Who is the best X-Waifu and why is it the Stepford Cuckoos?
I have grown to despise all telepath characters and the people who write them.
You don't understand what waifu means.
>>82369687
They're good at exposing latent desires.
>>82369687
>can prevent being BLACKED with a mere thought
they're A okay in my book
>>82369924
They are one, so waifu works.
>>82369687
They're actually the worst for me because they're a walking example of inconsistency. I know Emma's history has only recently been touched on but she was shown to have brown hair.
They should all have brown hair, when they started dying their hair I thought it would get brought up but I haven't seen anything about it. I just can't stand it.
>>82370009
A waifu is a character that you are personally very fond of and have a long-term commitment to.
literally cuck in the name
>>82370149
You DO know where the term Cuckold comes from right?
>>82370077
Fine then, Kitty Pryde is my real waifu, I just want the cuckoos to mindrape me while stepping on my balls.
Shark girl is better you fag
lol imagine if Emma in that outfit telepathically overpowered the Stepford Cuckoos and forced them to watch from each other's eyes as she fondled and molested their taut schoolgirl bodies
haha wouldn't that be funny lol
>>82369687
Didn't these cunts threaten to literally mind rape some boy for daring to have sexy thoughts about them?
X-Factor era Rahne was the cutest thing ever, and I've never once seen /co/ mention her.
>>82370744
Because most are newfags or don't actually read comics. Rahne was love
>>82369687
The question itself is false; for we all know Mindee is the best X-waifu of the three.
For she has rejected the blonde corruption first, and led her sister Phoebe to red-headed JeanGrey-lez-crushing freedom from the oppressive rule of the tyranical B-word Celeste.
Even her adorable adopted name of "Mindee" is adorably symbolic of her rejection of all that is wrong, like the awful name "Irma", that we all know is an evil unto itself. I mean, really, "Irma"?
Never before has an incestuous identical twin orgy fetish fueling clone been so revolutionary in her embrace of non-conformity.
She is truely her own Cuckoo.
>>82370744
>>82370820
Transonic
second best would magik if she stopped fucking her brother
>>82370233
>Fine then, Kitty Pryde is my real waifu
Now we're talking anon. Benis is very proud of you.
>>82370744
I wouldn't say she's super popular but how long have you been here? 'Cause I've seen her get mention at least 6 or so times and I've only taken minor interest in X-threads.
>>82370744
>>82370820
>>82371495
Your puppy-love for Rahne is no match for the passion the original firey red-head inspires.
You must acknowledge Jean's Goddess-like qualities.
>>82371354
lol
>>82371792
I don't remember. 2011? I wasn't coming here daily at that point.
>>82372017
Well I know there was quite an interest during the storytime of New Mutants where she was involved with Elixer. The student/teacher, age difference appeal, you see.
>>82372187
I tend to miss out on storytimes, I guess.
>>82371582
You ask too much.
There is old Russian saying;
"Sometimes you have to love the soulless half-demon hell-witch for who she is."
>>82371495
Context?
I haven't picked up an X-Book since the 90's
>>82369971
Its 2016. They probably want to be BLACKED Anon.
>>82369687
Whats the appeal?
Not disagreeing with you.
I just don't know what you see in them.
>>82372316
Rahne had a baby with an Asgardian wolf god. It was prophesized into much nastiness.
Bad things happened and it was very sad.
Also, IIRC, she coughed him up like a hairball.
>>82372397
Triplet, man. Mind linked triplets.
>>82372284
You can still find the last in the archives, and it links to others.
Goddesss praise X-Anon (or was that Anon-X?)
And speaking of the Goddess...
>>82369687
hey didn't they threatened to turn a guy they did not like gay? I am bringing this up because Bobby coming out happened around Jean, and when Old Bobby turned into homolust she was there too...
But I guess it has been discussed to death by now.
>>82370026
I come from a family full of blondes, it often turns brown when they age.
In the flashbacks I've seen Emma was older than the Cuckoos are now.
I'm more upset over the nose thing.
>>82372525
So you could be in the middle of a perfectly synchronized love fest?
How would that work exactly?
You on top of one, while eating the pussy of another and the third goes to town on you with a strap on?
All in time like a fucking clock?
>>82371582
I fucking love this shit, I want to collect a printed version of all three of these parody comics.
Illyana will forever be my waifu
>>82372482
Well, suffice to say I don't really regret my decision.
>>82369687
well idk about waifu, but Magik makes my dick the hardest
>>82370820
Too be fair, there's a lot of X-men ancillary titles to read.
>>82369687
Magik
>>82372866
Hands, man. Don't forget your hands. You got your cock and your hands. Let 'em ride all three, or you go to work on them.
>>82373002
>>82372949
>>82373027
Hasn't she literally kept the exact same hairstyle since she was introduced?Her death in the 90's and Collossus' reaction made me cry
>that sound when they all orgasm at the exact same time
I bet even Emma would feel it.
>>82372949
>that underwear
A bit too lewd there, Marvel. She is underage.
>>82370744
most of the queers here werent even born yet during that run
>>82373195
Until recently in Extraordinary, she changed it and everyone had a shit fit. I don't mind, I'm just happy to see her and Strange doing magic stuff togeather.
>>82373260
That's a bathing suit anon, they were at the beach before going to Asguard.
>>82373316
That basically makes it worse.
>No Jubilee
You disappoint me, /co/.
Actually, all the Gen X girls were pretty cute
>>82373316
>she changed it
REEEEEEEEE-
>everyone had a shit fit.
Who's everyone?
>>82372949
>>82373002
>>82373027
Magik is a very patrician choice. I hope they never ruin her by adding her to the movies.
>>82373466
You, and the handful of other fans that were in the Extraordinary 1 storytime thread.
>>82373027
Yes, Magik is very much underrated.
>>82373520
They already ruined her by resurrecting her
>>82372866
Really? You don't see the appeal of the three of them mind-linking during sex?
All three feeling every sensation of each of their bodies? All reacting at once to the same stimulations?
All of them, all at once ... and with the psychic feedback...
>>82373818
Jean jr, Selene jr, and Emma jr. Why hasn't anything like this happened yet?
>>82373818
I like them better when they're all blond. Them looking the same and acting the same makes it hotter.
>>82373409
Wow, Chamber look so happy there
>>82374100
I like slight differences between them, and I thought that was cool.>TFW no Cuckoo incest doujin
>>82373409
Time for blatant fanservice
>>82373890
>What are you doing here?
The real question, tovarich, is what you were doing standing completely dry in the middle of a room with a rag that's too short to be anything but a towel?
>>82373798
>caring about the death of an alternate universe character
Real Illyana died during Inferno
I'm glad to see so much love for best girl, but it's got to be in her best form or it doesn't matter.
>>82369964
This is my new OTP.
Since my waifu has been said, I'll rep second best girl
>>82373409
Just read Jubilee's first appearance today. It was a lot sooner than I expected, I had to look her up to make sure it was actually her firing plasmoids.
Husk was supposed to be a cute until they went and changed her into a typical redneck, then again into a deformed villain.
Also,
>entire thread
>no Blink
It's like you faggots weren't around to ride the mid 90's hype train.
>>82375122
>they went and changed her into a typical redneck
How so?
>then again into a deformed villain.
WHAT
>>82370744
Rahne has a good point there. Jamie is young enough to have hung out with her New Mutants peers when they were off robbing people as the Vanisher's Fallen Angels.
Also, I think the drama train that was X-Factor, where she ended up after seducing a student and eventually got Wolfpregnant might have killed the Rahne Train.
(She was also cute in Excaliber)
>>82373195
I miss when both Rasputins were dead.
They're both good characters... but they had good deaths that really bookended each other really well too.
>>82370188
No, he just likes to parrot memes in order to be "a real 4channer."
>>82375653
One of the namebrand X-Men should never be killed off, mostly because you just know that they'll comicbook death, but as some silly "to cure the Legacy virus you must kill one mutant" heroic sacrifice is idiotic.
The big guy's gotta go down fighting, it's who he is. With a roar, not a whimper.
But Illyana should have stayed dead-dead, not because I didn't want to see her return but because she's the born ruler of a Hell dimension that she's connected to on a fundamental level, and her mutant ability is to travel to and from that Hell dimension at will:
It would have been a very interesting story to have her actually die and then go to Hell, and it just not make any difference because she comes right back.
![Negasonic-Teenage-Warhead[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8QqQKS5.jpg "Negasonic-Teenage-Warhead[1].jpg")
>>82376324
>But Illyana should have stayed dead-dead
The only reason Yana should have stayed dead is that Uncanny #304 is best single issue Marvel Comic ever printed.
>>82376828
Is she even in the comics? I've never fucking heard of her.
>>82376828
She didn't earn her waifu status.
She's just hanging on Deadpool's Bi-waifu-al coat-tails.
>>82376954
She appeared in one issue, to get fridged for Emma Frost, and then later got resurrected to never do anything ever again.
She just has a goofy Grant Morrison word salad name that the Deadpool movie guys enjoyed the sound of.
Kitty Pryde was my waifu until I found out she's jewish.
I like Armor now, she has the power to turn herself into an anime.
>>82369964
Goddamnit I want cyclops back so bad... my favourite character just... "killed" off panel.
It still hurts
![deadpool-who-is-negasonic-teenage-warhead-and-the-actress-who-portrays-her-774763[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xI7UDLn.jpg "deadpool-who-is-negasonic-teenage-warhead-and-the-actress-who-portrays-her-774763[1].jpg")
>>82376954
She appear in comic , but very different , like alot
>>82377012
>oh no, this fictional character is Jewish, which is bad because I spend time on /pol/ and listen to their talking points from the 1930s
>>82376954
Her most significant scenes were Emma Frost memories and insanity delusions.
Otherwise she had one panel of existence in which she was nothing like her movie counterpart.
I always felt they really fucked up with the Stepford Cuckoos.
>quintuplet telepaths sharing a hivemind
Neat.
>kill off half of them in like the first year they're introduced
Seriously?
>>82377104
>Grant Morrison
>not breaking something when he's done with it
Pick one.
>>82370744
Because yiff in hell furfag.
Someone's gotta post it.
>>82377147
Considering she can turn into any waifu you want, can't really beat her.
>>82377012
Knowing that a bigot like you likes Armor so much makes me happy that she's currently a depowered non-property.
You'll never see her in a comic again, so I guess you'll just have to jerk off to The Red Skull's daughter instead.
>>82377200
That's a trick any telepath can pull too.
Plus, in case you've forgotten your Morrison and Whedon runs, it's one of Emma's go-to twisted bedroom games.
Gotta love that perv.
>>82376324
Well, I must vehemently disagree with you on that.
Colossus sacrificing himself finished his character arc from the early 90's
Are the bad girls also an option here?
>>82376841
>Uncanny #304 is best single issue Marvel Comic ever printed.
You meant 303, right?
>>82377488
The '90s arc. Yeah, it was ideal for that.
But the character has been around for a bajillion years and his arc stretches all the way back to Giant-Sized Uncanny #1, beyond the stories of the '90s.
How would you explain that ending to someone who had read through the '70s and '80s takes on the character?
Plus, how dare they deny us a new century interpretation of Colossus in today's world?
If they had killed off Dazzler I could live with that, she was and is still linked to the Disco era in a way that other X-Men aren't, now I like what they've done with her lately but I'll always think "Disco" when I read a Dazzler story.
That's what we could let go of.
>>82369687
>>82377862
Got a link to an unedited version?
>>82377927
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11096
>>82369845
Yes YES, SO FUCKING MUCH THIS!!!
Fuck them and die. ESPECIALLY the Cuckoos.
Kitty is the best, she doesn't even need to be slutty to be hot.
The motherly caring version of Emma from the anime was the best version of her ever.
Fantastic outfit too.
>>82377260
Hey don't let that cunt speak for all us Armor fags (all like 3 of us) She's rad as fuck.
also taking some asshole on the internet way too seriously
>>82377726
You're a strange one, anon.
You're not supposed to enjoy a hero dying.
>>82377986
How dare you waifu the girl-next-door everyone's-little-sister archtype! That's wrong man.
>>82377986
he said while posting a picture of her in a thong and whatever you call those kind of pants
>>82369687
Because it's fucking Noriko.
>>82378104
you and me? we muggas
>>82373890
Was Colossus listening in on them tickling each while jerking it?
>>82377059
>>82378066
>>82377260
Tumblr is that way, folks.
>>82378165
If he wasn't he should have been.
>>82373890
oh what a convenient accident Claremont. He liked his fetish fuel, both of men and women and he really liked naked collosus
>>82378221
Kitty is a cunt.
>>82373890
>>82378165
>tfw Illyana became a slut
>>82378166
Hey don't rope me in with them. I just like a gal who can construct a psionic kaiju busting suit of armor.
Didn't hear about the depowerment though. That's lame.
>>82378071
>You're a strange one, anon.
You have no idea, I imagine most X-fans are reading for the escapism and exoticism, I read it for it's relatability.
Also, Anne-Marie. The ultimate tease.
>>82372949
>Dare you enter my magickal realm?
>>82378221
This seems relevant
>>82378310
I think he just enjoyed nudity in general
>>82378264
Yeah, an evil Bamf teleported her out of her magic family ghost armor and she couldn't get back in. The Wolverine-and-the-X-Men run got cancelled before they got back to that storythread.
>>82378332
>>82378234
what does that have to do with anything? I mean, yeah she is especially under Bendis but what does that matter?
>>82378310
got any pages of Storm showering or going nude? It makes me sad that they forgot she was a nudist. with all the diversity, can't they cater to my group of people?
>>82377545
Bad Girls count too.
>>82377147
obligatory
>>82378445
>>82378672
>>82378672
>>82378700
thanks anon. it really makes sense to me for her to be a nudist, and I wish that was still a thing
>>82378672
>>82378700
I'd fucking betray thehomosapienrace in order to waifu ororo.
This was from an actual marvel swimsuit special, which is pretty crazy since both jubilee and shadowcat were under the age of 16
>>82378925
Wow, I'm an idiot.
>>82377147
Just imagine the dickingsshe could give you.
>>82378925
>>82378936
>This was from an actual marvel swimsuit special
It really wasn't.
Have one that was.
>>82377019
are they still making the 'horrible thing' he did incredibly frustratingly vague?
>No Domino
It's like you all have medicare taste
>>82377726
>If they had killed off Dazzler I could live with that, she was and is still linked to the Disco era in a way that other X-Men aren't, now I like what they've done with her lately but I'll always think "Disco" when I read a Dazzler story.
Colossus was raised on a fucking Soviet Commune dude. That dates him just as poorly as disco does Dazzler.
>>82382125
this, if you hate characters being dated Marvel isn't for you. The sliding time scale make things cannon over decades of time
>>82376841
>>82377559
Still think Wolverine(?) The Sentient Sentinel arc was better. Jubes is there being a crying little bitch again, but damn it's something the way she expresses it. Then it reminds you she's just a kid, acting tough.
>>82371798
>>82372656
I want Jean to force strange new fetishes into my head and then tease me about them for the rest of my life.
>>82376828
Why didn't they just make Bobby? Instead of giving some random character his powers.
>>82382712
>bobby
Wut?
>>82371798
Best thing about Jean is how she gave birth to the superior Redhead goddess!
Might as well piggy back off this thread since this is pretty related
What're some good Power Girl comics? Preferably TPBs that I can get on
Or any other cute super hero girl.
>>82383176
>Preferably TPBs that I can get on
Amazon*
>>82382712
Did you not see the movie? There are jabs at the studio being stingy with who they could use. They barely got to use Colossus.
>>82369687
Holy shit, did they ever crack jokes about that outfit
>>82378260
Illyana has always been a slut. Literally since the Magik mini she has been one. The even say in the nightcrawler mini that she has a huge collection of porn and that she wants to see nightcrawler's cock
>>82372886
What parody comics are these, exactly?
>>82383176
>Might as well piggy back
No.
>pretty related
What, no. Are you fucking retarded, fuck off!
>>82382712
Did you even see the movie?
>>82383899
Wtf? Quit spouting shit. It's only implied she was raped growing up in limbo, but that's about it.
>>82384159
I was half asleep during that post. Sorry if I triggered you famigo
>>82384041
I forget what the title of Civil War was, but AvX: Muh Phoenix and Illuminated Wars
>>82384225
Go read the nightcrawler mini. She literally asks Kurt what happenned when she accidently stole his clothes and when he said she was too young kitty said Illyana had a massive stash of porn in their room
Plus she was the most boy crazy of all the new mutants
>>82384350
They are all by the same guy on the same site?
>>82384687
I don't know, never seen the completed versions just a few pages here and there.
>>82384356
>massive stash of porn
What kind?
>>82386473
rape/dom porn, so mostly hentai
>>82380340
yep except now they've stopped mentioning it at all.
Or where the rest of the x-men are like emma frost for example
>>82380276
Why do they both look like 45-year-old porn stars?
>>82369964
>dat smug cyke in the last upper panel
>>82388576
Because Kitty's age in Excaliber was vague beyond understanding.
>>82388731
Aren't all the x-kids like that?
Haven't Leech and Artie been the same age for like twenty years?
And Jubilee was 13 in Gen X
>>82372949
Sym will never not make me laugh
Fucking Charles X Claremont
>>82372949
Wasn't there a New Mutants issue with Dani wearing a skimpy slave outfit or something?
>>82378700
definitely fapped to this panel as a kid...
>>82392387
Pretty sure Ororo was one of my earliest faps, too.
>>82381727
I like Polaris. She's crazy, but still manageably so.
