the school is tricked further into believing that best girl is worst girl
>>82627086
from panel 2 onward everyone is extra cute
>>82627086
wow, she really can't catch a break
Whoa, this is starting to become an actual incident.
At least Amber is on Violet's side.
>>82627086
>saved the small version
Get it together, anon
Are these threads being deleted for some reason? I just posted this like ten minutes ago, and its gone.
Violet is the Cutiest Schoolie
>>82627267
I don't see any reason it would. We've got new content, and homestuck is allowed to keep threads with as little as a shitty vlog to start with. Maybe there was an Internet problem, or you posted to the wrong board.
>>82627086
Holy fuck. I didn't expect the situation to get THIS bad.
>>82627267
Thread duplicates I think.
Right after I clicked F5 I seen two Scalie Schoolie threads before the tab changed.
>>82627332
The only thing more frightening than the rumor mill is the windmill.
Happy (late) mothers day!
>>82627086
>>82627222
NO
DON'T BULLY HER
>>82628388
Look at those delinquents clothes, she obviously deserves to be bullied
>>82628021
What's so scary about the windmill?
I think that part of the reason Teresa is so successful is the comic seems to work way better with blunt characters than sarcastic ones. With Teresa specifically, much of her appeal comes from the "wait, what?"
The reader experiences when she says something particularly dumb and cute. A problem arises when other characters try to be snarky or quippy, as the writer feels as though sarcastic remarks have to be delivered through giant explanations that both set up and deliver future gags, when really understatement both leaves a better impact on the reader and seems more natural. I mean look, a lot of fan favorite characters seem to be the dumber, more straightforward ones, though maybe that might just be that people find them cuter. But I would argue that a 4 panel format doesn't lend itself well to some gags.
>>82629322
It's where Frankenstein's Monster was cornered and burned out by an angry mob.
>>82629672
That happened in the classic movie right?
I've only read the book. I went in expecting horror but it was just sci-fi or with the "do not play god" message.
>>82629446
>>82629446
I can agree with that. Less is often more.
>>82628358
That's one cute mom.
>>82628358
Have you shared it with Shen yet? He'd love it.
>>82632298
It was a gift, not mine!
>>82629446
Do you just mean successful with yourself?
Is that the furry Azumanga Daioh?
>>82633943
STOP
>>82633943
>furry
>>82635214
Amber's pretty chill for a basket case.
Need the chart.
>>82635459
There's a couple of those.
>>82635724
>still no Axolotl
What are they waiting for?
>>82635257
That was a fun thread.
>>82635724
I want a caiman lizard girl
>>82636345
yup
>>82636243
There's one of his other webcomic, before the reboot.
>>82629854
Well, Shelley's Frankenstein is considered by many to be the first ever sci-fi novel, so you're not too far out!
>>82636386
There's a Caiman Rider, if that counts.
>>82633612
Judging by how she has some of the most fan art for a character without obvious fetish potential, no, I'd say people as a whole like her a lot.
>>82636243
They made one, but she's early concept art. I don't even think she got a tentative name.
>>82636836
That one on the left is just a Cacturne.
You can't just do that.
You can't fuck a cacturne.
>>82637068
>You can't fuck a cacturne.
If people can fuck a cactus, they can fuck a cacturne
>>82637068
>You can't fuck a cacturne.
I see your game. Fine, I'll play along.
>>82636622
>>The main character has a lot of fanart
>>82627086
Main girl is best girl.
>>82627086
Goddamnit, why can't humans have hips like these?!
>>82639201
They would die.
>>82637068
>You can't fuck a cacturne.
just ask Elfdrago
>>82636243
>>82636460
>>82637068
>That one on the left is
The one on the left is pic related.
>>82627086
>Best girl is the only girl who still believes 2nd best girl isn't the worst girl
That's why she's the best girl
>>82639841
I thought it was her amazing charm and indefatigable purpose?
>>82640136
I'm so glad Shen didn't pick those awful hairstyles
For those yummy QC patreon $$$, shen decides this is the next schoolie to be added to the comic.
What do you do?
>>82640495
Not worry because that would never happen
>>82637068
Weaver has dedicated significant resources to sexualizing a cactus
>>82636622
Are hips a fetish
>>82640872
Hips are the best fetish.
>>82627086
I had no idea that I wanted these two to be a combo until now
Lonely girls adventures > lesbos adventures
>>82640950
In the Shen streams someone keeps saying amber is eventually gonna start hanging out with the lesbians exclusively because they're her only real friends. Maybe Violet will too.
>>82641058
Shen is streaming right now btw
>>82640306
>>82640872
calling hips a fetish is like calling "knows how to tie own shoes" a skill
>>82641268
They're not fit for her character, have you ever known a depressed person with a complicated hairstyle?
>>82641886
That one guy who sings about cocaine?
>>82640136
is lizard amethyst in the comic a lot?
>>82642021
She's had a couple strips, but she hasn't been in the spotlight since the last Halloween special.
>>82642021
>lizard amethyst
Leave.
>>82641411
>>82640921
>>82640872
No but MILF is definitely a fetish though
>>82642292
I hope we get those two in the next arc since this one seems like it's almost over.
>>82642609
Does Sally count as a milf despite having no kids?
>>82642661
You technically don't have to be a mother to be a MILF, so yeah.
>>82643128
That's wrong though. MILF is literally Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Being a mother is the entire point of a MILF. It's the only requirement.
>>82642520
It's true.
>>82635724
>Parker
>Works for a paper
>Species lizard has the Spider-man color scheme
Impressive.
>>82643187
That's the weird thing, though. As far as the dictionary goes, all you have to be an older woman and be sexually attractive. It's best to be a mother to be a MILF, but it's somehow not required.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/milf
>>82643253
you're just saying that because you think the body types are similar.
amythyst is a squat pudgy saggy thing that would fit in with goblins in LoTR.
Geraldine is of average height (compred to the other schoolies) and just happens to be thick.
>>82643385
>older woman
She's also only in her twenties if I remember right.
>>82643568
Lily got teen pregnant or something and she and Sally went to High School together
>>82627086
There's a school windmill?
>>82636621
>You'll never fight for justice with your cute scientist waifu
>>82641886
My sister's got clinical depression and always does the most elaborate stuff with her hair anyways.
>>82643487
She also doesn't have that disgusting hair lip
At first I didn't like Trixie's character design but after a while it grown on me.
Plus her pants and top make a lot more sense after seeing what she's based off of.
>>82644848
You mean the cleft lip? That's because we aren't diversity schoolie.
>>82646000
She's not one of my favorites, but I agree, I've grown to like her a lot more since introduction. Some of that might be a particular piece of fan art where she has a dilys Daki and is hopelessly subservient.
>>82647326
>Some of that might be a particular piece of fan art where she has a dilys Daki and is hopelessly subservient
Link?
>>82642292
Liska is a treasure
>>82647609
http://stealth-brock.tumblr.com/post/138701582804
>>82643487
that and the hair
>>82648682
Body types, hair, and both purple.
The comparison is shallow as fuck.
Quit trying to make any part of that show relevant here.
>>82639444
Well trips don't lie.
>>82643385
Isn't that just what a cougar is supposed to be?
>>82648906
>both purple
Not remotely. Her oldest outfit in the concept art is purple though. It was probably changed because they knew the Amethyst comparison would be drawn.
Rank your schoolie power levels. Not waifu tiers, I mean actual power levels of who could kick who's ass.
>>82652802
Violet, Lacey
Liska, Dilys
Camille
Everyone else
Belinda
>>82627086
I need a Camille bobble head ASAP.
>>82653073
I need a Camille ASAP
>>82655132
i think violet should start a videogame club and turn the webcomic about videogames
so i can post this comic on /v/
>>82655258
Saved this from the last thread. Now I can use it.
>>82636243
I still want goth scalie...
>>82655552
why did you hit someone wearing glasses?!
>>82656022
Because bully.
>>82656022
It was a means to an end.
>>82658472
>>82659176
>>82657632
The purest
>>82659176
Can someone edit this to not be fuckin terrifying?
>>82659362
How would you do that? Remove the shine and fill in the mouth?
>>82660633
The shine is gross yeah, and the weird mouth outline doesn't make much sense either.
The eyes also seem a bit lopsided, as well as the frills. And the pupils are off as well. And the eyelids are gross, maybe realistic or whatever but who cares. Cloaca are realistic.
>>82660896
Swear Im not on some kind of tirade against RAD here but also the mouth is crooked and the neck looks like Dr Seuss-tier. Most of these are easy fixes but I wonder how the neck could be redone without basically redrawing the entire picture.
>>82661005
I think the neck is the major kicker. It looks like something out of Earthworm Jim or Wild 9, with its shading pattern. I guess one could get rid of those pointed shadows to make it a single solid shadow, but that wouldn't straight-up fix the neck.
I'm not sure if I should get rid of all of the shine on Grizzelda's dress, or keep the bit around her bow and black band.
>>82661311
Looks fine as long as it's not on the skin.
Why would fabric shine? It's not exactly known for being smooth and glossy.
>>82635724
Huh, you can see how the artstyle changed into a more simplified, rounder one. The girls used to have somewhat distinctive head shapes, now they're all round.
>>82639685
Really? Man, those girls are really meh compared to the original reptiles.
>>82663831
Weren't a lot of the patreon designs done by committee by all the patreon supporters
>>82665007
I don't know what the process is, just that it results in bad unnecessary characters
>>82665237
If memory serves, the Patreon characters are Charlie, Iris, Calli, Wanda, and Lacey. Opinions on them vary, but at least they can all look cute enough in a dress.
>>82629854
Watch the classic movie, then watch Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein, and note that it's using the same props and set pieces.
>>82652971
>Faculty Weight Class
Lilac
Alice
Pepper
Sally
Lily
>>Student Weight Class
>Tokusatsu Tier
Lacey
Violet
Dilys
>Bad Bitch Tier
Liska
Geraldine
Trixie
Charlie
>Catfight Tier
Calli
Parker
Codie
Iris
Wanda
Amber
Ada
Teresa
>Lets-Not-And-Say-We-Did Tier
Belinda
Kay
Camille
Grizzelda
>>82643385
i thought when they were older/mature women they were called cougars and the milf part was exclusive to mothers.
>>82631802
Sarcastic lesbian lizard is my least favourite liz.
Giant purple is best girl.
>>82635425
That's how basket case's lure you into a false sense of security before they drop the crazy on your unsuspecting shit.
>>82667633
That's exactly it, but stupid people like to misuse words until they've lost all meaning.
>>82636621
why didn't my fucking head of IT wear figure-revealing sweaters and toeless kneesocks?
>>82667975
Because acid burns are anything but cute.
>>82668697
... what?
>>82668743
Going commando isnt good lab attire, is what I think he's saying.
>>82669446
>she's going to commando under the sweater
muh dick
>>82670378
nice filname
Nice. The thread survived the night for wednesday.
>>82671017
Let it die. We can have a new OP for tonight's update.
>>82667625
I would put Liska in the top tier too
>>82667113
She is my favorite.
>>82627086
>Hosting a comic on Tumblr
oh God why
>>82673923
>she goes commando
Best girl confirmed.
>>82674221
inorite
>>82655604
>>82670664
Ok let's come up with potential names for her.
>Lucretia, my reflection...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo
>>82674221
Itll be fixed just in time for actual reptilians to evolve.
Speaking of which, how much of this is bot pledges? He was around 350 last I checked.
>>82676462
I checked yesterday and he was at $400, so what the fuck.
>>82676228
Apparently she's a black girdled lizard, so I'm going to go the shitty pun route and say Gertrude.
>>82676740
Or we can go the latinid route and call her cordelia.
Guess who actually has a name, according to the archives? I'm down with a Polly polliwog.
SCALIE SCHOOLIE UPDATE!
>>82678560
Violet is so best.
>>82678560
>Violet actually and intentionally flaunting her strength
You go, girl.
>>82678560
I finally figured out why that hairstyle was so familiar.
>>82678560
I want to help Amber with her problems, but Violet does come first.
>>82678692
Her mom would be so proud.
>>82679322
Amber's problems will never be solved.
>>82679437
they can be solved with dick
>>82679491
Where is she going to find dick? She must have been hunting for it by now.
>>82679592
All the men got drafted to join the scale war. Deepest lore.
>>82679592
She hasn't because she goes to an apparent all girl's school.
>>82682501
http://i.imgur.com/7j1OFRZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/mp8dZyv.png
>>82682603
Both you?
>>82682870
No they're by http://thedigital-devil.tumblr.com/
>>82627086
This is going to sound stupid but i just realized there are no male characters
>>82678560
Unf, that Violet
>>82683332
>>82683332
NOT AGAIN
>>82669446
>IT
>Lab
>Acid
I don't think your IT is the same as my IT.
>>82684647
Yo, what's yo IT stand fo', where I iz, it's INCREDIBLY TIGHT, cuz dat be wut science is dawg.
>>82684759
what
>>82684794
I dunno, I'm bored.
>>82684647
Information technology?
Fun as this is, I'm hoping it doesn't devolve into Lesbians Everywhere.
>>82679592
I had Tiger Salamanders as a kid. Three of them. They lived for a very long time, pretty manageable to take care of, and were quite cute. I always found it odd how they have 4 toes on their front legs, but five toes in the hind legs.
>>82629854
I remember reading it when I was younger. For some weird reason I still cannot comprehend, the school library had it lying around where 10-year-olds could read it.
I'm not complaining personally, I loved that sort of thing.
>>82687749
Ada and Teresa are prominent enough that I don't think I'd mind if it went full-on lesbian fanservice.
>>82683332
oh snap!
>>82678560
>sure
Fucking shen pushing amber onto violet WHERE IS MY CHARLIE
>>82690552
I love the salty tears of butthurt Charliefags.
>>82690552
She's part of the mob, or crying into her Violet daki. Maybe both.
>>82692498
Upset_wojak.jpg