Hank Hill is now the main character of the last comic you read
>>82679991
>"Look dad, I'm a squirrel!"
>"That boy ain't right."
>>82679991
Hank Hill is Green Arrow???
holy shit....
>>82679991
>Hank Hill is picnicking with his family
>Mobsters appear and gun Bobby and Peggy down
>Hank goes nuts and vows to fight crime....with propane, of course
>Hank Hill is
>THE PROPAINISHER
>>82679991
ANAD Avengers is saved
"I don't need any fancy Arc reactors Mr. Stark. I have clean burning efficent Propane."
So are you a robot or a cyborg?
I am a Synthezoid
..So are you a robot or a cyborg?
>>82679991
Hank Hill Propane Blazer
>9 mercenaries trying to reunite
>Hank and pyro just burning propane together
>>82679991
But what would a Texan be doing on Cybertron?
>>82680416
Oh shit, new comic?
>>82679991
>Hellblazer
Huh. So is Hank trying to discover the Propane Machine?
>Moon Knight by Doug Moench
How would Hank defeat Arsenal?
>clarissa
Is he the dad, or is he the savior she needs?
>Hank Hill finds himself transported to the Marvel universe. He may not have much knowledge about comics, but he knows a thing or two about a clean burning grill.
>>82680508
Fuck you, I'm picturing hank as Clarissa with cotton as the dad.
>>82680508
He's Clarissa.
>LOBSTER CLAW? I KILLED FITTY MEN AND THIS IS THE APPRECIATION I GET?!
>The Shadow Year One
>>82679991
>Nedroid
Ok.
But wait, which one does he replace?
>>82679991
>Maud
Oh god I'm imaging a civil war type scenario where the north has put all the southerners in camps and Hank and his crew have to break out.
That's actually pretty dope.
>>82680690
FUCK I MENT MAUS, FUCK OFF AUTOCORRECT.
>>82680636
>I sell justice and justice accessories
>>82679991
>The Question
I can't even imagine Hank Hill as the man character, just Dale running around using pocket sand getting answers.
>Kingdom Come
huh
>Red Hood and the outlaws
HAHAHA oh wow
>>82679991
Nnnnnnnno.
>>82679991
>sandman
that corinthian ain't right
>>82665964
Hank is pretty similar to silver age Superman, I'd buy it.
>>82680496
excellent taste, good sir.Fear machine was my favorite arc.
Hankboy?
King of the Hell?
>Blacksad
So...private detective Hank Hill puts boots to asses and does odd jobs around the country. Every single one of his love interests should be replaced with Ladybird for kicks.
>Oglaf
Something about Hank's narrow urethra, I guess.
>>82679991
Southern Bastards.
I would love to see Hank Hill just beat the shit out of some rednecks with a hickory stick.
>>82679991
>mad love
Oh fuck
>>82683469
>pure Hank in an Oglaf
>do you want some super sex?
>a-heh, I'll uh, I'll take the soup, thank you.
This month's Action Comics?
>Hank is pre-New 52 Superdad
>Hank tries to teach Jon how to mow the lawn, but he just wants to make pancakes like Lois taught him
>Superdad making "The Boy Ain't Right" faces
>But dad, mom told me if you add a pinch of cinnamon to the batter...
>Hank Hill voice: "BWAHHHHH!"
>
>>82679991
Poppy Oppousm becomes Hank Hill... bahhhhhhhhh!!! All of these asinine animals!
>Hank is Eve from Octopus Pie
He's gonna kick Park's ass
>>82679991
>Black Panther
That Killmonger ain't right, I tell ya hwat.
Hoho's Bizarre Adventures?
reading Amethyst,
Hank would be an awesome Princess of Gemworld
Hank is now a member of the Death Vigil.....what would his veil ripper even be? I mean propane tank is the obvious answer, but how would that even work. I is confuse. Full Stop.
>Hank and the Holograms
>>82679991
>BPRD 1946
It would be more fitting with cotton though.
Hankshot: Reborn
>>82683074
Dream = Hank
Delirium = Bobby
What else?
> The Fix
Hmmm.
>One Punch Hank
OK.
>>82679991
>Hank as Black Panther
I don't know how that would work, but I'd still buy it out of principle
>>82679991
>Here's Negan chapter 1
>Hank is now Negan and playing Ping Pong with a bunch of kids, mouthing off to one of them for being a pussy
>Instead of Negan slouching in his chair we get Hank saying over and over again about what happened with Josh "That boy ain't right...That boy ain't right."
What would be Hank Hill's Lucile?
>>82679991
Johnny the homicidal maniac?
Hank Hill is now Batman fighting Ridley Scott Aliens.
He's here to bring the Pro-Pain
O SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wixDVlbxgLs
>>82679991
Hank is about to get fucked by a blue ogress
>>82679991
Oh yes! Hank's Thunderbolts! "Now listen here. Y'all 'av got ta stop this bickering with each other so we can function as a team."
>>82679991
>Hank as Frank Castle in Vietnam
>>82690101
Hank's Lucille would obviously be a propane tank with barbwire around it.
I decided to catch up to Injustice even with lackluster story.
But daang, imagine Hank Hill telling off Superman.
>>82679991
Hank Hill and Silver Spoon try to trick the CMC and win a scavenger hunt?
Batman Dark Victory
Yeah I don't know what to make of that.
>>82687482
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