Hey /co/, my daughter at the hospital in the ICU. Can we have a feels thread about kids and superheroesplease ;_;?
>>82588268
>>82588441
It somehow loses its punch as a single image
>>82588441
Thanks
>>82588505
I diagree. It hit me right in the feels
>>82588441
It's exploitative, but it gets me every time.
>>82588505
Not entirely surprising. Good writers play off the beats of the page turn. You lose that in a single image.
>>82588441
POST THE REAL ENDING REEEEEEEE
>>82588441
God I hate "the little matchgirl" and any of its variations.
>>82589196
That argument loses all meaning when you remember that these two fight criminals and supervillains almost daily. You don't need to fight drunks in a bar when, come tomorrow, you're gonna be up to your ass in Sentinels or some shit.
>>82589226
Wait? What was the real ending?
>>82589162
>There's a numbskull here on /co/ who draws their comics as huge vertical images.
>They even call them "beats", missing the whole point of story beats.
Some people, I swear.
>>82589291
There isn't one.
Anon is trying to express his despair via memes.
>>82589239
Why? It's pretty heartwarming. Only story that truly got me when I was a child.
>>82589372
>heartwarming
>the girl dies
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>>82589393
Doesn't she go to heaven or something at the end?
>>82588441
Don't do this to me, man...
OP, that's a weird way to ask for a Clarissa thread
>>82588268
hope she gets better OP
>>82589426
>yay she went to heaven
>after slowly dying of frostbite and malnutrition unloved and in a dark alley
i know my heart is warmed
Here's a feel
>>82589874
She was released instead of continuing to suffer. Hans would think you're a monster.
>>82589910
Ghost Bens ruin it.
>>82589943
It being about Johnny ruins it. Since he wasn't even gone that long.
>>82589943
How does he ruin it?
>>82589943
Anon, the other face is Johnny Storm. The entire story is about the two losing their uncles.
>>82589993
Yea but he was sucked into a world ruled by an evil dude with an army waiting for him. That was like a 99% chance guarantee his ass was dead.
>>82590043
He technically was, but him becoming its ruler by extraneous bullshit takes all the sting away.
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>>82589291
He means the edition where it all goes right. The real ending, for those that don't like seen kids day of coldness and hunger.
If I had it on me I would post it.
>>82588268
I am really sorry to hear that OP.
I don't have anything good on me, but know that some anon, somewhere, is hoping for the best.
Have a page to cheer up a bit.
>>82589943
You're right, he should be telling him to kill them all.
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>>82588441
Everytime and I still get teary
>>82588268
>be an adult
>take on the responsibility of caring for a child
>child has major emergency
>decide to spend time on 4chan
I willingly refuse to reproduce because I'm well aware I'm not fit to be a parent and lack the skills and maturity as well be genetically predisposed to infertility and overall genetic mayhem -- yet someone like you has a kid.
This fuckin' universe.
>>82589910
Woah dude mark brooks has improved, i found his art on the ultimate annual and skin deep kinda iffy
>>82590165
> seen kids day of coldness and hunger.
Jesus, I didn't notice I had that much to drink
>>82590249
He's probably siting in the waiting room shitting himself man, when my little brother ended up in the icu I sat around in that waiting room for fucking hours. It was paralyzing.
>>82590249
I mean, there's a decent chance the dude's just in a waiting room and on his phone.
>>82590392
I love how everyone posts this image, because it really is damn good, but if you read the whole story he actually manages to fix the root of the problem as Bruce Wayne too and give people a lot more hope.
>>82590392
>Break the circle of violance
>coming from the guy who became a violent vigilante who has created half of his rouges gallery
>>82590392
Batman arkham dindus
>>82590500
whatever happened to Cammi anyways
>>82590705
IIRC she left in a spaceship with Skreet(?) And was never seen again
>>82590705
This is the last we saw of her from Annihilation.
She later got picked up for Avengers Arena years later, and made a lot of dumb decisions. At the end of Hopeless' awful comics, she flew off into space.
She actually just came back with Pip the Troll and someone else as Bounty Hunters trying to capture Drax.
>>82590200
This is canon
I would post that one Peter Parker: Spider-Man issue but I'm sure it would trigger the mongoloids of 4chan.
>>82590392
Please for the loaf of everything thats good. Source?
>>82590444
>Deadpool giving a motivational speech
am I in fucking crazy land
>>82591147
reddit pls go
>>82591147
No, you're just a huge newfag who hasn't read anything of Deadpool.
>>82591147
He does them all the time now. I think they're making it a running shtick that he's good with kids.
>>82591159
I've seen this around a few times, where's it from?
>>82591264
I believe it's X-men: God Loves, Man Kills.
Or something similar. I could be wrong.
>>82590249
He's probably in the waiting room impotent with nothing to do that wait
>>82590200
What really happens.jpg
>>82591499
It was nice of Namor to come by for the trip.
>>82591619
Imperius Rex
>>82590249
Okay fuck you edge lord
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>>82590313
this is literally me. All of the women around me are fucking crying and there isn't shit I can do. It IS paralyzing. I needed something to take my mind off of things.
>>82591735
What happened?
>>82591735
>I needed something to take my mind off of things.
So you ask for a feels thread? You should have made a funny thread.
>>82590940
Fuck it, I'll post it anyway.
For context, this isn't the real Spider-Man, it's the kid's imaginary friend.Also yes, those are some really fucking black names
1/3
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2/3
>>82591850
3/3
>>82591850
>Kid has a fucking stupid name
Too real.
>>82591774
I have no idea what caused it but the end result was respiratory distress. We have a smoke free home and we keep it clean and childproofed. She's only a year old and that was too young to test for asthma and allergies
>>82591808
Take my mind off of things, yet keep me in the moment. If that makes sense.
Does anyone have the page of "Are you spider-man's mom" with the little girl?
>>82591968
>She's only a year old
Jesus fucking Christ
>>82591850
>Lafronce
Come on, this can't be real
>>82592120
It's not, it's a comic book, silly.
Godbless, OP.
>>82591879
> You will never be secret Cool Babysitter to half the kids in New York as Spider-Man
>>82591850
>the kid says "no more" instead of "No mo"
Bullshit
>Lafronce
Really nigga?
>big men don't hug each other when parting
I hugged the shit out of my brother who left for Canada for years
>>82591879
>Only now just realized people don't know what race spiderman is
Wow. Negroes could think he is black and Asians might think he's Asian.
>>82591126
Batman: War on Crime
Great read if you need a break from JOKER and GRIM AND GRITTY and DO YOU BLEED.
>>82592097
I do!
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>>82591879
It feels like something is missing.
>>82591879
Was it really okay to publish Peter wearing blackface? Even to make a kid feel good about his skin? Can I wear blackface to cosplay as Matthew Morales? Is that acceptable too?
>>82590249
And what do you propose he do? Barge in there and shake every doctor in the hospital and yell at them to fix his child? That's gonna do two things : jack and shit.
Maybe next time realize you're not really on any sort of moral high horse.
>>82592387
Ultimate Peter was one of my favorite Peters, one thing Bendis did right.
>>82592460
You nimrod. The kid idealised spidey to be like him.
>>82592321
Thank you very much, you kind person.
>>82592460
I feel like Peter Parker wearing bad blackface underneath the spidey mask to make a kid feel better is a great idea. Like he has his heart in the right place but it's a very bad idea
>>82592501
So the little niglet is so deluded he saw Peter as black?
>>82592575
Peter isn't there. The kid is imagining Spidey coming and talking to him because he's scared.
>>82592575
there was no spiderman there is just his imagination a form to represent what spiderman mean to all the children in new york
>>82592501
The kid himself is a representation of the huge number of people who have a similar situation to Peter's.
>>82590474
Part of Batman's secret skill set is that he's also a good lawyer, if you look at frame 3 he's not just saying "break the cycle of violence" his language specifically refers to a specific cycle of violence. Hence "you can break the cycle of violence *that took them*".
>>82592619
Who would win in a court of law? Matt Murdock or Bruce Wayne? For that matter, who's a better lawyer between Matt and Jen?
Good luck, OP.
>>82592679
I feel like there should be a comic about Matt and Jen facing off in the courts.
>>82588268
I sincerely hope that with your daughter recovers well, are moments like these that remind me we read comics, to remind us that we must be strong and have hope
Sorry for the shitty wuality on the first few
>>82592614
Woah deep
>>82593067
Wait isn't he an adult?
>>82592614
So its a justification to make morales spiderman. The vulnerable ethnics,the negros and the mexican needed to see spiderman as their own ethnicity to have someone closer to them to look up to?
>>82593208
You don't know Captain Marvel?
>>82593227
See, just what I said would happen. Triggered mongoloids, the lot of you. Tumblr would be proud.
>>82593254
>that moment when Superman thinks you're a pedo
>>82593443
Jay Garrick though Billy was a pedo because he like Stargirl
>>82592261
Masked heros are truly everyman's heros
>>82593489
Would it be ok for captain marvel to have sex with a 13 yo?
>>82593537
>Hopeless
Get fucked faggot
>>82593537
Wait, Spider-Woman is getting mother advice from...the woman who had a psychic time travel rape baby?
>>82593227
This is exactly why anon didn't want to post that comic
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>>82593707
It's backwards to what you're going through I guess, but it's nice. I hope your kid pulls through.
Incoming 1/7
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7/7 I will never forgive /co/ for telling me Reign was bad.
Also, I hope your little girl gets better soon OP.
>>82593898
Is this Superior Foes?
>>82593938
It's Untold Tales of the Punisher
;_;
>>82590905
>She actually just came back with Pip the Troll and someone else as Bounty Hunters trying to capture Drax.
Been meaning to read that, because it sounds more like the kind of thing I wanted from that character.
>>82588441
Required listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce-FlDz5sIQ
>>82592575
People don't see any part of Spider-Man usually. He imagined that the person behind the mask was Black. He doesn't know "Peter" exists.
>>82593371
lel
>>82591968
We're sorry to hear that, OP. All I can really offer is the knowledge that we're rooting for her to get better soon.
>>82593016
Sauce on this story?
>>82594409
Superman/Shazam: First Thunder
>>82588268
Does Live action/MCU count?
Kinda imagining the Cap going out to do this.
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>>82593605
what?
>>82594744
>>82594758
fin
What about spiderman makes he so likable?
He seems so good in these
>>82593898
you could make Mac and Cheese without milk it won't taste as good but you can use water
>>82594781
He's an everyman.
>>82594781
Because he's not a billionaire, or a super powerful alien or a god.
He's just a kid who with the attributes of a spider
>>82594850
>Making Mac and Cheese with no milk
I'd rather starve desu
>Still no power of hope story time, but batfaggots linked the Alex Ross Bat story instead.
I gotta go, someone get that shit started.
>>82590249
>Be a shitposter on 4chan.
>Doesn't have a girlfriend because of adolescence.
>See anon with a kid in a dark place.
>Essentially call him an autist for your self esteem.
This fuckin' universe.
>>82590249
You didn't realise how shitty a thing to say this was over the maybe teo minutes it took you to write that comment, choose a picture, and post it
This fuckin universe, man
>>82590249
shit son sounds like you should willing refuse to post
>>82590249
>trashes someone in a thread on a Mongolian knitting forum
>has no idea the circumstances or struggles he is going through
It doesn't matter that you're deciding not to have kids, I doubt any female would willingly reproduce with an actual physical form of cancer
This fucking universe, man
>>82590249
>>82594255
>It sounds to me like it will hurt you more if you don't tell
>Trust me kid, I can beat you up way harder than Judy can
>>82592679
Pheniox Wright
>>82593927
She ain't the kids mom
>>82592501
I though it was his dad or something, i never quite understood the ending
>>82594255
Is spider man gunna have to slap a Rapist
>>82592387
Goddamn, this whole arc always makes me cry, it's more meaningful because i think you actually can see peter save her from the fire in one of the first issues
>>82596123
Nah, he took the kid to his parents party after telling him about how he was molested too. I assume the parents reported that girl to the police or something
Fuck. Reading all these Superman strips make me sad thinking about what Snyder did to him in the movies.
>>82590200
That seriously looks like a Magneto flying pose under Namor's hand
>>82593533
Think of how many Superheroes are completely covered however. Spiderman is one of the really fucking rare ones where every part of him is covered. Even Batman's lower jaw is shown.
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>>82591159
Magneto was right
Flatscans deserve to die!
>>82594942
>Zoom shirt
>fell down some stairs
I wonder who it was?
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>>82596404
Well considering Magneao is a hero I wouldnt be surprised
>>82596538
One day I shall have this framed
>>82588441
Will Leah be brought back by DEAD NO MORE?
>>82596168
Well i'm all for not giving JJ a "Spider Man beats innocent woman" headline but man does that still urk me
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>>82596407
You're just living in the worng country mate
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>>82594889
Thought you said "attitude of a spider", and I went to a dark place.
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>>82593409
Superman's jelly.
>>82596337
Same. Superman used to be intelligent and thoughtful. Now he's a fucking bonehead. I fucking hate Snyder.
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>>82588268
Is she in the Pykabu ICU?
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>>82590124
>You can do anything you want... But all you want to do is help people.
Literally the best way to sum up Supes.
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>>82597426
>your wife's daughter
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>>82596566
>a hero
>still not an Avenger
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>>82597553
>Avengers
>Worthy of Magneto
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>>82597632
Wew
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>>82597762
Thanks for storytiming this anon
>>82597783
Oh lawd, here comes the waterworks
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>>82597803
De nada mane
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>>82597970
Done, I hope your daughter comes out safely OP!
>>82590249
yeah with all that medical training he's got going on why isn't he in there working on his little girl oh wait even if he did have that training he wouldn't be doing that shit.
Fuck you faggot, fuck you with a roman candle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wArmHSPIvlQ
Not sure if this counts, but what the heck, this trailer give me feels.
>>82590249
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>82589406
FUCK YOU OZON LAYER!
>>82589239
>God I hate "the little matchgirl" and any of its variations
>this includes the fucking hogfather
educate yourself, anon
>>82598540
To be fair, the Hogfather was all about how that story and other traditional Christmas stories could be a bit bollocks.
>>82592261
I think Pete's suit has been torn to shreds enough times that it should be pretty obvious Spidey isn't black, at the very least. Especially considering it's a plot point in Spider-Man, Miles' new book, that his costume being torn and showing off his skin gets an SJW vlogger to start idolizing "POC Spider-Man."
>>82597995
Wonderful read, i actually liked it more than superman peace on earth, thanks anon
