We haven't met yet.
I'm Clint.
>>82688763
I don't care
>>82688763
>She's a slut
What did he mean by this?
>tfw the few jokes they had in this movie made me laugh more than all the jokes in the previous Marvel movies AND Deadpool combined
Not even lying. Not only was the humor more subtle in this movie but they weren't firing quips and jokes and one-liners at you every 3 seconds like all the other movies so you actually start to appreciate the spare uses of comedy.
>>82688777
She had sex with every man she shared more than a minute of screentime with
and some of the women
>>82688860
They did a good job using it to best effect.
>>82688763
Why did he come back to only get his ass kicked and locked up
>>82688955
Fight had to be fought
>>82688763
>Who gives a fuck you stupid white boy.
What happened to the Russos after TWS?
>>82688955
A man doesn't just cut and run on his daughteru, he brought her into the Avengers and wasn't going to see her locked up for being nonamerican.
BLACK DON'T CRACK
panther was very handsome and I smiled everytime he spoke
>>82688917
Even Ultron?
>>82688860
That look Falcon and Bucky give Cap after he's kissed whatserface was priceless.
>>82690001
Specially Ultron.
>>82688955
He owed a debt. I mean he says that word for word in the movie.
>>82690032
Jesus christ
>>82688955
So Ant-Man could ride his arrow.
>>82690138
Is that an innuendo?
>>82690217
It's anything you want it to be, but Clint should be careful, Scott's got something big that he can't hold for long.
"Wanda, just like we practiced."
"What about the blacks?"
"Take them out."
Seriously? I think the Russos went a little far with that one.
>>82688955
>Captain fucking America asks you for a favor
>you don't come back
>thinking anyone on the planet will respect you after this
>>82690380
>''Haha hey Vish, what's up with these pictures of dead niggers.''
>''They are the victims of your ''incident'' in Africa.''
>>82690032
SLUT
>>82690217
In your endo.
>>82690339
So what would be the proper homosexual behaviour?
>>82690617
Wanda is cute.
>>82693614
They'd court properly and build up a mutual relationship of trust and affection, then when they both feel the time is right they can begin a sexual relationship.
>>82690617
Wanda is cuteee
>>82693689
>>82693746
We know, we know.
>>82688763
>mfw they finally nailed Hawkeye
I'll give it to Whedon, he fixed a lot of the shit wrong with him in AoU, but he was perfect in CW
>>82693820
hawkeye's likability was off the charts in CW.
>best dad speech to wanda
>casually sets up a trap for vision a minute before he appears
>"i knew i shoulda stretched"
>clint natasha banter that feels natural
>bow-staff combat
>motherfucking ANT ARROW
>>82693916
Won't watch the movie until next week because I refuse to watch it when the theatre is crowded with kids.
What speech does he give her in CW?
>>82693966
not much of a speech, just a good line
"you wanna mope, go to high school. you wanna make things right? get off your ass."
>>82693966
Basically just tells her to grow up. Not so much of a speech as a single line
>>82690032
DELETE THIS
>>82694308
why did they give ultron finger lasers and finger magnets?
are those weapons true to his comic counterpart?
>>82694355
It was effective against guys like Cap or Tony, his creator
He's a robot, he'll have whatever weaponry the writer wants him to
>>82694355
Finger lasers are a norm for Ultron though they're often called "concussion blasters" in the comics.
Gravity powers were new though and they're apparently derived from the Chitauri's anti-gravity tech that helped the Leviathan's levitate (those alien space whales from the first Avengers movie).
>>82690032
S L U T
L
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>>82694606
They looked cool.
>>82694308
Did Whedon have to make him look stupid?
>>82688955
Threated to have Falcon black his wife.
>>82690392
If Cap asks for help, and says you'll not be coming back, you KNOW you'll die a hero.
>>82690024
Their interactions were great. I was even laughing at them in the car scene.
>>82688763
I love green arrow!!!!
>>82700852
That's Purple Arrow, faggot.
>>82701109
More like mauve.
>>82690392
This. It's like Falcon said. If Captain America needs your help, there's no better reason to get back in.
>>82690032
SNL, why?
Would have been funnier with Classic Ultron head.
Also, even here, ScarJo is a fox.
Is this how she copes with being cucked by Mrs. Barton?
