This was the best comic book movie ever made. After 14 years of misses, Spider-Man has finally done justice. I'm almost in tears
Is it possible to have lower standards than OP?
>>82514376
Name one.
>>82514376
I don't know; is it possible to be dumber than you?
>>82514365
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 u 8/8
>>82514365
Aunt May was weird as fuck though.
Aunt May isn't supposed to be hot.
>>82514539
alot of aunts can be hot and/or young
>>82514505
>He thinks this is bait
>>82514365
>After 14 years of misses, Spider-Man has finally done justice.
And now you know why the upcoming movie is called Spider-man: Homecoming The prodigal son has finally returned.
>>82514539
Yeah it was definitely different, though it makes sense. I read the producers said something along the lines of it just making no sense that a 16 year old would have a 70+ year old aunt.
Hot May was just used for Tony quips, though.
>>82514563
But not Aunt May.
>>82514365
>After 14 years of misses, Spider-Man has finally done justice
This is why people think you're baiting
Spider-man 1 & 2 were great
>>82514596
Considering Marvel has insisted on this old bag never having a final heart attack or stroke and dying in her sleep, it makes a lot of sense to cast her a lot younger.
>>82514596
To be fair, MCU took liberties with Tony Stark and Nick Fury and it was way better than the comic versions.
>>82514602
OK, I can respect that and, on OP's behalf, I'll say that you're right on that. but we've had a lot of bad Spidey stuff that it was obscuring those movies by a mile.
Did Spider-Man even use his spider-sense in Civil War?
>>82514651
he reacted to Ant-man, and the thing that Bucky threw
>>82514651
When doesn't he use his Spider-Sense nowadays?
>>82514651
Yes.
>>82514365
Toby wasn't a bad Spiderman, but this version of him just seemed perfect
>>82514651
Yeah, once. Something was being thrown at him from behind and his eyes widened as he dodged it.
>>82514628
>To be fair, MCU took liberties with Tony Stark and Nick Fury and it was way better than the comic versions.
You need to die.
>>82514602
People are assuming I'm saying they're bad. They're not. Hell, Spider-Man 2 is still one of my favorites.
But none of them got Spider-Man as a character right.
Tobey was a great Pete, bad Spidey.
Garfield was a great Spidey, fucking awful Pete.
>>82514651
Yeah. I forget the exact moment, but he did react to something coming from behind him. He also at one point didn't. Which I'm fine with. Early days.
Goddamn I loved Tom but everytime I saw his face I kept seeing Finn and it distracted me for the whole scene
>>82514675
It's hard to visualize in film.
Spider-Man 1 did it pretty well with the slow-mo, but to show that in a group film would take you out of the experience.
>>82514690
>not enjoying charisma Stark or nigga Fury
Sorry you hatefun
>>82514718
That and even the common person knows he has Spider-Sense, so showing it would be kind of a waste.
>>82514394
Better than CW? Let's start simple and name TWS
>>82514376
It is not. OP is just memeing anyway. Saying what he thinks will be the popular opinion.
>>82514757
Objectively wrong
>>82514777
The popular correct opinion, as shown here
>>82514691
>>82514751
It's still a cool power to play around with.
I always like when Peter's spidey-sense goes off and he doesn't know why. It's a cool element to the character.
>>82514376
Wether you are a Raimifag, or worse, one of the absolute shit taste cocksuckers that like Garfieldman, please end yourself immediately.
>>82514819
I'm sure we'll get our fill and more in Homecoming.
Out boy is (basically) back and I'm loving every minute of it.
>>82514819
Well that happened, with Ant-Man hidden in Caps shield. Hopefully his own movie will be more of a showcase, but for 20 minutes in this movie they did good
>>82514821
Civil War in both mediums sucks.
>>82514812
>Being a lemming.
You'll love whatever the next super popular thing is too...
>>82514906
>My opinion is different, so I must be correct and important
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo.
Why was spiderman in avengers 3, he's not part of the typical roster.
>>82514743
"Charisma Stark" has gotten old and very annoying at this point.
"Nigga Fury" is boring as fuck and SLJ is probably too old to do any of the stunts or espionage suitable for a REAL S.H.I.E.L.D. adaptation.
>>82514936
Hype.
Also he's been on the team for frequently than Hulk at least.
>>82514936
Because money.
If Marvel could, you know they would do a FF film with Wolverine, Spidey, Hulk and Ghost Rider is they had the rights.
>>82514986
Yeah and now Marvel is turning Defenders into Heroes for Hire for some stupid reason while Hulk is a comic relief character in the next Thor movie
"Faithful to comics" my ass...
>>82514365
This version of him was fucking perfect.
How many casuals are complaining about him being too young?
>>82515043
Not his voice.
>>82515091
How do you want a 15-year old introverted nerd to sound?
>>82515086
He's in senior for about 20 issues in the Ditko/Lee run before he goes to college and has his best most iconic storylines
Casual
>>82514590
Plus Marisa Tomei is over 50. It's not like they cast a teenager.
>>82515136
And who says they used that run for ideas? What about Ultimate Spider-Man?
>>82515130
Not like a 9 year old.
And Peter isn't a introvert. He's just a nerd.
>>82515091
His voice was perfect, and I'm going to molest Tom Holland.
>>82515177
Good thing he didn't.
My God his fucking voice, everything else was pretty good by the way
>>82515177
Wrong.
Original Peter was highly introverted and made fun of/picked on.
Torrent the first 10-15 comics and actually read them instead of using wikipedia.
>>82515177
Have you heard a 9-year old recently?Maybe if you hear yourself
>>82515136
And he's also got his powers when he was 15 so...
>>82515201
>highly introverted
nah
>>82515136
Peter straight up confirms the 15 year old thing. MCU Peter has only been Spidey for 6 months, it makes sense that he's fifteen in CACW.
>>82515136
In Ultimate Spider-Man he was in high school for his entire career.
>>82515136
>>82515165
It's very very obvious they are using Ultimate as heavy inspiration. The exchange between Cap and Spidey really solidified that.
>>82514365
>I'm almost in tears
>>82515201
>>82515236
I don't know if he was introverted. He was more antisocial. Dude was a dick. He genuinely hated his classmates.
He'd have gone columbine on Flash and his pals if that was a thing at the time.
>>82514781
Nah
Objectively btw desu
>>82515136
Consider the following:
He'll be 16 when his first film comes out.
He'll be 18/19 during Infinity War.
He'll be in his 20s in his second solo movie.
I think we can have one film with Peter in high school, pleb.
>>82515130
not like the character from some newgrounds animation
>>82515241
This.
It's p clear that's the version of the character they're going for here, and I think that's the right choice.
616 Peter doesn't translate well to film, especially in a shared universe where he's on screen with high-tiers like Vision and Scarlet Witch.
>>82515190
>having delayed puberty
Look at anon and laugh
Also the guy who plays him is like 19, none of my classmates have bitchboi voices like he does.
>>82515236
>>82515289
>nah
Nice thought-out rebuttal, samefag
>>82515288
Yeah, he talked shit all the time, and pic related
>>82515288
Yeah they need to get rid of that
>>82515318
yawn
>>82515296
>newgrounds animation
You don't think they were 15 year olds?
>>82515293
Yeah, that was the whole point of them casting him young. What arent people getting?
>>82515321
>s-samefag
>>82514365
>People who claim a cameo is the best version of the character
>Just a copy past of Amazing Spider-Man 2
Double standards; The thread.
>>82515351
No, please, don't be mad. I agree with you. I guess it was just a hivemind moment. My mistake.
>>82515323
Creepy, that was just the issue I was thinking of.
>>82515321
Read some comics and not just copy what you hear other /co/ idiots say ignorantly.
>>82515357
Tell me how please
>>82515357
>copy past of Amazing Spider-Man 2
Ya know, the best Spidey we had until now.
>>82515293
>>82515351
His voice is the main problem, not his age.
Oh and his costume
>>82515400
>Read some comics and not just copy what you hear other /co/ idiots say ignorantly.
see
>>82514933
Also, I've read all of Amazing and Ultimate.
Please TRY to present a better argument.
>>82515415
>>82515357
>Just a copy past of Amazing Spider-Man 2
I guess if you consider The Incredible Hulk a copy past of Ang Lee's Hulk.
>>82515432
>His voice
Considering the fact that he's actually 19 and that's how some people's voice sounds, I think you're just ignorant and long for the days of High School Musical where 30 years olds roam the hallways.
>>82515453
OK, tell me what better movie Spider-Man we've had...
>>82515483
jesus christ
>>82515473
The Incredible Hulk is just a spiritual successor to Ang Lee's Hulk. It's also the worst MCU movie for that reason alone. If you deny that, you're just plain ignorant as the movie was designed to be exactly that from the beginning.
>>82515497
>I can't think of anything to say
>...uh, BAIT! BAIT!
Aaaand you're done.
>>82515450
>Also, I've read all of Amazing and Ultimate.
Sure, that's why you said Peter is introverted and shy when he's neither in pretty much any incarnation except for the movies
>>82515483
Stop replying to him.
>>82515512
Hulk isn't canon. The only reason you think that is because they did a quick opening credits origin and people like you are the problem. Plebs who wonder where Wolverine is during an MCU film.
>>82515512
>there are people here talking about Incredible Hulk in a positive way
>>82515512
If that's what you think then Amazing Spider-Man is just a spiritual successor to Spider-Man 3.
>>82515547
Besides, wasnt his origin in the movie more like the old live action show anyway? Or at least it was the same machine?
>>82515547
You're kidding, right?
Norton-Hulk is definitely canon. Hell, Tony Stark is in it. They even included it in the phase-1 box-set.
>>82515572
Well it's the best Hulk movie we have.
>>82515541
He's confident when he's Spider-Man. Peter gains confidence throughout his stories. He's only been Spider-Man for 6 months in the MCU.
>>82515572
It's not THAT bad, but it's pretty forgettable outside of Bruce's Brazilian waifu
>>82515581
Incredible was more of an adaption of the show than the comic
>>82515404
>>82515415
>>82515473
>Same comedic style
>Same funny "nerdy" asshole attitude in costume
>Both autistic as shit Peter Parkers
>Uses identical coregraphy in action scenes
>Both have similar, if not the same spastic mannerisms
>Tom Holland has gone on record and specifically cited Andrew Garfield as his inspiration despite desiring to not copy him
They could have, hypothetically, recasted Garfield as the guy under the costume and you all probably would not have noticed a difference unless they explicitly said it.
>>82515547
>Stop replying to him.
Can do, he's done anyway
>>82515595
How about you read my post retard. Ang Lee Hulk isn't canon. TIH is.
>>82515572
It's actually not that bad
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82515577
Spider-Man's Civil War cameo is a spiritual successor to Amazing Spider-Man 2 since the new kid has said he was inspired by the actor in that movie
>>82515623
It didn't matter because they WROTE him better. If they wrote him better in Marc Webb's movie run, we'd sing his praises.
>>82515640
Spider-man 2? Does this really need to be said?
>>82515700
Don't reply to him
>>82515547
>He doesn't know what spiritual successors are
No wonder why you want people to stop replying to people you disagree with, you're just fucking retarded.
>>82515676
He's written the exact same, that's the point. It's a double standard on people's behalf to deny they weren't written and portrayed identically by two separate actors and writers.
>>82515744
>He's written the exact same
You're blind and deaf.
>>82515720
Why do you think a reboot is a spiritual successor? That implies somehow that it could be a pretend sequel when it's obviously just a reboot. Reboots start over. That's what The Incredible Hulk did. It started over. In the MCU. You must think Civil War is a shitty film because it's a spiritual successor to like 5 films. What it must be like to be you.
>>82515744
>writers using the same source material write similar adaptations of the character
Yes that's what happened. The difference is that one of these adaptations is actually GOOD
>>82515613
>He's confident when he's Spider-Man
He's always spoken his mind in front of other people and doesn't shy away from throwing insults at someone when he's pissed. He was just a weakling before becoming Spider-man.
/co/ is nice after a good comic movie. I know everyone will say it sucks by next week, but for now it's nice.
>>82515818
I fucking love this tiny window we get.
>>82515790
>He was just a weakling before becoming Spider-man.
That's my point, you nitwit. I'll spell it out for you:
Peter gains confidence in Peter's life because of his being Spider-Man.
>>82515772
You're just in denial since admitting that would mean you'd be forced to admit some hypocrisy on your behalf.
Example:
>>82515779
This guy is a hypocrite, because if one is good and the other isn't, then either both are good, or both are bad. It's not like Tobey MacGuire who actually WAS different, Andre Garfield and Tom Holland are, in fact, the same.
>>82515837
>if one is good and the other isn't, then either both are good, or both are bad
I just want you to stare at that statement and realize just how wrong it is.
>>82515883
Because admitting you're hypocritical and wearing it with pride on an Anonymous image board is just SO hard.
>>82515818
>>82515833
Yeah next week is when the viral marketers leave and people start thinking critically
>>82515836
>That's my point
No it wasn't. Physical weakness =/= no confidence. In his first comic he asks a girl out before Flash steal her away because he's stronger.
>>82515883
Why do you keep replying to him?
>>82515998
>When you're wrong, just ignore people
>>82515595
That's what he's saying.
Ang Lee's Hulk movie was just called Hulk.
The Norton movie was called The Incredible Hulk, and is much better. And canon.
There's one DCuck in this thread that has posted at least 40 times.
>>82515989
Sure he attempted to, but he was shot down, laughed at and sobbed. You can't tell me that's a confidence booster.
Is it just me, or is Captain America now basically carrying the whole rest of the MCU?
Iron Man fell apart after the first movie. The Incredible Hulk was mediocre, and so were the Thor movies. Chrisdians of the Prattlaxy is practically self-parody. The Avengers is headed downhill. And who the fuck cares about Ant-Man?
Is Cap really all that's worthwhile anymore? Because if so, that's pretty depressing.
>>82514690
Stark was never liked or cared about before Iron Man, so yeah. But overly charismatic womanizing Stark is played out and boring now.
Nick Fury was black in ultimate already and acted like Samuel Jackson a lot anyway.
>>82516211
>Chrisdians of the Prattlaxy is practically self-parody.
You lost me there. Is this your 41st post in this thread?
>>82516211
I think this film just showed how viable any MCU character is under the right director.
>>82516211
>Chrisdians of the Prattlaxy is practically self-parody
dank meme my friend
>The Avengers is headed downhill
Joss is out, based russos will save the day
>And who the fuck cares about Ant-Man?
ANTS are amazing.
>Is Cap really all that's worthwhile anymore?
Nigga were getting BP, Spoody, Doc Strange
Calm thy autism
So was Vulture confirmed for the Spidey solo? Because while that would be neat to see, I feel like Mysterio or Scorpion would be a better choice
>>82515357
>Just a copy past of Amazing Spider-Man 2
I mean you're wrong about that. But even if you weren't, that's not bad. ASM2 had tons of problems but Spidey himself wasn't one of them.
This Spidey wasn't nearly as confident as Garfield Spidey. He was really out to prove himself.
>>82516337
I actually want spidey to take out vulture in the beginning of the movie. Kinda like what they did with "Rhino" at the beginning of tasm2, only done right.
He took out Falcon pretty easily so Vulture should be cake.
>>82514693
It was because red hawk wasn't attempting to harm him, it merely wanted to attach to him and drag him away.
Just got back from watching it.
Holy shit, it might be the first movie ever that I go back and watch it twice.
>>82516245
>Stark was never liked or cared about before Iron Man
He's been solid B-List since his creation. I wouldn't go as far to say "no one cares" when he's been in every major Marvel event since the 60s and Demon in the Bottle is recognized as an iconic comic storyline.
Also I recall Marvel used Stark a lot in the 70s to help build up new characters (like Scott Lang)
>>82516424
>it might be the first movie ever that I go back and watch it twice
How is that even possible. You mean twice in the theater?
>>82515833
Agreed. I always love coming to /co/ after premiere showings.
>Scarlet Witch arc in the movie was her conflicted due to her powers fucking up everything.
Why she didn't side with Tony?
>>82516424
I'm gonna go again Tuesday by myself and just take it all in
>>82516443
>Demon in a Bottle
THIS is what Iron Man 2 should have been, yet was not.
I liked Iron Man 3, for all its faults, but Iron Man 2 was just crap.
>>82516444
Yeah, I never watch a film in a theater twice until the Blue-ray comes out.
>>82516471
Tony never gave her a choice.
>>82514365
I like that Spider-Man made for an interesting contrast since he's the guy who caught his Uncle's killer, but had the good sense not to let vengeance make him do something he'd later regret. He knew his role in it, he knew he'd always bear some guilt from it, but he'd go on living. Keep in mind, he's a teenager.
Meanwhile, you've got
Iron"I don't care that Bucky was brainwashed, I need to avenge my parents somehow!"Man
and
Black"Even though I live in a world where I know that supercomputers can easily manipulate digital images and that there's technology that lets you flawlessly change your facial features, I'm just going to take this surveillance footage as it is and hunt that metal-armed monster down for probably killing my dad and I'll dropkick anyone that stands in my way"Panther.
>>82516353
>This Spidey wasn't nearly as confident
Nigga had balls of steel, whatchu talking about? He was the one who took out Giant Man no probs too. All of that shit at the airport was child's play for him.
>>82514365
>Justice
>Dorky nerd while in costume
>Hey guys, have you seen that old movie star wars?
Young Spidey is a loser out of costume and an insufferable ass in costume, especially to other heroes.
Peter Parker was pretty solid though.
>>82516581
Maybe confident isn't exactly the right word. Insecure maybe? My point is that he was really eager to prove himself.
>>82516568
Black Panther did have a good reason to go after winter soldier. With the shield files being leaked online and winter soldier being POSTED ON THE NEWS and known for being THE BEST hitman of all time, its no surprise hed jump to that conclusion
>>82516568
Do you understand how people work at all? That they work on emotion and not pure logic? Are you a robot?
>dat quips
>dat expressive eyes
>dat Spider signal
10/10
>>82516640
Especially since Steve was also the only one who really believed in Bucky. He was the only one who had the personal contact to confirm that Bucky was more of a victim than a hitman. It's not really common knowledge that he was brainwashed, especially when the only one who makes that claim is the one person who'd be desperate to believe it. And even if they believe he's brainwashed, they have no reason to believe he's snapping out of it.
>>82514539
>Aunt May isn't supposed to be hot.
Someone hasn't read Ultimate Spider-man.
>>82516872
She's not hot in that she's just younger
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82516640
Even better, this very process shows the weakness in Tony's ideas. Because none of the increased oversight mattered when Zemo was able to exploit the prejudices of the people making the decisions.Zemo is also a foil to the side Cap heads up, because he shows just how much damage one man can do without any responsibilities or oversight.
>>82515623
What if I already had my good luck (this movie being great) and fine Italian cuisine (had a couple slices of pizza when I got home from the movies) before being visited by Poor Pizza Parker?
PIZZA TIME just in case there's any benefit to be gained.
So one of the winter soldiers is free, right? Was it like Zemo's great great grandma or something?
I liked how they kept Spider-man powerful. It was barely a fight between him Bucky and Falcon, if he was really going all out it would have been over and done with.
>>82518231
I like how he effortlessly caught a metal arm that can warp Iron Man's armor.
>>82514365
>best comic book movie ever made
Go watch History of Violence or Ghost World you fucking pleb. Even Road to Perdition is much better than CW. Fuck MCUfags really are the worst.
>>82516211
>not liking ANTS
>>82516636
>eager to prove himself
Yes, because he's only a kid.
>>82514757
Uh, no it's not.
Yeah Spider-Man really made this movie, I was pretty bored until he showed up.
>Friend suggests we go see the movie
>and we go
>he falls asleep after about 40 min
>snoring really loud in the theater
>farting
>>82514365
I feel like the Russo brothers marathoned Spectacular Spider-Man and went "That's what we're doing."
And then we finally got the movie Spider-Man we've always wanted.
>>82514691
>Tobey was a great Pete
If you genuinely think that, you have never read a Spider-Man comic in your life.
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82515818
>>82516179
>>82518466
Oh come on don't be that asshole, dude was clearly referring to superheroes and most people don't even remember those are based on comics anyway.
>>82514539
Thank you this ^^^
>>82514365
Fuck you, bub. Spider-man and Spider-man 2 are good
>>82521504
They are but they're like the 60's Batman show version of Spidey, fun and cheesy but not super accurate to the character.
>>82515004
God that would be the greatest movie EVER!!
>>82522588
I want it so bad.
>>82518466
Man fuck them wack ass joints, if it ain't a cape film it ain't worth it, just like comics!
>>82514365
stop posting this everywhere.
>>82516412
>it doesnt work if there is no intention to hurt
thats some A-grade bullshit.
His spidersense wouldnt react to car crashes and bombs, and shit, because there is no intention.
FUCVK YOU, fucking casual pig, stop apologizing fot hollywood for their fuckups its not you who should apologize, fuck, nobody should, spider sense is OP as it is, no need to make it work on everything all the time.
Fuck me, you cocksucker son of a bitch.
FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOLLYWOOD HUSBANDOS, you shitfaced cocksucker.
>>82522830
Indeed.
>>82514690
we'll all die eventually
>>82521504
The movies are still probably top 10 superhero flicks of all time, but youngsters don't respond to them that well they don't like the Yellowcard soundtrack anymore.
>>82515623
Pizza time
>>82521504
Overrated shit, aged liked milk barring a few action scenes.
Cool spidey, I'm just ready for him to age. Favorite spider man was science teacher-man.
>>82521504
no, fuck YOU
Raimi a shit, even Webb was better
>>82523357
This. Hopefully they don't kill him off and replace him with Miles before he gets a chance to be in some of his better stories. And hey maybe in 20 or so years Miles will have had enough time to actually become a character worth putting on the big screen.
>>82514365
I really liked this iteration of Spider-Man and I am totally down with the idea of a Spider-Man imagining such as this.
But what really bothers me are the people claiming that it is like the comicbooks. Fuck no.
Even Garfield's Peter/Spider-Man was closer to the comicbooks. But since that iteration had an attitude that among other things clashed with Maguire's version and what people had somehow gotten into their heads as Peter/Spider-Man everyone decided it was nothing like the comicbooks.
Raimi's films. Good movies. Absolutely terrible adaptations.
The Amazing Spiderman. Sort of good adaptations. Very questionable movies.
MCU Spider-Man. Very enjoyable on the screen and uses the Spider-Man mythos to build a very pleasant character and interesting premise for a new imagining of Spider-Man. But it remains a poor adaptation. It's new. And that can be good, Tom Holland's Spider-Man is very promising. But it's not a good -adaptation-. Why do people claim that everything they like are like the comicbooks or that everything they dislike aren't?
How and why are these claims absolutely everywhere?
>>82523408
it'd be cool to get Miles too in like 10 years
this way we can have old and young spidey, kinda like in the books rn
>>82515623
>>82515623
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82514539
The actress is 51 years old, which is a perfect age for an aunt. If you keep good care of your health, it's entirely possible to look like that at 50.
As much as I enjoyed Spider Man himself, his cgi was shit. Did they ever use a physical suit?
Even the scene with Tom Holland partially unmasked looked all CGI.
>>82515623
PIZZA TIM
>>82514365
You're insinuating Spider-Man 1 and 2 were shit?
>>82526794
that's the effect of bright colors in a movie where all the colors are desaturated.
>>82527814
have you seen them recently? yes, they are
they were great for their time but they've aged so bad
the only good thing in Raimi's trilogy is the first 2 doc ock fights
>>82516519
>"The UN wants to press charges and arrest you, I'd say screw them but these politicians seem to band together whenever their own kind feel threatened".
>"I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to say we will put you on 'house arrest' but change your address to the compound, it's large enough that you will have plenty of space to stretch your legs, the worst that could happen is that Vision has to do the grocery shop for you."
>"Don't worry, it won't last long, they'll remember how much they hate each other soon enough."
>>82515744
>>82515779
The difference is honestly that Holland doesn't have a skateboard.
Everyone hated the skateboard. It's somehow as if the skateboard defined the Garfield's Spider-Man for everyone to the point where everything was seen through the lenses of how he had a skateboard. As weird as that may sound.
>>82516923
>>82516923
>She's not hot
Speak for yourself, I've been busting a nut daily to this crazy minx.
>>82528757
Tony would never take the time to have a mature conversation like that because his ego is so huge that he assumes everyone will automatically understand and follow his plans. So instead Vision had to break it to her the hard way.
>>82529161
I believe that could have happened if Tony wasn't in pure "Sadfleck" mode by the start of the movie. He got his shit wrecked.
>>82527984
I never thought i could find someone so wrong on /co/
>>82515323
what kind of fucking villainous teacher settles student feuds.. in the gym?
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82525955
OH NOOOOO
DOCTOR COOOOONNORS CLASS
>>82514691
I feel the exact same OP.
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82515201
>Some 40 year old comic is the definitive Spider-Man
No
>>82514376
yea, whoever fucked your mom
>>82522615
Just replace Wolverine with Hellcat or Tigra or some animal bitch
>>82516211
>And who the fuck cares about Ant-Man?
Stopped reading.
>>82533333
What a waste of quints. Liking shitty movies based on shitty legacy heroes.
No matter who they get for JJJ, it's going to be heart breaking seeing someone else play him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgL8h_u2PHw
They should honestly just get the same actor to reprise J.J.
No one will care.
>>82535095
He's playing Commissioner Gordon in JUSTice League, and WB probably makes their DC actors sign contracts forbidding MCU roles.
Just saw the movie this morning, it was pretty fucking great. Only real gripes were that Tony didn't get a chance to be right about anything, everybody bitching about really tiny numbers of civilian casualties given the scope of the situations, and Wanda/Vision just sort of getting lost and doing nothing for significant chunks of the big showdown.
>>82515623
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Can we talk about how Tom looks exactly like Tobey Maguire during the stinger scene?
>>82514365
>This was the best comic book movie ever made
kek. Not even best Marvel Studios movie.
>After 14 years of misses, Spider-Man has finally done justice. I'm almost in tears
Performance wise maybe. But I doubt the solo movie will ever surpass SM 1/2.
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>>82515323
because the other people in his class were dicks to him, they deserved far worse most of the time
>>82515201
Doshin has a micropenis bruh
>>82537068
>kek Not even best Marvel studios movie
Yes It is
>>82515201
>Torrent the first 10-15 comics and actually read them instead of using wikipedia.
sounds like you need to follow your own advice
>>82514365
Best Disney Marvel movie but still not that great. Could have cut 30 mins (especially from the first half) but I say that about most movies so it might not be fair. Easily best Spidey though which is kind of sad. Same vibe I got from Affleck Batman. Should have gotten much more Parker imo.
>>82516179
stop this cringey headcanon you have of peter being an introvert just so you can feel you're more like him
he was a nerd, but he was just as much of an asshole back to his classmates as they were to him, he wasn't afraid to speak his mind to them
>>82515201
The first thing he does is ask out Sally Avril, that's not introverted. Flash and company also invite him out to places later in that run and they hardly bully him, just bust his balls at the worst. Peter did it to Flash too.
>>82529266
The edited version may be more realistic, but the eyes look even goofier.
>>82514365
I say its unfair to call him the best Spiderman already
He was only in for less than 20 mins so there's not much to say about him, much like BvS's Wondy
>>82538709
To be fair, Wondy was one of the few aspects of BvS that was acclaimed.
What was the biological weapon that crossbones wanted
did he even really want it
also zemo a shit, i get that you needed to attach a big name to the bad guy for the sake of the audience but he didn't even wear a furred purple hood with a tiara and was filthy mudblood sokovia
not muh zemo
>>82515091
I didn't like it much either. It's too young. Spidey is young I get it but he's not like 12 either.
>>82539135
>What was the biological weapon that crossbones wanted
FOXDIE
>>82539135
I think Crossbones was just doing mercenary work to get Cap's attention, since he had his new suit and wanted revenge on Steve.
>>82538973
my point is she was also praised for looking cool for 10 minutes regardless
>>82514596
Ultimate Aunt May could get the pipe.
>>82514880
Context?
>>82515623
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>>82514365
>GotG
>TWS
>Ant-Man
>Civil War
>the rest
>>82535345
>Only real gripes were that Tony didn't get a chance to be right about anything
He was right about a lot of things. You thinking he was in the wrong doesn't mean that he and his side didn't have good points.
>>82539246
15. Anything under 18 is going to be considered 12. 15 is the proper age to start Spider-Man.
>>82528765
But anon, skateboarding is only for the most radical of the totally radical dude.
>>82529261
Anon, lurk more. Liking the Raimi films has been a meme since the second one came out.
>>82538973
>To be fair, Wondy was one of the few aspects of BvS that was acclaimed.
More like "not as awful as expected". She barely had a speaking role in the film.
What if Avengers: Infinity War became more of something like, I don't know, a "War of the Infinite Worlds", like the recent Secret Wars.
>>82529266
Are you one of those autists who can't read faces? You gotta be.
You used the outline of his puffy hair to match the outline of the mask in the superimposed middle image. That's fucking retarded. His hair and ears are pressed down by the mask. So, the proportions of the mask resemble those you's get if you shaved his head and cut of his ears... and voila, the eyes are in the right place again.
You just can't see it because you suffer from autism.
>>82528885
I really hope this is bait and that's not actually what you think they meant by "Ultimate Spider-Man".
>>82542861
That's an interesting thought, but how would they keep making films after such a catastrophic event?
question so how powerful is spiderman really compared to the rest of the heroes? He did catch buckeys metal arm with ease. But then got bodied by The captain
>>82515623
PIZZA TIME
>>82514365
Come on the Nolan trilogy wasn't that long ago.
>>82542861
You know, i see why got nuts. His Sue dropped him. His Johny is black and his Thing has no wienner.
>>82543766
>powerlevels
>>>/s4s/
>>82514394
American Splendor, Ghostworld and Crumb.
>>82523208
Thank God if true
