>Antman
>has the tech to grow as huge as an ant
giANT-MAN
giANTS
When he starts yelling he becomes rANT-MAN
If he doubted himself he'd be cANT-MAN
when he abuses his authority he's tyrANT-MAN
He likes to spend time watering flowers, like a plANT-MAN.
When he gets quippy he's bANT-MAN.
>>82594867
as huge as an ant
If he had pachyderm powers he's be elephANT-MAN!
if his suit was designed by committee he'd be elephANT MAN
Captain America: Ant-Man War
When he goes to a sporting event he becomes chANT-MAN
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>>82595188
Thanks ants.
Thants.
When he needs a disguise to work undercover in the Daily Bugle he becomes Betty BrANT-MAN
If he was snappy out witty he'd be elephANT-MAN
When he gets tired he becomes pANT-MAN
If the film was directed by David Lynch he'd be elephANT MAN.
>Hey Hank, listen, I just got a call from Captain America. I'm needed in Europe to help him escape something or other.
>Absolutely not, Scaht. The Ant-Man suit it not a toy. You can't just go around playing with your friends whenever you please
>But Hank, apparently Tony Stark is being a moron and Cap needs someone to pun-
>Say no more, Scaht. I have this new suit ready. I heard Stark is ashamed of being short, so this one is gonna have a surprise.
>I don't know, Hank, I don't usually like surprises.
>It's gonna transform you into a special breed of Ant to mock him for being short. Jan bred them herself long ago. They are called the Jai.
36 hours later
>Oh I get it,Jai-AntOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
>>82594867He might want to see his daughter after the events of Civil War, but he cAN'T-MAN
If he couldn't read a thread to see if someone has already made a joke he would be elephANT MAN
if he was an elephant he'd be elephANT man
if only his nose changed size he'd be elephANT MAN
You how he knows your gay? Because he knows that you won't resist his hands in your pANTs-MAN
>>82595301
if he had a nose, he could put his trunk in your pANTS because he'd have an elephANT nose
If he wants a soft drink he becomes fANTa-MAN
If Black Panther invented the suit in Africa where elephants come from he'd have big ears and be elephANT MAN!
best thread
>>82595358
nice
if he worked in tech support he'd be indian elephANT MAN
... making trunk calls
When he plays New Vegas he always stocks up on the sneak magazine ¡la fANToMA!N!!!
>>82594867
If he were more flexible he'd be pliANT-MAN
If Captain America was a girl he'd be Captain ERICA
If he was a large mammal that populated the sub-Saharan Africa, South Asia, and Southeast Asia regions, he would be elephANT MAN
>>82595421
9 out of 11
If marisa tomei had a sex change she'd be AuNT-MAN
and still fuckin hot
Why do elephANTS have big ears?Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
He has the power to make everyone else in the world the size of an ant.
If he was your mom he would be elephANT-MAN
if he contracted pulminory tuberculosis with the common result of a gray pallor, while simultaneously developing sepsis with the accustomary coarsening of the epidermis, all while experiencing a giganticism in one or more of his organs he would become elephANT MAN
After reading Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals, he became kANT-MAN
Why did dinosaurs go extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
ANTS
when he says he can't do something, he shall become shANT-MAN
When he gets tired he becomes pANT-MAN
>>82595142
Shit the fuck up Boco and be a silANT-Man
If Ant-Man were Spanish, he'd be Hombre-Hormiga
>>82595775
Hombre doesn't mean man
>>82594867
If he suddenly went on a long tangent about different types of ants...
ANT RANT MAN
If the sequel gets bad reviews he's gonna write a rANT-MAN
If Ant-Man was at a theme park, he'd buy some ElephANT ears
If Ant-Man had one leg shorter than the other, he'd be slANT-Man
>>82595791
Yes it does. It can mean both: Men and Man.
If he gave out scholarships he'd be grANT-MAN
In certain regions he is contused with AUNT-MAN
If he suffered serious brain trauma, he'd be a plANT-MAN
I wish Japan made a cartoon about him, we could call it ANTnime.
>>82595791
Google trANlaTe sucks MAN
If he was raised in the jungle by Hathi he'd be elephANT MAN!
>>82595775
>tfw the spic's name was Luis instead of ANTonio.
If he floated in water he'd be buoyANT-Man
>>82595943
>tfw Tony's first name is ANThony
if he ate lots of buns he'd be elephANT MAN
When he gives out gifts he's sANTa-MAN
If he went on game shows he'd be contestANT-MAN
>>82595946
oh man, you just opened a can of adjectives for everyone.
If Ant-Man were a standup comedian, he'd be antidepressANT-man
>>82595964
>tfw tony fuggin spiderMAN's AUNT.
>this thread
Thank you, /co/
If he was stretching for lame puns chiefly employing his proboscis to grasp them he'd be elephANT MAN.
If he handled Pyms finances he'd be accountANT-MAN
>>82596011
ANTHONY STARK
FUCKING SPIDER-MANS AuNT
IN THEIR ApartmeNT
If he was gonna hold a backyard barbecue he'd probably need to bring some repellANT-MAN
If he was full of himself he would be arrogANT MAN
>>82596011
MAN-ANT
If his suit only made parts of his body grow and it made him look really deformed he'd be the elephANT MAN
>>82596043
if Pym smacked his wife in the current year he'd had to go to court as a defendANT for his crime, MAN
>>82596028
way to ruin the flow like a lumbering pachiderm trampling on a budding flower similar to an elephANT MAN!
>>82596058
ANT nothing wrong with that.
If he's out working for too long he'll need to put on some deodorANT-MAN
>>82596092
elephANT disease
>>82595246
If turning small makes him super strong because it compresses his human strength into the small size of an ant, shouldn't Giant Man be a complete pussy because he only has the strength of a human expanded into a larger mass?
>>82595188
>>82597268
PYM PORTICALS
>>82597268
He became slow instead.
It's like min-maxing in an RPG or a video game. You can put points into Size, Speed, and Strong.
Being small puts points from size into speed and strength. Going big tanks speed.
>>82595542
he has the high ground
he is a big guy
Scott Lang was an ordinary cat burglar
Until one day he burgled the house of Hank Pym
There, he found a suit that gives him the power to be the sister of every parent on Earth
Scott Lang is...Aunt-Man.
>>82595879
>>82598111
Please keep all discussion relevANT
I have no idea what's going on
If he wore less clothing he'd be scANT-MAN.
>>82598199
Only slightly related but it AiNT half bad.
If Scott tried to take over the Twilight Realm in the Legend of Zelda, he'd be zANT-MAN
If he posted in this thread he'd be a participANT-MAN
If he had control over ants he'd..... Wait, give me a minute I'll think of something
>>82599005
thes ant puns are getting real scANT, MAN
If he were asian he would be Slant-Man
>>82598331
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope!
ant a man
If he was trying to be healthier, he'd be antioxidANT-MAN
If he was an expect mother, he'd be pregnANT-MAN
If he wasn't sure if he wanted to help Captain America, he'd be reluctANT-MAN
If he was an Agents of SHIELD season 1 villain, he'd be clairvoyANT-MAN
If he helped you balance your budget, he'd be accountANT-MAN
If he was effeminate, he'd be flamboyANT-MAN
If he was Tony Stark, he'd be arrogANT-MAN but brilliANT-MAN
If he was bad for the environment, he'd be pollutANT-MAN
If his suit was empty, he'd be vacANT-MAN
>>82594867
>has the tech to grow as huge as an ant
If an ant was THIS big!
>>82595262
Savage.
Anyone got the webm from the grow scene?
>>82595343
Could he beat Lapis?
>>82594867
>Antman is powerful because the suit makes him small while maintaining his mass, making him hundreds of times more dense.
>Suit makes does the opposite and makes him LARGE
>He's powerful because...
>???
>>82605275
The effects of Pym particles aren't a simple dial. Think of size, mass and strength as the dimensions of a vector. Theoretically someone could get powers from Pym particles that don't affect size at all.
Even in the movie, the "space inside atoms" explanation is a lie and mass is created or destroyed constantly.
It just works.
>>82605378
>Hank carries a tank on his keychain
>A tank that has the same number of atoms as the full size tank
>Because...
I know it's just wizard did it, but it's such a glaring hole with their explanation that I love poking at it.
That said, as an explanation for ant man itself, I really like it. It makes sense kind of.
If he was in the Pokemon universe he'd be DurANT-Man
>>82605378
Pym Magic Science.
>>82605808
If he were a kiss-up, he'd be sycophANT-MAN
After getting his plastic surgeons licensure, he was implANT-MAN
>>82595262
Can't he though? Just go visit her in the suit.
What is going to happen? Ex call the cops on him? Army show up? Just shrink down and walk away, or, alternatively, kick the shit out of them.
>>82605923
If he got killed off for real just to spite Fox, he'd be mutANT-MAN.
>>82605727
If he was from the Johto Region he'd be DonphANT-MAN
>>82605964
More like bend over to Fox. They gave up on him.
>>82605902
>sycophANT-MAN
Spidey
>>82595246
I swear, if you had Carlos there I'd punch you but since you didn't I actually got a giant giggle instead.
>>82596004
DOUBLE THE ANTS
Vision, load up Giant-Man please.
>this entire thread
I love you /co/, never change.
I'm going to follow this Ant home...
Kill his whole Family...
>>82594867
>/co/ doesn't read comics
color me surprised
>>82594867
You're not my aunt, man.
>>82605808
>>82605849
>>82605923
>>82605961
>>82594867
"If an ant was THIS big!"
>>82610166
Hm, hm, hm!
