Yes......
No bullshitting you guys here......
This is an actual thing.....
And It's actually happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQQNZ2yaOE
>squirrel the is cast black
FUCK
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN
>>82526499
You're two weeks late anon. Not only did we already know about it, but some anon even posted the requirements for the casting call.
Get with the times. Find some fresh news.
>>82526499
>Spongebob the nerdy manlet
>Patrick the fatty
>Squidward the obvious fag
>Sandy is a black girl because it wouldn't be inclusive
>>82526549
Because she'salways been that color
My only regret is that they couldn't find someone pasty, greenish whiter for Squidward.
>>82526549
Because Texas is full of black rednecks. Chock-full of 'em. There just giving them away.
>>82526549
>>82526714
>implying sandy wouldn't be black
>>82526674
>Casting Call
anyone got a repost of that?
>>82526549
Yeah, seriously, I am so fucking tired of the under-representation of Asian squirrels.
>>82526863
She's a stereotypical Texas cowgirl. She wouldn't be black.
>>82526933
>implying
Nice Paula Scher-looking typography there.
>>82526499
surprised they didn't mention that David Bowie wrote a song for this
I always imagined her to be black, black and southern. What's so uncommon there?
>Very start of the video is a woman saying "I think the world needs a Spongebob musical"
>>82526499
Bowie died for this.
>>82526499
> All that musical talent
I mean, the Original Score has potential to be better than it has any right to be at least.
>>82526499
The music had better be good, but it looks pretty gimmicky otherwise.
>>82526955
>posts a terrible social justice comic to make a point about the real world
???
>>82526933
Texas is full of black people
>Cowboy Squirrel from Texas is black
what the fuck
>>82526955
>Any aspect of shitpacked being grounded in the real world
>>82526549
>WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN
What? Name three examples of this happening
>>82526499
>Our Town meets Armageddon meets Spongebob
What are these people smoking?
>>82526499
Couldn't they have gotten Starkid to do this? With Starkids talent and Nick's money, it could actually be pretty fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnjWepuHCRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBFJXRjKKY
Hmm
What the hell is this?
SpongeBob the Musical?
Why?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
This is a easier question.
SO TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE!
>>82529346
Bannertail: The Story of Gray Squirrel (unreleased dub)
Flora & Ulysses (casting)
Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel (voice work)
IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>82529346
Karate Kid
Annie
Hermoine
Every marvel superhero ever
>>82529471
Nigger it's a fucking squirl. You get them "grey" or "red"
>>82529471
I was talking specifically about squirrels
>>82529469
Thank you, although I still don't see this as much of a sticking issue in the context of the whole project being fucking stupid
>>82529509
That's her hair color, dumb dumb.
She's pink.
>>82529514I was just making an absurd post but apparently people believe it 4 real. Poe's Law I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vdmDB6DmCE
>THIS THREAD
>>82526499
> Squidward is a sassy gay
I hope he does the voice and everything
>Spongebob's actor
>his voice
this is unacceptable, they can't do this
>>82529346
Not that guy and I only have one example, but there was the spongebob porn parody.
>>82529624
It's weird too, since Spongebob was always the gayest one on the TV show
>>82529635
Asian
>>82526499
>1 second in
>"I THINK THE WORLD *NEEDS* A SPONGEB-
stopped watching right there
>>82529661
Skin diamond is black.
As a Chicagolander, I'm trying to get tickets to see the show at the Oriental, If I do, I'll make sure to report my findings back here
>>82529372
I'd like some of that.
SpongeBob actor looks like he'd be a good Archie
>>82526499
i don't find find it weird that sandy is a black girl in this, i mean they sort of did that in the porno, but it kinda throws away the whole she's from Texas thing.
>>82526933
>stereotypical cowgirl who is actually interested in karate and several fields of super science which is the reason she's even in Bikini Bottom
Right, yeah
If you didn't already know that people considered the Shrek musical to be extremely good, would you ever imagine that it was?
This could be the same way.
It won't be.
>Our town meets Armageddon meets Sponge Bob
-what?
>>82529771
But Shrek already had a strong plot to work from, all they had to do was more or less adapt the film and add musical numbers. Where do you start with a Spongebob musical?
>>82529795The first movie
it'll never beat shrek tbqh
>>82529784
It's going to be so artistically up its own ass. Maybe it'll transition to a animated short reveal that this was a pitch by Squidward
>Just got a BFA in Musical Theatre
>In Chicago
When were the auditions???
>>82526549
What other race would best represent an animal?
>>82529758
>Oh and she's also interested in extreme sports and the only cowgirl things about her is that she's made a lasso before and has been to a rodeo
>>82529864
Months ago
>>82526499
The concept sounds horrible but the execution seems weirdly...interesting?
>>82529825
Or Turn off the dark.
Inflatable Lizard.
>>82529912
From the offset the only thing I see going wrong is that the lead's "spongebob laugh" sounds evil
>that split second shot of Mr Krabs at the end
>>82529739
You think there aren't black people in Texas?
In my book a spongebob musicals needs two requirements: 1. To be funny 2. To be catchy. If they can't meet those two simple requirements then it's a failure.
Is the story going to follow Battle Tendency since the Pillar Men are featured here?
>>82529951
BIG
>>82530025
MEATY
>>82529954
i just don't think black people from texas speak in Texan slang like how sandy did in the first seasons
>>82530050
COMBO BREAKER
COCKS
>>82530060
I don't think the decision to write a musical and the influences that they are taking from the show to create the musical came from the first seasons
>>82530060
>I don't think certain kinds of people exist
You're just as bad as parents who don't believe in medicine or vaccines
You're just as bad as people who don't believe in homosexuality
The point I'm making is it really doesn't matter what you think, especially because it's not even a real criticism of the show, just your awful opinion
>>82530389
Oh go fuck yourself Mr. Perfect
as if my opinion is going to tell the fuckers at nick that sandy should be white.
>>82526549
Becausedeez nuts
>>82530389
Go take your offense and shove it up your own ass
He's right that most blacks in Texas don't talk like that. Sandy's voice is distinctly white rural Texan
>>82526499
>float to the bottom of the ocean
>float to the bottom
how can i watch a musical with set design by a moron?
>>82526499
at least they're not using hideous costumes
>>82530856
I like how they're just using Spongebob-esque costumes.
Reminds me of that Disney Bound thing.
http://disneybound.co/
>>82529825
Bill Wilson?!?
>horrible vietnam war flashbacks to the Super Monkey Ball musical
>>82529962
I hate it how you can't have flamboyant men on this board anymore with out cancerous faggots calling it Jojo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOeB9hsO6is
Will it be more insane than this?
>>82526933
Protip: most cowboys/girls weren't white.
>>82531200
>Super Monkey Ball musical
What the fuck.
>>82526499
That sandy is going to be hot ain't she. I need pics.
>>82531674
That is what I was going to say anon. But yes that is true.
>>82526499
It's got to be better than the second movie, right?
>>82526871
Seconding this.
>>82526499
>it's gonna feel like the inside of a pinata on there
So dark, cold, feels like dry paper and wire and smells of glue?
>>82529825
>Donkey, I'm Far far away
>>82526871
Here I come to save the day
I kept it just in case.
>>82531204
This. I like jojo, but keep it to your containment thread.
>>82526499
I hope they show this on tv the keks will be golden.
>>82528675
Especially post Hurricane Katrina, my middle school got like 100 new black students who relocated to my city.
>>82531674
Protip: even less were black.
>>82528675
The key phrase here is "stereotypical Texas cowgirl."
>>82534728
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE THE NAMES?
>>82534728
> Plankton rapping
>Carrie Underwood-esque Country pop song
>>82526499
can you imagine being Stephen Hillenburg and seeing this shit
>>82534798
Anime is the beginning and end of 4chan. Where do you think you are?
>>82535312
Not offical I'd say.
>>82526499
>Tina Landau
>Co-conceiver and director
>Co-conceiver.
Is the industry so self aggrandizing that just thinking about it merits a cast credit?
>>82534728
>restricting ethnicities
I'll never understand this.
>>82537962
Media is racist.
Soroity Girl racist.
>>82529471
Hermoine is black?
>>82526933
>no black people in texas
I think this show soundsfun
>>82537946
She came up with the idea
>>82538175
Why do people on /co/ have such horrible reading comprehension
>>82526499
>Those musicians
Day one buy with dlc perfect 5/7
>>82526933
There are lots of black Cowboys in the Huntsville area.
>>82538154
In the stage play she is
>>82538229
Why do people on /co/ have such terrible arguments
>>82526499
>>someone other than skin diamond playing live-action sandy
welp. into the trash it goes
>>82539235
looks pretty similar if you ask me
>>82526499
Everything gets a musical these days it's honestly more shocking we didn't get one for Spongebob ten years ago.
I don't think I have ever actually been genuinely disgusted by something until now.
THAT GUY AT THE END SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE SPONGEBOB
>>82534728
>BUBBLE BURT
>Spillbud
>Algae-non
>don't rain on my parade
>WANTING CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND LADY ANTEBELLUM
>must be able to rap
This is sickening and I want to die.
>>82539564
I couldn't keep my keks when I read that shit, famarama. It's just too funny thinking of a guy naming his kid "Spillbud" or "Algae-non".
>>82526549
They can't make spongebob black because it would alienate the majority-white audience.
They can't make Patrick black because he's stupid and DAS RACIST
They can't make Squidward black because his personality is too uptight and people would complain that the asshole character is black and DAS RACIST
Therefore Sandy is black because DIVERSITY and it's always safe to make the "fun" character black.
>>82540569
>They can't make Patrick
>They can't make Squidward black
wrong
>Sandy is black because DIVERSITY
Maybe she's black purely because of skin tone and not race
>>82538190
The idea for a pre-existing media piece to get an adaptation?
wow
>>82529951
>boxing gloves
The fuck?
>>82530764
But the idea that a character based on a talking squirrel should be white simply because that's how whites talk is ridiculously stupid
and also the fact the is pink under the fur, and how Texans are stereotypically white. It's simple knowledge, anon
>>82540569
>Therefore Sandy is black because DIVERSITY and it's always safe to make the "fun" character black.
C'mon man, she's brown, they wanted someone brown. That's all that's happening here. Every thing doesn't have an agenda to it.
>>82526499
>try hard no-names
>b-list actors trying to stay relevant
kek
>>82535064
Then what the fuck were they?
>>82526499
Those photobrushed shots piss me the fuck off.
>>82526499
That Sandy tho
>>82531064
Aye
This is the first time I've heard someone mention panic at the disco in almost ten years.
>>82526499
That laughing at the end was weird but I understand
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5c9mj-PbLI
