So is this pretty much the ideal Superhero body?
>>82429339
No, this guy's too thick. the Dorito is the ideal superhero body.
>>82429339
How come we never see logs in comics like the one in his pants?
Bruce Timm superheroes maybe.
>>82429461
Same reason why you don't see camel toe.
Unless you do.
Yes, but everyone loves the V shape.
>>82429339
Maybe for Cable or something.
>>82429461
>Log
More like micropenis
>>82429339
no homo i'd let this dude get deep inside my boipussy
>>82429564
Fucking faggots not conforming to my ideal of male beauty.
>>82429339
He'd be a good sabretooth.
>>82429339
Maybe. What's his ass look like?
Most superheroes aren't really bara so not really. That guy's bara as fuck.
>>82429339
The older ideal.
>DK Batman
>Wildcat
>>82429339
I dunno about ya'll, but my ideal non-powered superhero would be a toned as fuck cardio nut. Body of a gymnast and all that, ya feel?
Once we get into super powered characters though, I don't mind them being swole as fuck.
>>82429701
Let's find out.
I can't find a good image, his bf seems similarly built.
female ideal, but try and get anyone in comics to draw something. I get that it's fantasy, but I'm tired of Victoria Secret models being used a reference.
>>82429806
This work?
>>82429806
Why though? Supes super strength comes from his alien physiology, not because he trains hard. He should be lean and fit because his body would constantly burn fat. Batman can be swole because his strength comes from actual body building.
>>82429895
>short She-Hulk
If the character has super strength it actually doesn't make a lot of sense for them to look like that unless they trained to get there. Why is Superman built when he was always super strong? He has never had to work to lift anything or do any physical effort. He should be scrawny as fuck.
>>82429844
This is disappointing.From the thumbnail I thought he was holding himself up with his arms. like some crazy floating pushup.
>>82429968
Yellow sun supercharges his body's cells. That's why he's scrawny in Flashpoint.
>>82429844
not bad, not bad
>>82429968
>Why is Superman built when he was always super strong? He has never had to work to lift anything or do any physical effort. He should be scrawny as fuck.
Something about the sun affecting his muscles. I also like to think it gives him really smooth moisturized skin and makes his hair extra bouncy.
>>82429901
That'd work, yeah.
>>82429912
Let's use characters like Spider-Man & Daredevil as examples. These guys spend the night running around, swinging and leaping from rooftop to rooftop. Now I dunno about you, but I couldn't see some brick shithouse a la Schwarzenegger nimbly prancing around. Maybe I'm completely wrong and Ahnold has the grace of a danseur, but this is how I feel about the issue.
And Superman is ripped because "muh superior Krypton genes".
>>82429968
I don't think Superman should be huge but he should be reasonably swole/in shape like a guy who regularly goes to the gym. An ideal "healthy" shape rather than pro athlete levels.
>>82429912
Because it has visual connotations of power and strength which is why they're ridiculously swole to begin with.
>>82429895
Depends on the chick. I actually like a more toned top heavy Mia for She-Hulk and other swole chicks.
>>82430027
I thought that was because he was couped up like humanoid veal.
>>82429912
Depending on the story he works up to his strength levels.
>>82429339
Depends on the hero. Spidey wouldn't suit being that hueg. Cable needs to be even hueger.
>>82430179
it actually hurts how attracted I am to her
>>82430179
post cute fit girls!
>>82429339
He would make an awesome Herc if he grew out his hair.
>>82429339
Good brawler body type like Batman, not an agile type like spiderman.
>>82430140
I honestly like how Christopher Reeve looks as Superman. He's obviously in shape but isn't a bodybuilder. Bodybuilder Supes is something I never really thought suited him, really.
>>82430257
That was the plan.
>>82430179
Those shoulders look way too wide.
>>82429806
>toned
dropped like 3rd period french.
>>82430291
I could go for a little more definition but yeah, something like that is good.
>>82429339
No but he could play a pretty good Herc or Ares.
>>82430268
Batman's nowhere near as buff as that guy.
>>82430344
apologize for what you just said about her
>>82429339
Why does he shave his legs?
What a queer! I bet he shaves his asshole too
>>82430582
Hard to swim with hairy legs.
Also, are you telling me you don't shave your asshole?
>>82430641
no
I'm not fruity in the booty
We need more of this, and less "oh so quirky" females, but this is just me saying my fetish is one of the best things ever. I do think a balance can be found to make bodies appealing, yet reasonable for the character.
>>82430582
What do you do when you have one of those nasty peanut butter shits, then?
>>82430687
>we need more of a body type instead of a nondescript personality trait
Wat.
>>82430743
Yeah, that's fetishes for you.
>>82430732
Wipe my ass like every normal fucking person
>>82430687
Eh Kortney is a bit far I think. I mean she falls into one of my fetishes so I'd still hit it but I can see a lot of people being turned off by a character drawn like her.
>>82430291
>>82430383
This is the perfect Superman physique
>>82430534
Her shoulders look wider than her hips
>>82429339
what's wrong with cavill's?
>>82430942
His acting
>>82430968
>Snyder's directing and Goyer's writing
FTFY
>>82430942
Needs more chest.
>>82429339
nope....his torso looks like a fucking ball
>>82430942
I like that Klokov is a bit beefier.
Just my preference.
>>82431255
How?
>>82430882
I Said apologize!!!!
>>82431282
way too much volume under chest
>>82431436
I'm surprised you didn't say anything about her knees.
>>82431005
I'll be honest I've never seen Cavill outside of the Snyder movies, so I have no idea how good of an actor he can be.
>>82429339
not even close op.
>>82431492
>>82429339
I meant this ^ guy
>>82429680
>>82431509
Hell no lmao
Henry Cavil just nails it.
Scooby is the hero we deserve
>>82431673
i'm just glad they ditch the red underwear
>>82431586
Oh my bad.
Is this a /fit/ thread?
>>82431760
I think the red underwear still complements the suit in the comics. But for a movie version, yeah it had to be done.
>>82431760
I think the red underwear does a good job of breaking that almost solid mass of blue, it's an eyesore.
>>82431851
Needs a red belt
>>82431760
Go fuck yourself.
>>82431830
Sorta.
>>82431540
He was very charismatic as Napoleon Solo in The Man from Uncle, so I'm confident that given a good script he could have delivered exactly the kind of Superman everyone actually wants to see.
>>82429895
>>82430179
>>82430326
>>82430687
>>82430802
>>82431282
>>82431492
>>82431811
Do ANY of these girls have nudes?
>>82432611
Kortney>>82430687 used to do porn but she had most that scrubbed off the Internet. IF you look you might be able to find a few.
Mia has a few SFW nudes so she's naked but you can't really see anything.
>>82431492
>>82431282
Sauce, mi familia
>>82432894
Pernille Penelopee
>>82432705
5D8E5AF
>>82431616
>>82429680
>>82432705
>those legs and ass
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>82429895
For tank characters. It's hard to imagine heroines with secret identities walking swole as fuck in their day jobs when the average woman doesn't look anything close too that
>>82432705
I don't know if that makes me Irish but
>too much thigh
>>82432705
the ass was fat
>>82429680
>>82433053
Either they have a second form or they could Clark Kent it all tongue and cheek like.
I mean Wonder Woman is supposed to be ridiculously gorgeous but she tied
her hair back and threw on a sexy Military Uniform and nobody could tell the difference.
>>82429692
god tier sabretooth.
>>82429692
Heck, he's even got the creepy smile. He'd be perfect.
>>82429968
kryptonian eugenics. they had to have had a breeding program as arrogant as they were.
>>82429339
Who /fit/ here?
srsly guys, lifting isn't that hard, I lift in my room 4 hours at week while watching cartoons and anime.
>>82434161
I go to the gym 6 days a week.
Finally starting to get some definition and not be a skinnyfat faggot
>>82434161
I lurk but I fell off and gained back a bunch of weight.
Now I'm starting again.
>>82434195
"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."
Do you like superman THIC?
>>82434161
>Who /fit/ here?
I don't lift or exercise on a schedule but I'm still in pretty good shape.
I was a distance runner for so many years in school that my body maintains a certain level of endurance. I only run 2 or 3 times per week but I can still lay down a 7-minute tempo or do 10-13 mile long runs with ease.
>>82434161
I'm not but I'm gonna work out this summer.
I'm a skeltal right now and I want to be a jacked skeltal by this time next year.
>>82434299
Superman doesn't need to be huge. His strength has nothing to do with his muscles
>>82434299
>Do you like superman THIC?
No, but someone like Hercules should be.
>>82429339
Nah, they seem to prefer the dorito, but that is the ideal body for every man.
SQUATS AND OATS, SQUATS AND OATS!
>>82433022
source please
>>82429339
That's a good Captain Marvel body. He should be broad and burly like a circus strongman.
I'd say good Thor too.
>>82430797
>disgusting degenerate pig = normal
okay.
>>82434476
>giving_birth.webm
>>82434476
Not gonna lie this turns me on I have problems.
>>82434476
If you miss the watermelon it looks like she's having an explosive bout of menstruation
>>82432705
I want her to use those thighs to pop my head like a zit.
>>82434476
Just like that.
>>82434323
Start now so you can be more jacked next summer
>>82437130
I've got exams and assignments right now, anon.
But they're over in a couple weeks, so once that's done I'm gonna need something to fill the time.
>>82432611
are there cute /fit/ men?
>>82431540
The Man From U.NC.L.E. was great.
I'm mad that Cavill is charismatic by nature, yet we don't see that in the Superman movies. He's more Superman in his numerous interviews than in BvS.
>>82430942
The top of his head.
>>82438023
Did he smile even once in BvS?
>>82439125
Bathtub scene and "you are my world".
Coincidentally, those are Superman's two best scenes in the movie.
>>82432705
>>82429895
She got kind of a weird face but my boner finds that weirdly attractive
who is this
penis
purloiner
>>82439315
I'm a SM/WWfag but "You are my world" made me tear up. Zimmer's score helped as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdc6QjBNOOU
>>82429339
yeah but black
>tfw she's perfect for the role but she doesn't even exist
>tfw arms, legs, torso and face come from stock photos
>>82431830
WHAT'S THE IDEAL MALE FORM TO ATTRACT AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE
>>82441531
A giant penis.
>>82434161
I'm working my way to being a tournament-going tennis amateur.
I need to get a proper trainer/coach so I know what type of training I should go for, right now I'm just hitting the courts and doing drills
tennis 2-3x a week, 3x a week light resistance
>>82430687
I agree, but you can't have female bodies like this without every single obese neckbeard on /co/ flipping their shit about butch lesbians.
>>82434323
Starting in winter is better since you can get jacked before the weather turns.
Jeez, I really gotta start working out
>>82441531
women have different tastes on men it can go from hermswoth buffness to delicate tom hiddleston
>>82441598
Made of chocolate and ejaculating money.
>>82431575
Holy shit goals. Who is this dude?
>>82429968
Modern Superman doesn't start to get his powers until his teens. Until then he's usually a kid that helps out on a farm so there's tons of work to give him muscles beforehand and for some reason the general physique sticks around.
i have a really fat tummy and ridiculis fat thighs.
I just wanna lift bros but i dont know if it will hurt me later
>>82430291
>He's obviously in shape
lmao
>>82442051
Start by doing cardio, then once you get used to exercise transition into weightlifting.
Biking is good exercise and it's low impact so you don't have to worry about messing up your joints.
>>82442084
>>82430123
>Now I dunno about you, but I couldn't see some brick shithouse a la Schwarzenegger nimbly prancing around. Maybe I'm completely wrong and Ahnold has the grace of a danseur, but this is how I feel about the issue.
Arnold practiced ballet to improve his posing in BB competitions
>>82439315
He also has a subtle, polite smile when handing off the girl after the fire in Brazil or wherever
>>82431616
>>82433277
Where can I find jjfrenchie's old works? They got a pixiv but it's only new stuff.
>>82430250
How about now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sYPZs9-ieY
If their strength is innate or supernatural rather than trained they'd look more like this.
>>82442084
wew lad
>>82433277
>>82434299
I have no idea who this guy is, but I want him in my butt.
>>82430001
>>82445953That guy's handy jay game must be amazing.
>>82445953
My wrists would break if I even attempted that, at any level of fitness.
>>82429895
she looks freakin hot
but for my taste she has the maximum buffness achieved which is still hot as a woman
would not want her to gain more...
>>82429339
Idk but I have a boner now
>>82445395
You're a fucking faggot dude. Christ, at least keep your degeneracy to yourself. I know this is neo-/co/ but come the fuck on dude. At least old /co/ hide their faggotry.
>>82445953
>that elbow jerk at the top
This is nigga is gambling on those elbows. Hope he isn't locking.
>>82430687
My penis thanks you anon.
>s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/29/56/05/295605c3443e5e19f4991d54e5dc6320.jpg
>>82429680
wtf is a boipussy
>>82430582
swimmers shave their whole body because it helps
>>82430095
>makes his hair extra bouncy
So THAT'S why he's always had the perfect cowlick, he's a walking Loreal ad
>>82449796
>>82449796
>At least old /co/ hide their faggotry.
We must be talking about a different old /co/.
>>82431851
Nah. Why is a single color mass only a problem for Superman? Batman, Flash and many others don't seem to get nearly the same criticism for the lack of underpants - and Batman also had them traditionally.
>>82430582
>I bet he shaves his asshole tooI hope so
>>82453531
I think it's a problem for Batman and Superman, okay sure they don't need the underpants, but they need some color in the middle. The flash has his yellow streaks at this waist.
>>82453531
Because even in the comics past the late 80s Batman's undies were already black so no one really cares too much. He's pretty just been a mixture of grey and black for decades now. Flash has the lightening bolt yellow to break up his colour.
>>82429895
>but I'm tired of Victoria Secret models being used a reference.
Seriously, I can't be the only one who's tired of having those malnourished bag of bones pushed down my throat as something ideal, can I? Fuck the thin ideal.
>>82456563
I'd be more open to supporting bigger models if they weren't so tied to the whole Plus Size/HAES bullshit. Too often do they just skip over the Steffania Ferrarios and 90% of South Americas and move right into the Lena Dunhams and other horrifying visages. Besides it's not like I can't just look up thick girls on Instagram.
>>82456563
Two reasons
1.The industry is ran by homosexuals. Skinny andro women, masculine women, and chicks with a HOOK are the name of the game and they do not understand what is attractive to het people or how het peoples minds work.
2.Sexy women with pronounced secondary sexual characteristics make other women angry and murderously jealous. Skinny mostly unattractive women will sell more clothes then attractive women with builds they do not have.
3.The business is about creating a standard that most can not meet and selling them teh fantasy that they can meet it if they buy this or wear that or do what they say they should.
Women fall for it all day. Men do too if you look at the geared up homosexuals on the covers of fitness and music magazines.
>>82456937
To be fair it's not like thick girls aren't just as unattainable. The REAL issue is that them being on the fringe has allowed fatties to think they count as thick too.
>>82434299
Now that I think about it... How big is superman's penis? Obviously not hueg enough to split lois in half and not small because she seems to crave those ayylmaos he got.
>>82430123
>Now I dunno about you, but I couldn't see some brick shithouse a la Schwarzenegger nimbly prancing around. Maybe I'm completely wrong and Ahnold has the grace of a danseur, but this is how I feel about the issue.
Well, a lot of the classic strongmen, like Sandow and Hackenschmidt also did gymnastics. They were frequently described as not only incredibly strong but very agile, coordinated, and flexible.
>>82429968
Not necessarily. Most people looking to build muscle for show rather than strength aren't actually lifting at their full capacity. Lighter Weight and Higher Reps are what cause the hypertrophic effect and cause the expansion. So, if someone with Super Strength never, or rarely, finds anything that's actually challenging them to move around BUT is constantly using their strength... then I'd say an argument could be made.
Unless I'm completely misunderstanding how this works.
>>82434299
Hot damn what a nice ass!
>>82456699
That's the issue though. Any women with hips, thighs and ass will be categorized as plus size, even if they're healthier than the emaciated skeletons you see on the runway (Victoria Secret included). It's a vicious cycle that gets exacerbated even further because they have to share the term with women that are, in truth, big or fat.
>>82458142
I know but Ijust don't want the politics are the gross chicks who think they're on the same tier as the hot ones.
>>82456699
>Too often do they just skip over the Steffania Ferrarios and 90% of South Americas and move right into the Lena Dunhams and other horrifying visages.
>And move right into the Lena Dunhams and other horrifying visages
>Lena Dunhams
Got curious, so I googled her. Jesus Christ. That's the opposite extreme of being scrawny.
Man, the fashion and modelling industry are so clueless. Someone get a bunch of straight man into that sector, this is embarrassing.
I think it's more like this.
>>82456937
>2.Sexy women with pronounced secondary sexual characteristics make other women angry and murderously jealous.
You raise a good point my friendo. We are social animals, but we're also highly competitive when it comes to sexual selection and finding suitable mates. I guess in that context it makes sense for a less attractive women to manipulate the competition by forcing them to become less fertile-looking.
Maybe it's just a shitty theory, but anecdotally, I've seen it happen. And it genuinely pisses me off.
>>82430344
too wide for what?
>>82431830
Too many pictures of girls
>>82453341
>>82458479
They're not clueless they just have their own way of doing things. They don't care about appealing to men, or the mainstream even. The ones that care about appealing to men are usually in Men's Magazines and Porn.
>>82434476
>this will never be your skull
jdimsafam
>>82456563
>>82458479
>>82440969
Looks like Fabok Wondy come to life
>>82458894
Which makes little sense, since men on average are less picky than women.
>>82434299
Fugg, ass is phat.
>>82459156
>>82459166
thickmind
>>82442051
your fat tummy and thighs are hurting you right now
>>82458479
Thank you for posting her- my heart is struggling right now!
My god, how can this ass be real?!
>>82459608
>>82434299
>his ass, thighs, and junk all jiggle as he walks
>>82434161
>srsly guys, lifting isn't that hard
Yeah... I'm not falling for that meme again.
>>82459901
If grampa can do it , you can do it.
NO EXCUSES
>>82460034
Naw, I really cannot. Apparently, what I used to call exercise everybody else would call a quarter of a warm-up. Stopped bothering after I realized that.
>>82459385
Doesn't mean we have no preferences. Signs of fertility are important, which is why certain body shapes produce more primal lust than others since they can produce better offspring.
>>82459901
>>82460172
>he's never been in good enough shape to enjoy exercise
I actually feel bad for you man.
You just gotta get over the initial hump of totally sucking and then it's all sunny skies and endorphin highs.
Humans are designed for physical exertion, 20,000 years of evolution isn't nearly long enough to change that. Your body will reward you for exercising, just like it does for eating and fucking and sleeping.
>>82460172
That's how it is for everyone when they first start, it's okay, you just need to keep extending it and pushing your limits til it's like what >>82460446 is talking about
>>82460446
>Humans are designed for physical exertion, 20,000 years of evolution isn't nearly long enough to change that. Your body will reward you for exercising, just like it does for eating and fucking and sleeping.
I think something is really wrong with me I only really enjoy one of those things.
>>82430687
That really a female of the species?
>>82459696
God that's weird. Her ass is like one of those amazon frogs that inflate their throats.
I feel so bad for all these women that are hopping onto the Kardashian body trend, because they are going to have a hell of a time converting to heroin-chic when that takes over in 5 years. They'll stop doing squats non-stop, the muscle will convert to fat, then as their ass decreases in size from starvation they'll have insane stretch marks and weird baggy skin.
>>82461034
>body trend
whoops meant "booty"
>>82459385
No we aren't. We will and do knock 5/10 women who are throwing themselves at us out of the way to savagely deep dick the living daylights out of a 7/10 who kind of hates us.
>>82460172
Even if you only walk for a half hour a day, that's something. It's okay to start small. Do what you can then keep doing it until you can do more.
>>82461072
but we fucked the 5/10 didn't we.hypothetically. I'm not even lucky enough to get a 5 look my way.
>>82461072
>We will and do knock 5/10 women
And women, meanwhile, would have to be in a Sahara for a dry spell to do a 6/10 dude.
>>82461034
please, no one is going back to this disgusting shit
>>82461187
Later if we needed the pussy and they were close by yeah. I mean if I'm at full mast and in that almost ready to rape kind of need to fuck mindset..if that 5/10 came by and offered the pussy to me...
I would destroy her and leave her broken dripping and hating her cunt for how much it hurts and knowing she'll do it again and have a mini orgasm if I so much hump the air in her general direction.
>>82461326
uh huh...
>>82461911
happened before why wouldn't it again?
>>82461911
While I definitely prefer curvaceous broads, fashion is cynical, and expecting trends to not change is one sure fire way to be wrong
>>82461911
Uh... what? That's how fashion works. You can't sell one thing forever, it changes.
>>82462332
A couple of decades of the heroin chic aesthetic isn't going to change thousands of years of evolution. Besides, where's the evidence that we're going back?
>>82431509
>superman smiling
This isnt 1938
>>82463495
go away Snyder
>>82462548
Maybe not back to EXACTLY heroin chic but some faggot could say "ridiculously skinny bitches are in again" and that's that. Granted we could go thicker. Anything can happen.
>>82462548
By your logic (and I use the word with hesitation), the heroin chic look shouldn't have even occurred because it defied "thousands of years of evolution". How can you admit something existed, and then say it's impossible for it to exist again?
>>82429461
>How come we never see logs in comics like the one in his pants?
Because the penis is evil. Why'd good guys have the mark of evil?
Flex Mentallo starring this guy when?
>>82457099
>it so juicy the impact almost lags.
>>82461911
>no one is going back to this disgusting shit
there are ppl on /a/ right now listing the various, glorious attributes of the dfc.
the body type has its place and can be very aesthetic; as long as this is the case, you'll find ppl that will want to fuck it not to mention sometimes you just get sick of the same ol' same ol'.
>>82458479
thanks for posting the wonderful pre-fap material. her body is mesmerizing and she's actually a good dancer. damn!
What superhero does /CO/ think I should dress ass for Halloween?
>>82464674
Wolverine.
Not saying you're short but you've got that kinda broad looking physique.
>>82464674
Mighty Manlet of MexicoI dunno Atom Smasher?
I guess you could say I have vroad shoulders and yeah, I'm 5'7.
Not even Mexican but close enough I suppose.
>>82464746
Can you grow a mustache?
>>82429339
No. and you are so deep in the closet that breathing must be difficult
>>82464812
>deep in the closet
I thought I was being open with my homosexual attraction to that glorious russian Beefcake
>>82429339
There is no ideal superhero body in reality. Pic related gives you the looks but not the power, endurance or agility. Ottermode gives you the agility but not the power or endurance, soldiermode gives you the endurance but not the power or agility, bearmode gives you the power but not the agility or endurance.
The human body cannot be peak strong, peak fast, peak flexible, peak resistant and peak damage-absorbing at the same time because the fat+muscle configuration for one impedes the others.
>>82466524
>not the power
Dudes a world ranked weightlifter.
I don't know about the rest of that shit but dudes pretty powerful.
>>82466590
Yeah, his weight division is full of Ahnold-looking dudes but the true heavyweights are all mountains.
>>82453531
It is a problem for Batman as well, albeit to a lesser degree.
The reason for this is that Batman frequently hides his body behind his cape and or in the shadows. But even then something to break the colour does help the design a lot for when his body is actually in picture.
Meanwhile Superman bares himself for the world to see and doesn't hide. Leaving the flaws of his designs much more relevant when featuring him.
>>82464782
most likely he can't even grow dick hair
