700511
This if Judy was more antagonistic toward my smug.but that's not a bad thing at all ;)
me on the left
rip tall peri
Races are reversed tho
>>82701443
>dating a mexi girl
I hope you have good running shoes when she says she s preg
I'll talk about the differences if anyone asks.
There might be a better example, but I think this is pretty close.
>>82701781
What am I? Black?
If I put a baby in her I'll do the right thing and put a ring on it and raise our cracker taco. She's Start to a tee, a lolsorandumb autistic sweetheart and she'll probably turn out like Marco's mom with age, it'll be fine.
I'd be more worried about her family.
>>82700642
samesies
>>82701926
But like, if they were together.
Is there a cartoon relationship where one is always putting out small, manic, unstable fires?
>>82701926
Too close to home.
>>82702933
>Is there a cartoon relationship where one is always putting out small, manic, unstable fires?
Donald and Daisy. Both have the same terrible temper—the difference is that Daisy is in denial until it strikes. In reality, both have to deal with each other's random bouts of rage and cheating (Daisy usually with Gladstone Gander, Donald with almost any random babe).
Gumball and Penny, I'm a retard and she's too good for me
blond not blind
>>82702480
What about her family?
>>82710587
Big loud mexican family, tons of uncles and cousins running around. The women like me too much because I'm white, the men don't like me very much because I'm white.
>>82700642
Yyyyyup.
>>82712079
Drink with the men, fart around the women.
She likes it rough so I slap her around a bit too.
>>82702856I'm sorry for your loss.
>>82715083>tfw your gf isn't "ready" for sex yet, but you still love her
![ellies-death-up[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hsGPrMc.jpg "ellies-death-up[1].jpg")
>>82702826
I wish
>>82699713
I wish I could sleep in more
>>82699713
Good night /co/
>>82710587
They are mexicans. Have you ever spent more than 30 minutes with a mexican? I'm from South America and not even we can stand those assholes.
>>82699713
She kinda teases me because she slightly taller. But it's ok.
>>82715860
Come on, they can't be that bad
>>82715739
I feel for you /co/mrade.
>>82715860
>>82716063
as a Mexican i can confirm this.
>>82716023
So who is Spy?
>>82715256
ITS AWWWWWRIGHT!!!
>>82699713
>Represent your gf/bf
>>82715456
You have my sympathy, for what it's worth.
<3
it was this or Ralph and Sue.
>>82712079
Get ready to have every woman in your business as soon as you plant that seed. Your girl will change and nothing will exist without the support net of women and every 5 minutes there will be a telenovela drama with you as the evil perpetrator.
>>82716187
What does that mean?
>>82716063
get ready for the Rosa de Guadalupe marathons
>>82717104
I'm confused by your relation ship?
>>82716074
Secundo la mocion.
>>82717629
Telemundo is alright, they have lucha libre and soccer
>>82717255
IIRC it's from this manga/hentai whatever the fuck where this woman has super regenerative abilities and they test if her baby does too by doing brutal shit to it.
>>82718288
Well she's like wonder woman loving caring strong and will call people out on there bs, but forgive them when they admit there wrong. I'm kind of silly with humor that ranges to eh to ok that was funny. So I'm honestly more like Ralph. However she's my fiance so too me she's super, so of course I'd rather her be wonder woman although she would probably be mad that I gave up a stretchy prehensile penis.
>represent your gf/bf
Haha y-yeah I...I have one of those...
>>82719045
Why did she marry him?
>>82719175
Honestly it's hard to say sometimes I think it's just because of Beth but then there's other times when they show the two being good for each other.
>>82719305
Whoops I meant to say summer not beth.
>>82715143
It only hurts around Christmas
>TFW Got the "I'm just not into you anymore" talk
>>82721099
>tfw your the one who said it
>>82719361
>>82716220
What's with this elongated Spurdo?
Seen a lot of him recently
>>82701152
>>82701321
>>82701900
Why you niggas gay? Gays burn in hell
>>82708894
Your girlfriend is a smartass tomboy womanlet?
We are both freaks. And thats great.
>>82715860
You guys hate everyone whos isnt from the same country as you.
>>82700642
10/10
>>82718707
Link?
>>82702480
You'll put a ring on a baby?
>>82722414
That's not Spurdo, that's Gondola
>>82699713
>gf
Nice joke.
>>82723970
I hate everyone fromy country too.
>>82726359
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfUTadk1XsA
Isn't this the gayest board on the site?
Where are all the fag ships?
>>82722414
>not knowing Gondola
>>82727847
Were not as gay as people think, I mean were gay, but we keep it in the bed room for the most part. Were not the were queer it's clear lets be fabulous gay.
Bumping for sadness
>>82725037
what kind of kissless autist thought he was making this picture a favor by scribbling cancerous maymys over it
>>82728483
kek
>>82699713
>>82723754
She also hates wearing shoes. And yes I am a momma's boy with a shitty father, a cunt of a little sister and a pretty cool old uncle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_PZ0FpEZs&list=PLM3ZZv5pQ8ke0x3-FZ8fQqz6syjNHcFrw&index=32
>>82699713
I'm blue
My uh gf broke up with me to be a lesbian
>>82731251
Ouch that sucks man, I hope you find someone better.
>>82731251
I don't know if you stay in touch with your ex, but if you do I suggest a trip or just to ask her for some space cause shit like this will rip you apart.
>>82731601
I had to yell at her to leave me alone
She just wanted to rub it in
>>82731655
I don't know the situation but that's pretty fucked up to do to someone! Regardless if they left you for a man or a woman you don't throw salt in the wound.
>>82731251
hope she enjoys getting beat the fuck up.
Sit around half-depressed, drink and smoke a lot.
>>82731251
>I'm blue
da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Clark and my girl's Selina.
>>82735323
>cucking your best friend
Bad form, bro
>>82734475
the first thing I thought of
>>82723578
If gays really go to hell, does that mean hell is basically a big gay orgy?If so, sign me the fuck up.
>>82738328
Yeah but everyone is old and fat, way past gay death
>>82718619
Are tou saying your GF is dead or that you're an necrophiliac?
Not /co/ but here you go
It's not healthy in the slightest, but the sex is great.
>>82700511
You're completely platonic best friends with your gf??
>>82731251
NOW LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
You should probably go gay bottom, anon, obviously your cock game is a travesty that turns skanks queer.
Met her online in october, gonna fly to europe in july to meet her in person.
>>82723970
Nah. Only mexicans.
>>82728158
>>82726286
What the hell is Gondola?
I love you Jack.
>>82743142
>being this new
Lurk more before you post
>>82741720
I'm honestly not sure if you're talking about a furry or a real deer.
>>82741503
That or he's the Ultimate male!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GWJC5N3Tw
Can't go on any board without being reminded of how lonely I am. Thank youtime to diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA
>>82745318
All of 4chan and its anons is growing up in front of our eyes, we should be proud
>>82700843
How did you ever put uo with her dumbassery?!
>>82748589
I almost used that one myself but I'm no Scott Free.
>>82744056
If you watched that episode is about meeting a GF online.
And also when i lick her neck in cybering, it we always remember this pic and we crack up.
It's painful you know
I know she cares but she keeps pushing me away.
She's been hurt too much I suppose but I can't just leave her and she can't leave me either.
Ironically they both have similar past
>>82741148
Is there also a fag trying to steal you away from her?
>>82750281
Raped when she was a teenager?
>>82715256
>isn't readyShe's already fucking Chad and just keeping you around for emotional support.
>>82715256
Then you need to man up and tell her you need this or the relationship is over. You have needs to Physical needs! Fortune favors the bold my friend and if it doesn't work out, it's best to rip that band aid off fast so ether way really.
>>82750892
She said when she was young yep.
Even was once married and got divorced and ended up homeless.
It's interesting she has deep feelings for me but now she's pushing away claiming I changed and I never did.
She can't even say how but I think it helps her to place the blame on me rather than own up to it. She blocked me on social but not phone and the two times I called her she just let it ring out.
I dunno we argued over stupid shit and I'm going to be the bigger person and try to work with her
>>82751523
Irony she dyed her hair white too
>tfw you've never had a real relationship with anyone.
>tfw all your other guy friends have experience with dating women and you don't
>tfw you may never find someone.
Although I do have a moirail, so that counts for something.
>>82751906
I'd feel bad for you but I had to google that and now I realize why you're alone
>>82751906
This is what it feels like...when doves cry.
>>82751906
>tfw friends start moving in with partners and proposing marriage
>haven't had a gf in 6 years
>>82752212
Jesus. Some days I just want to act like Ronnie here.
Anybody got a couple that's normally very loving but explodes in an argument every month or so? Don't really know any that cycles like me and mine.
>>82719175
He got her pregnant too early, they had to get married by force.
If she was a Bcup instead of an Fcup, and had the hots for shikamaru instead of naruto
>>82752580
>they had to get married by force
That sounds more violent than you probably intended.
>>82751523
I'm not a fan of the phrase "damaged goods" but rape victims fit that mold perfectly. They'll carry that baggage forever and they'll never be happy, they'll just learn to pretend they're happy.
She's doing you a favor.
>>82751252
>implying there arent women who fall for the "sex is sacred" meme
>>82755559
Also known as "dead fishes", they get into meme fetishes like s&m to compensate for being terrible in bed.
>>82744107
Damn, I liked Clerks
Me on the left
Not co, but it works.Being the trans girl in a lesbian relationship calls for a lot of upper-body strength usage. She loves being carrying around, I love carrying. She can be a bit awkward at times, but the oral is fucking fantastic and she loves giving it and always tells me that it's okay to stop whenever the dysphoria hits.
>>82752212
Stop being so fucking REAL, Ronnie!
>>82732331
Damn, I'm kind of a mix of that and
this >>82723795
The second one more sexually though
>>82757234
that's cute, mang
>>82757341
Doesn't get much better than this imo. We've got a place to ourselves in a decent neighborhood and I've got my dream job.
>>82718992
Mom?
We look exactly like them too.
>>82757447
Wait I'm confused.
Who is the tranny, what did the tranny use to be and what is the tranny now?
>>82758484
Well the poster said lesbian relationship and upper body strength so it's implied MtF and the short haired one with the orange shirt.
ITT people with no self-awareness believing their relationships are even slightly interesting
>>82758740
it's more interesting then waifus and hands man.
Literally me
>>82751286
This is incredibly immature. I'm patient enough to wait, and I fucking love her. That's more important than a simple physical need I can take care of with a hand anyway. Time will make it all the sweeter when it comes.
>>82759179
No it really isn't that mean when it's true. Also man I'm in a real long distance relationship, so I really don't want to hear about how hard it is to wait for a 3d printer you ordered.
Me on the right
He's always there for me, keeping me strong through everything despite us never being together, we still talk daily and I couldn't love anyone else like I love this guyI'm gay
>>82719175
Writers say he's got a big dick
>>82700642
Goddamn it
What does love even feel like? Judging from everything in this thread, love sounds very emotionally consuming.
>>82759530
You find a person and let them inside you, you tell them every part of you and pray they don't eat you alive, you pray they feel the same way about you, and then you stand behind them, through everything, and they stand behind you, holding you up
it hurts man
>>82759530
Love to me is satisfying work. It can be very emotionally stressful at times, but when you have those quiet times holding that person that makes you feel special it's all worth it. It's kind of like having a good body and checking yourself out in the mirror is it vain? Yes but honestly you did work for that so you're allowed to be a bit vain. To me that's love you work hard to keep it together and deal with the little bullshit you're allowed to be happy about loving someone.
>>82715083
same
I'm the magician slut on the right.
Pushing me away only draws me closer
>>82759897
I'm kinda like that, edgy and reserved, really impersonal but I do care about my boyfriend a lot, I just have such a hard time making him happy like he can do for me so easily, I always feel like a failure despite being the best I can be for him
>>82759530
>a qt that laughs at your dumb jokes, enjoys your semen being inside her and cares about you
It's not that complicated
>>82760036
Is HE making you feel like a failure? Or are YOU making yourself feel like a failure? Sound like you have some personal issues to work out. Or your boyfriend's a dick. I don't know I'm not a therapist.
>>82760135
Oh it's me, I have real problems with my confidence, He tells me I'm perfect but I still feel like I'm doing it wrong, I really do beat myself up a lot.
>>82760233
Fix your shit senpai. You can't love someone if you don't love yourself.
>>82760269
Thanks man, I've always kinda told myself he deserves better than me but you're right, I'm good enough
>>82760299
Now go tell him you love him. You fucking faggot.
if rose was shorter itd be accurate cause im the autistic pain and shes the miracle
>>82760135
They're just his problem
>>82760378
God damn I feel like I am... I'm not though, I'd do anything for him
>>82760503
>I'd do anything for him
Beyond sex, what does that really mean?
>>82760561
We live to far apart to have sex anyway..
I'm always there for him through all his troubled though, and he always puts up with my self-hating autism
>>82760561
Spending a bunch of money, turning down a sure thing for this person, alienating friends and family, willing to walk 12 miles in a blizzard when there mad at you, oh and being that jackass who works on Christmas eve at a retail store wearing a full suit just to look good for her family only to get un invited to her church at the last moment. At least that was my experience when I was in a toxic relationship... Man I was so dumb.
>This thread
>>82700511
Anon fucking rabbits is cruel please stop
>>82759530
To answer your question, anon, I'll answer this one >>82760561
Not the same anon, but I'd do anything for my girlfriend. Beyond sex, it means I'd sacrifice a lot just to spend time with her. Sex is great, but the real joy is being around her and talking to her. Something about the way she talks, laughs, and sometimes even just exists makes me happier than most every other thing in the world. I don't know why this is exactly, but it's true. When I say I'd journey across an entire galaxy just to be with her, I'm not exaggerating. If tomorrow super-advanced aliens revealed themselves to humanity and kidnapped her, taking her to their home planet hundreds of lightyears away, I'd drop everything in my life and start trying to get my hands on a means of transport to go after her no matter how ridiculously unlikely that is.
Because that's what love is like. It's fucking weird, but it makes you happy.
>>82763069
i-i'd join you to save her anon
i feel that same dedicationeven if im a huge pussy and im scared to death of aliens.
>>82763069
>the real joy is being around her and talking to her
this is exactly the sort of things I cannot comprehend.
>>82763069
That sort of frufru talk is nice and all, but do you pass the test that absolutely proves that you love a woman?
THIS GOES OUT TO EVERY MAN IN THIS THREAD:Do you eat her out?
>>82731251
I had a qt female friend in middle school that had a crush on me but I guess she was shy and I didn't find out until she had given up in high school. I had a few other girls flirt with me after that but they were all sluts who had boyfriends.
>mfw she is a tumblrista cat whoring dyke now
She is still a qt, though. She surprisingly is not a landwhale.
>>82763735
>do you eat the booty?
FTFY
>>82763792
that's lewd senpai *~*
>>82763735woman here:
yes. yes. double yes.
>>82763069
I envy your happiness. Do you trust her? Nearly every girl that has shown interest in me have been non-trustworthy whores. How did you two meet?
>>82763950
It's not the same for lesbians
>>82765000
Some lesbians only use fingers or do strap-ons.
>>82765071
>>82765000
Lesbifag from >>82760368 , will confirm.
>>82763735
Yes I honestly don't get why that's a big deal to some guys, I actually like to do that.
>>82763792
Nah she's not into that.
>>82763735
I'm this guy>>82708894
I'd love to give her the old lickaroo but she hates hates HATES it, gets super pissed off whenever I try or even suggest trying it.
Which is bullshit and unfair since she has no issues with blowing me or swallowing, I never have to ask, she does it out of her own volition. Sometimes when I'm taking a nap or cooking dinner.
>>82766724
This...this sounds like some Twilight Zone shit.
>>82764010
I have no reason not to trust her, so I do. I'm confident she feels much the same about me. We met in an animation class and found out we had a lot in common, and started talking a lot. I decided to ask her on a date after class one day and she said yes. We kissed for the first time on that date, and we've been together for about a year now. We just seemed be perfect for each other somehow. It's weird and I don't understand it at all, but I like it.
While I might be very happy overall, my life is by no means perfect. We're living apart for the summer, I'm unemployed despite my best efforts, I made some shitty grades this past semester, and I'm this anon >>82715256
So while my relationship with her makes my life a lot easier to bear, I'm not without my low moments.
Im not even kidding, and it makes me sad
>>82752212
Didn't he have a girlfriend for a bit? No the Asian girl, but the blond one. What happened to her? Did I miss one?
>>82767340
She holds you back and is never in the wrong?
>>82699713
oh i get it, tou are the motorcycle
All I have are video games and cartoons
There's a cute girl I know, but at most I sit somewhere near her and try to get a couple sentences out.
>>82766724
hmm did she have a bad experience with it in the past? That happened to me with a blowjob and for awhile I didn't want a blow job.
>>82769529
No, no bad past experience or sexual abuse or anything. Her explanation is "it's gross, I don't want you to kiss me after going there"
>>82770730
Oh that makes sense then, and I wasn't trying to imply abuse. I just thought maybe someone used too much teeth or something that's what happened to me.
>>82759324
That does explain why Jerry never seems to better himself.
>>82699713
>gf
Why do you hurt me so?
>>82772828
>not posting shinji's whipped cream hand
>>82751286
JESUS DUDE. You know some of us actually think of our girlfriends as people and friends, two things I think you don't know much about. I never say this, but you need to go outside some more friend. Talk to someone who isn't a hormonal teenager behind a keyboard once in awhile. Because it is seriously never ok to pressure someone into sex, that makes you preeeettty much a rapist.
>>82699713
Of course now my ex.
I tend to say the stupidest things , and times what I say isn't even English.
Thank god I have her.
>>82773258
I do go outside I have a girlfriend and I'm not telling this guy to rape his Girlfriend. I'm just saying if he wants to have sex, and his girlfriend doesn't then he should get out of that relationship. He's clearly not happy he should move on and find a new Girlfriend. Hell he could still be friends with her if he wants, but he shouldn't stay in a passionless relationship. If it's not gonna happen best accept it and move on you'll only hurt yourself more if you let it drag out to long. Sorry but I'm not ashamed of sex I think it's healthy fun and brings two people close together I do recommend wearing protection though.
>>82764010
first step, stop calling women whores. Especially your exes, that is an instant turn off. If a woman hears you call several of your exes untrustworthy whores, she will probably, rightfully, assume that you are over exaggerating and a fairly disrespectful person overall. And since you say there have been somehow several of these women, it is pretty easily assumed that the problem was partially yours. Because trust me anon, it was. No, shhh, I don't care if you have stories. You are not a perfect person, no one is. Reflect on your own actions right now and don't worry about others.
If you want a girlfriend you first have to make friends who are girls. You need more plain old ordinary friends who HAPPEN to be women that you never intend to have a relationship with. Women can always tell if you are only hanging out with them because you want to date them. No one wants to date someone that has no interest in who they are as a person, and that is how women will feel about you if you only try and make friends with the ones you want to date. Don't try to be someone you are not, don't try to switch hobbies or get a new job or something stupid like that. Just meet women at events or places where your interests already are, then talk to them, talk to a lot of them, and don't try to get their facebook or phone number unless you really think you both clicked. Just talk to people like a human and as if they are also human and you will be set.
and, for fucking seriously, forget about your exes. No one fucking cares and talking about them is seriously only a detriment to your chances.
>>82751906
Same here, bro.
Except Dan is a girl and is much nicer to me. We even have a cute scruffy cat.
>>82763520
I don't think I really understand it either, but it is nonetheless true.
>>82763305
Eh, I'm a huge pussy too. The first month or three of the quest would probably be spent getting in shape and practicing with swords and shit.
>>82774132
on second thought ill just be your tech support
im not touching that dangerous shit with a ten foot pole
>>82766926
I'm glad you are happy. Best of luck to you.
>>82773786
I wouldn't really call a woman a whore irl unless she really angered me or provoked me and I rarely talk to my exes. I am not a very social person and I am really socially retarded, especially around women. My interests do not particularly have a female following and I rarely talk to other people when I am at class or anywhere outside. Every time I try to socialize I fuck up and I have few friends that I actually trust. My aforementioned exes were mostly introduced to me by my friends and family.
>>82773366
>tfw I was wolf dude
Sorry for ramming her dude, she wanted the D
>>82699713
someone draw a picture of someone humping a computer
>>82773258
Name of sauce please
>>82726238
where do you think you are
>>82775445
Try something new maybe take a cooking class join a gym, or some other third thing. Wait dancing a lot of girls like dancing and a lot of guys are stupid and don't dance.
>>82773258
>>82715256
>mfw I´ve been patient cause my gf was afraid of everything and did even masturbate by herself
>slowly she learned to enjoy kissing and me touching her butt occasionally
>we spend days and days on just foreplay
>she came for first time in our first timewe eventually did anal, and she likes it
just give it a time but dont just stop, be kind be lewd, it rewards
>>82725476
Vocaroo us an impressionof either
>>82775445
What part about anything I said made you think "I should talk about my exes more!"? I literally said, DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR EXES. And you think women are not interested in your interests? That is bullshit. Women are interested in everything you are interested in, they are there, just look.
Maybe a thing you should do is get some therapy for your trust issues, if you can't put some trust in friends then you will never get a girlfriend. A girlfriend is your best friend+. You can't have a girlfriend unless you are capable of first having a best friend.
Also, dude, it is 2016. The internet IS real life now, what you say online directly affects who you are as a person. You can't say you wouldn't call a woman a whore when you are actively calling women whores, that isn't how this works. You think of women as whores and not people, you can never love one and as a result you will never be truly loved by one.
>>82776017
He doesn't have to resort to female stereotypes to get a girlfriend. Stop watching romance movies.
>>82776375
>female stereotypes
Cooking classes can still be a good place to meet people, but only if you're actually interested in cooking. Same goes for any hobby, don't pretend to be interested in things just to get laid.
>>82776375
I was honestly just giving good advice everyone should learn how to cook, and going to the gym is healthy. As for the dancing it's just fun and I honestly see a lot of guys who won't dance. Also sometimes self improvement helps you have self reflection.
>>82776502
>>82776454
Well in that case I can agree, but it really came off to me as a "girls like these things so do them"
>>82773786
>Don't try to be someone you are not, don't try to switch hobbies or get a new job or something stupid like that. Just meet women at events or places where your interests already are, then talk to them, talk to a lot of them, and don't try to get their facebook or phone number unless you really think you both clicked. Just talk to people like a human and as if they are also human and you will be set.
Not even the anon you're replying to, and yet I can't help feeling daunted by all that. I guess normal people are born, not made.
>>82723795
Hey, they are loving parents with a great relationship AND are on great terms with the extended family. That's something to aspire to.
>>82735973
So your name is Joseph and you're dating an Italian dude?
I like to think on my bad days with my husband we are like this.
But since we are mostly good days I would definitely sayRuby and Sapphire from Steven universe
>>82741720
Oh, that is zoophilia.
>>82760360
This is the most hostile encouragement I've ever seen.
>>82776743
Oh no, being human is super hard dude. Trust me, you are not born that way. It takes a shit load of practice, but if you never talk to anyone because you are too scared of coming off as awkward then you will always be awkward. Just keep in mind that a ton of people, /especially/ nerd girls, feel the exact same way as you do. And unless you start being racist or sexist or dear god somehow both, awkwardness is usually forgiven.
Just remember the golden rule, and don't be afraid to make mistakes, that is how you learn to be human.
>>82776916
Jesus talk about manic depressive.
>>82764010
If you have that little trust in woman you might be gay.
>>82776743
No one starts knowing how to be "normal". Sure, it's harder for some people, but the thing about people that ALWAYS holds true: We are fucking good at learning shit. All it takes is time and practice.
>>82699713
>>82777329
Or just (unconsciously) misogynistic.
