IT HURTS
ITS NOT LIKE ON TV
This will never NOT be funny to me.
should shop Elliot Rodgers's face on this someday
>>82364628
What kind of tv show say that getting shot by a gun is enjoyable beside deadpool?
>>82364719
>just a flesh wound
>>82364628
Its a shame Static isnt doing well in DC comics I liked him
He got his own comic cut and now isnt even in Titans that much
>>82364628
When's Static Shock gonna get a live action show? It'd work great. Solid supporting cast. Solid rogues gallery. Great hero. Easy origin story for all the superpowered freaks
And Ebon in live action. Oh baby.
>>82364967
Shit I'd settle for Static to cameo on The Flash.
Despite how preachy this show got sometimes, I really enjoyed it.
>>82364628
Read last year that milestone is going to reprint a bunch of stuff including rebirth of the cool
But I haven't seen anything about it this year
Any word?
>>82365059
I never minded it. It only had a few very special episodes. Every cartoon back then did.It also has my 2nd favorite school shooting episode after Drake getting shot on degrassi.
>>82364959
It's those pesky Wildstorm rights issues. By rights he should be taking Cyborg's place on the Justice League but nope.
>>82364628
What is static shocks most recent appearance?
>>82365105
>The Richies dad is /pol/ episode
A reboot would be cool, they could get away with Richy being gay now
>>82364628
This episode triggers my inner /k/ hard.
>>82365213
Eh, I'd say Cyborg has a pl;ace. Kids love him from the Teen Titans shows. If anything if I were to remove anyone for Static, If I had to, it'd be Aquaman. I know he's beloved by us super nerds and an original but mainstream has never given a fuck about him.
>>82365254
And you know the fangirls would be shipping him with Virgil something fierce. Him or Rubber band man, wild as the Taliban.
>>82365242
Young justice cartoon and Justice League War movie
>>82365310
It would be weird for both Cyborg and Static to be on the same team
Two black guys with electric themes?
Would be cool to see Static with the Outsiders or another non JL team
>>82365407
Cyborg doesn't have an electric theme, he's just a robot. Under that logic we should remove wonder woman because she's just a flying brick like Superman but without a dick or eye beams. In fact, with Gal Gadot playing her, we should probably just remove her just to be safe. I'll take Hawkwoman over her.
Static should be with The Teen Titans
>>82365570
I hope they put him with the teen titans in rebirth later on
>>82364628
Wouldn't static be able to pull out the bullet from Richie's leg with his powers or something or did the bullet went through?
>>82365392
Most recent comic appearance
>>82364719
Hertzog got shot during an interview and called it an "inconsequential wound"
>>82365728
Yeah but he'd end up hurting him more since he's not a doctor who knows how to extract a bullet
>>82365361
>fangirls would be shipping him with Virgil something fierce
they already do, if i'm not mistaken
>>82365755
He hasn't been in comics since his book was cancelled
>>82365818
Because god forbid two guys be friends.
>>82365407
Nah, it'd be fine. Falcon and War Machine manage to work together. Just have something happen like Cyborg shutting down and Static having to reboot him with a shock.
>>82365892
I knew there was no such thing as a god
DC being complete screw ups proves it
>>82365912
Yeah! That's why, when I look up porn, I make sure it's as realistic and grounded in reality as possible. And I also make sure that if I watch gay porn, I watch some straight porn to even it out, since too many gays is unrealistic statistically.
>>82365946
>Mfw Darkseid has all the "veteran" heroes captured and the big moment is when Cyborg, Flash and Static team up to take him down themselves.
>>82365912
rey and kylo is a much cuter ship
>>82365788
It was with a pellet gun
>>82366046
Yeah, nothing is cuter than incest and violence.
>>82366358
>you will never get a romantic photo taken of you and your girl in cosplay looking exactly like it's from the movie
>>82366358
>incest
Wait what. Also violence is hot when the dude is tough enough to wrangle his woman after
>>82364628
> it's a very special episode
almost always complete shit.
that is until
when cartoons actually get violence right:
> ok lets watch this episode of Batman Animated. Oh they're fighting scarecrow.
https://youtu.be/UIbEHxvp6v0?t=1m16s
> captain planet is full of special of special episodes but this one goes beyond
https://youtu.be/qeKtUHWi7WQ?t=1m
> oh it's a western mech series, i wonder if-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrBlEtsC0Y
> mfw this was only episode 2
> literally world war 2 in space
>>82365728
to what benefit though
just ripping the bullet out wouldn't help without getting a medic to properly treat the wound
>>82364967
Hopefully soon. They already started on the script but this pic's almost a year old.
>>82364967
They better bring back Ritchie as gear
>>82366404
popular theory that Rey is Luke's daughter, and thus Kylo's cousin
>>82366467
New comic when
>>82365912
Everybody's fucking Finn, even the robot.
>>82365728
>Don't worry, Richie! I'll use my electrical powers to take out the bullet!
>STATIC NO
>the bullet shreds through Richie's blood vessels
>he bleeds out
>I put a shock to your system!
>>82366425
>not posting the very special Captain Planet vs Hitler episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ
>>82366523
No date but they're in works to revive Milestone right now. They're planning to at least do two hardcovers a year.
>>82366565
Well, can you blame 'em? Guy saved the galaxy, of course they want some of that D.. He doesn't save poe, get BB-8 t the rebellion, tell the rebels how to take down the starkiller and shut down the shields, everybody is dead. In fact, now that I'm typing it out, I'm questioning the purpose of rey. Other than the Kylo fight, she's not really important.
>>82366624
Why can't they just publish Milestone characters under the DC line ?
>>82366807
Because dc blows
>>82366807
Probably because they want the same kind of creative control they had back in the 90s, which I can't blame them for.
>>82366782
DESTINY
>>82366782
WE NEED A JEDI THAT ISN'T A MALE!
OH LOOK! A BRITISH WOMAN!
>>82366846
Bu what about heroics that come from doing what's right when the time comes and unlikely heroes?
>>82366467
>Written by
>Reginald Hudlin
It's ruined already, why do they let this man taint every black superhero?
>>82366935
>We have a saying at BET: We hate black people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xZk04VV1A
>>82366517
They said that Rey's parents weren't in Episode VII.
>if they did a Static Shock reboot Richie would be trans, because being gay isnt the new hotness anymore
>>82366496
No, stick to the Milestone comic and make Richie/Rick a fag. Make him handy with the tech if you HAVE to, but leave teh sissy-ness there for the gay-by-association angle that threatens his and Virgil's friendship. Hotstreak was better as an Eminem-like, ebonics-spouting wigger with a racial hate-on for non-whites, rather than a buff guy with Vegeta's hair who just wanted to fuck with Virgil.
>>82367275
their lying all the characters have to be connected by blood
muh pottery
>>82364628
I'm just going to throw this out here: Richie is a whiny little bitch.
Knowing multiple people who've gotten shot it doesn't hurt that bad.
>>82367275
Yeah, JJ also said Cumberbund wasn't playing Khan so we can take what he and his say as being absolutely worthless.
>>82367275
Of course they weren't in it. After all, Lando and Mon Mothma were awfully conspicuous in their absence...
>>82366020
I... I like this trope. Does that make me bad?
>>82366010
Your disgusting shipping culture has ruined any sense of comradery between any people regardless of gender for an entire generation of stupid kids.
Nobody regardless of anything is allowed to have a platonic relationship.
>>82367340
If they wanted a trans character they'd bring in Masquerade.
>those future episodes where old man Static was a complete badass
Static has some great villains from the cartoon and comics.
>McDuffie was Keegan's brother but they never meet before he died
Damn...
>>82364628
I remember in high school this tiny kid I used to hang out with legit thought that if he was ever shot he'd be able to walk it off/fight the shooter.
He'd seen so many action heroes do it he figured it was easy.
If only he'd seen this Static Shock episode growing up...
>>82368230
Goddamn you have no idea how much I never wanted that show to end
I'd kill for a recent comic series to reflect stuff like that
>>82368238
Question is, if they did a new show, who would do the new theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mlK4mIUNYk
>>82368303
Did he die trying to stop a shooter, anon?
>>82365407
Isn't Black Lightning already an electric black dude on the Outsiders though?
>>82367347
I'm mixed on whether Hotstreak should be a wigger-with-a-purpose or just that douche you dislike from high school with superpowers.
Regardless, after I saw Dope I had the retroactive realization that Shameik Moore had just played the perfect Virgil Hawkins.
![DCHolocaustVillain1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lNB3V4N.gif "DCHolocaustVillain1[1].gif")
>>82368367
Somebody better than Little Romeo, I'll tell you what.
>>82368238
DC has all the rights to Milestone characters, right? I'd like to see Holocaust as a villain.
>>82368530
Dope's a good movie. I would love to see him in something bgiger. I love when that happens. Like when I saw Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens was going to be in Transformers or when I saw John Boyega from Attack the Block was going to be in Star Wars. I just hope John doesn't end up a psycho like Shia did.
>>82368530
>I'm mixed on whether Hotstreak should be a wigger-with-a-purpose or just that douche you dislike from high school with superpowers.
All doing the latter would do is subtract from his personality.
>>82365407
>Cyborg
>electric theme
Static Shock was my absolute shit when it was still airing, the only other shows that came even close to being as hype to me was Ed, Edd n Eddy, Ben 10, X-Men Evolution and Courage. Static was just THE show for me, I remember making a shit load of OCs and imagining Static crossing over with the Teen Titans and shit.
Everything about it was so appealing to me, mostly because it had the concept of mutants and I was still in my X-Men kick, that and Static himself reminded me of this older black kid I looked up to.
I thought Ebon was fucking badass too. Me and my childhood friends would have these conversations about "what if we were super heroes?" And I remember saying I would have Ebon's shadow powers. Ebon may also be the reason why I find Gecko Moria and his powers so cool.
>>82368530
I want to fuck the dyke chick
>>82368637
Machines run on electricity.
>>82368600
We just need the modern equivalent of him.
>>82368600
Nah, DC can't just do whatever they want with the characters. Geoff Johns wanted Static in the Titans but it took a really long time to get rights sorted out.I'd love to see Holocaust wipe the floor with Hotstreak
>>82368641
Bringing up Moria. Now you got me thinking about my girl Perona.
>>82368665
Jaden Smith?
>Static goes to Africa
>surprise seeing alot of black people in Africa
>mfw
>>82368718
No, somebody talented. I was thinking Silento could do the theme.
>>82368751
To be fair, he'd spent the previous year going from classes to death battles. He may not have had time to keep up with his social studies classes.
>>82368751
>>82368799
It's not that he was surprised, it was just a different experience from what he was used to.
Would a Black Lightning show work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTBeljjsDD8
>>82369010
No, because the whole time I'd be asking "where's Static?"
>>82368652
>You will never see Batwoman hit on high school dykes like a creepy predator.
>>82369010
Of course it would. That's exactly why they never made this a full series.
>>82368641
Ebon's voice was so fucking cool. I would've liked to see his VA in more villain roles
>>82368652
>dat giggle after she slapped Workaholics for saying nigga out of reflex
Diggy best girl
>>82367476
>a kick to the nads doesn't hurt
>trust me, other people have told me
Do you share pain with these people?
>>82365788
Werner Herzog?
>>82368652
>tfw dicking a dyke is on my list
My nigga
>>82367476
Eh, it's in character. Richie's really not the type to shrug shit off like that.
>>82368641
I always liked Static a lot better when it was crossing over with other superhero stuff, or exploring the city of Dakota. I tuned out for the celebrity cameo episodes.
>Dat Batman Beyond episode
>Future Static
>Rocking dreads
>Shows up in Justice League
Hype of my hype, mother of my hype.
>>82364628
jimmy no!
>>82369268
More aggressive scissoring.
>>82369268I get unusually turned on by the idea of giving Syd Blakovich the d.
Yeah, Static.
I always loved this stuff way better than Zeta Project, which was the other DCAU show on the airwaves. I never got to watch Justice League until later.
>>82369155
When I read Blood Syndicate I imagine that Tech-9 has his voice.
>>82365912
I no right
>>82369539
>Syd BlakovichAfter I give her the d I want her to give me the d
>>82369539
>Zeta Project
Oh God, talk about a bomb. You'd be watching saturday morning on Kids WB. Fucking Batman Beyond is on, MIB is next and Static and Pokemon are waiting at the end. But inbetween you have sit through the shittacular Zeta Project.
>>82364628
Is this most acceptable thread to tell someone "my Nigga"
>>82369793
No.
this guy should play him in a movie or show
>>82369869
That's from season 4,isn't it?
>>82369774
It's interesting because within the DCAU, Static and Zeta were both the more divergent from the DCAU's "typical style" (whatever that actually was), yet Static is genuinely entertaining in it's own right while Zeta's just reminding you of the more superior parts of the DCAU.
I think that's why Zeta somehow gets me unreasonably angry.
>Set in DCAU continuity, never exploits it
>No Future Static
>No Terry
>Bland and generic settings
>QT waifu potential wasted.
>>82369993
It's bizarre to think that Zeta Project and BTAS somehow exist in the same universe. It's basically your boilerplate WB genre cartoon they made a million of at that time, but it's still connected to DC by association.
Backdoor pilots don't happen a lot in cartoons, so the fact that Zeta Project was the one that got made of all things is fascinating to me. A shame the actual cartoon was mediocre as fuck.
>>82370253
That was like the first sign that the golden age of Kids WB was coming to an end. MIB was about to end. Justice League was off on CN. Pokemon was all the way into Johto by then. Sure stuff like Static and Xmen were still around and Xialoin Showdown was coming down the pipeline but it would never be the same.
>>82364719
Sorry I can't think of an example off the top of my head, but I feel like there are a ton of instances in tv and movies where a character will get shot in a "non lethal" area like the shoulder, express intense pain by gritting their teeth or something for about a minute- and then still go on to immediately do a whole bunch of action stunts like sprinting or jumping off a building or something, and after a couple minutes start acting like it doesn't even hurt as though we're supposed to forget they were shot. It's not like they make it look like a walk in the park, but it gives the impression that bullet wounds aren't often immobilizing.
>>82370655
Well, they can't all be like Die Hard or Beverly Hills Cop, where getting shot is a big deal.
>>82370599
Original Xiaolin Showdown was probably the last gasp of WB for me, or was there another show that people generally liked after/during that time?
>>82370862
Shrugging off bullets has become standard pop culture fare though, think about how many bullets you can tank in Call of Duty.
>>82371039
No, Xiaolin is the last one I can remember. By than YuGioh wad dying out, Pokemon's popularity had waned and they were airing all these Cartoon network shows like Teen Titans to fill up the timeslots.
RIP shota bot
>>82367035
Aaron McGruder was a godsend and people are going to regret neutering him. He was equal opportunity on calling people out on shit even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.
>>82368718
>>82368665
Rae Sremmurd
>>82371039
Jackie Chan Adventures and The Batman. I can't remember what channel Chaotic was on. The fact that Magi-Nation turned out so terrible still pains me.
>>82372053
Chaotic was definitely on Fox.
>>82372231
No it was on 4kidsTV. FoxKids/FoxBox stuff got moved over there. Idk about you, but for me it was the channel the WB used to be on.
>>82368641
It makes sense, Ebon is basically if Moria's fruit was logia instead of paramicia
And his voice actor had a presence like on one else on the show. Top tier villain, top tier power
>>82368319
Too bad nu52 static was shit, it was like a very bad spider-man...still better than Slott stuff.
He was stuffed into the TT book and never heard from ever again.
Until Young Justice which was cancelled as soon as he appeared.
Speaking of milestone, I have never read an Icon comic in my life but it looks pretty awesome, is it good? any definitive arcs?
>>82368663
>batman has a water and sunlight theme
>>82372429
I just started collecting Milestone stuff. So far I've only read Icon #1 but it's pretty great. Hardware, Static, Blood Syndicate and Kobalt are pretty awesome too.
>>82365310
While I agree kids love Cyborg, they love him as a titan. He would seem weird to kids since he's part of the JLA now. Although I wouldn't mind getting rid of Aquaman for Static, but Aquaman's 12 fans probably would.
>>82367648
>shipping culture
>thinking this is new
>actually bitching about it
Hahaha yeah man humans were all about the pure no fucking relationships for all of history until the internet and tumblr came along. Human beings only became incredibly horny in the past 15 years.
You incredibly retarded faggot.
>>82373350
I think kids could get used to him in the JLA. As long as it's the come to terms with his robot half, mechanically inclined, goofball powerhouse version from the cartoons and not the sad sack, human portal, I hate my dad version from the comics.
>>82373697
probably
although especially the mostly just using him as a portal bit i doubt children will stand for that.
>>82366425
>tfw Arkham Knight tried to make me believe Barbara was dead when this episode exists
Well that, plus the fact thatif they actually killed her they would have had 99 billion SJWs up their asses.
>>82365213
Milestone. And they are cleared up now it's just something they tend to be protective of since it's McDuffies legacy and all.
>>82365788
Hertzog was also mildly insane so there's that.
>>82373810
SJW's only kill about killing women if it's only so Stronk Male Hero can get drama, or it the murdered one is one or both halves of a lesbian pairing.
>>82365254
That episode handled social issues better than SJWs did.
>>82373907
they are likely to find a way to claim that was the case
or link it back to the killing joke
>>82373974
although they also might like it these people are extremely unpredictable
>>82369155
what is a diggy and where can I get one?
>>82373350
What proof do you have of Cyborg being popular with kids?
BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
>>82368751
>Virgil says he feels connected to his ancestry
>Ritchie tells him he's full of shit
THE BEST
>>82374108
a whole month gone, and stil noBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
I hope they give static a new comic soon
>>82373907
That's exactly what it would have been. Also the fact that it was Barbara would have made it easier.
>>82364967
>A "black show" getting support
You better pray for another miracle like The Wire
>>82369936
Yeah, I'm sure.
Jesus Christ, you take the main writer away, and the Boondocks becomes the same kind of show it was making fun of in the first place.
It honestly pains me.
>>82371768
>He was equal opportunity on calling people out on shit even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.
Isn't that a good thing? Shouldn't we be glad that someone can actually discuss the nuances of black people in America who actually knows what he's talking about?
It's either that, or "We black people...we da bad ones!", and then he gets praised as a fucking genius.
>>82375043
Plenty of black sitcoms. Why is Static so unlikely?
Maybe it's my own mind and nostalgia speaking here, but in my eyes Static Shock had so much potential. He could've been DC's Spiderman. It's a shame he faded away into unimportance. It's several kinds of unlikely, but maybe he can be in Flash? The premise of each show is pretty similar.
>>82374373
>Ritchie tells him he's full of shit
No he doesn't. He just says he doesn't know how it feels.
>>82375333
Are there really? I know there was a shit ton of them in the 90s/early 2000s, and Tyler Perry had a pretty long string of shows, but the only black sitcom I know that's running today is Blackish, and the writing and acting on that is awful.
>>82366589
HAH
>>82364628
You know Static Shock is the perfect superhero
He really doesn't even need a mask nobody would be able to tell the difference between him and any other nigger with that hairstyle
>>82375507
What do you hope to achieve here? Trolling?
I can only give so many (you)'s, anon. How much will be enough?
>>82374108
>Tfw Deepercutt went into social blackout on new years cause he wanted to pursue new things without having his old name linked back to him
>>82375630
I think he's half racist trolling, half referencing that episode when Ebon's trying to find Static's secret identity and he says that he shouldn't just assume he's Virgil because a lot of guys have Static's hairstyle.
>>82366907
"I might have something to say about that, anon."
>>82366782
Rey is Luke, Finn is Han Solo, Poe is Lea.
She matters as much as he did, aka not much outside of boss fights.
>>82375630
>>82375675
Honestly don't remember that episode but black guys have 1 of like 3 or 4 hairstyles
it's bald, cornrows, afro, or dreadlocks
static actually has a hybrid afro/dreadlocks thing going
idn't he gay
>>82371768
>>82375194
One of my favorite quotes is from Samuel L. Jackson's character when he went on about how "A nigga can be anybody of any race. ANYBODY can be an ignorant motherfucker."
>>82366425
In that original shot of Batgirl's death, the camera was supposed to be outside the car when she landed on the hood. Censors thought it was too violent.
So instead they moved the camera to inside of the car- which censors approved of- even though it makes the impact 10 times more jarring and unsettling.
>>82375762
>Luke didn't matter outside of boss fights
>Literally the only one who made the shot to destroy the Death Star
Then again, the Death Star is sort of a boss.
Anyway, the point is, TFA mixed and matched OT traits and plots points, especially ANH. Poe is rescued like Leia, but he's also the one who blows up the giant Death Orb like Luke. Rey is like Luke, in that she's a bumpkin stuck on a desert planet with some great destiny and probably Lineage, but she bonds more closely with Han over his stuff than anything else until the end. She also flies the Falcon and inherits it and Chewie. Finn is basically Han only because he's not a force guy and shots guns. His personality and backstory are probably the only things in TFA that aren't remixes.
In retrospect, Rey's actions did little to impact the turn out of the movie, other than being the reason Finn shows up to Starkiller Base and wants to help destroy it. Han and Chewie have the bombs to blow up the shields, and Poe and co. actually blow up the base. She and Finn fight off Kylo, but by that point it doesn't actually help the plot in any way and he gets away despite being beaten. In fact, the most important things she did were basically get a bunch of guys to chase after her to either capture or rescue her, so you'd think the usual peanut gallery would've been more up in arms about that. She did help Finn and BB-8 get off planet like Han. But that was sort of it.
Rey's efforts in the end are more like Han shooting Vader at the end of ANH, except even there that kept Luke from being shot down so he could blow up the Death Star. By the time Rey achieves anything in end of TFA, everything is already blowing up.
>>82364719
> tv show
> deadpool
> shithou reaction image
sup crossie
>>82366935
>man taint
you found reggie hudlin's supervillain name
>>82374072
That comes with the territory of both Teen Titan shows being popular, anon.
>>82366425
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrBlEtsC0Y [Embed]
ExoSquad breaks so many cartoon rules. In the very first episode, half the characters we meet get killed after terrorists murder everyone on a ship and rig it to go explode when the search and rescue team arrive to look for the non existent survivors.
And later on, the people are starving and comment on how there aren't any dogs around because they've all been eaten.
>> literally world war 2 in space
More specifically, the European theater. They took influence from Gundam, which they compared to the Pacific theater.
I fucking loved Exo-Squad.
>>82376074
I really enjoyed the mixture of characters. Finn was probably the main-main character for this movie, and some people think he's going to be force sensitive as well. Another Jedi duo would be nice. Poe seems a bit less important too, so I'm hoping he gets more screen time. Overall Episode VII seemed, like all star wars movies other than the last- like something that is its own story but with setup for something greater. Hoping the new one is good, and that they don't lose any steam by working on the side story,
>>82368378
Nah I just figure this episode would've made him less of an idiot.
Who thinks getting shot doesn't hurt that bad? I guess it's just a youth-thing, before we understand we're not immortal and all that.
There will be no rap music on this board!
>>82366425
Batman seemingly landing from the roof with the softest "pat" of his feet was kinda funny and broke the moment for me. seriously listen to the sound when he lands.
>>82376187
I get that but is there particularly any evidence that kids cling to him over say Beast Boy or Robin or Starfire? That he's the breakout star of the team?
>>82376298
>Finn was probably the main-main character for this movie,
I agree with that whole heartedly. He's in the whole movie from start to finish, unlike Poe. His actions are the catalyst for the plot unlike Rey. And he just has a more natural connection to the ongoing events. Fighting against his former employer. He basically saves the day with his knowledge on the starkiller and his plan on how to shut down the shields. And he's the only good guy to have a full character arc. It also doesn't hurt that John Boeyga is a far better actor than Daisy Ridley. He had solid chemistry with everyone.
It's like Final Fantasy X all over again. Finn is Yuna, the actual main character while Rey is Tidus, the character the creators keep pushing as the most important.
>>82378984
The thing I liked about Finn is what someone earlier psoted, he has no analogue. Rey just another mechanically and piloting inclined desert wanderer destined for force greatness and poe is basically Wedge and Lando smushed together but Finn is something new. A former villain who isn't redeemed by someone else actions, but redeemed by his own. Someone who initially isn't sure what they want but discovers it along the way.
>>82364694
DO IT YOU PUSSY.
>>82374108
>2016
>Wating a month
>>82376074
>His personality and backstory are probably the only things in TFA that aren't remixes.
Which is why it baffles me as to why Rey's front and center when he's the only thing actually offering something new.
>>82380262
Disney admitted to female empowerment undertones
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/07/disney-strong-empowered-female-star-wars-purposeful/
?“As you may have noticed, hopefully you did, the lead character in the Force Awakens was the lightsaber wielding Rae, a very strong empowered female heroine who really took the movie and the world by storm,” she said. “Let me just say, you know, that was purposeful, that was purposeful on Disney’s part and purposeful from the filmmaker’s perspective to make that lead character a strong empowered female.”
>who really took the movie and the world by storm,”
the worst part is they actually think it was good rather than literally strong womyn for the sake of it
>>82364719
It depends where you are shot and by which gun. You'd be surprised about how many people only find out they were shot wayyy after the fact. Its one of the reasons hospital trips are mandatory for anyone involved in a shooting.
I've never heard anyone say it was enjoyable though.
>>82380262
Well, I think they knew she was just another old cliche and that Daisy couldn't carry a movie which is why in a lot of promotional stuff she and Finn are treated as the main characters, so Boyega can carry the movie for her and she can have her action gurl moments. Kind of like how Anakin is the main character of Attack of the Clones even though Obi Wan is played by a better actor and is the one doing all of the plot relevant stuff.
>>82375507
>Static Shock is the perfect superhero
Don't you mean Static is the perfect superhero?
>>82368238
>Wasting the name I've been using for years in various things on some dumb knock off harpy bitch
>great villain
Nah.
>>82380869
Nah man I remember he's called Static Shock it's what his show is called
>>82365912
BLACKED
>>82381341
Everyone's been blacked for Finn.
>>82380417
They actually thought Rey was a selling point, rather than the name itself? It's universally agreed she was the weakest link here. I guess they're just willfully ignorant due to it making so much money.
>>82366046
BUT THEYRE BOTH """"WHITE"""", THATS RAYYYCCIIISSS
>>82381530
She's certainly sold less merch. It's basically BB-8, Kylo Ren, Finn and Phasma who push the sales.
>>82381541
More like it's incest.
>>82375043
Quite a few of them do though. It's not that rare and uncommon
>>82364628
EVEN GOT SURROUND SOUND
>>82364694
why is he crying?
>>82381556
But Phasma doesn't do anything.
>>82381973
True, but she looks cool and that's enough to sell some toys. She's the new Bobba Fett. She's the secondary villain, looks cool and gets beat by the secondary hero in a humorous moment.
>>82372864
>no Static TPBs after Rebirth of the Cool and Trial by Fire
>both TPBs apparently feature the same fucking first four issues
I've been mulling over hunting down the issues myself
>>82382017
Kinda weird, since you'd think TR8-TR stole that spotlight from her.
>>82382017
>>82381973
>>82381556
>>82381530
>>82380417
>Talking about Shit Wars in a Static Shock thread
>>/tv/
>>82373885
>Werner Hertzog
>mildly insane
>mildly
>Don't start None
>There won't be None
I swear this is one of my favorite covers just for that
>>82380590
>Kind of like how Anakin is the main character of Attack of the Clones even though Obi Wan is played by a better actor and is the one doing all of the plot relevant stuff.
With all these Star Wars spin off movies going on, I really hope they give MacGregor an Obi-Wan solo movie so he can actually have a halfway decent film to play the character in.
>>82382448
Nines had a more impactful scene than any of Phasma's.
>>82382524
It's a good philosophy to live by and a good one for a hero to have.
Static always felt weirdly disconnected from the rest of the DCAU
Same with Batman Beyond but that has good reason to
Sure Static had a ton of crossovers, but you never hear anything else about it in the DCAU
No Bang Baby attacks elsewhere
and I could have seen CADMUS interested in using the mutagen
>>82382709
CADMUS was a little busy planning a war with the Justice League.
>>82368751
I know it's hard for white people to understand, but when you're the token and you end up surrounded ONLY by people who look like you, it's a weird feeling.
>>82382748
Yeah, wouldn't they have wanted to use the Bang Baby gas to help make more super soldiers?
They used clones, artificial metahumans, and even had a magic user on staff
>>82382448
Don't mistake internet memes for real life popularity.
>>82377484
Why are racist motherfuckers always huge? That's the thing that always gets me, the ones most likely to want to slap your shit are simultaneously the ones who are most able to and the ones who don't need to to prove themselves. Same for gaybashers. How much less of that would happen if the gay gene also made you xbox huge?
>>82382960
I think it's supposed to be a commentary on standing up to oppression with size being an indication of power, authority, and strength etc etc
>>82382551
Apparently there's a comic about the stuff he was doing while Luke was growing up, and it's pretty good. Could be based on that.
I would really like any story that focused on him to go into the flaws that Lucas kind of glossed over in the prequels. They need to bridge his prequel, "The Force is a tool and I'm jealous of Anakin's deeper connection to it," to his OT, "The Force is truth and I need to trust it."
>>82365105
>degrassi
I mean, I knew this place is /co/mblr but at least try to hide your tumblrina side a bit
>>82383024
But it's true in real life, too. Some of the most bigoted guys I've ever met were fuckhyooge military/weightlifter types.
>>82366425
>> captain planet is full of special of special episodes but this one goes beyond
>>82383086
It's the genes Jack
That carry the memes who are not exempt from the commentary
>>82381556
Man, kids really love Finn don't they?
>>82366935
Hudlin and Jaden Smith as Static, don't forget that.
>>82383086
Overcompensating for insecurities. Insecurity is the core for things like racism.
>>82366609
>doesn't kill hitler
>Holocaust still happens
>doesn't find and kill Einstein
>america still develops the atomic bomb
th-thanks captain planet. you saved everyone
>>82383086
They're physically strong, hence they don't have to worry about getting beat up for their provocative statements. It's not just racists, people who are openly vocal about their controversial opinions in general tend to have the muscle to back it up.
>>82371768
>even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.
That's a good thing, anon.
>>82364967
>It will be directed by Reggie Hudlin
>>82368238
They really should have made Ebon a Canon DC character in the comics. He's pretty much Kingpin but with shadow powers. Hard to believe he was street level considering his power set.
Was Daisy Asian or black on the show ?
>>82385469
For the longest time I thought she Asian until they showed her parents
>>82384944
Not saying it wasn't. Just that he was able to be fair while still having a very solid and clear opinion. Fairness isn't "equal criticism", it's setting your baseline and calling out everyone who passes it.
>>82385469
Light-skinneded black.
>YFW it's true that only black shows have a variety of black skin tones.
And I guess Captain Planet
>>82383349
Can't blame them, he was actually fun.
Static Shock was my fucking shit tho
>>82366609
>that moment when a cartoon goes too far off the deep end.
I haven't watched Statis Shock. Is it any good?
Also, did they really used this line? They made an episode about kid bringing gun to school because of bullying and all they can say is "GSW hurts"?
>>82366425
I want to fuck the russian girl
>>82386763
It's pretty good, certainly worth trying
Shaquille O'Neal made an appearance, iirc
>>82380986
Kek. Anon thought something as generic as 'talon' was both cool and original.
>>82386763
The gun episode is pretty much the worst of the "very special episodes" they did a few other ones on Raycissism and homelessness and abuse. But they are all handled way better
Its a real line and its pretty much a joke
But Static is pretty good, its not quite as good as the rest of the DC shows , but its better than most things on TV now
BTAS>JL>Batman Beyond>STAS>Static>>>>>>>>>>>Zeta
>>82386934
Whats so bad about zeta? I was thinking of marathoning it.
>>82367275
JJ clarified that that wasn't what he meant.
>>82386934
I'd put Static above Superman personally. Superman TAS was always a little too dull for me. Static wasn't perfect but it at least had some style.
>>82382799
I know this feel.Except I'm white
>grew up in heavily Asian-populated area.
>onlywhitekid in calculus, etc.
>go to school inUtah, surrounded bya sea of whitenessfor the first time
I couldn't stand it, had to gtfo after a year.
>>82369774
I swear I'm like the only person on /co/ that liked Zeta Project.
I liked it more than MiB.
>>82385469
Her eyes and skin make it hard to tell. She doesn't look like her parents.
>>82388236
her mom
>>82368757
>Silento
I once saw the kid who sings Whip/Nae Nae perform at a Clippers halftime and, without hyperbole, it may have been the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Favorite Static outfit ? This ones my favorite
>>82386934
>You have a gun? What were you thinking!
He was thinking he needed some way to protect his family from not only the high number of criminals but the superpowered ones who can start fire with their hands or throw cars at him.
>>82382524
>America eats her young.
They had some pretty sweet taglines.
>>82370253
Zeta being in the same era as BB made no damn sense, due to such a radical tone and setting shift between the 2. Everything was damn near 50/50 tech and nature in BB. Zeta was like 99% nature, and when they were around buildings, it looked like modern day shit.
I've never confessed this, but honest to god, that line impacted me. I specifically remember thinking about how much it must actually hurt
>>82382412
>I've been mulling over hunting down the issues myself
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Static-1-1993-NM-9-6-White-Pgs-Bagged-1st-Appearance-of-Static-/222097052320?hash=item33b60412a0:g:RGgAAOSw1DtXHSbQ
Do it, anon.
>>82367275
Abrams went back and said that she didnt know who her parents were in TFA and he worded it wrong
>>82366609
They can have Hitler, but the Hitler stache was too much for a cartoon?
