Quick /co/!
An angry Hank Hill is coming to kick your ass. He has full access to his mower and total knowledge of propane and propane accessories.
You can call upon one comic book character to help you save yourself. What do you do?
Take my ass-beating with dignity, since if I pissed off Hank I clearly deserve one.
Green lantern so I could them both mow each other with lawn mowers.
>implying any superhero could stop Hank's ass kicking
>>82542487
This, I'm probably being a faggot if Hank is after me.
>>82542448
I don't need any help. I'll just kick him in his testicles.
>>82542448
I cannot remember a time on the show where Hank actually kicked anyone's ass.
For all I know he could suck dick in a fight. I mean, look at his spawn, Bobby.
>>82542780
He once intimidated an entire football team and their coach and manager into not messing with his organic garden by reminding them how tough he was in high school football.
His power level is above batmans
>>82542780
>I mean, look at his spawn, Bobby.
What are you implying?
Just try to take his purse, nigga. Does he even KNOW you?
I call upon Cotton Hill, Captain of the 6th Division of the Gotei 13
>>82542780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIBgq7Paz-s
>>82542448
This HULKING beauty
When you need a fight solved in one super move
who else but Miles Morales
>>82542780
Bobby may be weak now, but it's obvious he takes after Cotton genetically speaking. They look identical.
And Cotton killed fiddy men and is a general badass. So Bobby will be fine.
>>82542837
Jimmy hardly counts.
>>82542860
>Dale shoots him because he got worried seeing a black kid skulking around the neighbourhood
>>82542883
>seeing
but he has a stealth camo or something also
he's the Ultimate Spider-Man
>>82542902
Dale has thermal goggles
I call upon Thatherton, in an attempt to distract him while I run away
I'd apologize for whatever I did to get Hank pissed at me, and then give him a couple nice steaks to grill up at home.
>>82542986
>As a great man once said, Taste the meat, not the heat!
>>82542927
Jesus Christ that sunset whateverthefuck was done real fucking nice.
be a faggot and apologize
>>82542742
> he sides with Hank and they poind you into literal oblivion
>>82542448
>Call upon Metamorpho
>Have him transform into propane
>"HANK HILL! AS THE GOD OF PROPANE, I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE ANON ALONE!"
>Continue my life unharmed and un-Hanked
>>82542837
Goddamn, I forgot he kicked in a fence
