did they ever fuck?
>>82409566
Doug: just fuck my shit up
Not when Mr.Dink's asshole is plump and ready for fucking
Doug is the most clueless 12 year old I have ever seen in any work of fiction or reality.
>>82409566
inb4 that comic about Doug raping Patty
>>82409961
HONK HONK!
>>82409566
Was Doug Jewish? I mean look at the size of that nose compared to Patti's.
No. Doug is a fat autistic piece of shit. Roger was railing Patty like no tomorrow.
>>82409998
This faith would never let him race mix.
I bet he made her be on the pill for 2 months before he even coped a feel.
>>82409739
is it expensive?
If Doug weren't an autist, he would have gone for superior girl.
>>82410213
man she's thicc
>>82410162
It very expensive.
Huh-hyuh!
Now slide your dick in my purple asshole!
>>82409566
she pegged his boipussy
>>82409566
I don't have the copy pasta, but the creator worked on a coming of age/sex Ed film where the two main characters were more or less the basis for patty and Doug. So yeah they have
In high school Patti finally gave in to Doug's advances. She let him reach up her shirt, then he prematurely ejaculated and left crying. She became a lesbian shortly thereafter.
>>82410213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FAu_r20qbQ
>>82414694
what fucking advances? all Doug did was daydreaming and be awkward when he was in front of Mayo, if Patty talked to him was because she felt sorry for him, most likely Roger one day said "i'm gonna tap your pussy Patty" and then there was that
>>82409739
Nah, Doug fucks Roger who likes to bully him during sex.
One of Roger's favorite thing to do is wrap his legs around Doug just when he's about to cum so he can't pull out. And then he says "Wow, Funny. If I was Patti you would've gotten me pregnant. You loser!"
>>82409566
Yeah, right!!
>>82409580
[presses doug button]
>>82416244
>>82409580
>>82416244
Just [FASTER] my [DOUG] up!
>>82414768
Doug looks like Tsimfuckis in this
And I'll say, thank you Patty, here's five dollars. Go buy yourself a soda... That's not very expensive at all...
>>82410239
yeah but in the disney series she lost a lot of the weight. Ex fat girls will do shit to you the skinny bitch would never even think of
>>82410239
I'm beginning to think this thick meme is a false flag by landwhales to try and peer pressure men into thinking fatties are attractive
>>82417057
Thic used to just mean wide hips. Like Wakfu or something. As with everything else idiots have taken the word, ran with it and ruined it.
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.
Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.
since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.
the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.
>>82409566
Implying one of them even knows anything about it.
>>82409566
Patti was a lesbian.
>>82417108
Thick thighs, wide hips, big ass, and a little bit of pudge is my perfect woman. I don't know how people find women with more fat then bone structure attractive.
>>82409566
Patty doesn't really care about Doug, she just likes to use him.
Remember the episode where she gets pissed off at Doug because he gets lucky and beats her at a few sports? There's also an episode of the Disney series where she tricks Doug into going on a date with her just because she wants to spy on her father in the restaurant.
>>82419559
more like this
Any idea what the second Doug movie would have been like if the original had made a good enough profit?
>>82414768
Superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2d2FRh0BM
>>82422972
Motherfucker, they were parodying Michael Jackson. I never caught that.
>>82423158
>that episode where Doug molested Dale
>that feel when you were an awkward as fuck pre-teen who identified with Doug and didn't realize that was a bad thing until years later.
What kind of example was he supposed to be to kids?
At least Arnold Shortman actively helped his friends.
>>82409566
Nope, he was too autistic.
>>82409566
Red gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>82409566
Doug was probably a cuckold.
>>82416988
There it is.
>>82411202
fuck you
>>82410162
It's not very expensive at all!
>>82409566
https://youtu.be/rckKbQeVeAI?t=173
>>82430236
That Porkchop used to be my favorite reaction image
>>82430236
I knew someone was going to post this.
Dear Journal,
I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore.
As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time I saw the sun.
The silence in the house is oppressive. The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up at the bulbs appear to glow fainter and yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlock the door. Once, and only once, I have tried to listen at that portal; I heard a very faint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy - or what was Judy - then slammed the door with what I presume were fists and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again.
Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, as they had instructed, but still heard the screams - human and inhuman from outside. I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually - for no reason I can decipher - he went mad, running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over dead.
>>82431702
All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry.
My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension.
I fear I am the only one in town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, but I can recognize voices. The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The...high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence.
"HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided.
>>82431733
I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I can feel what is coming will be worse than any hell that comes of death by one's own hand.
You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye.
Honk honk!
>>82419690
It was a /fit/ meme for a while. Being attracted to fat chicks was "high test". Eventually it became a joke and people started to run with it and took their hot new maymay to other boards where people who had no idea of the origin just ran with what they could piece together from context and thus "thicc" was born.
it's fucking stupid and completely misses the point of the original /fit/ joke.
>>82431702
>>82431733
>>82431765
I love this copy pasta.
>>82431813
More Doug anime plots
>>82432033
>>82410213
any r34?
>>82414768
>dat Connie
So round.
Is patty ganguro
>that episode where Doug destroyed Patti's childhood home
>>82432359
>that ytmnd that edited fart noises in the scene where they throw rocks at the house
>tfw no Quailman ongoing
>>82432379
>ytmnd
>mfw I forgot about that site
>>82432353
I don't think Mayonnaise is a japanese name.
This show is really weird
>>82416988
I fixed your image.
Back on-topic, fuck no they didn't.
>>82433045
but how else would I know this is an epic post?
>>82433186
By the fact that it has a lot of replies?
does anyone have the comic where doug is in the dumpster and skeeters like where were you and doug says i was supposed to meet patti
>>82428048
>Red gold
Underrated post.
>>82409566
>Doug can never get the guts to actually ask Patti out even when she's clearly interested in him.
>Keeps sending Skeeter to try to phish out confirmation of her interest.
>Skeeter ends up spending a lot of time alone with Patti.
>Skeeter and Patti hook up.
>Doug pretends he's okay with it while his best friend fucks the love of his life.
>>82432272
>>82434817
Jesus Connie had DAT ASS
>>82417108
Wakfu girls aren't thick, they're short and stout but the only part of their body that's unusually large compared to a human are their ankles. Thank god Zone fixed that in Wakfuck and gave them normal looking legs.
>>82419559
I like to believe this actually happened and this is just a berenstain thing.
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