It's that time again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE
>>82689883
>>82689883
I want to see /ll/ between that mother and daughter.
>>82689929
Yes someone should draw that
You know um to sent it to the creator as revenge and such
>>82689883
The triggering part is they encourage the kid to proselytize, other than that, whatever, I don't really give a shit.
The animation is better than I would have thought. The mom's hot.
>>82689883
I honestly don't know what's America's problem with muslims, seems like they'll feet in perfectly
>>82689947
>>82689929
Oh god, yes
We need drawbros on this shit
>>82689952
That's why I'm not over fond of JWs. Believe what you want just don't bang on my door once a week shoving pamphlets in my face.
>>82689883
>/r/ing the mom getting fucked by the teacher calling for Jehovah
>>82689883
>Your gay spouse is contraband airport luggage that keeps you out of heaven.
Whatever happened to believing in Jesus? Is this one of those "if you really believed, you would agree on every other opinion we have about everything" deals?
Fuck the /ll/, I want to see the girl try to convert her friend, and her friend turns out to be that kid from the tranny comic.
Comedy fucking gold right there
>>82689883
The only thing i don't get is.. she doesnt explain why he didn't want gays in paradise. Like, two people love each other but that doesnt matter. Straight to hell for that just because.
Also, "the mensagem didn't change" is bullshit. Considering how much religion had to adapt, even completely contradicting their texts.
>>82689883
They are right through.
>>82690049
I'd rather see her friend convert her to the pure love between two girls.
>>82689883
>Later, Jesus said the same thing!
Notice that she didn't say which Bible passage he did that in, like she did with every other thing.
Would Jehovah object to drawing Rule 34 of the mother and daughter?
>>82690040
Sorry /co/mblr, but no, you don't go to heaven while actively engaging into sin. There is a huge difference between having a fault and regretting, or standing in a state of constant and consciously faults.
>>82690085
Jesus also didn't say anything about bestiality. Protip: there is a reason for that.
>>82690049
>tranny comic
You'll have to be more specific
>>82690096
Yeah, fucking /co/mblr. With their mixed fabrics, and their shellfish.
>>82689883
I'm suddenly very worried about the church opening in town
>>82689984
Well Muslims and Jehova's Witnesses are both backwards walking jokes that should be ridiculed. Maybe they should team up.
>>82690105
Why do Christians always jump to comparing homosexuality to bestiality.
>>82690096
So I guess all those Christians who eat pork, or cast the first stone without having sinned themselves are all going to hell.
>>82689883
"people can change"
But we dont.
>this religion is creepy and indoctrinating children
>we should respect the religions of others
>>82690108
>>82690128
ITT: I don't know about the meaning, composition or purpose of the old laws so I will act like they are all the same.
>>82690126
Because they are both sins?
>>82689883
I wish there was a law in Western countries that required parents to teach their kids all about 2 other religions in addition to their own so the kid could make their own choice from a more knowledgeable point of view.
Dunno how you'd enforce it though. Plus religion is all about indoctrination at its core so there's that too.
>>82690106
Assigned male most likely. it would be hilarious it would be the first time in her life she would be justified in tearing into someone.
>>82690105
Protip: saying Jesus said something when he didn't is still a lie, even if you think he WOULD have said it.
>The bible
>Anything about same-sex relations between women
Free speech is bad.
>>82690096
That sounds catholic. Don't you have a statue or painting to worship? Maybe you can find a piece of toast that looks like a face, and erect a shrine to it.
>>82690157
> people cannot change
> look I changed
> oh you were just confused, you were never gay anyway
>>82690164
>Because they are both sins?
I'm not a citizen of Jerusalem. If I'm allowed to eat pork despite Leviticus, what's stopping me from having sex with men? Why should I only pay attention to one "sin" and not the other, even though they're only sins according to Leviticus?
>>82690049
Got a link to said comic?
>>82690164
>Christfag on /co/
That
is
ADORABLE
>>82690188
it's a double-edged sword.
>>82690168
Religion is pretty much only alive because of tradition. Popular culture and mass media have pretty much replaced the most literal function of the church, giving people an idea on how they ought to behave. And social media has pretty much replaced the need to reach out to community, by putting everyone in their bottle cliques instead of making people come together.
Though this is purely a first world conceit, religion is strong in third world countries without a lot of technological access.
>>82690204
REAL christians get to decide which parts of the bible should make it into law and which don't have to.
Killing men with long hair? Allowing states to ban tattooing? Banning sales of clothes that mix fabrics? No... That's not a christian issue.
Allowing discrimination against gay citizens? YES. THAT is the part of the bible that must be cared about.
>>82690094
There's nothing in the bible that says a dog can't play basketball
>>82690188
It's good, that way idiots can make evident that they're idiots.
>>82690168
I know it's gonna sound like I'm an edgy le atheist teen, but my parents instead of teaching me any religion bought me a encyclopedia for kids and I was better for it
Later I was able to figure out for myself what's worth beliving and what notspecifically our lord a saviour Satan, hail
>>82689883
Well good.
Lesbians are a shit fetish.
>>82690252
You're thinking "scat"
>>82690222
Well if I have to choose between the wasteland of idiots worshiping celebrities and trends while doing drugs or the wasteland of idiots worshiping angry gods and fairy tales while farming dirt I'll pick the one with Internet porn
>>82690252
While I agree, I still believe they should be treated like any other couple. I may not find lesbians attractive but I don't hate them.
>>82690268
What about lesbionic scatology?
Where is the movie where they don't celebrate the girl's birthday because doing so is sin?
What about the one where she dies because her parents refuse to get her a blood transfusion?
>>82690222
You're forgetting the ability of the state to actually enforce a lot of their laws, making a "even if we don't catch you, God will" discourse way less useful to rulers.
>>82690230
kek, I understood that reference
Once again, people use their religion as justification for their homophobia. Seriously, if thw idea of two women kissing troubles you so much that you go out of your way to fund and make this, the problem lies squarely with you.
>>82690280
something like this.
>>82690184
I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid. Who knows in year 2XXX there won't be people pushing bestial acceptance?
The correct is to say that Paul disciple of God reinforced it.
>>82690197
Not catholic, mostly because idols are bad.
>>82690204
Because you don't know what's the difference between Israelite ceremonial and sexual laws. But let me return to you: what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog? It's right on the same page of sleeping with men.
>>82690210
I know this is gay central, but I enjoy certain neutral comics.
>tfw this thread is going to get deleted without any rule 34 made
there is no god
>>82689883
My two cents: if your god doesn't like two women smashing vag then he's a faggot and you can fuck off with him. Same stance on Muslims and dogs. If your special book doesn't want me to scratch Fido on his cute fuzzy belly then into the garbage it goes.
>>82689883
>white dude married delicious brown
At the very least JW have good taste
>>82690275
Oh yeah no, for sure. It's just that I'm saying that religion is already pretty much going by the wayside because of the technological shift. People already make their minds more often than not, so if you wanted to make people more aware, the idea would be to make more countries more technologically literate so they shit post on Facebook instead of going to church.
Memes are the new religion.
>>82690305
the is no Jeezuz
>>82690275
This guy gets it.
>>82690304
>I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid.
But if you're going to claim he said a particular thing, then he better have said it, otherwise you're a liar.
There's no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about it. Stop putting words in Jesus's mouth. If you can't argue against something without saying, "Jesus WOULD have said it" when he actually didn't, then you're really just speaking for Jesus, aren't you. You think you have the authority to do that? Claim you know what Jesus is thinking?
Fucking false idol. Get out of here.
>>82690328
there is no ALLAH!
>>82690299
Man, I wish people stopped using the word homophobia. People who have beef with gaya aren't scared of them, they're disgusted. Men are seen as weaker for being gay and women are seen as out of ljne, so it's noT fear, it's disgust.
What's the Latin word for disgust again?
>when /pol/ makes a /co/
I like how in the first one the mother makes her child throw someone elses toy in the trash.
>>82690349
I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality, just like Jesus reproved adultery, just like Jesus WOULD reprove bestiality. Jesus was a follower of the law, because the law was given by God.
>>82689883
Mercifully short
I refuse to click any links to this pinknews site though I'm going to wrap myself in a cocoon of ignorance and tell myself it's probably a respectable site rather then social justice trash.
>>82690364
The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion to something.
I wish people who can't read would stop telling people to stop using words.
>>82690364
Puget or abominatio.
So it'd be homopigetism or homoabominatism
>>82690364
>People who have beef with gaya
>>82690395
I want God's cummies
>>82690374
>discussion and debate hurts my feelings
Fuck off, these sort of threads a breath of fresh air from the waifu threads and if pussies like you don't get it pruned it'll reach 500 posts in no time
>>82690364
Phobia isn't just used for fear anon, it can be used for an exrtreme aversion to something to. I have Mycophobia, but I don't scream everytime I see a mushroom, I just avoid fungus like the plague
>>82690395
God is a man made construct. He only exists in your mind to remind you that jerking off is a no no.
>>82690395
>Jesus was a follower of the law
Casual here, didn't he get killed for not respecting laws?
>>82690413
Because people say God is a man? :^)
Stop being a fag anon.
>>82690416
What, really?
I'm sorry anon but that's just funny.
>>82690414
here's is your (You)
>>82690395
>I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality
Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.
But that's not the same as Jesus actually agreeing with you. Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.
See. You can't. All you have is your own feelings, fed to you by false idols. You, who think you can speak for God, you disgust me. All I can hope for is that God will forgive your blasphemy, because I won't.
>>82689883
Jesus was always kissing dudes, hanging out with hookers, healing people for free and pirating movies online, why do so many different types of Christians hate that shit?
>religion talk
This will go well.
>>82690460
What movies would Jesus like?
>>82690454
>Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.
Hey, just like Christians!
>>82690473
broke back mountain.
>>82690431
According to the Pharisees, who actually 'followed' but forgot many of it's tenets.
>>82690429
That's an interesting argument, but you are now moving from the homosexuality in the Bible argument.
Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law, since after all you won't follow them anyway. But I don't feel like opening this can before finishing the previous one.
>>82690473
He unironically watches a live recording of a Rent performance every other weekend.
>>82690461
Actually it's not going half bad. It seems more civil than any discussion of the topic that can be found on a fox news or Huffington post comments section.
>>82690473
Wall-E, he would agree that eve is best girl
>>82690473
Batman v Superman
>>82690495
He cries a little bit every time Angel dies.
>>82690493
>Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law
Yes it is, because "sins" are things Christians made up that they treat as fact. You can't use something as a fact when it's only a fact to you
>>82690473
Raimi's Spider-Man.
But I'd like his opinion on The Man from Earth and Saint Young Men.
>>82690402
>The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion
But only within reason.
Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.
>>82690493
But wasn't the old testament itself pretty clear that anyone who would come and pretend to be/be viewed as a messiah would be a big fat phony?
>>82690056
>Straight to hell for that just because.
Technically not!
JWs are a little bit of a conundrum; they have one of the most mercilessly controlling and harsh of all versions of christianity in terms of how they expect their members to live, but their afterlife myth is one of the most merciful versions out of all the christianities: They don't believe in hell; their idea is that the 144,000 people who their god will allow into paradise get the good seats, but everyone else will just be reborn and get to live eternally on Earth again, under what they envision as better circumstances as the current Earth.
It's still kind of shitty and ludicrous, but at least it's less mean than other christian churches.
Jahova's Witnesses make other Christians look bad. There's people who just believe in God without shoving their anti-everything messages in others' faces. Fuck this cartoon.
>>82690454
> Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.
Paul.
> next paragraph
> See. You can't.
> immediately answering for me your own request
Are you okay anon?
>>82690529
>Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.
Are you really comparing people disliking a show to hating an actual group of people.
>>82690543
Sounds like a pretty good deal for us heathens.
Christian offshoots like Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses are the fucking worst.
Its like "our religion isn't retarded enough, what heresies can we perform to sucker people in?"
*tips wizard-warrior hat*
>>82689883
"Jehova wants us all to be happy, and he wants all men and women to get married in monogamous pairs. That's why he created gays and lesbians in such a way as that they could never be happy in those relationships; there's no greater joy than a life of constant hypocrisy, self-denial and forced sexual congress with someone you feel no attraction towards. Praise the lord!"
>>82690512
But you are not going to hell, are you anon? God is not real, so sin away. We are just warning you if you are wrong.
>>82690542
No, there are many passages such as prophet Isaiah predicting the messiah.
>>82690434
Why isn't God ever depicted as anything but a man? I want to see cat God in media
>>82690128
No. Goyim don't need to follow the old rules and covenant of the Israeli people. The only covenant of Jesus Christ is to,
1. Accept Jesus as the son of God and love him.
2. Treat your neighbor as you would like to be treated.
That's it.
>>82690551
Christians make Christians look bad. Religious people in general make themselves look bad. Stop blaming other sects and realise you all subscribe to outdated methods used to control populations. Methods created by human beings, not gods.
>>82689883
> "Well, people have their own ideas about what's right and wrong"
Completely legit
> "But what matters is how Jehovah feels,"
One "to me," away from being completely legit
> talks about bible verses
> "Now lets practice how you're going to go tell your classmate that her parents aren't getting into heaven because they're gay."
>>82690591
Some religions have (a) God(s) that isn't a man. Some religions don't even represent God in physical form.
Honestly the Christian God "making humans in his image" or whatever it is would be weird if he looked like a cat.
>>82690560
>Paul.
Paul isn't Jesus.
> immediately answering for me your own request
Well, you haven't contradicted me yet, so I might as well.
>>82690543
I'd be fine with that as long as the 144 don't come down to be smug shits
>>82690580
>We are just warning you if you are wrong.
"Warning people" is Christese for "indoctrination and brainwashing." You can pretend to be noble and enlightened all you want but you're exactly the same as anyone else peddling their wares.
>Still no porn
PRIORITIES, PEOPLE
>>82690606
nevermind that one man one woman law doesn't work since Moses allowed for divorce, One man and multiple chosen women is more like it. so the idea that Adam "stuck" to Eve is laughable, as he had a wife before Eve.
>>82690606
>> "Now lets practice how you're going to go tell your classmate that her parents aren't getting into heaven because they're gay."
Seriously. That little girl is going to get her face kicked in by talking that kind of shit.
>>82690560
>Actually listening to Paul
The dude who's like, "I shall not suffer a woman to speak but to be in silence"? Yeah, no thanks, man.
>>82689883
SPARLOCK COMPEL US FROM THIS EVIL
>>82690304
>The correct is to say that Paul disciple of God reinforced it.
Paul reinforced lot of stuff because he didn't want to weird out the jews, the Acts of the Apostles it states that Paul and Simon Peter came to the conclusion that the gentiles don't have to follow the laws of the Israelites, but suggest that they should abstain from some things to not weird people out. Which makes sense since in Corinthians there were people who were gloating about fucking their own mother.
Though honestly I'm not fond of Paul or the council of Nicaea and their bible and wish we had more of the Hebrew gospels instead of translations of them that have been altered.
>>82689883
>Jehovah girl talks to dyke spawn
>They become friends
>Dyke spawn isn't interested in Jehovah shit
>Jehovah girl likes her anyway
>They grow up together
>Finally fuck in college
>Jehovah girl now has the lesbians
>>82689883
Gonna need some 34 of the mom and daughter.
>>82690578
That's true of Mormons, definitely. JWs though are a different kettle of fish; if anything they're way MORE adherent to the actual word of the bible than most christians; they take literally a whole shitload of stuff that most christian organizations are sensible enough to handwave away as "metaphor" and "symbolism" or whatever they need to tell themselves in order to not have to deal with the embarrassing or inconvenient parts of their religion. JWs are a lot more consistent with their source material than most christians are, and their weirdness mostly arises from that fact.
For example, the bible says that the devil won't fall from heaven until JUST before the end of the world. Most christians take a very hand-wavey approach to that part of the bible and say it happened a long time ago. JWs on the other hand take this really literally, and the first (of many!) times that they declared that the end of the world was at hand, they accompanied this announcement with the fact that the devil had just fallen from heaven, and was now working wickedness around the world. I think this was in 1913 or so? Sometime around World War I, anyway.
Once their end of the world deadline came and went, this became a bit inconvenient. Moreso the second and third deadlines which also came and went. But they retain it in their dogma that this fall is a recent event, with the specific date in the early 20th century when they first said it happened.
>>82690606
Yeah, that's religion for you.
>>82690529
It just means you have shit tastes.
>>82690560
Paul's a fag. No need to listen to someone who used Jesus to push their own agenda.
>>82690622
>Paul isn't Jesus.
So? You know Jesus never conflicted the prophets, right?
>>82690105
>there is a reason for that
>>82690697
>used Jesus to push their own agenda.
Hey, just like Christians!
>>82690598
Matthew 5:18:
"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."
According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.
>>82690395
>Jesus was a follower of the law, because the law was given by God.
This just isn't true, Jesus didn't follow the law and often criticized the pharisees saying that blindly following the traditions of the law alone wasn't what made a person good. He also claimed that a lot of this stuff was just the traditions of man and that he was here to deliver the truth.
>>82690304
>But let me return to you: what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog?
The fact that a dog is not nearly intelligent enough to legally consent? The fact that I don't know where that dog has been or what diseases or parasites it might carry? The fact that I would much rather fuck other humans?
Meh. Still better than Scientology.
>>82690473
Cap'n murica
>>82690304
>Who knows in year 2XXX there won't be people pushing bestial acceptance?
An Omniscient god?
why did the USA produce so many new heretical denominations like Mormons or Jehovag Witnesses? is it because of Democracy and Freedom?
>>82690493
Tell me something Jesus anon. There are thousands of religions on this earth .How do you know yours the right one?
>>82690717
That doesn't say anything about the old testament being accurate or still being enforced. It's literally why we have the new one.
>>82690431
They retconned it in the New 613
>>82690717
>thing written by mathew
>according to Jesus
>>82690717
Except Moses allowed for divorce even though it was against Gods rules. Sorry but if all rules don't apply then none of the Old Testament do. There is only the New Covenant to consider.
>>82690714
Only the worst kind. Cat-licks can fuck right off.
>>82690473
The Legend of Bagger Vance
I don't give a fuck about made up religions by muslims
>>82690304
>what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog?
Consent and understanding.
>>82690529
>But only within reason.
no, literally the opposite, a phobia is an irrational fear/aversion
>>82690764
Oh, you want to play that game?
Matthew 5:17:
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
>The mom is just a brown re-color of the one from 'the toys are evil'- episode
HNNNG
>>82690717
>According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.
That's not true, in Mark Jesus says what enters a man's mouth can not defile him, but what comes out of his mouth does.
>>82690774
>Only the worst kind. Cat-licks can fuck right off.
No you cunt, all of you. You can all fuck off. You can hate each other's lists of special rules all you want but you're all the same and you can all fuck off.
>>82690413
Invite him to your wedding.
>>82690746
Because it's a really big fucking country.
You could settle somewhere cozy and isolated, start your own off-shoot religion and it would decades before someone knew about it and called it retarded.
>>82690792
Mark and Matthew are like pre-crisis and post-crisis continuities. There's contradictions between them; you can't say that because something is canon in one it's not in the other. You have to take them as their own separate things.
>>82690767
Literally nothing is written by Jesus, it's all second or third hand account.
>>82690789
>episode
there are more?
>>82690792
>Jesus says what enters a man's mouth can not defile him, but what comes out of his mouth does.
>Jesus is a swallower and he's hitting on me
>>82690787
10 commandments, senpai.
>>82690812
What's New 52?
>>82690798
tip your fedora harder ;)
>>82690833
Bible Nicea edition
>>82690814
exactly
>>82690564
No, but while there are a bunch of actual homophobes who are homophobic for what can be largely considered as prejudicial or superstitious reasons a straight male feeling awkward around or disgusted by the sight of two men making out isn't really that different than him seeing an ugly trailer park hick heterosexual couple making out, or why he isn't bothered by two attracted women making out.
>>82690824
Exactly. All these people who are willing to handwave away the old testament stuff that's inconvenient or weird like the dietary restrictions but who still LOUDLY demand that those ten commandment statues go up in front of courthouses are fucking hilarious to me. The inconsistency is so pathetically obvious to everyone but them.
>>82690706
Paul was just some guy who was half-assing Jesus's message to compromise between Jews and Romans.
Historical context senpai, any bullshit Paul says can go fuck off.
>>82690787
And he did fulfill them by dying on the cross. jesus died for our sins, thus fulfilling the prophesy. The Old Testament is literal shit and should not be thought of as any sort of law for Christians. Why would Goyim follow the laws only meant for tribes of Israel?.
>>82690815
Feast your eyes, heaten
https://youtu.be/gRoETHf6kpU
>>82690838
>Anime shitposters are also Christian
A little unexpected but it does make sense
>>82690852
You're not really making a coherent point.
>Some guys are homophobic but that's not the same as someone just not liking kisseys
Okay? No one was talking about that? Who cares?
>>82690805
Also because in Europe you'd pretty much get killed for that shit. We had a couple of centuries of vaguely religious wars.
Many newfounded sects took of for the New World to flee persecution and indoctrinate whoever they may cross paths with, and probably took with them the general idea that coming up with your own subset of christianism really isn't that big a deal.
>>82690857
Look, I'm not here to argue religion, but Christianity is really just following the words and teaching of Christ. If he says "do this old stuff but not that old stuff" then that's what it means to be Christian.
>>82690857
This. Most of it is squashed down by the new love thy neighbor covenant given by Jesus Christ.
Ten commandments shouldn't have anything to do with Government anyway. Do these people not realize the whole render unto caesar thing?
>>82690717
>According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.
The justification of "the old testament isn't valid anymore" is that Jesus' arrival fulfilled its promise. So, it wasn't erased or forgotten, but it already performed its function and should be left in the past.
>"But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed. Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to being us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a school master." (Galatians 3.23-25)
>>82689883
PORN
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>>82690909
Thank you. I couldn't find the right passage.
>>82690926
When someone draws it. Like, you know, anyone asking for it.
>>82690865
You're being absurdly obtuse. Let's put these two passages together and then compare them to what you're saying.
>“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
>"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."
Are you suggesting that when Jesus died on the cross, heaven and earth disappeared? Of course not. I'm looking at earth right now. It's still here. Therefore by the word of the book, the old testament laws still apply.
Listen, I get why you don't want them to still apply. They're stupid and inconvenient. I don't feel like following them either. I'm just saying that you can't have your Jesus and have your 'no old testament' too. It's a package deal according to Jesus's own word. If you're into Jesus and heaven and the earth haven't disappeared yet, you're stuck with all the nonsense bullshit in the old testament.
>>82689883
Requesting lewds of that mom and that cute loli
>>82690883
He said a lot of contradictory stuff in a lot of the different gospels. It tends to lead to these sorts of confusing and confused discussions. It's a shame that he's mysteriously powerless to clear all the inconsistencies in his flawless and perfect truth up for us in a nice consistent way.
>>82690198
>>82690157
>high school
>college
>pc points
It's like with all this anti-smoking campaigns.
They're only making lesbians cooler.
>>82690774
Literally fuck off. Fundamental Christians/Evangelicals are way more conservative than Catholics.
>>82690405
>the asshole from Ghostbusters in the back.
>>82690970
>HURR MYSTERIOUS WAYS HURR FAITH HURR BUY MY MIX TAPE
Still though as annoying as Christians are at least they've became less savage over time unlike Muslims.
>>82690304
>Not catholic, mostly because idols are bad.
Yeah, but what's God's position on waifus?
>>82690986
They can fuck off too. Liberal protestant is the only way to be.
>>82689883
>Jehovah's Witness
I legit miss those guys. They are so fun to fuck with when they knock on your door.
>>82690992
Christians have had centuries to work out the bullshit excuses they need to ignore all the stuff in their holy book that doesn't actually work all that well in a civilized society, and we should all be very glad about their selective hypocrisy on that front. It would be really nice if muslim culture were on the whole as hypocritical and selective about their religion as most christians are about their own.
>>82690953
He's not being absurdly obtuse read acts of the apostles, Paul and Peter say that Gentiles don't have to follow the code of law for Israel as it's for Israel. Unless Paul and Peter were wrong then it doesn't apply.
Lesbians embody the worst of both faggotry and feminism, they're an abomination.
>>82690197
>That sounds catholic.
What about that bullshit sounds catholic? Sounds like creepy bornagain christian gibberish to me.
Read the catechism you heathen.
>>82689883
>this thread
Can we all at least agree thatdoggy is the best position?
>>82691037
>Lesbians embody the worst of both faggotry and feminism, they're an abomination.
What's the problem? They're just trying to help people get into heaven.
>>82691037
Thanks for your input uncle /pol/.
The Sun > "God"
>>82691037
Lesbians aren't an abomination, no one is ever punished for being a lesbian in the bible. Not even in Romans, only being a gay man is a punishable act. Lesbians just can't get married.
>>82691069
Is this woman privilege?
>>82691031
I know, I know; different guys have different things to say on the topic. The bible is full of contradictions like that. I just thought that the actual, unambiguous word of Jesus might weigh more heavily in the mind of a christian than what Paul or Peter had to say on the topic.
It's all bullshit anyway, so go ahead and believe what you want. I'm just arguing for intellectual honesty, that's all.
>>82690876
Maybe the point was that not wanting to be exposed to gay people isn't necessarily homophobia like >>82690402 implied?
That rational reasoning means the definition of "phobia" doesn't apply, even if those reasons are grounded in something irrational like religion?
Maybe?
Yes?
I don't know according to the Aramaic Gospels telling of the story of the three talents, Jehovah wanted me to spend all my money on whores. Maybe I should spend all my money on whores?
>>82690543
>only 144,000 people
Why bother
>>82690874
>"Who likes Magick? Jehovah or Satan?"
My fucking sides
>>82691119
Well that's just a good investment regardless. And as a Jew, I'm sure that Jesus would be all in favour of good investments.
>>82691121
Some people like being a member of an exclusive club! Who wants to be one of the poor shmucks who has to watch Jehova being fellated by his 144,000 concubines and catamites when you could instead BE one of the lucky few who gets his jizz directly on your face?
>>82690874
Ok this one is actualy good one. We should play and experience with nature, not fucking plastic things.
>>82691027
The 2 muslims I frequent are. How about that for anecdotal.
They both drink and smoke, and one of them is a banker.
>religious nuts quoting their holy book like anyone but them gives a shit what it says
Always loved that part of Chick Tracts too.
I...I actually like it....
>>82691172
Glory be. I guess the middle east is now safe for gays thanks to you knowing two sane muslims.
>>82691166
Making plastic and fictional things is literally playing with nature.
>>82690598
>Treat your neighbor as you would like to be treated
Pffft, good luck with that.
>>82690580
'warning' is a funny word for endless propaganda, improper application of your own holy book (mixed meat and milk, mixed cloths etc and so forth) and an apparently endless obsession with the way people choose to live their lives and the unending obsession evangelicals of every stripe have for bullying, harassing, and at times physically harming other people over their beliefs. And no I'm not talking about the things other people believe, I'm talking about other people using their beliefs as an excuse to be assholes.
Marriage for instance, this is a social concept that predates Christianity. Yet more than a few evangelicals like to claim 'marriage is between a man and a woman.' But what is marriage? A social, legal, and personal contract between two people; an agreement to abide by certain behaviours that leads this pair of people and any children they possess (via biology or adoption) to be considered a family unit and taxed accordingly. But wait there's more! Marriage includes medical decisions made for one's spouse, visitation rights for medical rights and I dunno prison etc. Funerary arrangements, child custody in the event of death, divorce, incompetence on the part of a parent and so on.
Really marriage has become a fascinating bundle of legal, social, and personal obligations but many religious types have declared that it is only for heterosexual couples. Yet some census reports indicate that homosexuals may make up as much as 10% of the population.
nevermind any moralistic decisions here, excluding 10% of your population from a useful taxation, medical, and social arrangement is sheer insanity.
TL;DR
Evangelicals are assholes. (and yes I'm using that to include all proselytizing religions despite the origins of the word.)
>>82691102
It's not the actual unambiguous word of Jesus, it's a Greek translation and edit of a second hand account of what Jesus said that was accepted by the Council of Nicaea because it worked easiest to convert and unify. I'd give Act of the Apostles more credit than that since Paul was actual part of the Council of Nicaea so he must agreed to having done that stuff.
Yeah it's all bullshit and I don't believe in it, and even in using Paul's word there's a lot of stuff people ignore because it's inconvenient, like almost everything involving women. People also push meanings when there are none, like the story of Onan and Tamar which was about Jewish inheritance laws yet people try to make it about masturbation.
>>82689883
Honestly the lgbt invasion of co needs to fucking be stopped. This is the third gay thread today.
>>82691114
>Maybe the point was that not wanting to be exposed to gay people isn't necessarily homophobia like >>82690402 implied?
If not homophobic, then it's childish. Just like going "Ew" at heterosexuals kissing is childish.
>>82690473
Jesus only watches Ghibli films
>>82690874
There is another episode where kid can't find the plane toy
>Dad allows his son to play with satan propeled metal bird
>>82690874
This weird "makes Jehovah sad" thing makes me picture him as an emotionally maniulative mom
>I'm not mad at you Adam, Eve, I'm just disappointed
>>82691197
Exactly my point!
>>82691121
well, those 144,000 have already been chosen, so its not like you can try but fail.
meanwhile all of Earth becomes like Paradise and you get a seat there.
One thing that always confused me though, they'd say at meetings that all the dead and all sinners would stand before God and have a chance to repent to get to live on hippieworld as immortal super models.
so if everyone gets that one last chance, there doesn't seem to be any point in going out of your way to obey God in your first life or to encourage others to do so.
especially since there's no hell or limbo or torment or anything according to them. when you're dead you don't experience anything, so basically you die and then immediately wake up before God however many years in the future he finally decided to end the world and He says 'are you sorry for your misdeeds? good. these are the new rules, don't break them and enjoy everlasting life. If you don't like them I'll kill you, but again you won't know any suffering or anything you'll just cease to exist.'
>>82690230
There's also nothing in the Bible that says you shouldn't download a car.
>>82691222
> some census
:^)
>>82689883
Where is the porn?
>>82690275
>or the wasteland of idiots worshiping angry gods and fairy tales while farming dirt I'll pick the one with Internet porn
So, comics and cartoons?
MY MANWICH
>>82691261
B^U
>>82690040
I'm just not....okay so there's sin. Sin bad. Do things that are bad....you don't got to heaven. Believing in Jesus is like half of it. The other half is following his teachings AND those of the Apostles he taught. Which is, y'know, the reason the bible is so enormous.
>>82691236
/co/mblr is up and in force.
I blame the local tranny population.
>>82691239
>Based Jesus liking Miyazaki's hack garbage
He's love Kon's stuff and weep for his death
>Lets practice
>>82691081
its women being dismissed as not important enough to even consider
>>82690049
And sadly, we need christians with the good humor to take on the SJWNazi's
>Can't even pronounce YHWH right
>You aren't even supposed to attempt to pronounce YHWH to begin with
What a stupid sect.
>>82690833
story trumps continuity,
particularly relevant since the church invented the concept of canon to begin with
>>82690056
You fundamentally misunderstand what 'heaven' and 'hell' are within the christian context. Heaven is only heaven because of the presence of Jehovah, Hell is the absence of that presence.
>>82690085
Because Christ addressed a Jewish audience who were all pretty clear on sexual sin, so much that he had to tell them to ease up. Now other sins like hypocrisy and greed, that is pretty much half the book of John.
>>82691303
yahoo-wahoo
>>82690108
shellfish are amazing, also the book of Acts says christians can eat whatever the hell they want. It was a vision from God to Peter, kid you not.
>>82691342
>Because [a bunch of bullshit]
If Jesus didn't say it, then don't tell me Jesus said it.
>>82691255
give unto ceaser what is ceaser's, give unto ford what is ford's, holden can fuck right off
-Mark, 22:15
>>82690126
because both are deviations from the sexual 'norm'. Why are people so scandalized by it? is it that you are a cissy whose afraid of Man on cat love?
>>82691320
>Jehovah
His name is Hadad, you faggot. Ba'al of the gods. Yahweh is merely a pretender.
>>82691292
Who doesn't love a woman with a nice cockney.
>>82691386
y'all niggas need Sophia
>>82690184
No, there are logical things that are extended from a persons character. it isn't lying to say MLK would have a problem with man attaching bombs to the privates and trying to blow up school buses.
>>82691395
literally every single straight man on earth?
>>82691238
>Just like going "Ew" at heterosexuals kissing is childish.
Glad we're agreed asexuals are fucking dumb.
>>82691365
No one said he did. But you also appear to be an autistic person, so I think I'll just move along.
>>82691283
But WHY is it sinful to be gay?
Jehovah's witnesses are always giving me money despite my insistence that they're heretics. So I cannot really hate them.
>god doesn't care about your happiness and will go out of his way to stop you from being happy
What a fucking asshole. Why would anyone follow this asshole? He doesn't even have your best interests in mind.
>>82690764
>>82691351
Thanks jumping mARIO
>>82689883
Oranges ...
American nondenominationals and cults were a mistake.
>>82691411
Hey! You don't know that for certain. Maybe Old Man MLK would've been trigger happy.
>>82691411
you can't make that assumption. the whole reason the CIA killed him was because he was openly starting to reconsider his stance on nonviolence. maybe his last thoughts as he died were 'we should have just suicide bombed everything until they gave us a chunk of america'
>>82691446
You can't figure that out? It obviously goes against the natural order. If someone believes that the natural order is dictated by an all-powerful being, they're not going to appreciate the dissent.
>>82689883
That mom just told her daugher "Gay people are going to burn in Hell" in the nicest way possible.
>>82691465
He certainly would have been beaten down by the world enough to consider it.
>>82691446
This. Nowhere in the Bible do the God or Jesus explicitly say "being gay is sin". Only record of homosexuality being mentioned in negative light in the Bible was among ramblings of some batshit insane guy who, along with advocating to stone homosexuals to death, also stated that you have to stone to death people who wear clothes made of two different fabrics, and those who plant two different crops next to each other.
>>82691444
>From OP's video:
>Look at Genesis 1:27.
>Jehovah created Adam and Eve, male and female.
>Then in Genesis 2:24 he said a man would stick to his wife.
>Later, Jesus said the same thing.
>Jehovah's standards haven't changed.
Anon was right that the mother in OP's video DID claim specifically that Jesus said the same thing, and literally in that language.
>>82691503
but lots of animals are gay
>/co/ hates a show that is against lesbianism
>/co/ then hates a show like SU because it promotes lesbianism
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY
