Why does he wear clothes /co/?
Probably so the actor doesn't go crazy.
Ooo bee doo
He wanna be like you ooo ooo
To give the make-up crews a break.
I kinda like it, it looks so awkward which makes sense given he's a robot trying to be human. I know he's not a robot but he kinda is.
>>82585592
TELL ME ABOUT VISION
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SWEATER
Why wouldn't he?
>>82585592
Because he's already too similar to Dr. Manhattan as is.
It's straight from the comics.
>>82585592
To feel more human.
>>82585639
Shut up spider man
>>82585592
Isn't one of the visions big things that he wants to be human?
Wearing a metallic version of a spandex suit and a cape is probably not the best way to emulate humans.
>>82585592
Because he's trying to fit in, duh
>>82585675
Fuck off Scarlet bitch
>>82585592
Does there always need to be a reason? Can't a guy just enjoy a good sweater?
>>82585592
Literally to contrast with Dr. Manhattan.
>>82585767
That is a comfy looking sweater. Where do you think he bought it?
>>82585592
Daddy? Why did you paint your face?
It's to hide his robo-hardon for Scarlet & BW.
>>82585592
To cover his embarrassingly small flash drive?
>>82585592
probably part of the jarvis personality
People keep calling Vision a robot or an android but he wasn't ever really that in the original comics.
He was a synthetic person. He had organs and blood and all that, it was just not organic. He didn't have wires and motherboards and CPUs and stuff.
Of course writers like Bendis forgot, never knew, or just didn't care and made Tony Stark rebuild Vision with "spare parts"
>>82586049
to be fair that goes back to the shit about how he's kind of the original Human Torch
>>82585592
because he wants to fit in
also >>82585632
>>82585592
He wants to impress his waifu with his cool fashion sense.
>>82585592
What, you just want him to run around naked? Peter Parker is just a kid, you sick fuck.
>>82585632
Man, people used to do more makeup for way less profit.
>>82586049
No, fuck you, he was a robot that cried. He thought he was hot shit but he was a fucking beep boop beep robot at the end of the day and his children are fucking fake figments of a crazy woman's mind.
He should embrace is robotness, it pisses me off seeing a robot try and pretend they're something they aren't.
because he is a cisgendered fucker.
>>82587591
Fuck OFF Byrne!
>>82585639
The Vision is actually a synthezoid, not a robot.
t. autist
Did anyone else notice that when he was flying he was always a little see-through, and there was a bit of a green shimmer effect on his body textures? Then, whenever he was going super-dense, there was a sort of frosty, metallic pattern that spread across him?
They did a much, much better job at getting across what his powers are than Whedon did. I loved how Witch's way of subduing him was to kick his super-density mode into overdrive.
>>82587995
I noticed and I loved it. I think giving him human like eyes, w/ iris and pupil, as opposed to just yellow globes was a mistake, but I loved everything else about him.
I love Vision's design but if he's wearing clothes and emulating Asgardians, why doesn't he morph into a more human looking skin?
>>82585592
Oh he doesn't. Those are just holographic projections.
>>82585871
Macy's I'd guess
I hope Thanos doesn't kill my flying red baby.
I hope someday him and Tony find a way to isolate the gem in a container while Vision can run on some other energy
He wants to be human
They're the best.
>>82585592
>>82590037
>Byrne
For those of you out there who don't know, anything John Byrne wrote for Vision should be taken with a grain of salt. He fucking hated the character and felt he should just be like a HAL 9000, "DOES-NOT-COMPUTE" style robot rather than the weird, trying to be as human as possible character that Vision had been in the prior years.
Vision had been an emotional, very sympathetic and empathetic guy and Byrne just wiped him clean, gave him a robotic speech bubble and removed all color from him.
>>82585592
Why wouldn't he? He's an artificial man and the green is his costume. He usually wears his costume under his casual clothes like other heroes.
>>82587929
He told me he was a robot
>>82590037
Wanda, why are you picking up your cape and showing off your ass to the viewers.
>>82590242
The cape can't even hide that ass!
>>82589860
> tfw they both actually read the comics.
> tfw Dat gap.
>>82585618
Underrated post
>>82585592
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the clothes
>>82586049
>>82586063
He was created using a machine that weaves synthetic biological material. He is a human made out of metal.
>>82590242
I just see him as Iceman or Silver Surfer here desu.
>>82591182
It was a common thing for caped characters to be drawn holding their capes like that when drawn from behind. I guess it just looks better than a solid expanse of fabric.
>>82592263
I seem to remember that as being sort of a Vision specific thing
>>82592484
Wow, Nimrod used to be a huge nerd.
>>82585592
Did he get distracted because Wanda wakes up his robotic libido?
>>82588070
Nah, he needs the eyes. They humanize him, showing the intelligence and desire for belonging beneath the inhuman exterior. Plus, if you look closely you can tell his pupils are more like lenses; they don't look quite human.
>>82592053
>He was created using a machine that weaves synthetic biological material
No? That's the movie origin.
Comic Vision is a duplicate of the Human Torch created by Immortus that Ultron modified.
>>82591288
>they both actually read the comics
tok pek
>>82585592
It's a smart move if you're trying to fit in. He probably went out of his way to get a dick too. He's going to need it if he's going to give Scarlet Witch some demon babies from the third circle of hell.
>>82586502
>>82586502
That's cool and all but often times all that make-up can huge strain for the actor themselves. Just applying the face probably takes hours, and can cause issues with their skin. Hell that's the entire reason why Alan Cumming never came back as Nightcrawler after X-men 2, and the new guy's make-up is a hell of a lot less intense.
>>82585733
Rude.
>>82585592
Because it's the law. Also because robots look so much better wearing clothes.
>>82585592
Why do you wear clothes OP?
>>82585592
I forget which scene, but there is one where Wanda has a magazine on the table near her, there is a guy in similar clothing on it. Implied that she was reading it, Vision saw her reading it, and thus he is wearing this because he assumed she was attracted to the men wearing those clothes.
Notice how whenever she goes to sleep or isn't around he isn't wearing clothing, except the last scene where he is contemplating her absence.
Vision wants to fit in with the humans.
>>82594439
And why Ron Perlman didn't want to do Hellboy 3 until a change of heart that was several years too late.
>>82585592
They are comfy and easy to wear.
Also, got to look dapper when Wanda's around.
>>82595444
>They are comfy and easy to wear.
>Also, got to look dapper when Wanda's around.
Wanda looks like his goth daughter on this scene :)
Vision's development as a character will probably lead him to the unique position where he won't be able to lift Mjolnir but be happy with it.
>>82585592
To look less like a goddamn robot around his waifu.
>>82595974
he definitely browses /r9k/.
he can't post because of the captcha, though.
>>82593484
And we're discussing the MCU incarnation so his comic origin is out the window right now.
>>82585618
>Ooo bee doo
>He wanna be like you ooo ooo
WHERE'S THE CHORUS, FUCKFACE?
IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THE CHORUS.
So Vision is gonna die at age 3.
That's actually pretty sad.
>>82585961
It's average you jerk.
>>82587929
>t. _________
Is this the new shitty thing that will go for months and months without being explained to me until one day I find its origin and go "That's it? You started a meme over THAT?" and get even more annoyed--not less--that I continue to see it after knowing?
>>82595434
Vision wants to fit in Wanda.
>>82585592
Ayyy
>>82596050
I wonder if at night he just phased into her room and spent hours and hours floating, just watching her sleep like a creep.
>>82596517
"I'm a Jew"
>>82596517
In the movie she implied that it wasn't the first time he did the phase into the room thing.
>>82596568
He wants to cuddle her, like many of us.
>>82585592
You know how in Age of Ultron Vision grows a cape because he looks at Thor's and thinks it looks cool? And you know how in Civil War he just phases through walls and enters rooms without knocking first or anything? He phased into Cap's bathroom while he was taking a shower, awkwardly looked him up and down, then grew a penis. And that is why the Vision wears clothes.
>>82596443
It's a reference to that blue site that beings with T that's a bannable offense to mention.
More /pol/, /r9k/ retardation.
>>82590242
You know I'd kind of like it if when Thanos takes the mind gem from Vision it drains his color and makes him in to the Byrne version of the character. but thats just me.
>Why doesn't Zemo wear the mask?>Was Tony killing the audio feed, Falcon actually telling Tony, and Tony showing up mostly-alone part of your plan?
>>82596657
> He becomes Mono-Vision.
> Wanda is sad.
> Natasha reassures her, "look on the bright side, he can still pound you into next week, that's what matters."
Since Wanda's powers don't seem to be flat-out reality warping in the MCU, how are they gonna explain away a robot full of sperm?
>Killer android wants to build a perfect new synthetic killing machine body
>But makes sure it can jizz everywhere
Really, how will they explain him knocking Wanda up?
>>82596856
>implying
He already blew his chances pham.
>>82596656
I got it from Finnish posters on /hoc/
>>82596656
Idiot,
>t. (something)
means
>Regards, (something)
in Finnish.
>>82596856
Dude, everything about wanda and the vision is considered fucking stupid and most comic creatives were skeeved out by it.
I honestly don't care and I"m pretty sure no one who is into the movies cares about vision and scarlet witch being an item either.
>>82596856
He won't. Their love will be the purest thing you have ever seen.
"A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts."
;_;
>>82596856
Vision assimilates some Von Neumann self-replication hardware that can interface with stuff on a molecular level, "stuff" such as DNA in an ovum.
>>82595713
I would love this, would be such a nice moment.
>>82596856
Vision could ask Wonderman or even Chthon to help out.
>>82596881
I thought they were all out of prison? They showed all the unconscious guards at the end of the film.
>>82585592
Why wouldn't a humanoid robot wear clothes?
>>82597000
This would be something I'd pay to see. Especially since I think Fillion would really help sell a scene where a hyper-advanced robot comes and basically wants to have a movie star made of pure energy knock his wife up.
>>82596958
This sounds like the most plausible answer. "Nanomachines" has been a viable answer to many a good sci-fi problem for years now.
>>82597016
She's dead inside now, nothing will fix that.
>>82597000
A literal robo cuck
>>82596856
>Since Wanda's powers don't seem to be flat-out reality warping in the MCU, how are they gonna explain away a robot full of sperm?
Sperm bank. If he constructs a functioning apparatus, he can just fill up the tank, as it were.
Goddamn nerds never go with the simple and obvious solution.
> Wanda has a connection via mind gem.
> Wanda is the only human he can relate to because she is on the same level as him.
> They are both outsiders not viewed as humans.
> He feels empathy for her.
>>82597085
Also he can make his dick any size or shape. What other boy can she be DP'd by?
>>82596657
I would be ok with this
>>82597105
Quicksilver already gave her orgasms in less than 1 second.
He won't be able to beat that.
She might even fall asleep while doing it.
>>82597202
>Quicksilver already gave her orgasms in less than 1 second
You've never been with a woman have you? Over-stimulation is a real thing.
>>82597226
less than 1 second sounds like under-stimulation to me.
>>82597226
>>82597226
And multiple orgasms
Can someone give me a break down of who/what Vision is in the comics?
All I can gather is
Ultron made him, but he was actually the old Human Torch from the 40s, so Ultron didn't make him. Ultron needed the original inventor to alter Human Torch's face...and Wonder Man is involved somehow...
And then its retconned that Human Torch and Vision were never the same guy in the first place...
>>82597226
> Quicksilver
> Not Quickwhiter
>>82597058
>>82596881
I wonder if they taught her something in that prison.
>>82597406
Fuck no
>they're heroes
>there's 24/7 surveillance
>she's crazy dangerous
>everyone else would see
>>82597344
Ultron one day decided to make a robot
He used the human torch's remains at first but later they said he used back up parts for the human torch
He then made a copy of wonderman's mind and put it into the vision robot.
And since wonderman was banging scarlet witch like a screen door in a hurricane at the time vision also wanted some of that crazy witch broads red hair topped strange.
She's also crazy as fuck and made herself pregnant with her magic powers...kinda. I don't know the avengers could get absolutely fucking retarded.
>>82585915
Paul Bettany's daugther was upset after the shootin for AoU was done because "wanted purple daddy back"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0PHJXsR9U4
There's something about Vision that is so weird, I feel like he only half fits into the MCU; I like the guy, but he always seems slightly out of place, just a little too high concept.
>>82597506
fucking Kilgrave playing his hijinx.
>>82597561
Yeah, he's a bit out of place until they go cosmic.
Although it kind of makes it easier to push the whole "not human" thing. Uncanney valley is a good place for him.
I like how they made him slightly redder and less purple in this movie, though.
>>82596657
It would probably be a little more complicated than that. I would expect him to need to be plugged to an arc reactor or two to keep him alive.
>Wanda tries to give him mouth to mouth to keep him breathing.
>It only works because she's fueling him with her power long enough for stark to jury rig an arc reactor for him.
>>82597344 see >>82593484
>>82597707
They sign their contracts in sixes, right? Scarlet Witch and Vision are going to be around after IW?
>>82595516
Vision knows she's into Dilfs.
>>82597775
Who knows.
Stan is in contract for 9 movies, Chris for 6, RDJ was for 3 and they extended the contract.
>>82597495
>back up parts for the human torch
How did they pull that off when issues 134 and 135 of Avengers give a detailed and very exact account of where the Human Torch body that Ultron stole came from?
>>82597698
>he's a bit out of place until they go cosmic.
Isn't Infinity War 2 confirmed for being mostly in space?
>>82589860
mfw shes gonna have to kiss paul bettany eventually
>>82597923
That will be three MCU guys she's made out with.
>>82597707
> Instead of giving in to her emotions and lashing out at Thanos she focuses on saving Vision, holding onto the good in herself.
> Her Chaos Magic keeps him alive long enough for Tony to make a new body/power source perhaps also using Simon Williams.
> btw When she fights Thanos a fuckton of suppressed rage spews out.
>>82597775
Sebastian Stan signed on for nine.
>>82597946
whos the other one?
>>82594439
I know the actress who played Zhaan on farscape had to quit (and get her character killed off) because all the blue makeup was giving her kidney problems.
>>82598151
Quicksilver and Thanos.
>>82598162
shes just gonna fuck thanos into submission.
IW 2 is just a 3 hour sex tape.
>>82598162
When did she kiss Brolin... oh... oh no
>>82586049
technically, an android is just an artificial human form.
>>82598236
That sex scene in Oldboy.
>>82597495
>Human Torch
Still disappointed we didn't get to see Jim and Steve burning nazis and hydra goons.
>>82585592
Robot penis.
>>82598226
> Chaos Pussy is unstoppable.
>>82585592
Why didn't Vision just give Wanda the D to make her not want to leave
>>82600124
Because he fears he might fuck it up, she'll make him grow balls, and do this with them.
>>82587929
>synthezoid
whats that
>>82600698
a robot
>>82587591
Guess a machine killed your mom huh? No need to throw at that anger at guys who just like to enjoy a nice sweater because it covers up some of their skin condition.
>>82594841
In fact Robo has a phobia about being naked.
>>82585592
Why does he do fuck all at the airport?
>>82585618
>>82585592
Does he have a dick? Or is Stark gonna make him one when he and Wanda hook up for real?
>>82596945
>I honestly don't care and I"m pretty sure no one who is into the movies cares about vision and scarlet witch being an item either.
Uuuuhhh, I LIVE for Witch and Vision. Dunno who you're talking about. My guess though is Wanda is going to conceive her boys via gem power. The said that in The Young Avengers that Wanda kinda willed them into being.
>>82598246
The fuck? They remade Oldboy?
>>82602187
Zombo?
>>82602795
Nope. Zombo mostly made references to current tv shows.
>>82595436
You're a fucking idiot.
>ctrl + f 'paprika'
>nothing
disappointed
>>82602395
Yeah.
>>82593778
Bettany does.
>>82604284
Poor Vision will never get a multiple Wanda harem.
>>82603374
>>82604333
Why is Vision so autistic in here.
>>82585592
Out of narrative it's likely cheaper and easier for the actor
Narratively it's to feel more human. Comic vision did the same things, helol in his current series he made a robot family and is trying to live in the suburbs.
>>82585767
No I'm picturing him just walking in the room with the sweater on but no pants and says that to the cast.
>>82597923
WIMBLEDON SEQUEL STARRING VISION AND SCARLET WITCH WHEN
>>82602955
>Amazons attacks
>>82596443
do even know what KINO is, kid?
>>82597923
never watch Oldboy remake, pham
>>82585592
His waifu.
It thinks its people.
>>82604284
I'm glad Paul gets to have fun after Mortedacai and that weird cuck movie about his wife he did.
>>82604509
She's the Scarlet girl
He's the Long Gem
WANDAGEDDON
