> I had a regular QC done for today but I decided to make some changes, so instead here is a comic I drew BY HAND, ON PAPER, for the first time in like 10 years or something. Regular QC art resumes tomorrow.
Boys, I think he done stabbed himself again. A Tumblrina got to him again.
>>82406545
nobody cares
let these threads die
Does Dolphin Jack represent Jeph's self loathing? Dolphin Jack only wants a spade to be called a spade. That his nickname reflected his reality. Is that Jeph intoning a hope that his audience would recognize his product for what it really is? Something mediocre & phoned in. Something that limps along with more inertia than inspiration? So that, prodded by their criticism he might seek to create something better. To not be satisfied with the low-expectations he has set for himself that his steady audience continues to lap up?
It's awful and yet still better than the shit he normally pumps out.
>>82406545
I really don't want to read it, but what's /co/'s opinion on his new comic? Is it as bland as his slice of life stuff?
>>82406722
Alice Grove just takes standard Sci-Fi tropes and makes them even more lazier.
>>82407456
At least there's gratuitous nudity though.
>>82406545
I'm pretty sure he just ran out of time on today's comic.
My theory is that maybe he noticed all the bitching we did about what the fuck kind of bartender would act like that and decided to rewrite
>>82408375
>my theory is that Sempai noticed me
Fat chances.
>>82408375
My theory is that he's both a hack and full of shit.
>>82406633
He wants us to call him a beautiful little girl.
>>82407474
I could draw boobs on a stick figure and it would be hotter than that "nudity".
>>82406545
>hasnt drawn on paper in years
that somehow feels wrong, if there are any drawanons here, whe was the last time you made a physical drawing, not just digital
motherfucker couldnt even balance the black and white levels
>>82409030
It does seem a little odd
Has he never done a quick doodle on a scrap of paper in the last 10 years
>>82406545
She loooks like a better match for cyborgo than asian slinky.
>>82409557
yup hacks is gonna give us a new minority character vis a vis trannys little bro
>>82409030
>whe was the last time you made a physical drawing, not just digital
Do doodles count? Because I constantly do that, even though I have a tablet for the "serious" work.
>>82406545
The worst pat is, I like this art better since it isn't drag and drop.
Remember kids, alcohol and drinking are bad and if you hang out in bars these are the kind of unsavory character you'll have to put up with. Thank god vaguely ethnic girl was there to put him in his place before he exacted any male privilege on Clinton.
hey that's kinda funny.
>>82408827
Prove it.
>>82411140
No no no it's only if you go to mainstream bars hipsters bars are fine because no matter how much he Denys it jeph is and always has been a hipster he's just gotten better at not letting it slip into his comics
That may just be because the characters don't talk about music anymore though
>>82411231
jeph is actually capable of humor when he doesn't restrict himself to writing mildly snarky twenty-somethings (rip yelling bird)
>>82412178
>(rip yelling bird)
That was the single biggest letdown this comic provided.
>>82412216
Didn't he say he wasn't going to use yelling bird anymore because he was problematic? Or was it just that yelling bird was real meta and he no longer wishes to point out his own flaws in his comic?
>>82412414
It was because he dident like the character any more
Normaly I would say it's fair write what you want but this is jeph we are talking about yelling bird was the the one thing he had not forgoten how to do well.
The turky shit was never funny so there was no skill there to forget
>>82407474
Pic/link?
>>82412414
I'm pretty sure he just grow bored with it/got lazy.
>>82412527
>The turky shit
I think that only made me crack half a smile maybe once. Even when it was making fun of the rabid fans it wasn't really funny, which is weird because he can do it to himself.
>#3211
Why
>>82413210
At least that was before tumblr got to hm
>>82408612
>Sempai
>>82406545
Dolphin probably Jacked him off in return
>>82415492
I bet it was more like this.
>>82406545
Would've been funnier if the ship had slowly left the picture frame because it's trying to edge away, too.
>>82408612
It's happened before. It seems to happen a lot, actually.
>>82411231
>>82412178
None of that's funny either.
The man is entirely witless
>>82408375
I wonder what the original comic was going to be.
>>82417093
Clinton probably has a soulful talk with the bar tender about how he blew up at his hister for no good reason, and goes to apologize.
Since we all guessed this right away, I bet he'll have Claire apologize instead, which will subvert expectations and show that she is a real character after all, you guys.
>>82417262
>>82417399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
>>82417569
Perfect for reading bkub's stuff.
>>82409030
I assume its the first multi-panel comic he's drawn in 10 years on paper, as he does sketches at conventions.
I am actually offended at how terribly wobbly those lines are.
>>82417736
>>82409030
He was probably just lying.
>>82406545
I like the idea of the angry bartender (one of several angry serving girls in this comic) giving someone a beer and staring them down as they drink it.
>>82419086
its the bar version of the original Coffee of Doom
>>82408612
>Fat chances.
Fat enough that JJ wont stab his own hand again?
>>82406545
>>82413210
Funny
>>82417093
Claire-Mom tells "Clarence" to apologize to Clin-Ton, but the tranny refuses, claiming he was in the right and then accuses his mom for being a homophobe.
>>82422904
I'm transgender so anything I do or say is automatically right by virtue of me being oppressed by all of the shitlords ever.
![GPj5PmJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rLEgthh.jpg "GPj5PmJ[1].jpg")
>>82406545
Oh no, I kinda like severe eyebrows-bartender.
>>82423896
nice try Jeph, no one likes your shitty new character
Just DEW it, Jeph
>>82406545
>I think he done stabbed himself again
>>82427806
damn I hope so
new comic up
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
AMAZING BEHIND THE SCENES SCOOP: In the original version of this comic she pulled out a shotgun. But then I felt like that was a bit too extreme. So I changed it!
but there is a shotgun
what did he change?
i think he's loosing it
>loosing
>>82422904
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
In b4 edit.
AMAZING BEHIND THE SCENES SCOOP: In the original version of this comic she pulled out a shotgun. But then I felt like that was a bit too extreme. So I changed it!
Then what the fuck is that Jeff!?
>>82429695
So she was just a raging psychotic cunt all along. Whoop dee doo.
>>82429695
They're going to fuck. Calling it.
>>82429695
I'll admit, I know nothing about guns beyond first-person shooters, but... that's a shotgun, right? With the crank-thing at the front? That's a f$@%ing shotgun.
Under-comic message:
>"To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous."
>>82428336
I wonder what caused the breakdown
>>82429695
Jeph dun goofed and posted the unaltered version. The altered version apparently has a harpoon.
>>82429695
Are we sure this women dident escape from an institution she seems rather paranoid.
And yes jeph forcing people to consume alchoal under threat of violence is highly illegal.
>>82429983
Also
What is: Trigger Discipline?
>>82430089
I feel a harpoon is more extreme then a shotgun theres nothing that unusual about having a shotgun theres no fucking reason to just keep a harpoon behind the bar.
Still I am happy for this goof
>>82430152
Also if the thing he wanted to change was what weapon she was holding how did he not have time to make that minor adjustment
>>82429695
You know this explains the previous comic with a bartender who thinks everybody is out to cause trouble they probably dont get much business I'm not surprised she pushed booze on him.
Am I horrible for wanting to see Clinton get pressured into sex with this frumpy, irascible bartender?
I found the fixed version.
>>82429983
No person shall sell, offer for sale, transfer or possess an assault weapon or a large capacity feeding device that was not otherwise lawfully possessed on September 13, 1994"
a gun that size has to be a shotgun
>>82430401
>boat painting
It looks like the Titanic about to hit an iceberg.
>>82429695
>>82430401
Giving someone psychological problems isn't characterization, Jeph
>>82430401
It got rid of the best part.
>>82429983
That is a poorly drawn shotgun. Please note that the barrel is incredibly short compared to the action and stock, suggesting it to be a sawed-off, yet the magazine and pump (bullet holder and cool sound-maker) under the barrel are un-altered. It's also weird to saw off a pump. So either this thing had a pitifully tiny magazine and was chopped down or Jeph can't draw things with consistent proportions. You decide!
>>82429983
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous
Oh fuck you Jeph. 9/10, triggered me good.
>>82430401
The shotgun version is funnier.
>>82430401
OK then I take back what I said here
>>82430152
If they have a nautical theme it's perfectly reasonable to have a harpoon.
That said generally you would hang the harpoon on the wall as a decoration.
It's pretty obvious that last line was an inb4 why does she have a harpoon thing
>>82406576
I'm starting to think this, too. I'll probably add QC to my filter and forget to remove it like I did with the letters ETH on /biz/.
>>82430401
Technicly slightly less illegial without the using threats of violence to force somebody to consume alcohol
>>82431292
The only thing funny about this is JJ's inability to manage the files on his own goddamn site
Moar patreon money pls to help teach Jeph how to name files
>>82430401
What's with the glint on the glass in the 3rd panel
>>82430401
Where did you find it
>>82416790
what a beautiful opening to a horrible horrible shitfest of a comic
>>82429695
Clinton's hair isn't shaded in panel 2. The shots of him in panel 3 and 4 go from looking bad to looking worse (the shading is particularly bad, but also the shocked hair in 4).
>>82430401
Hair also not shaded in last panel.
I don't care about QC threads any more.
>>82429695
Her threats of violence are only making my dick harder.
Also,
>constantly looks pissed off
>"you seem angry"
wat.
>>82429695
Wow.
Stay classy, Jeph.
>>82429695
>>82430401
If their genders were reversed this would be sexist
>>82431976
Thanks for that brilliant analysis, Dr. Anon.
>>82431815
Hey jeph I'm a young white man and I'm pretty angry at you right now
>>82433469
>>82433469
Kek
>>82429695
>Then what the fuck is that Jeff!?
A harpoon gun to stab the fatties.
>>82433469
oh
BABY
>>82429695
I'm no big time operator. But that looks an awful lot like a shotgun to me.
>>82434676
>They have a nautical theme and they don't serve water?
Heh
>>82434825
Fuck meant to quote
>>82434676
>>82434825
>>82434886
Ah guess It was deleted
>>82406545
Fucking amazing
>>82430401
>>82429695
>yfw he stabs himself again because of this fuck up.
>>82433469
Better in every way.
>>82406545
>"To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous."
Could he get more tumblr SJW regressive than that
>>82437323
Yes
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
So Clinton will get smashed on one beer, then go do something reckless that will somehow bring him and Emily closer
That or wreck it irreperably
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
4CHAN BTFO
>>82437276
Man, there's setting yourself up, and then there's nonchalantly walking into an oncoming train. Introducing that character was such a smart move, Jimbles. GG
>>82437930
>4chan is dangerous
Why don't you just call us domestic terrorists.
>>82438035
>"...and bought a DOG!" *exploding van*
>>82437276
Could it be is jeph just a transexual that refuses to admit it and recent events are his pshc telling him to be honest with himself or something
>>82437276
Kek
That's too pretty and feminine to be Jeph
>>82438043
Good times.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
>>82438087
Manually typing in "Anonymous" is the most underrated part of that gif.
>>82429695
Does he realize that this is fucking kidnapping?
>>82438911
Do you realize this character is a thinner Faye? She pulled swords on customers, ignored orders, and insulted the customers.
>>82419603
I was thinking the same thing. The locals for some reason love a coffee shop that treats them like shit. So other buseness trying the abusing customers buseness model is not that far fetched.
>To be fair, angry young white men ARE quite dangerous.
what did he mean by this?
>>82441397
He meant that white men must be bred out of existence by superior African Canadian penis
>>82429983
Well, I mean... he does know a stab happy white guy pretty well. Write what you know, and all that.
>>82429695
>Serves you drinks, makes sure you drink them under threat of gun violence
W-wife material?
>>82433469
This is why I keep coming back
