what's the deal with this haircup, /co/?
it looks qt on my chinese cartoon girls but just makes girls look like psycho dykes in real life
Consider suicide
>>82415767
It's hot IRL and in drawings, and it triggers anons, so really the best of both worlds.
>>82415884
This, but there are a lot of people who can't pull it off and get it anyway.
Looking stupid is empowering.
>>82415767
Party on the side, flaking and scratched up skin on the other side.
Looks awful in drawings but hot irl as long as the person who has it is really skinny.
>>82415767
>I have a personality
>>82415884
>>82415951
>hot irl
Oh, wow. I guess you're entitled to your preferences.
>>82416129
Sorry, Carolina Bang is my favorite actress (minus the acting part) and I got converted.
>>82416153
literally tumblr hair
>>82415767
Comic/cartoon artists have a very skewed perspective of what "cool" looks like.
>>82415767
It has no hair.
>>82415767
A woman's head is full of shit, having a tail on their head is a natural fashion choice.
>>82415767
Stop forcing this.
It's just a way for "quirky" girls to draw attention to themselves and show how they're "not like the other girls" because they don't have personalities.
It's a pretty okay haircut that's gotten hate because it's seen as 'tumblr'
>>82415767
is that germaine
>>82416324
Is every aspect of your physical appearance made to please others?
>>82416324
Basically this yeah
Anyone talking shit about this may as well talk shit about mohawks and pomps. And I ain't having that.
This is the haircut of a woman that wants you to cum on her face but not in her hair.
>>82416686
Everything I have control over, yeah. I try and at least look like a well to do person. Looking like you have mental issues isn't great for holding down a job and at least attempting to be sociable.
>>82416906
As much as you believe people are constantly giving a shit about you, they arent. No one is paying attention to you or your appearance for the majority of your existence. Whatever small boost in ego you feel when you think someone looks your way is negligible to others.
>>82415884
It, like short hair on girls, is only hot when the girl is actually hot already. It's a statement "I have this unorthodox haircut and I'm STILL drop dead gorgeous, that's how hot I am". Put such a haircut on a landwhale or a butterface and it will trigger your gag reflex.
>>82416324
>quirky
This is more of a rebellious type of rather than quirky.
>>82415767
>haircup
>cup
???
>>82415767
Nice meme
>>82417763
Is it half full or half cut???
>>82415767
It looks disgusting so SJWs eat it up. Honestly it's only good for villains getting punched.
>>82416324
Bascially
>>82416686
>>82416906
People should start shaming others who look disgusting on purpose again. If you hurt my eyes I should get to hurt your face.
>>82417705
Hair dye hasn't been rebellious is 20 years.
It's quirky, now. We live in a culture of quirk, and everyone is desperate to appear as quirky as humanly possible, at least in terms of "nerds"
>>82417911
So it's mullets all over again.
>>82417889
"And they all make THIS face"
>>82415933
>>82417928
What is naturally quirky vs forced quirky?
>>82417889
Got burnt this exact way.
Probably shouldn't make wide assumptions based on one girl, but fuck it im going to.
>>82417983
Naturally quirkiness is something that not every 20 something does, like licking pennies or something, and it's most likely actually detrimental to human interaction.
Not all nerds are quirky, and not every 20 something girl who reblogs Marvel gifs on her Tumblr is quirky.
This stuff is just this decade's fad, and these cookie cutter quirky kids are just following a trend.
>>82415767
Just a sign we still need the moonman in this world
>>82415767
Who is this penile punk?
>>82415767
It a punk cut from the 80's, recently had a resurgence due to pornstars and adult performers.
>>82417951
You forgot Carl the Cuck youWHITE MALE!
>>82417951
>>82418337
And I forgot the picture
Is this shitty haircut just the 2010s equivalent of mall goths?
It's way more fucking annoying, that's for sure.
>>82415767
Welcome to /hcg/ - Hair Cup General
What the fuck is going on?
>>82415767
>what's the deal with this haircup, /co/?
There's an epidemic of narcoleptic barbers
>this thread again
I had a haircut close to this for awhile - didn't buzz the one side completely, just cropped it real short like a pixie cut.
I was inspired by Delirium of the Endless. ...I don't know, I have no idea why the hate. The hell is even going on in this thread?
It is a way for girls to get attention inmediately AND to appear masculine/strong without actually being so.
>>82418650
If a cute girl with that haircut walked up to any guy in this thread, maybe only 1 out of 25 would deny her. It's just people shaking their fists at SJWs by proxy
>>82415767
Until more girls are okay with going completely bald I support this look.
>>82415767
>Only needs to use half the shampoo and conditioner when showering
I installed a timer on my computer. Now every hour it block my screen and suggests me to go and stretch my boy a bit. So now every hour I do 10 deep squats and 15-20 push-ups. I feel so good, you can't even imagine. I recommend you to do the same.
>>82418764
>implying these people shower
lol
If they don't care about one part of their appearance, why should they care about any other part?
>>82418707
It didn't really work out cute on me, but I love the character, and it was a super fun haircut. I could do some fun things with bows and braids and hairclips and half of it probably looked ridiculous, but I was enjoying it. That seems like the most important part of an stylistic choice, something you can be happy with, that you choose for personal reasons and not to impress OR disgust anyone else.
When and how did it get commandeered by SJWs?
>>82415767When I first started seeing this hairstyle pop-up, I just assumed they were all fans of skrillex
>>82418864
he's one ugly motherfucker
>>82418795
What you mean is hygyene.
Because these people do care about their appearance; that's why they go through great lengths to try and look as Quirky and Unique and show as possible.
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zEKVai3.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
huh.
>>82418768
Ooh, I should really try that but with practicing my drawings. Gonna have a lot more time on my hands considering the last finals I have to take are tomorrowand I should be studying right now instead of watching a Bavarian throat-singing forum insult a hairdo for vague ideological reasons.
>>82415767
It's a natural extension of white people's nonsensical sense of heat and cold. The race that invented the sweater-with-shorts, the scarf-with-a-T-shirt, and the performance vest does not sense temperature in any way that makes sense. Perhaps every part of their body is sweltering hot except for their freezing-cold neck. Perhaps their arms are somehow warmer than their torso. Or perhaps they require insulation on exactly one side of their head but not the other.
>>82418707
If a girl is cute, any guy would be all over her regardless and that haircut would only be a minus.
ah yes the "just got out of the OR for brain surgery" look
>>82415767
You don't cut the entire side. I hate when they do that.
>>82418857
Much like dyed hair, facial piercings, problem glasses, unflattering clothing, etc, these styles became symbolic of the counter culture that SJWs ascribe themselves to. The irony though is that when everyone is wearing the same look, you pretty much cease being the outspoken individual. Same with the emo look, the goth look, etc etc.
I guess on the plus side, it has made them easy to spot and therefore avoid.
>>82418958
But if their purpose is to be as disgusting as possible, wouldn't showering be against their ideals?
>>82419067
there was a point in my life where i found this look attractive.
Then i grew up and they didnt
once you grow up you realize that these children never will
>>82419023
damn it feels good to be white
>>82419067
Great, another reason to be avoided in my life. Motherfucking tumblr.
>>82419103
They don't think they're disgusting. They think it's everybody else who's disgusting.
>>82418019
Make the assumption learn well how to see the exceptions.
>>82419217
>there was a point in my life where i found this look attractive.
Your death bed?
>>82419305
This might be closest to it. The more culturally homogeneous a social group is, the more its members try to outdo each other in how they signal their membership in the group. It's like how rednecks do themselves up in American flag shit even though they are likely to never encounter a foreigner, or the greengrocer in Vaclav Havel's "Power of the Powerless" puts Marxist slogans in his window even though they will never be seen by anyone who doesn't accept them and hasn't seen them a million times before. They're not showing that they belong; they're showing that they belong MORE than their neighbors. The signal isn't for outsiders; it's for jockeying for position among insiders.
>>82419023
Perhaps heat escapes upwards
>>82415951
Reminds me too much of my father's old comb-over.
>>82415767
Some people just have their hair cut that way. End of story. Don't understand why it triggers assholes so fiercely.
>>82415767
It's a style for people to feel like special snowflakes.
>>82416195
>tumblr
Away with your "MUH TUMBLR BOGEYMAN" bullshit.
>>82420005
#triggered
>>82418415
/co/'s just being shit again.
>>82419493
Heat travelling and leaving upwards through the body is a myth.
>>82418768
>suggests me to go and stretch my boy a bit.
are you talking about jerking it every hour?
>>82420785
Nah, probably his wife's son's boipuççi.
>>82420005
Is it a boogey man when it's literally true?
Either side looks better on its own
Left or right /co/?
> A FEMALE WITH AN UNUSUAL HAIRCUT?!?! REEEEEEEEEE TUMBLR SJW REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jesus /co/, redefining the term "hair trigger".
>>82421372
Get that shit on the left out of my fucking face
>>82421695
/co/ won't be happy until they see SJW in their Alphabet Soup.
>>82421695
I just think it looks stupid.
>>82415767
It's a human form of Aposematism. It's a warning sign to never get involved with people like that because nothing positive can come from associating with them.
>>82421695
>people's opinions on a shitty haircut makes me mad
You're adorable.
Its funny how all-in everyone seems to get going with putting it in media, because it's going to look TREMENDOUSLY dated in a few years.
>>82421978
>all-in everyone seems to get going with putting it in
wuut
But I agree.
>MUH SJWS
It not SJWs. It's a thing for people who desperately wish they were punk but can't go full social reject. Punk is dead, of course; Killed by the very kind of people who want the joy of 'rebelling' in a socially safe context that has no real repercussions. In the end, it's just a cry for attention.
Granted, there are probably people who genuinely like the cut.
>>82421978
Just like mullets, Mohawks, ect. Every decade has their shitty popular trends so it's nothing new.
>>82422036
This gave me an erection.
>>82418768
Every hour seems excessive to me. I'd go for every two or three hours.
>>82422036
Would that be considered cross-dressing? Or feminization?
>either way, still a bitch.
>>82422089
>This gave me an erection.
good good, the conversion begins
>>82418999
>Bavarian throat-singing forum
heres your (you)
>>82422254
I already want to fuck crossdressers though.
>>82415767
More importantly, can we talk about her neck and nose? What the hell? Who drew this, a fifth grader?
>>82415767
>haircup
What did he mean by this?
>>82421695
>hair trigger
Holy shit I laughed.
>>82422299
good good, the conversion is complete
>>82422508
What if I want to have a threesome with a lady dressed as a man and a man dressed as a lady?
>>82415767
I remember that thread, haha.
>>82415767
The only person who it ever looked good on was that one pornstar who got the shit kicked out of her by her MMA boyfriend.
>>82421695
kek. Chill out man we are just laughing at her stupid haircut, not banning it because it reminds us "traumatic" experiences
Does she pull it off?
>>82420956
...but it' not true.
>>82421937
>getting mad over someone else's hairstyle is perfectly normal and not nuts at all
>>82421743
So fucking triggered.
>>82422036
>Draw a girl with a beard
>call it a guy
Why is this allowed?
>>82418864
The haircut's been around a lot longer than that, though. I'm talking decades.
It used to be limited to goths, punks, and alt chicks. It dropped off for a long time, but had a resurgence like 4 or 5 years ago. Of course, every special snowflake has started cutting their hair like that lately.
>>82424056
>the chemo starter pack
>>82415767
It makes my penis hard.
But generally only dumb cunts have it.
It's so conflicting.
>>82415767
>>82423420
Fine art edition.
>>82425853
No kidding. Crazy femanon from earlier here.
To be fair, this is probably not prime relationship material, but that wasn't the point of the hairstyle, or the character.
FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES. You took a fun hairstyle and made it a statement. And I was thinking about getting it cut like this again soon, too. I mean, I still might, but it's really fucking depressing to know how many people are going to look at me and dismiss me as the exact kind of person I hate.
I'm pretty sure it's a Mohawk, just not put up
>mods and janitors arbitrarily deleting posts left and right in threads about currently airing cartoons
>fine with having a weekly thread about the socio-political implications of haircuts
COMICS AND CARTOONS
>>82415767
What is it from you fucking faggots?
>>82417889
Who the fuck made this image, there are 2 girls in it with their natural hair colors.
>>82428266
Hush, this is no place for calm rational analysis.
If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
>>82424056
not at all
>>82429025
No, I mean half of her hair. Does she pull it off?
>>82424596
Just because people make fun of something doesn't mean they're angry.
Go take a walk and get that sand out of your gaping vagina.
>>82428408
That's why /co/ is worst board.
>>82428266
I do my mohawk like a nasty mullet when it's not up, but I suppose women don't have the luxury.
>>82415951
>>82415884
It's shit
The other week I was at my super market and noticed that some brand of hair dye was marketed as "rebellious colors". This struck me as incredibly retarded, since you're not a rebel for buying a product at a super market that is produced by a large corporation that doesn't even require you to present ID.
>>82417951
When girl make that face I want to slap them with my dick
>>82422567
The conversion is... progressing in unexpected ways
>haircup
>>82428463
Son of Batman
>>82417795
dutygenerate ok.
>>82421372
Deadpool: [Commenting on her shaved head] Ripley from Alien 3
>>82415767
Disgusting garbage look for ugly people trying to stand out not realizing everyone else does the same thing.
>>82432941
Thanks famalam. Want to suck my dick?
>>82422036
sauce?
>>82417911
it's a good thing you spend all your time indoors, then
>>82415767
It shows off the shape of the skull while at the same time allows girls to show off their hair. I like it. But I have very bad taste (this is a fact).
>>82415767
The only girl I've seen with that haircut was a short, stocky lesbian who couldn't shut up about "the missus".
And she wasn't good looking enough to make it look anything but ridiculous.
>>82419493
If the fact that heat rises means that you only have to insulate the top half of your body, please feel free to go wear hot pants in the snow.
Actually, no, don't give white people any ideas.
That also does not explain why shaving only one side of your head is a thing. Does heat escape to the right?
>>82438425
>Does heat escape to the right?
only in the northern hemisphere
>>82428517
Their facial features looks Jewish, so they're automatically feminazis.
>>82417889
Remember when colored hair used to associate with goths, punk, and emo girls instead of feminists? Good times.
>>82415767
Very few people can pull it off and I think it looks stupid without actually long hair on one side.
It's kind of disappointing that most female teenage sidekicks are either rebellious anti-establishment punk girls or just generally anti-social. Guess I'll have to stick to that Avengers Academy game for /fa/shionable and friendly teenage girls.
>>82417911
You'd get punched everytime you went outside.
>>82415767
Basically like the faux hawk
At one point it was actually pretty cool and trendy.
Then plebes see it and want to be trendy, too.
Then it gets over played and the actual trendy people move on to something else, while the plebes continue to wear it thinking people are impressed with their hip style until they see the next trendy thing 6 months after they started being a thing
>>82439027
Neither of those were ever cool.
>>82439056
To you
>>82415767
It's hair for idiots.
Idiots have hair like that.
It helps you spot and avoid idiots.
It's a public service by the idiots who have it.
>>82439027
>first time I saw a fauxhawk was on one of my highschools teachers
>forever cemented in my head as 'a dad haircut' for the rest of my life
>>82439098
So, it's like bangs?
>>82439168
Bangs can be cute though.
>>82439406
no they can't. pure moron hair
>>82435544
Only if it's feminine enough
