How would you make a Koala-themed superhero/heroine?
>>82504660
what about drop-bears?
>>82504660
Female
Teenage
Fluffy grey pigtails
Stocky
Short
Aussie accent
>>82504660
Just give him some guns and a wacky backstory.
Koalas have the cute little babies that the mommas hold onto real tight, right? Well my superheroine koala would specialize in babies, and rescuing babies, and beating up villains who want to hurt babies and stop babies from crying.
>>82505269
I suppose the koala superheroine could also fight regular supervillains, just by like being supermotherly to them and making them feel guilty and not want to hurt people anymore.
>>82504734
Utility pouch
>>82504734
She's called "Drop-Bear", she has teleportation powers, but only to eight feet above any surface in her field of vision.
Well said hero would be oily and stink like goddamn hell, as well as being more flammable than most animals.
Also he or she would be a complete idiot and not know what to do at all in any given situation that isn't "I eat some eucalyptus leaves".
>>82504660
Have them be all sweet and cuddly until you piss them off, unleashing hell.
Seriously, Koala's sound downright demonic when they're mad.
https://youtu.be/x8oLu7znwQ0
>>82504660
Fancy koala ears, grey costume, eucalyptus-themed attacks.
>>82504734
>>82505470
Thick retractable claws
Climbing powers but roughly at the equivalent speed of a Koala
Dumb as a bag of rocks
>>82505512
So she can just be bear-dropped into any area?
>>82506576
Double thumbs, too.
An Australian boxer named K.O. Ala.
>>82506883
Forgot pic
>>82504734
>>82505269
>>82505470
>>82505512
I can dig it.
>>82506576
>>82506113
Christ, don't remind me. Not only are they as active and intelligent as a watery turd (as well as smelling like one), but they're such stupidly fussy eaters it's not even funny.
They're almost at a panda-levels of evolutionary incompetence...
>>82507070
>>82507070
>bulletproof nose armor
>>82507070
and we're done
Good job!
>>82507265
Not to mention they've all got chlamydia.
>>82507473
"Chlamydea" is actually a traditional Australian greeting
"Chlamydea mate!"
Mutant or girl in a koala suit?
>>82507638
girl in a koala suit, but maybe an episode where she mutates
.
Are there seriously no koala-themed superheros?
what about blinky bill? he wasnt a super hero but he was cool
also O would totally plow his step sister nutsy.
pic related. I would wreck that shit
>>82510416
fuck me thats I not O
>>82505137
His name is Reginald, and he is as cute as a button.
>>82504660
Something like pic-related except she's practically narcoleptic, taking cute naps during intense situations and causing villains to drop their guard.
>>82504660
GUMNUT.
Although he'd be a super-villain.
>>82511355
We found her rightful arch enemy! Drop Bear vs Panda Mania!
>>82507070
What would her rouges gallery look like?
>Supervillians never bother attacking Aus
>>82511387
Panda Mania aside?
The Bunyip
The Wobbigong
Kangaroo Jack.
>>82507070
Would she ever consider teaming up with Squirrel Girl or the /co/meleon?
>>82511387
Kraven, duh.
>>82507070
Does she get any allies?
>>82512070
Wallaby Lass!
>>82507070
Dat pouch
Very nice
>>82507070
Fund it!
>>82510416
The recent movie was underwhelming but Nutsy was so damn cute
>>82512070
DROP BEAR AND WOMBAT WOMAN
>>82512070
Marsupial Maid
Kangaroo Kel
There's a new Kangaroo themed furry cartoon being made right now with some big names on it, too. What the fuck is Australia doing, trying to sneak it's Martian animals into my cartoons so much lately?
>>82512070
>>82507070
part of her backstory is that she was hit by a falling koala bear.
Koalas sleep 18 hours a day.
>>82512600
A Koala killed her Koala in an alley way.
>>82512070
Looks like a spinoff.
>>82512600
>>82512626
She was hit with an over dose of Gamma Koala.
>>82512380
>Mary sensei's Australia obsessed colleague is secretly a koala themed anti bullying vigilante at school
>she defeats evil by dropping on them unexpectedly in the hallway
and yelling Australian colloquialisms with a Japanese pronunciation
>>82512624
>6 hour of JUSTICE.
>>82507384
>"bulletproof nose armor"
>"but the bullet impact would kill you anyway-"
>"BULLETPROOF NOSE ARMOR!"
>>82512380
These are so adorable.
>>82512722
Maybe everything but her nose is bulletproof because of Aboriginal snake magic.
>>82512380
Is there a site where these are located?
>>82512912
Yes, a couple.
>>82512979
Good, hope she gets the attention and love she puts into these comics.
>>82513008
Advertising is not love, anon. Neither is spoon feeding an able bodied adult.
>>82513049
I'm able bodied. I just wanted to know if she had websites with her comics. They're too adorable not to be public.
>>82507265
I once heard that Koala will not eat eucalyptus leaves that have been removed from the branch. No matter how fresh, or even if the leaf has been removed from the branch and just handed to the Koala.
>>82513106
How do you think we got them? Hacking into her HD?
>>82504734
2 switchblade-equipped thumbs on each hand and a raging case of chlamydia.
>>82514018
And I saw Joan Embry from the San Diego Zoo feed a koala on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson by doing just that.
>>82514180
Then I was misinformed. Thank you Anon.
>>82507070
cute
The Drop Bear
Only power is an invincible shock absorbing ass, climbs buildings and jump onto Criminals below, leave behind nothing but a faint smell of eucalyptus.super weakness is that they have Chlamydiae.
>>82504660
Rocket, but always high.
>>82507070
>>82512070
You just KNOW she fights inexplicably American-accented poachers
>>82517597
DidgeriDoom
Can she talk to animals? Or does she THINK she can talk to animals?
>>82504660
By giving them chlamydia, an addiction and a terrible fucking temper.
![[screaming internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KTuQqAq.jpg "[screaming internally].jpg")
>>82517681
>>82504660
>Enormous horrific claws.
>Immunity to poison.
>Chlamydia
>>82517597
and Mel Gibson, who is by day the friendly mayor of the town and by night changes into his alter ego: the super criminal Mel Gibson.
>>82517806
>Animal native to Australia is a nightmare creature from hell.
Surely people aren't surprised by this.
>>82517681
FUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8
>>82504660
I challenge you to come up with a more useless, redundant, ass backwards animal then the Koala
>>82518533
The Kiwi.
>>82518533
The clam
>>82518533
Australians
>>82518533
Pandas
>>82518533
Sea Cucumber.
If they're threatened they're "vomit" out their internal organs from their multipurpose anus.
>>82511387
Emus as stock henchman fodder. The Emu War was no laughing matter, and conspiratorial remnants of the Emu Army are everywhere.
>>82511387
>>Supervillians never bother attacking Aus
At least the Japs remembered you enough to drop a colony.
>>82518915
At least they have broads in Atlanta.
>>82518999
Now that should be a superhero
>>82517681
Love interest?
>>82504660
>>82507070
>>82512070
Thread about Koalas
>How can we make it acceptable to fuck?
Never change /co/
>>82519885
Never see a superheoine costume before huh?
>>82505269
> a superhero that's a single mom and has to bring her baby on missions because she can't afford a sitter
>>82518624
Speaking of, we need a rival super heroine from New Zealand named Kid Kiwi
>>82512635
Well she did wear the mask.
>>82518915
A panda is still a bear and therefore can still fuck up a human if it get's the chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rQwqMkEi2w
>>82506953
don't they have two vaginas as well?
>>82520265
does the baby alsoeat her pre-digested diarrhea poo because that's what koalas do, since they aren't mammals and don't give milk.
>>82520558
1. Marsupials (and therefore Koalas) are, in fact, mammals.
2. Koalas do nurse (the teats are in the pouch, the baby latches on as soon as it's born and doesn't let go for a while); the "pap" is just a bacterial kickstarter for the baby so it can prepare its digestive system to start handling leaves.
A nihilist koala in a business suit who is constantly trying to subdue the banality of existence with heavy drinking. Attacks by spitting at high velocities.
>>82520980
>>82520980
https://youtu.be/73typlf6sFk
a classic.
>>82518533
The Kakapo. Their primary defense against predators is to climb up a tree and fall out.
>>82520415
Maybe it can, but it is not a bear.
>>82506953
Truly the next step in evolution.
>>82521342
Ironically, that also happens to be the Koala's main defense strategy against dogs as well...
>>82504660
Australia doesn't have super heroes. Every single person in Australia is a criminal so having one is pointless.
>>82504660
>>82507070
Maybe her real name could be some variant on "Joey", like Josephine.
>>82507265
They're roughly at sloth levels of evolutionary incompetence.
>>82522651
Do they have supercriminals?
>>82511387
Captain boomerang
Obviously
>>82507070
I know many don't read Spinnerette anymore (since Chochi left) but we basically have a few villains for her that appear in the comic.
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